#but in nexo they aren’t even hiding it

[spicyicymeloncat]

I’ll be honest and like I’m only on s2 so idk if it’s early for me to write off the Lego knights but like their characters are so woefully 1 dimensional holy hell. They have a lot of potential and sorry idk if I’m offending anyone here but nexo fandom? I’m stealing all your knights and revamping them bc I’m crazy (and it will be fun)

Edit: this is an opinion. Anyone’s free to disagree. You’re still valid if you think these characters are well written. This was not meant to be an attack on anyone. This is how I in general enjoy consuming content. By analysing critically and reconstructing canon into my own fanon specifically for my own entertainment. It’s not serious. It’s not a jab at anyone. And I still enjoy the show even if it’s badly written. Like someone said in the comments, it’s actually sometimes a good thing to watch shows that don’t have as much writing quality.

Edit 2: this post has nothing to do with Ninjago. This isn’t a comparison. This is not me saying “Ninjago is better and because nexo isn’t Ninjago, it’s trash”. I’d have these opinions regardless. Also the tags are still not supposed to be an attack. Its just reasoning that back up my first point. It should be okay to acknowledge and think critically of characters

[victoriazanaademi]

Rivalry Turned Into Love and Friendship (A Nexo Knights x Ninjago  Movie fanfic) (Energyshipping)

Author: Victoria Ademi (signal-bike-rider-mach)

Rating: T for Teen (Might change) 

Pairing Clay Moorington x Jay Walker  (Lego Ninjago Movie x Nexo Knights)

AO3

“May I have your attention please due to the arson that happened at Knighton Preparatory Academy the students of Knighton Prep will join us here in Ninjago High until their school is restored to its former glory so please keep the rivalry to a minimum. Thank you and have a great week” the principal announced over the speakers.

Lloyd could swear everyone in the entire school groaned at the same time.

“Great like school wasn't torturing enough now we have to deal with those preppy uptight Knighton Prep students” Kai complained.

“Th-they aren’t all that bad..” Jay piped up earning a glare from Nya. Jay immediately covered his face with his scarf and went quiet. The doors opened and students in white and royal blue school uniforms flooded the halls of Ninjago High. In their lead was…Clay Moorington. The quarterback of the Knighton Prep Nexo Knights. 

"Well…hello there...Cole…Kai. Others. How are you guys doing?” Clay asked.

"We were doing fine until you and your gang of preppy and uptight jerks came” Kai responded cooly.

“Hey, you do not speak to our quarterback like that you heathen. He has won our team more games than your loser team ” Lance shot back at Kai who glared daggers at him.

“At ease Lance, we are guests here in their school and we should not stoop to their….barbaric levels,” Clay said making sure the last bit was laced with as much verbal venom as possible.  As Clay and his friends walked past them he made sure to whisper into Jay’s ear.

“See you after class” 

“I do not see why they are being so rude to us seeing as we have done them nothing to elicit this behavior” Zane chirped. 

“You tell me…it’s best if we just ignore them, Zane” Loyd said.

Later that day Clay was hanging out at home with Jay.

“How long are gonna hide our relationship like this Jay…maybe we could join our schools in harmony," Clay asked as he fiddled with a loose strand of thread from his sweater. Jay let out a small sigh burying his face into the orange fabric that was currently around his neck.

“I don’t know Clay….you know they wouldn’t accept our relationship…right. Knighton Prep and Ninjago High are like bitter enemies. If they knew it would be chaos” Jay said, his Pakistani accent clinging to every word.

"We don’t know until we try…please…at least give it some thought. Pretending to be a jerk to you is really wearing me out” Clay said, kissing Jay’s freckled cheek. Jay smiled as he kissed him back.

The next day there was a big game between Ninjago High Ninjas and Knighton Prep Nexo Knights. The game had ended with the Ninjas winning and the Nexo Knights were not happy.

″How could we lose to these…losers. I have never been so humiliated. We never lose” Macy growled as she threw her football helmet to the ground.

“That I do not know but I have a plan. Huddle up” Lance said. Outside on the field, everyone was celebrating the Ninjas’ win.

“Way to win the game, Lloyd. I knew it was a good idea making the Green Ninja our new quarterback” Coach  Reo had said. Unaware to them the Nexo Knights came up from behind with a large keg of unknown liquids. They flung contents out, aiming for Lloyd but alas Lloyd and  Jay got the worst of it.

“Oh god what is this putrid smell??” one of the cheerleaders said covering her nose.

“Smells like manure,” the other one said.

Jay started trembling as tears welled up in his eyes.

“Jay!?!?!?!? Jay are you ok?” Clay had asked only to be forcefully shoved away.

Jay looked at Clay. His facial expression was that of rage nad hurt. 

“You....you jerk...you told your teammates to throw that stuff on me and humiliate me infront of everyone in the crowd. I thought...I thought I could trust you Clay...” Jay said, hurt evident on his tone of voice.

“Jay I swear I didn’t plan this...I would never ever do this to you” Clay siad only to be shoved again.

“SAVE IT! CLAY MOORINGTON IT IS OVER” Jay yelled before running out of the football field.

“What was that all about?” Aaron asked

“I dunno but I think we made a mistake” Axl said

“After I have talked to Jay we are gonna have a serious talk” Clay said  to his teammatesbefore making a dash after Jay. He found Jay at home and heard the water running from the bathroom,making the safe assumption he tried to wash of the horrible smelling liquid from his body. Clay approached the bathroom door. He knocked on it carefully

“Jay? Are you there…look I didn’t plan for them to do that to you…I didn’t even know they had planned to do that…but please come back to school…I think the guys want to apologize. Just please..say something…anything”  Clay said from the other side of the bathroom door. The water had topped running and the door unlocked. Clay opened the door to the sight of Jay wrapped in a towel. Freckles adorning his shoulders. He looked at Clay before hugging him-.

“I am sorry….I overreacted” he murmured. As soon as Jay got some fresh new clothes on he went back to the school. Jay looked at Clay’s friends. 

“Look dude we wanted to say we’re sorry for what we did...we were aiming for Lloyd and he moved out of the way but that is no excuse for what we did” Aaron said.

“What Aaron is trying to say is...do you forgive us for treating you and your friends so poorly?” Lance had asked.

“Apology accepted...from all of us” Jay said looking at his friends who were smiling

“Good. Now that is out of the way I have an announcement to make” Clay said as he pulled Jay in for a kiss. Jay let out a surprised squeak before kissing back. Everyone gasped. Both Ninjago High students and Knighton Prep students. alike. 

“I love Jay Walker and if anyone is opposed to this they’ll have to go through me”“ Clay announced as he held Jay close

“And me" Kai said

“And most certainly me,” Zane said.

“Don’t forget about me” Lloyd said

“And us" Macy said referring to her friends.

"But how long have you been dating?” Axl asked.

Clay and Jay looked at eachother.

“That is for us to know and you to find out” they replied in unison.

“Well hat is important is that you guys have  everyones blessing”   Lloyd said, smiling.

Jay smiled as everyone praised and cheered the new couple on as they exited the football field. Jay would agree that perhaps telling their friends wasn’t as bad as he thought it would be.

-The End-

[alanfromrochester]

Puns masterpost

-Mine- I like Cheddar, but I'm neutral on Swiss. I was up reading atheist literature at an ungodly hour. I don't want to go to the agricultural supply store in the seedy part of town. I was reading a book on anti-gravity and couldn't put it down. A man was arrested for theft when he was caught rifling through a pile of guns with grooved barrels. It's hard to save money on postage stamps, because you have to pay sticker price. Fixing flats is tiring. The high pH of lye is basically what drain cleaner is. Marriage is the decision of a wife time. A violent wine snob is a terroirist. I wanted to write a book about bad excuses, but I figured no one would buy it. A man used a handgun to extort money from people going to the bathroom - it was a piss toll. A sergeant being demoted is corporal punishment. Fashionistas are clothes-minded. Mysterious ticking noises are da bomb. Terrorism is da bomb. Avoiding panhandlers is hobophobic. Gifts that come out of nowhere are from the aether bunny. Tom joined the Army and ended up working on the powerplants of large armored vehicles. He's Thomas the tank engine man. An anticapitalist Japanese spirit is a commie kami. A gay person living on the streets is hobosexual. Gay friends are homiesexuals. Don't smoke weed in a dwelling with transparent walls - people who live in glass houses shouldn't get stoned. People objecting to a particular war are caught between Iraq and a hard place. The military can cost an arm and a leg. A banana bought with British welfare money is Dole on the dole. The staff at a Chinese restaurant are cowokers. This movie is rated Arr for violence at sea.

-Inspired By- Communism is a sickle answer to a complex problem. [Pig With The Face Of A Boy, Complete History Of The Soviet Union, Arranged To The Melody Of Tetris] Using ape disguises for a hit and run raid is gorilla warfare. [K.A. Applegate, Animorphs] Someone crashed into a tree, but he was oaky. [Lynyrd Skynyrd, That Smell]

-From others- I relish these food jokes... Every time you make a typo, the errorists win. It's hard to be cheesy when everyone around you is laughtose intolerant. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. Dangerous mining work induces digger mortis. RIP, pot of boiling water - you will be mist. Tectonic plates are perfect for serving a continental breakfast. Thinking otherwise seems faulty. Atheism is not-for-prophet. Dropping a handgun into avocado dip makes glockamole. A cigar shaped like a dinosaur is a bluntosaurus. Leather armor is good for sneaking around because it's made of hide. Obama and Biden going out to dinner is a government mandate. A flooded convent is nunderwater. If you stand in pouring grain, you're going to get wheat. I broke up with my gym. We were just not working out. If I give a penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, I make interest on my interest. The Illuminatea want to bring about a brew world order. 'beefstew' is not a stroganoff password. People with pictures in lockets are independant. If a Norwegian robot analyzes a bird, it Scandinavian. Last night on Dancing With The Tsars, Peter and Catherine were great, but Ivan was terrible. My friend really changed since she became a vegetarian. It's like I've never seen herbivore. A pregnancy scare is a near life experience. There's a special place in the heart for deoxygenated blood. Someone staying in the closet is keeping a straight face. A frog's car broke down and it got toad away. If you pour root beer into a square cup, you'll get beer. If you know what you're doing in 5 years, you have 2020 vision. Gathering animals and inflating the count is rounding up. Tears are glumdrops. A good hot liquid meal is souper. People sometimes get divorced because of a stalemate. Lab accidents are sometimes caused by tripping on acid. A guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10^23 guacas - that's Avocado's number. Spilling spices means you have too much thyme on your hands. Being welcomed by spices is season's greetings. Being unable to get manure means you can't buy shit. Indiana Jones is fedora the explorer. Minions are a despicable meme. Ingredients should be called recipieces. Why was the accountant a pessimist? Because he knew it was an accrual world. Some aquatic mammals escaped the zoo. It was otter chaos. I contemplated my navel and invented fuzzy logic. I bought a lot of tubers at a discount supermarket - what am I going to do with Aldi's potatoes? LEGO Nexo Knights includes the characters Clay Moorington, Macy, Axl and Lavaria, wizard's assistant A. Prentiss, and some names that are even more obvious. If a Tesla gets stolen, it becomes an Edison. For awhile, Houdini used trap doors in every act - it was a stage he was going through. Jokes about communism aren't funny [unless you share them, because they're classless, in practice] Have a souper birthday - you're one in a bouillon! Vietnam vets are not fonda Jane. Crime dramas are arresting television. Wearing cowboy clothes is ranch dressing. Removing an angel from a fountain creates a sans seraph font. Seven ate nine because you're supposed to have three squared meals a day. Scientists have almost completed building a sex robot but they’re still working out its kinks. Balance between friends and women is homie-hoe-stasis. The tenth Fast and Furious movie should be called Fast 10: Your Seatbelts. Fed Sex, for when you absolutely need it overnight. [I still remember that novelty T-shirt I saw in high school]

-Songs- Weird Al's Party at the Leper Colony is so full of puns they're falling off. The Kip Addotta song Wet Dream is a wave of fishy puns.

"I had a ball when I conquered France and Belgium, though it took a lot of Gaul." "You say the peasants are revolting? Well hey I knew that." - MC Lars, It's A Latin Thing [the song concept is a pun on Latin meaning Hispanic or the Roman language]

-Collaboration- Never apollogize for your bad puns about greek gods. - http://raganiazumi.tumblr.com/post/113977297966/ Even if people get in your hera about it. - me

Why are glue sticks not called stick sticks? - http://warriorsdebt.tumblr.com/post/120794813885/why-are-glue-sticks-not-called-stick-sticks Carol: Hard to say. Me: That's rather dry humor.

If Trump becomes president, there will be hell toupee. (Carol: I'll wig out.)

(seen online) I wish Medusa would stop objectifying people. (Carol: I don't take that for granite.)

-Sexual- A woman tried to get a divorce because of her husband's impotence, but that didn't stand up in court. A man was caught masturbating and called it a stroke of bad luck. People who obsess about sex are thinking inside the box. A gay king is a royal pain in the ass. A man had a fight with his erection and beat it single-handedly. Someone new to giving blowjobs is in over someone else's head. Being happy about anal sex is celebrating a weak end.

-Sexual from others- Election and erection both mean a dick rising to power. I'm pro-bush, but not the George W kind. Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse, but it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom. A Wednesday when it's not raining is dry hump day.