#but in like any other endings i feel like chapman or anyone other than kate would have coerced him to try smoking but he just sucks doo doo

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hes a terrible smoker

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4, 8, 12, 14, 16 and 17 for the TUA asks!!

buckle up folks because this got long! it is my nature to be overly thorough about the wrong things and now i’m making it your problem. i’m gonna indulge and i’m gonna indulge hard.

4. What do you think all the siblings’ favorite bands are?

luther: his tastes are elcectic! the boy just likes music and is open to trying pretty much anything!

diego: maybe some like industrial or post-hardcore stuff like nine inch nails or fugazi, or perhaps something like public enemy or wu-tang clan. and don’t tell anyone but he will secretly listen to joni mitchell and other sad lady with guitar music.

allison: she likes motown and 60s girl groups! and she will also listen to some stuff like the fugees and tracy chapman. and when she wants to get amped she’ll listen to bikini kill or something.

klaus: he’s gonna be listening to some gothy dark wave music like the cure or siouxsie and the banshees. he also probably likes gals like debbie harry and kate bush and patti smith. but then there’s also that interest in nina simone and i think he would also be into 60s girl groups.

five: a hard one! i don’t think he has much individual music taste what with his apocalypse stay, and when luther finds this out he makes it his personal mission to give five a music education. eventually he ends up liking tom waits or something.

ben: ben would need smart lyrics and something kind of arty and low key depressing. like the talking heads or magnetic fields. but also let us not forget that he’s a secret pop music fan and remembered backstreet boys lyrics like 20 years after the song came out.

vanya: she’s got her interest in classical, orchestral type music of course, but she’s also into some folks like fiona apple or sharon van etten. and sometimes she’ll let loose to sleater-kinney and the like.

8. Let’s say all the siblings lived in apartments that allowed pets. What would all their pets be? (Bonus: What would they name the pets?)

ok so it is my personal feeling that all of the hargreeves are Cat People, and for reasons unknown to me it is a very strong personal feeling. in fact you might say that this is my hill 689... because it is the hill i will die on. sorry i’ll see myself out.

luther: i know it’s popular to give luther a tiny kitten, but please consider luther with a big ol’ maine coon named Toffee who he treats like a tiny baby. she sleeps on his chest and they slow blink at each other and luther bought her a Cat Stroller and takes her for walks around the neighborhood.

diego: a tiny gray cat he found crying in the alley behind the gym. he doesn’t want to appear too attached so she is just ‘the cat’ and he refuses to acknowledge that he increasingly thinks of her as My Cat and would stab anyone who looks at her wrong

allison: a large long-haired cat who hangs out in a basket in a spare room and hisses any time someone other than allison so much as looks at the room. he tolerates claire, who named him pancake.

klaus: black cat, obviously. he and dave name her jimmy because they are saps and will always remember that jim morrison was playing when they first got together.

five: is it a sin to deny five mr. pennycrumb the dog? well i’m gonna because it’s time for mr. pennycrumb the cat, who is a chaotic, cross-eyed, Head Empty Nothing There cat. Five unapologetically loves and would kill for mr. pennycrumb the cat and no one understands it.

ben: he has a ghost cat named adelaide who likes to sit on high surfaces with him. is ben perching on the counter again? watching klaus and allison smoke in the alley from above on the fire escape? well there’s adelaide the ghost cat loafing right next to ben.

vanya: enormous orange cat living out his senior years with vanya. he has sad eyes and likes to spoon and will let her know loudly when he wants tuna. his name is louie.

12. What sort of games do you think they played as kids?

pretty much anything they did was bound to get competitive and overly tactical. like they played hide and seek and it turned into a day-long high-stakes battle of wits and stealth. but also allison convinced reginald to buy them some classic 90s games like mall madness or something. they all went hard playing this even though they’d never been to a mall in their life.

14. If you could give the siblings’ middle names, what would they be?

i thought about this question and i decided that they would all be weirded out by the concept of middle names! like it felt like a special gift when grace gave them their names and they never even thought to want a second name on top of that. later they meet people with middle names and they’re like hmm seems fake but ok.

16. If instagram or twitter existed in the UA universe, what would all their handles be? 

luther: he’s nothing if not earnest so it’s a straight-up @LutherH

diego: yeah he’s gonna be something like @XXkNivES_ouTxX

allison: she’s got her celeb status so she’s @allisonhargreeves

klaus: something very random and nonsensical like @bedazzledhamsandwhich

five: does not fuck with social media

ben: @readmoretalkless which klaus found dull and tried to get him to change to @thewhorer

vanya: she’s keepin it simple and is @vanyaviolin

17. What celebrities do you think the siblings’ have crushes on?

i’m gonna say that none of them have celebrity crushes, for a variety of reasons, but mostly because they are just tuned out of that whole scene. they grew up in the public eye and probably interacted with folks with a certain level of fame, and have since wanted to distance themselves from that. allison of course has had to continue to be part of that world for her work and could absolutely fake niceness and interest as she needed to, but i don’t think she genuinely enjoyed it. especially now after the media completely dragged her for the patrick situation.

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'Orange Is the New Black': Taylor Schilling and Laura Prepon on Piper and Alex’s Surprise Season 5 Ending

At the begin of final season, Laura Prepon had this to say about her Alex Vause and Piper Chapman (Taylor Schilling): "Anyone would have a look at that relationship suppose: Alex must get as distant from Piper as attainable, and possibly vice versa."How issues have modified.Amid its ever-expanding ensemble of characters, the fifth season of Orange Is the New Black (at the moment streaming on Netflix) discovered its manner again to the relationship that has been at the coronary heart of Jenji Kohan's jail dramedy since season one. In the penultimate episode of the new season, Piper proposed — and Alex stated, "Sure."The episode, titled "Tattoo You," delivered two parallel flashbacks for the pair, offering perception into why Alex ended up sending Piper to jail in the first place. Rewinding to when Piper was nonetheless following Alex throughout the world, viewers see her ink herself with a fish tattoo signifying magnificence for Alex. Years later, Alex tells a stranger that her "Love is ache" inking was in response to Piper's magnificence fish: Love is ache, not magnificence.Now her ex-girlfriend, Alex admits that Piper broke her coronary heart. The prior seasons have already clued viewers into what occurred in between these two reminiscences, however seeing Alex categorical a mixture of anger, love and remorse over "ruining Piper's life" by sending her to Litchfield was a brand new shade of black on the drug-smuggling nomad.And Alex wasn't the just one to have regrets.Enter a cameo from Jason Biggs who returned to play Piper's boyfriend Larry Bloom. When Larry will get his personal tattoo, of the Kool-Support Man, Piper is reminded of Alex and drunk dials her ex later that night time. "How are you continue to in my mind? Do you miss me? In all probability not. I miss you," she says in the rambling voicemail, which upon listening causes Alex to kick out her girlfriend."It at all times feels so good and so gratifying to have the ability to fill in elements of Piper and Alex's timeline," Schilling tells The Hollywood Reporter. "That’s what was so thrilling about the present from the very starting. To have such a selected factor that you really want and that you simply’re going after, as an actor, is simply sweet. It’s actually enjoyable. So when that stuff comes again into play, for me, it focuses the present on its middle and it makes it simple to do my job."Prepon agreed that it was good to get readability on the aftermath of Alex's choice. "Each time you will get somewhat sliver about why they're the manner they're is thrilling," she tells THR.Again at Litchfield, Piper has a cellphone dialog together with her mom, the place she says coming near dying made her understand she does not need to miss out on being with Alex on this lifetime. "I need to stick round due to her," she admits.Solely hours earlier in Litchfield time, each Piper and Alex, certain and gagged in the bathe curtains they had been kidnapped in, survived a near-death expertise when Piscatella (Brad William Henke) tortured Pink (Kate Mulgrew) and threatened their collective existence from inside a janitor's closet. They survived — Alex with a damaged arm and Piper, a newfound outlook."If you have a look at what they only went by with Piscatella, it places issues into perspective," says Prepon, who additionally directed the torture episode. "They only went by this insane factor the place they virtually died. They noticed what occurred to Pink and Alex's arm is damaged and all this stuff, and they understand: Life is brief, I really like this particular person, let’s simply do that."Prepon says the Piscatella incident — which finally ended with the guard being shot and killed by one in all his personal riot males — shifted issues for the tumultuous twosome. "When one thing like that occurs, it makes folks actually reevaluate," she says. "You understand what’s essential."Schilling was directed by a half-naked Prepon for the pivotal torture scenes. Prepon jumped behind the digital camera round her personal takes and Schilling praised her scene companion for surpassing many administrators she's labored with even "together with her arms tied behind her again and carrying a bathe curtain." The actresses had been wrapped up in order that they could not use their limbs and required assist from the crew. "We must go limp and get lowered into place and then get picked again up," says Schilling. "I am now a professional at understanding how a lot powder you want on duct tape so it does not damage when it will get ripped off."In entrance of the digital camera, nonetheless, Piper stated she "wished to die" sitting there and not having the ability to assist Alex when she was damage. Regardless of Alex's insistence that Piper go away her alone, Piper returned to the bunker the place the inmates had been hiding, Alex's lacking glasses in hand. "You might have taught me that love hurts," started Piper in tears. "You have taught me that life, it hurts. And I need to be there for you, I need us to be there for one another in order that possibly it hurts rather less." Getting down on one knee, Piper popped the query, asking Alex to be her companion by love, ache and magnificence fish. "I figured that is what you had been doing," snarked Alex earlier than accepting. Then asking, "You had to do that now?"The mid-riot romantic gesture was, as Schilling says, so Piper. "It was fascinating that that’s the place the rubber met the street for them," says Schilling. "In the midst of disaster — Let’s get married!"Schilling says when she learn the script, she had by no means given a lot thought to if Piper can be the one to ask, focusing as a substitute on how candy of a manner the second is to "propel their relationship ahead" after a high-stakes state of affairs. Prepon, on the different hand, stated she was very shocked when she learn it: "Not even that it was Piper who proposed, however simply that it was occurring generally."Although their celebratory interval was short-lived, Schilling freezed the second in time to think about how they are going to be as an engaged couple. "I can’t think about it being very a lot completely different than what their relationship is like now, which is so heightened and so dysfunctional in some ways," she says. "Marriage doesn’t typically shift course very a lot and it’s not likely a factor that fixes a relationship. I’m curious to see how they react to that."When it got here to filming the scene, Prepon laughed about the second occurring in the very unromantic pool room setting. "I really like working with Taylor," she says. "Each time we have now a scene we simply bounce into it. We do the rattling factor and it’s nice and improbable. She’s a baller and we have now a whole lot of enjoyable collectively."After a fast spherical of "Mazels," nonetheless, the finale sees Piper and Alex becoming a member of arms with eight different inmates as the 10 key characters put together to face the penalties of their actions. Assuming the lacking inmates are hunkered down with weapons, the riot brigade is shipped in to take away them from the jail, the finale ending on a defiant cliffhanger. Piper, Alex, Pink, Taystee (Danielle Brooks), Black Cindy (Adrienne C. Moore), Loopy Eyes (Uzo Aduba), Nicky (Natasha Lyonne), Gloria (Selenis Leyva), Frieda (Dale Soules) and Blanca (Laura Gomez) are final proven clutching arms and rocked by the explosion, unaware of what's going to be greeting them by the different aspect of the door.Schilling and Prepon, at this level, do not know what the future holds for his or her characters, or any others, when the forged returns to movie season six in late July. Prepon, who's nearing her due date, credit savvy scheduling to her maternity go away not impacting filming — "Alex just isn't coming again pregnant!" she assures.As historical past exhibits, riots do not finish nicely for inmates, who typically find yourself with time added to their sentence. The ultimate moments of the season confirmed the inmates being carted away into two busses, heading probably to new prisons.Might Alex and Piper survive being separated?"I do not know!" says Prepon. "It’s such a tumultuous, superior, sophisticated relationship. Even when they each acquired out the similar day, would they make it in the world? Who is aware of. However that’s what’s so nice about the relationship, is that they bring about out the finest and the worst in one another."Schilling admits that the future — Orange has already been picked up by season seven — is not trying so vivid, however she nonetheless stays extra optimistic. "The thought of a relationship is so completely different than the day-to-day expertise with one other human being, so possibly that might assist them somewhat bit," she says.

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