#but im lit off brunch drinks and this needs to be said

[blkkizzat]

*me searching whb tag on reddit, twitter and tumblr and 85% is people complaining*

stop playing the game then damnnn lmfao! i wanna thirst for hot demon kings in peace.

its not rocket science a company wants to make money.

if its not worth it to you then stop playing. im not tryna be miserable with y'all too 😭😭

[beautyindisguise00]

WHAT’S THE BIGGEST SURPRISE YOU’VE EVER HAD?

Friday night October 16 2020 @5:50pm

1. WHERE ARE YOU FROM? Wisconsin

2. WHERE DO YOU LIVE AND FOR HOW LONG? i’ve been in wisconsin my whole life of 24 years. lived in my hometown all the way til i moved to college. after i finished college i decided to stay in the town i went to college in for work purposes

3. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT WHERE YOU LIVE? the different options around town of where to shop, eat, and other fun things to do

4. WHAT DID YOU LOVE THE MOST ABOUT THE TOWN YOU GREW UP IN? the lake. i love the fact that the lake was only a 5 minute drive and i was able to go there whenever i wanted. but also, the memories of the town.

5. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? not anymore

6. WHAT WAS YOUR 1ST PET’S NAME? thumperlina for my big fat brown bunny

7. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE SEASON? fall

8. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE? i watch a lot of movies so i dont really have a favorite

9. FAVORITE MOVIE IN THE PAST 5 YEARS? avengers infinity war. avengars endgame, crazy rich asians, knives out, and maleficent 1 and 2

10. WHAT’S A MOVIE THAT YOU LAUGHED THE HARDEST DURING? ouf, i dont remember

11. WHAT’S A MOVIE YOU CRIED THE HARDEST DURING? avengars, crazy rich, and also while you were sleeping but that’s a drama

12. WHAT’S THE BEST-ANIMATED MOVIE EVER CREATED? the good dinosaur

13. FAVORITE TV SHOW? my two all-time favorites are one tree hill and the office

14. FAVORITE TV SHOW THAT IS CURRENTLY ON? chicago pd and fire

15. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE RESTAURANT? olive garden?

16. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD? chicken alfredo, really good sushi, fried rice, curry

17. LEAST FAVORITE FOOD? any seafood --> shrimp, oysters, clams

18. WHAT TOPPINGS DO YOU GET ON YOUR PIZZA? pineapple and ham. hahaha yes, im that kind of person

19. FAVORITE BEVERAGE? coffee, strawberry lemondae

20. FAVORITE DESSERT? cheesecake or red velvet cake

21. IS THERE A DESSERT YOU DON’T LIKE? pumpkin pie

22. CAKE OR PIE? cake!

23. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? mackinaw island fudge, mint chocolate chip, strawberry cheesecake

24. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE CONDIMENT? honey mustard

25. WHAT DO YOU GET FOR BRUNCH? crepes with nutella and strawberries

26. IT’S 4 AM ON A SATURDAY NIGHT, WHAT DO YOU EAT? fried noodles with two poached eggs

27. WHAT ONE THING DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR FRIDGE AT ANY GIVEN TIME? eggs

28. WEIRDEST THING YOU’VE EVER EATEN? duck and this one indian thing i dont remember

29. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE BAND? one direction and tenth avenue north

30. FAVORITE SOLO ARTIST? liam payne, harry styles, niall horan, louis tomlinson, zayn malik. hahaha and ed sheeran, halsey, 

31. FAVORITE NONLIVING MUSICIAN? --

32. FAVORITE LYRICS? “and if the whole world was watching, i’d still dance with you” “baby im falling. head over heels. looking for ways to let you know just how i feel”

33. FAVORITE SONG OF ALL TIME? theres no way i could choose

34. FAVORITE ALBUM? again ^^

35. WHAT’S THE LAST SONG YOU LISTENED TO? currently singing like to the “while you were sleeping” ost  right now “it’s you” by henry

36. IF YOUR LIFE WERE A SONG WHAT WOULD THE TITLE BE? beauty in disguise 

37. WHAT SONG WOULD YOU PROBABLY BE CAUGHT DANCING ALONE TO? any of my current favorites right now

38. IF YOU COULD SING A DUET WITH SOMEBODY WHO WOULD IT BE? halsey. that would be so cool

39. IF YOU COULD MASTER ONE INSTRUMENT WHAT WOULD IT BE? guitar 

40. WHAT IS YOUR GO-TO KARAOKE SONG? ugh, i hate karaoke 

41. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU CURRENTLY READING OR THE LAST BOOK YOU READ? probably back when i was rereading one of the “to all the boys i’ve loved” trilogy 

42. WHAT’S A BOOK THAT YOU PLAN ON READING? prayer by tim keller. i just ordered it online and it should be coming in on monday

43. WHAT’S A BOOK THAT YOU READ BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE WAS READING IT? twilight series. haha

44. WHAT’S A BOOK THAT YOU READ IN SCHOOL THAT POSITIVELY SHAPED YOU? mhmm...i dont remember. not that it posititive shaped me but the great gatsby was really interesting. also, when i was student teaching, i read number the stars with my kids and it was a great historical fiction book to read

45. WHAT’S A BOOK IN SCHOOL THAT YOU HATED? i didnt hate it, but there was this one book we read in ap lit and as a project, my friends made the movie version of it

46. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE BOOK? to all the boys trilogies 

47. WHAT’S A BOOK YOU WISH YOU HAD WRITTEN? ^^

48. DARK CHOCOLATE OR MILK CHOCOLATE? i like both but if i had to choose, then dark

49. UNDERWATER OR OUTER SPACE? underwater like in a submarine or something were i knew i was safe

50. DOGS OR CATS? dogs for sure

51. KITTENS OR PUPPIES? ohh, puppies of course 

52. DOLPHINS OR KOALAS? dolphins! i really wanted to swim with dolphins when i was in florida but it didnt work out in our schedule 

53. BIRD WATCHING OR WHALE WATCHING? whale watching

54. WHAT IS YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL? i dont really know. probably a sea otter. haha theyre so chill and they stick around with their peeps 

55. TO BE OR NOT TO BE? aint that the question to be answered

56. IPHONE OR ANDROID? iphone

57. TWITTER OR INSTAGRAM? insta

58. VINE OR SNAPCHAT? snap. i never had a vine but i remember watching a few vines. well i guess tik tok is the new vine now

59. WHO SHOULD EVERYONE BE FOLLOWING RIGHT NOW? Jesus. haha kidding not kidding

60. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE APP? WEBSITE? probably youtube

61. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL? psych 

62. WHAT WAS YOUR BEST SUBJECT IN SCHOOL? psych and math 

63. WHAT WAS YOUR WORST SUBJECT IN SCHOOL? ap lit 

64. WHAT SUBJECT WOULD YOU TEACH IN SCHOOL? psych or a lower level math class 

65. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WISH YOU KNEW IN HIGH SCHOOL? enjoy what you love doing as much as you can

66. WHAT ADVICE WOULD YOU GIVE YOURSELF AT 13? girl, be confident. you are beautiful. you are smart. and you are enough. dont worry about what others think and dont worry about the future because i got you. 

67. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5′0

68. WHO IS YOUR FASHION ICON? eh, no one really

69. WHAT’S YOU FAVORITE FASHION TREND? well since right now is fall, i really like long cardigan with cute booties 

70. WHAT ARE 3 THINGS YOU ALWAYS HAVE IN YOUR BAG (BESIDES PHONE AND WALLET)? phone charger, hand sanitizer, and a mask. haha oh covid days

71. WHAT IS A CURRENT TREND YOU HOPE DOESN’T EXIST IN 100 HUNDRED YEARS? masks

72. WHAT’S YOUR MUST HAVE FASHION ACCESSORY? eyebrows done? haha my clothing fashion is pretty simple so i dont really have accessories but maybe a watch i guess 

73. HEELS OR FLATS? depends. on a day to day then flats but for special occasions then heels

74. DIAMONDS OR PEARLS? eh, i guess i like both 

75. BLOW-DRY OR AIR-DRY? usually air dry unless i need to be ready asap

76. WHAT COLOR DRESS DID YOU WEAR TO PROM? i didnt really attend my high school dances. my first and last hs dance was homecoming and that was only because i was on the homecoming court. i wore a red strapless dress

77. FAVORITE COCKTAIL? sex on the beach, mimosas, strawberry daiquiris, margaritas 

78. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY ORDER AT STARBUCKS? white chocolate mocha. either hot or iced depending on the weather 

79. COFFEE OR TEA? coffee. i tried to drink more tea but i always resort back to coffee. haha

80. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR COFFEE? i usually make my coffee at home. i just put in a mocha or caramel kcup then add in creamer. some days i’ll add in half and half or some chocolate/caramel syrup

81. WHO IS A PERSON YOU WANT TO HAVE COFFEE WITH? megan markle. odd but why not 

82. WHAT HISTORICAL FIGURE DO YOU WANT TO HAVE COFFEE WITH? general vang pao

83. IF YOU COULD LIVE IN ANY HISTORICAL DECADE, WHAT WOULD IT BE AND WHERE? probably the 90s

84. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE COUNTRY TO VISIT? havent left mine yet. haha

85. WHAT’S THE LAST COUNTRY YOU VISITED? my own. haha

86. WHAT’S A COUNTRY YOU WISH TO VISIT? somewhere in the east. maybe like france or italy or korea or taiwan

87. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE STATE TO VISIT? florida

88. WHAT’S THE LAST STATE YOU VISITED? michigan

89. WHAT’S A STATE YOU WISH TO VISIT? colorado, new york, california 

90. WHAT’S THE BEST VACATION SPOT? bora bora! ouuu someday for me i hope!

91. WHERE DOES ONE GO ON A PERFECT ROAD TRIP? honestly, anywhere. just gather your friends, pack up, stock up, and drive

92. FAVORITE CITY? right now, probably orlando 

93. PILATES OR YOGA? i like both but if i had to choose then yoga

94. JOGGING OR SWIMMING? swimming!

95. FAVORITE WAY TO WORKOUT? ugh, at home

96. LEAST FAVORITE WAY TO WORKOUT? at the gym lifting weight. i always feel so awkward

97. BEST WAY TO DECOMPRESS? shower, then dinner and movie in bed with a glass of wine

98. WHAT’S THE BEST FIRST DATE IDEA? dinner and a drive to a fun spot

99. WHAT’S LOVE? genuine love towards someone regardless of their flaws, always

100. MAJOR TURN ON? neck kisses, vlines, touching

101. MAJOR TURN OFF? bad hygiene, rudeness, cockiness

102. WHAT’S THE WEIRDEST THING A GUY HAS DONE OR SAID TO TRY AND IMPRESS YOU? stalk my facebook and screen shot my old posts and send them to me OR ignoring my non-subtle hints that i have a boyfriend and do not want to hangout alone to “netflix and chill”

103. WHAT’S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT SOMEONE WHEN YOU MEET THEM? their smile and personality and how they made me feel

104. DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT? nah

105. BEST GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? im not really a big gift person but my mom gave me a micheal kors winter jacket

106. LAST GIFT YOU GAVE A FRIEND? i bought some baby shower gifts to my boyfriend’s brother and sister-in-law’s baby, baby Grace :)

107. BEST GIFT TO GET FOR SOMEONE? like a generic gift? probably wine or a watch depending on the occasion 

108. WHAT’S THE BIGGEST SURPRISE YOU’VE EVER HAD? my boyfriend coming to visit me last christmas because i was so stress out and i thought we were suppose to meet up around christmas but he had his own plans that i was not aware of which then made me even more stress when i found out his plans but overall it was a very nice surprise and definitely helped me destress afterwards

109. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? white

110. LEAST FAVORITE COLOR? probably brown

111. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF FLOWER? i dont think i have one

112. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE COMEDIAN? dont have one either 

113. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE ACTION STAR? chris evans, tom holland

114. BEST SUPERHERO CREATED? captain america

115. IF YOU HAD ONE SUPERPOWER WHAT WOULD IT BE? to teleport 

116. WHAT’S YOUR KRYPTONITE? too much snow. haha

117. BIGGEST PHOBIA? deep waters and heights

118. FAVORITE DISNEY MOVIE? dont have one 

119. FAVORITE DISNEY CHARACTER? ^^

120. FAVORITE HOLIDAY? christmas

121. WHAT’S YOUR BEST HALLOWEEN COSTUME? a dead bride. haha

122. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE PLOT-TWIST? whenever my favorite characters in a tv show gets killed off

123. IF YOU COULD DO A FLASH-MOB WHERE WOULD IT BE? new york, like how cliche and iconic that would be

124. WHAT’S THE COOLEST THING IN YOUR BEDROOM? my pineapple lamp

125. IF YOU GOT A TATTOO WHERE WOULD IT BE? probably on my side or somewhere on my arm

126. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE CURSE WORD? shiiiiiiiiiit

127. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE BOARD GAME? exploding kittens not really a board game but close enough

[storytimecatb]

Another request done. -- "Woaaaah! What the actual fuck man." The whole front of your shirt was covered in a sticky brown substance "I'm so sorry, nice accent where you from?" He has dabbing the front of your shirt with napkins from the bar that were leaving bits of itself behind. You grabbed his hand to stop him "Its okay! Just stop, please." He immediately stopped and saw the horrified look on your face. "I really am sorry.." you felt bad for raising your voice "It's okay, I'm sorry for yelling." The bartender was kind enough to give you a towel "Is there anything I can do to make it better? My names Bob by the way.." You stopped cleaning your shirt to take a look at the guy. His hair was full of curls and he had a pair of glasses on, he had kind eyes and it made you feel really bad for yelling. "No I'm serious it's fine. I'm y/n." You put a reassuring hand on his forearm, and his eyes lit back up. "How about dinner? On me." Your friend Amy was standing beside you quietly, while you handled the situation. "Do I really wanna go on a date with a guy I just met who also happens to have spilled.." you got a whiff of the liquid on your shirt "..whiskey and Coke!" His face dropped and he timidly answered back "I didn't say it was a date...." you gave him a glare, then started laughing "I'm fucking with you. Lighten up. Don't seem so.. scared." He nervously laughed "So, is that a yes?" You finished the drink Amy got you "Yeah, you seem like a good guy.. why not?" The two of you exchanged numbers and you carried on with your night. Every now and then when you were on the dance floor you would catch him watching you, then he would pretend to look away. He did it again but this time he didn't look away, he stared directly at you with "fuck me" eyes. He staggered over "Care if I dance with you?" The both of you were wasted and dancing together. "Y/n! I'm going home now are you coming?" Amy was screaming but you could barely hear her. One of Bobs friends walked over, he had bright blue eyes "Its okay, I'll make sure she's alright." He was completely sober and seemed like a decent guy. "Call me in the morning, Y/N!" You waved over "yeah I will!" Bob had his hands all over your waist. It felt like you blinked and the next thing you know you were in the back of a car between the blue eyed boy and Bob "woah.. where are we going?" They both gave you a confused look "y/n, we just had this conversation. We're crashing at Bob's. You guys have the room and I'm in the spare room." You shook your head in shock "Whaaaat...Okay... alright then, I'm not having sex with anyone though. Got it?" You turned your head toward Bob. He nodded and laughed. When the driver pulled over Van nudged you and Bob had to carry you in on his back. You remember being cold then being tucked in under warm blankets. The next morning was awful, you were more hungover than you have been in your life. You were glad the lighting in the room was so dim, but you had to take a look around to figure out where you were. You sat up quickly and looked beside you "Morning gorgeous." "OMG!!" Bob sat up "Are you okay?" You buried your face in your hands "Did we..." he rubbed your back "Yeah you were amazing" you threw yourself back into the pillow "I'm joking y/n!!!" He was laughing his ass off. You threw a pillow at him "You jerk!" You sat up next to him "It's alright y/n, I'm not that kind of guy. I wouldn't have been able to anyways. Neither of us would. Van had to help us into bed." You forgot there was another person "Where is Van?" Bob rubbed the sleep out of his eyes "Living room? Maybe? Sleeping. Who knows." He stood up, you hadn't realized how fit he was when you saw him shirtless with pj bottoms on. He grabbed an elastic from his nightstand and pulled his hair back. "If you need one they're in the drawer, I'm gonna get a quick shower. You gonna be okay?" You felt like death, you needed water, a hot shower and a change of clothes. "Yeah, im good." While Bob was in the shower you walked like a zombie into the kitchen. "Good morning sunshine!" his cheery voice was hard on you this morning. "Ughhhh. Morning" he sat at the kitchen table with a big smile on his face "You guys get up to no good?" He gave an awkward wink "what? No. What was your name again?" He poured you a cup of tea "I'm Van, me and Bob are in a band together. We told you all of this lastnight." You put two sugars and a bit of milk in the tea "Yeah well I barely remember leaving the club." He threw back his tea and stood up, putting his coat on "Okay well, Bob has today to recover. But I gotta get things done today. Take care and let him know I'll text him later." You half nodded and he was out the front door. Shortly after he left Bob came out in just a towel "Did Van leave?" You tried not to oggle at his wet body "Yeah he said he had things to do and to text him later." "Oh alright. Well I'll get dressed and we'll head out for brunch is that okay? I know it isn't dinner but I think you need it right now. Fresh air might help too." He must've seen how crappy you looked. In fact you hadn't even seen yourself, you headed straight for the bathroom "Ugh..." your mascara was smeared and you had a bit of lipstick on your cheek. Bob walked in with a change of women's clothes, all still had tags on them. "Here. They were all gifts but were never received. You look about the same size as.. my ex." You were a little weirded out. "You're giving me your exes clothes? Won't she be mad?" He let out a deep sigh and looked at the floor "She won't mind at all. She isn't even around anymore.." you couldn't quite understand what he was saying "Ahh. So she moved out?" He was about to shut the bathroom door for you "She passed away about a year and a half ago. She was sick... you're the first girl I've brought around here since it happened." Your heart broke for him. You put the clothes on the bathroom countertop and gave him a hug "I'm so sorry to hear that. Are you sure you wanna give these to me?" He shrugged "Yeah, you need them and they're not my size." He nervously joked "Okay well showed up and we'll go." After your shower, you got dressed and used the spare toothbrush Bob gave you. You looked at yourself in the mirror, his taste in women's clothing wasn't bad. But she must've helped him pick, a striped top and cute designer jeans. You opened the door "Hey! I'm ready." Bob walked out of the room and paused "Looks good on you." You smiled "Thanks. So where are we going?" Bob led the way out the door, and opened the car door for you. "It's a nice place, that's all you need to know. Not a grubby cafe." All you could do was trust him. "Okay." You enjoyed the ride and when the car stopped you looked at him and looked outside. It was a tall grey building. The inside of it was gorgeous, it looked modern but also had an old timey feel to it. Bob pushed the button to the elevator "We're not there yet?" He smiled "Not yet, sweety." The elevator stopped "We're here." The doors opened and the place look open and bright. "I told you that I haven't been with anyone else in a while, and I honestly felt something with you.. so Van helped me set all of this up." Van walked over and gave you a bouquet of pink roses "Wow... thank you. It's so much. We only just met though." He held your hand and led you to the table "Yeah, so let's continue to get to know each other." You looked out the window at the city. The sun was out and there were minimal clouds. Someone walked out tray in hand and started putting food on the table. Fruits and French toast. Then a woman brought over mimosas. Along with the champagne and OJ. You nibbled at the fruit and talked to Bob, you were curious about his ex but that was a conversation for when he was ready. "So you're in a band?" He smiled "Yeah, we told you lastnight. Catfish and the Bottlemen." You put a piece of French toast on your plate "That's the name? Interesting choice.." He went to grab a piece of French toast but knocked over the pitcher of orange juice. The whole thing spilled onto your lap. You sat up and tried to dodge it but couldn't get away in time. Bob got up quickly to try and help you but fell over knocking the fruit off the table and onto himself. The scene went from looking naturally lit and super romantic, to a circus. "AHHHH!" You looked up to ceiling and yelled but couldn't help but laugh at the way Bob looked covered in berries and pineapples. He had blueberries stuck in his hair "Im so sorry, I don't know how this keeps happening. I swear this never happens!" You held out your hand "Come on. Get up, it's fine. It's almost normal now." He slowly got up, "I give up." He sounded upset and defeat. You were trying not to laugh as you picked blueberries out of his hair "No! Don't give up. I'd gladly see you again! Atleast I'd know it would never be boring." He started to see how funny the situation was "Yeah.. I guess you're right. Would you like to go on a date with me?"