#but ig that doesn't happen very often if he's busy with other things. there are other disciples and elders who can pass their knowledge dow

[leatherbookmark]

a thing that irks me about wgxn as lsz's Best Parents Ever and lsz himself calling them his fathers iiiis that aren't... parents and basically ancestors... kinda important in chinese culture? yknow, like *gestures at some of the characters' complicated relationships w/ their parents, their legacy and last wishes*? lsz discovers he's a wen and doesn't immediately go "ah well, doesn't matter, they were Problematic and i feel more like a lan anyway", but rather goes to the nighless city with wn to bury the ashes of their family and build a cenotaph for wq. that means he still wants to honor his ancestry, especially since he's the last surviving member of his clan. would lsz just... conveniently forget about all that -- about his parents, whoever they were, who died in the war -- for lwj? hm

[carlzy-berryz]

I decided to split the post into two and focus on Hazel here an the koopalings on the next one!

This is mostly lore about Hazel and a bit of info about her family!!

So in a post before, I mentioned how she was really good at fire breathing and I think Bowser would be really impressed by it because koopas who aren't royalty usually aren't that good at it!!This is also a reason why Bowser wanted her on his side, I guess he saw some potential.. he doesn't do that often...

...but on the other hand.... she's not great at using magic, especially since she's just starting out with it.. I'd like to imagine that Kamek is her teacher (he also taught the koopalings) but he can be pretty harsh sometimes.. Which is why she'd rather practice with Lud as he's more calm in situations like that..

I'll put the rest under the cut, so it's not too long!! And to not bore people XD

I also wanted to explain how her pendant works since it's kinda a main part of her character design..

So like I said in the pic, its main gimmick is that it glows when she's in danger.. this happens a lot in my au (and in a comic I've been planning for a while hmmm?) But yeah, she's always thought it was pretty when it glows.. ig she also wonders why bad things always happen after..XD

It's also made of a special type of ruby (it's magical) one shard was given to each of her ancestors (her mothers side) and its been passed down for generations...

Some stuff about her parents...

Hazel's mother (Hailey) passed away when Hazel was very young (around 3-ish) her death had something to do with Bowser's troopas, but nobody ever found out what actually happened... Hazel rarely thinks about her mother, since she didn't really know her for very long, however, she does still miss her from time to time...

Her death affected Hazel's father in a very different way though... When Hailey died, he changed... he grew very overprotective of Hazel, making her promise to always be by his side.. and that was okay... until her teenage years, when she wished to be more independent, this broke him, he was terrified something would happen to her... Hazel, on the other hand, while she loved her father, she didn't like how controlling he was sometimes... (even if she knew he only did it because he didn't want to lose her too) So she began to sneak out while he was sleeping... that's when she started to love walking, she would walk for hours, it helped her forget her problems (that's how she walked into Bowsers territory that time)

But... if her father found out she was even interacting with Bowser, he would be LIVID!! (He holds a grudge against him because of what happened to Hailey....)

I also designed him too, he's pretty basic and looks similar to Hazel..

Oh!! And his name is Burtram (Ik it's kinda silly but it's an inside joke I have with a friend XD)

Here's some common info about him..

He's kind of a snob.. he's really rich and owns a wine business, he has multiple locations back in Cloud Kingdom (where they used to live before they moved to the border of Darkland for convenience) like I said above he HATES Bowser, since he was involved with Haileys death, and idk if he'll find out about Hazel "working" for him but, God, I wouldn't want to imagine.... Anyways that's about all I have on her family for now..

I'll design her mother sometime in the future ^^

Au stuff part 1/2 ill post the next one in a bit ^^

[emetkoto]

🎫🎫🎫🎫 one for each of your main ocs 💜

Eme: the white freckles specifically on her back are a decently accurate map of the stars! If you pay close enough attention to them (like Urianger and Haurchefant definitely do) you'll notice them shift and change every so often. It's not super frequent so really only her husbands who are obsessed with her and always looking at her back and in uris case literally using it for fortune telling will really be able to tell esp since the rest of them are static

K'oto: He is actually fairly knowledgeable about magitek weaponry from his time receiving an imperial education in Doma. Obviously as the years have gone on and they've changed how things are made some of his knowledge has become obsolete but if you're rolling around in an older model of armor or collosus. Look out. He knows how to disable it and is not afraid to put himself in harms way to do so!

Coconut: Gameplay wise she is a normal machinist but lore wise she doesn't really fw all the robots and chainsaws and flamethrowers and such, she is exclusively here for the gun she's a forest viera she doesn't care about technology stephivaniven taught her to aim and shoot and that was all she needed her class progression is just gun > better at gun > even BETTER at gun. Emet selch, merlwyb.....eat your regular gun having hearts out. She still does all the cool flips tho ofc she loves her flips she's so good at them

Adem: Where do I even like begin to explain Adems integration to the Manderville family. So he gets yoinked to the first for shb. Gets really confident and strong and cool and is very happy with himself. Has to go home to his wimpy loser body that's been rotting in bed for a year and become even weaker. Backslides hard into being a nervous wreck who can't exist outside of emes shadow. Happens to tag along for the shb hildibrand adventures. Godbert takes note of his experienced crafters hands and thinks "huh. This kid needs a mentor/father figure to guide him. I need an heir bc Hildy won't drop the detective thing to be a goldsmith. We can help each other." And kinda forcefully takes him under his wing as an apprentice...culinairian is Adems true passion but he is damn good with a smithing hammer and found he actually kinda enjoys it so he stuck it out despite the constant embarrassment of walking around in the family uniform of a suit coat and short shorts and being forced to surpass his physical limits again and again and go outside his comfort zone to attend business meetings and....hey wait a minute. it's almost like this guy has his best interests at heart and is not only training him to be a worthy heir but to be the best version of himself again by regaining the strength and confidence he thought he'd lost forever. And somewhere along the line ig he got adopted. It was news to him too but when he arrived in sharlayan for endwalker and talked to the arrivals attendant she was like "ah yes. Adem Manderville. Your father took care of your entry paperwork" and it was over from there. Get adopted idiot there's no escaping it try as you might. And he did fucking try. So hard. For a while. But he's given in by 7.0 and gone from Mr Godbert sir to Mr father sir 🫶 he doesn't know what the fuck it means to have a dad he was born from thavnairian alchemy and magic ivf to two mothers bro is just assuming this is all normal and rolling with it bc he doesn't know any better it's fine

[sakuraryomen01]

JJK Headcannons ~ Sukuna Ryomen Edition 🥴

I created the cover art! DO NOT STEAL!

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Sukuna Head canons!!

- Regular form and OG Form - Has a concerning amount of NSFW but whatever it's me

(These are based off of my take on the character)

-> Female Reader/Gn Reader

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Nsfw Warning!! MDNI!!

Warnings: Cock warming, double stuffing, riding, mentions of size/shape/trimming,

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Quick thing I wanted to mention:

- I'm going to be very blunt with you, Sukuna isn't a guy that cares about your feelings or anything

- He cares about himself probably because of things he learned in his human life roughly 1,000 years ago in the Golden Age of Jujustu (this is a theory I think about often)

- Sukuna probably learned early on in his human life that it's a dog-eat-dog world and you have to care for number 1; yourself

- So he's not going to care if you stubbed your toe but you came here for head canons, so let's get into them!!

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Sfw Head canons:

- Sukuna doesn't show emotion easily, other than the occasional "I'm going to kill you" or "You're such a fool" thing

- But if you're dating him, that probably means he's got respect for you to a certain level. He probably doesn't have much of a drive for relationships since he's busy taking care of himself but he bothered to pester you into a relationship so.. go team ig?? 🤣

- Don't expect cuddles with Sukuna; he doesn't understand it, but you could probably teach him about it

- "This is a waste of time, but whatever makes you happy."

- Despite everything, I see him smelling nice but sometimes like a rotting corpse cuz HEY he likes KILLING PEOPLE it's going to happen!!

- How you'd meet him is he probably found you interesting one day while he was spying on Yuji and decided to keep talking to you, no matter how annoying you thought he was

- He has a thing for you sitting in his lap or near him for some reason; don't question it, just go with the flow 👁👄👁

- I don't see Sukuna liking the idea of holding hands, but he's going to be touchy without realizing it

- I found out he's most likely a Scorpio or an Aries ♏/♈

- His love language contains nibbling, rare hugs, arms around the waist, random bites and all around physical touch

- He will be laughing if you make a mistake like tripping, don't get your hopes up -_-

- Acts like a cat; feed him, clean him, pay attention to only him, or f u

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Nsfw Head canons (Regular Form):

- Loves grabbing your ass at random moments or stares at it in general boredom

- He's probably a big man on everything below the waist

- Sukuna won't even bother getting specific with what he likes just says "Down there" and thinks that's going to solve it

- He's probably got a big sex drive when he is down to do the deed and has tried everything at least once but I don't think it happens everyday but often

- (Yes Ik, getting fucked by Sukuna everyday sounds like the dream but that you probably kill you)

- Got momentum, trimmed regularly, stays clean, multiple rounds can come out of him before he breaks a damn sweat

- Will growl "Like daddy's cock inside you" more that once

- Doesn't like pegging, won't do it, but why do you have a box full of stuff you'd bring out omg girl what in the heavens is that put it away get ur hands off-

- Sukuna likes doggy mostly cuz of that dat ass; he doesn't care if you think you don't have any, he's having his way now get on your hands and knees

- He's going to make it public that he's fucking you, he's going to want bite marks and scratches on you to make it clear that you're his and only he fucks you

- About size and length, he's definitely gotten smaller since the four armed, OG cursed years but he's still got it

- Since's he using Yuji as a vessel, he's going to add an inch maybe to Yuji (ik for a damn fact that these two have a twin dynamic and are the same but Sukuna adds at least an inch cuz he gets an ego boost out of it)

- Roughly 8-9 inches (adding one maybe) with tattoos on it (black rings like his biceps/wrists/thighs/ankles/ect.) and has a great girth that'll make you feel full and stretched comfortably.... before he destroys you, that is :^)

- When he's making you ride him, he's definitely grabbing your hips and doing most of the work a lot of the time, but he lets you do your thing sometimes and he finds it so cute when you're going down on him and doing something wrong

- "Oh? Embarrassed that you're sucking my cock now?"

- Likes to tease you, slight degradation, mild choking, cockwarming, bondage, pegging (but he's not going to admit it to you)

- Pegging him takes time, effort and lots of energy. Sukuna has a big libido and it takes a while to tucker him out

- Cock rings, vibrators to the head, and overall over stimulating him will help in relaxing him and being more open to the idea but he will give consent to all of this beforehand lol

- When you first put that strap in him, he's probably not used to it but he easily learns to love it and even tells you to go faster/harder/press him into the bed

- Not done with you unless you're trembling, stupid, not walking, or the bed is broken

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Nsfw Head canons (OG Form):

- Omg girl you're dead how???

- Pins you regularly with two hands and the others are holding your hips as he drills his cocks into you

- Twin dongs like sharks, more stamina, lots of cum (you're drinking that btw, where tf u going?? 🤨)

- Since he has no choice but to double stuff you, he's going to use both your holes, maybe at the same time idk depends on his mood

- Makes you ride his tummy tongue and thigh afterwards, and stuffs his fingers into you to make sure that pussy doesn't leak any cum

- Loves to breed you or take your ability to walk and break beds

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I didn't do as many for the OG Form but I thought this was too long already lol

I hope you enjoyed it and are ready for more fanfics/drabbles/head canons ^^

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[krittikamoon]

Moon signs as my friends pt. 2

Earth sign edition

Please do not copy/plagiarise my work, if you do please give credits. Thank you! Happy reading. 🕯

©krittikamoon - my KO-FI (for readings and tips)

Also please these are my experiences with the signs, take things which resonate with you, if something doesn't resonate with you, good for you! Ignore it. Muah.

w: harsh lang!? Idk man. LESSGGOO

Taurus Moon

Themes: Dandelions, soft pink and white, dior lip oil, mochi, deers, aprons, vanilla, chain necklaces, musk, swans, oversized comfy sweaters, wreaths, fancy clips, french manicure, Paris, Vrindavan, traditionals, smell of freshly baked brownies.

Why are you so understanding, you always listen to my aries moon ass cry rant scream fuss, that too so patiently and softly. I remember when you hugged me in the auto because I was on the verge of crying, remember when you made a cup of coffee for me when I was sobbing on the day of my long awaited breakup, you seemed like everything I wanted ever. Your anger is so cute btw. Also how angelic can taurus moons be, your entire aesthetic, vibe, aura is godly. I love everything about y’all but the way y’all interact with nature is so adorable (Is it a fixed sign thing? I adore it) Everything about you is so lovable, your mellow voice, the little ways in which you show affection, your reactions, your smile, everything! The only one thing I can think of when I write for you taurus moons is prabhu krishna, he was a rohini moon. You are the true definition of “kill them with kindness”. Oh and how amazing are your psychic abilities, y’all also give of a light divine feminine vibe. But there’s this one thing I’ve observed, you deal w many insecurities behind the stage. Maybe it’s because you get attached unintentionally to the little things and people and end up getting hurt. I get the fact that you like alone time and prefer being alone but shutting yourself up and becoming a hermit when inconveniences happen is not the solution, your friends and family will understand you (such an earth thing *sigh) Yall can literally pull off wearing a trash bag lol, such fashionistas, bigtime icons!! While I write this I get this weirdly soft feeling in my chest, comforting, just like y’all. Also please make a cup of coffee for yourself too at times you’re so busy caring for others you forget yourself. You feel like home, take care of yourself we all care for you don’t let your thoughts tell you otherwise. Love you cudie 🤎

Virgo moon

Themes: Newspapers, motorola flip phones, chai, casio, nude makeup, bow ties, hair buns, white roses, London, lab coats, stained coasters, books w notes inside, ivory, tarts, typewriters, glass paintings, Louis Vuitton, cute stationery, organised study tables, 5pm subway, bandaids, pocket watches.

Y’all are personifications of freshly brewed mocha lattes and first aid kits, bizarre, let me explain myself. You do realise the fact that at times you worry and bother yourself with solving your friends and families problems more than solving your own?!? Is it a sweet pleasure or you just like being an absolute angel? You deserve your own undivided attention too sweetheart which you often forget. It’s not your responsibility to fix and heal your loved ones, you can help forsure but burdening oneself with such responsibility doesn’t seem right. The thing my aries moon loves the most about you is how you know your boundaries and priorities, and you never settle for anything less, IM IMPRESSED. Such high standards love, you’re so classyyy. Another thing is you’re somewhere or unconsciously very particular about how when and where you spend your time? Ig its an earth thing, right. And the fact that you give so much time from your schedule to your loved ones, that’s your way of showing your love and affection towards them. Also how sharp is your memory? I love how you remember every little thing, and oh god you put in so much efforts in gifting. You scream baawwssee energy btw, and I’m LIVING FOR IT! Y’all remind me of black widow from mcu for some strange reason. Everytime I’m talking to you, I just can’t help but appreciate how mannered you are while conversating (these little things matter so much), like responding every now then with an affirmative yes or hmm, your way of communicating and your choice of words though (that mercurial energy girlll), absolutely FABULOUS. Every virgo moon I’ve befriended is a poet or a writer lmao, my ex was a virgo moon too and he wrote such beautiful poems, HEJWKWKWNENDS. You have so much love for the everyone btw, behind that sarcastic know-it-all energy Ik you’re a MOMMYYYY. Rest is important, rest and take care my lil manager. 🤎

Capricorn Moon

Themes- Tuxedo, stormy nights, leather belts, Gucci, velvet, rain forests, antique architecture, dusty books, isolated sidewalks, ravens, Amazon, Nile river, lotuses, moon behind the clouds, lanterns, braids, tv remotes, sandalwood, cornetto, scarves, skeletons, hand warmers, hand knitted sweaters, chocolate brown, nutella, oil paintings.

“I am a god” by Kanye reminds me of you. You’re so godly but yet so down to earth, you remind me of prabhu vishnu (hence the mention of sandalwood). With that comes intense complexity too (hence the mention of rainforests). But I’m not calling you difficult, nope. When i make a hot cup of coffee for you randomly in the evening, you’re happy with it, you’re grateful, hence not difficult. You have many facets, intricate. Everything is your bitch, you’re the boss, but I don’t want to talk about the absolute alpha shit you do all the time. I want to talk about how you face yourself, eerie, yet yes. Listening to sad songs on a winter night with me gives you peace? Grieving gives you peace? Maybe that’s your guilty pleasure but sweetheart why do you forget you’re loved, you forget your worth (and I don’t mean in dollars ffs), why do you sabotage yourself so much? Why do you think you need to be more than what you are now? NO, you’re the most strongest most independent most successful person i know. Too many questions, but ykw I understand, ik it’s not your fault, you weren’t appreciated much when you were a kid. Your parents and friends never really adored you for who you actually are and it saddens me, but you need to realise there are millions of people on this planet who will love you for who you truly are and not for your achievements, I do, always have. So there’s this need to do something to be appreciated? You appreciate the small things, something as small as a hug? That encourages me to do more for you, there’s good in the world. You always wear that one necklace whenever you meet me that i gave you 5 years ago, it tears me up. Please don’t loose hope, hope for yourself being loved, for genuinely being happy. You deserve it, stop being so stern. You are a blessing, your existence is a blessing, every breathe you take is a blessings for this planet, I love you. Do you want a cup of coffee? Or a hug would do for now? How about I write you a letter, sounds good. 🤎

Thank you sm for reading, I hope you have an amazing day ahead, sending love and hugs your way sweethearts!

[magnnae]

Moonlight confession

Summary: Zhongli and y/n go see the fireworks at the lantern rite festival.

Fandom: genshin impact

Characters: Zhongli x GN!reader

Genre: fluff

Warnings: none

A/c: covid took all my motivations to write –and live in general tbh– so this took a lot more than I planned. But ig I'm back? It's pretty short and not very good but I wanted to write something and this is the best I could come up with. As last time, there's probably a lot of bad grammar and spelling mistakes, sorry in advance. I hope you like it and I'll try to post more often! (◍•ᴗ•◍)

His hand on your lower back, the way his hair moved when he walked, his laugh, how his eyes slightly closed while looking at you, smiling at you. You remembered it all. The moon, the only light need to guide you through the harbor, yet so many other lights decorating the sky. It was just magical, one of those core memories you are so sure you won't forget.

He guided you through the crowd, up to an isolated space where the whole city could be seen. It was lively indeed. Shouts and laughs could be heard from every part of Liyue and, to be honest, you loved it. Seeing so many people happy after everything that's passed, all the problems they had faced. And yet there you were, next to the former archon, hands merely touching, but close enough to fasten both of your heart beats.

"Do you like the view?"he asked looking at your eyes, allowing you to see the reflections of the city lights in them. "Of course I do" you smiled, making him smile too. No more words were spoken, just brief looks shared by both of you, enough to understand each other's intentions. Although, not enough to make any of you make a move. Until the show began.

Even more lights rose from the sky: red, blue, green and yellow fireworks appeared out of nowhere leaving you speechless. It was like nothing you've ever seen, living in the countryside hadn't allowed you go see this sort of things, apart from maybe an animal eating another there wasn't anything as spectacular as this was.

You were mesmerized by the view, totally immersed in the firework display. So much that you were unable to notice your partners hand getting closer to yours, merely touching yours, as if he was scared to do so. And suddenly a finger caressed one of yours, asking of permission. The would stopped for a moment. Even with all the noise around you were sure that he could hear your heart beating, so loud it was impossible to ignore. Without thinking it twice the gesture was accepted and your hand was holding his, fingers gently intertwined yet tightly pressed against eachother.

Without noticing all the show infront of your eyes was replaced by the man next to you. Warmth and happiness overflowed your body so much it was impossible to contain a smile. Zhongli was also smiling, although it wasn't clear if it was because of your hand or smile, but it was surely because of you.

You barely remember what happened next, not to mention the show itself. Once it finished Zhongli looked at you again, smiling, although it wasn't big enough to notice, it was obvious for his calmed expression and a deep affection. It made your heart skip a beat. For how long have you felt this way? You felt stupid stupid for not realizing, it was so clear, even for him. That's what you thought.

"Did you like it?" He asked with that deep voice of his, waiting for your answer. You weren't able to answer, you were busy admiring him. God, it really was that obvious.

"Y/N?" Zhongli asked again, genuinely worried about you. "Sorry, I was just..." Looking at how stupidly pretty you are. "Nothing" You weren't able to say that, of course. "Are you sure? It certainly doesn't look like it" He smiled again, softly yet concerned. How could you keep your feelings secret after that?

"Zhongli I like you" Oh. "I know" Oh.

"I still feel like an idiot" you said embarrassed, hiding your face with your hands. It might have been the happiest moment of your life, but it was also the most embarrassing. "Don't be so harsh on yourself, it was adorable" He smiled at you, brushing a strand of hair behind your ear to make you look at him.

Even at times like this you asked yourself how he could be with you, it's not like you were a horrible person, you were just average. And he was the complete opposite. Maybe it was by the look in your eyes that he noticed your inner thoughts, because the next thing he did was pressing a soft kiss to your forehead. "As I said, don't be too harsh on yourself darling" he said caressing your cheek. "You always know what to say don't you?".

[totiredtowrite]

ooo okay I have a fluff idea

The reader is the kind of person that barely shows emotion and stuff and so they’re kind of intimidating but they j have an rbf. And one particular day he’s pissed off by mineta and almost fights him, but secret bf Sero comes in and holds him and reader j melts into his arms ft. everyone being super confused. HDKD SORRY WAS A LOT BUT it was a brain dump TvT anyway hope u have a good day/night!

rbf

Warnings - cursing, the word k1ll, mineta

Note: Ideas? Like gone idfk, so I tried hehe, enjoy ig

Male Reader

Sero never really thought that he would be anything special in peoples eyes.

Really, that's why it was such a surprise when you confessed to him. You, (l/n) (y/n), the coldest guy in the hero course. Well he thought that you were the coldest guy, but as it turns out you're just rather...well, bad at showing your emotions on your face.

You made up for that lack of facial expression with action. Out of class, you were always clinging to Sero. You often cuddled in your dorms, or went out on dates on your weekend.

Though, while Hanta knew what was going on behind your face, the rest of your classmates weren't as in-the-know. In fact, most tried to either be as non threatening around you as possible, (except for Bakugou for obvious reasons), or just skirted around you. It's not like you hated it though, it was actually rather easy to do things when people weren't always up in your business.

Again, that's why your relationship isn't really common knowledge to your classmates. You never really thought about telling them, and Sero just didn't care if they knew or not.

Though if you're ever angry, you can bet Sero is there to help you.

🂠🃑🃁🂱🂡

Mineta.

That little shit.

If anyone can make you angry, it's him. For one, he's nasty towards the girls in your class, he's rather useless in the heat of battle, and he's like three feet tall.

That last point isn't really important, but you feel it should be said anyways.

It doesn't help that you hadn't had the peachiest day already.

Maybe it was the fact that he was staring at Yayorozu's breasts, or the absolutely disgusting comments he was making to Denki. (Who didn't look very happy with it either). You could only really take so much before you got up and advanced to Mineta's desk.

Denki noticed. Kirishima noticed. Everyone noticed, except for the poor fool himself.

Mineta, (at long last), noticed your presence when your shadow fell over him.

He turned around almost comically slow, the glare on your face causing him to freeze up completely. You slowly put your hand on his shoulder.

"Would you mind saying that louder," You said in regards to his most recent comment. Your voice was completely calm. If anything, it was like you were asking him to pass you a piece of paper. Your grip on his shoulder was slowly getting tighter and tighter.

"Well- I, uh,"

"What's wrong?" You tilted your head. "Speak up?"

"(Y/n)!" Sero jogged over before Mineta could say anything. You let go of his shoulder and turned to your boyfriend, face contorted in anger. Sero laughed awkwardly.

The room was silent for a little too long.

Eventually, Sero just huffed and pulled you into a hug. Naturally your eyes went wide for a minute. What was he doing? This doesn't happen usually? Well, not in front of people.

After a moment you melted into him, putting your face in his chest and gripping his waist.

Sero laughed and pet your hair. "Try not to kill him okay?" He muttered.

You just nodded into his blazer, oblivious to the confused looks of your classmates.

Needless to say, the others didn't get a solid explanation.

[cat3ch1sm]

Hello! If this tickles your fancy, was wondering if you had any headcannons or ideas about Mello and/or Matt regarding music.

Could be music tastes/genres, how often they listen, what platform, if they play an instrument/which one, how willing they are to listen to each others stuff/expand their taste, where they may listen the most, speakers or headphones, or how reader! might interact w/ them bc of it etc. And ZERO pressure 💜 feel free to ignore if its not something you'd be interested in. And this was just me spitballing ideas, pick one or more (or none) if you happen to find any inspiration from them!

Love your Death Note writings!!! 😊 Have a great day!

🌱| gonna b honest i don't know a thing about music 😭😭 i just listen to the same damn five songs every day and i know nothing about genre or anything. but ill try my best ig 😅😅

🌲| agh, sorry this took so long!! thanks for being so sweet, ily<33

🌳| for info on my account click here!

mello

· his playlist probably consists of like two songs. mf is just too stubborn to be open to other stuff

· he's the type that will find a great song from a particular artist and then proceed to never listen to that artist again bc he thinks their other songs won't be as good

· genre is all over the place. tbh mello has no knowledge of music genre, he'll have no clue what to say if you ask him what genre he's most into.

· mello listens to music all the time- it's the only thing that manages to pacify his turbulent emotions and bitter mindset. he enjoys feeling like someone else

· he always uses earplugs/wireless ear buds- headphones aren't subtle enough for him

· he doesn't dance to music like at all. he just won't, his ego is far too inflated, and dancing makes him feel silly anyway. although this for sure doesn't stop him from laughing at matt when he dances like an uncle at a wedding

· when mello listens to music, most of the time he's by himself or with matt. he'll never admit this even at gunpoint, but he really loves vibing to matt's own music when the two are speeding downtown on their motorcycles

· mello would actually really enjoy playing an instrument, it would be quite productive for him to just vent through music. but he can't seem to find the time, and frankly, he doesn't have the motivation

matt

· has like two thousand songs in his playlist

· "genre" is mostly hyperpop, glitchcore/weirdcore

· bothers mello all the time about putting more songs in his playlist

· he only dances bad in front of mello to give him second-hand embarrassment. he is actually a really good dancer and quite flexible, he can pull off all sorts of insane contortions while he dances

· he wears really "out there" looking headphones. he probably added tons of stickers and paint and wires on them to make them look super tricked-out

· matt loves to play the electronic keyboard and electric guitar! he's offered to teach mello about a million times, but mello is far too proud to accept help from matt

· also spends most of his music time with mello on motorcycles and almost crashes because he's too busy vibing. mello has to knock into the mf's motorcycle purposely just to get him to snap out of it

· when he has his headphones on he cannot hear anything else and mello finds it so annoying

· is always open to listen to mello's music taste and songs- although as stated earlier, it's not very diverse lmao

· has a thing for songs in reverse, especially songs like brooklyn blood pop, everything sounds cooler to him that way

· almost always has his headphones in, listening to music at full blast. like mf are ur ears ok

[sungie]

lee minho ; thunderstorms

- - -

summer decided to take a rain check, and the skies are cloudy and rumbling, the rain outside rhythmically pattering against your window

and although you stayed inside all day, it was nice to take a break from the heat to relax and bundle yourself in knit blankets and fuzzy socks 

you’re scrolling through your feed when a text message from minho makes its way across your notifications

minho 8:45 : how are u inside on a night like this

minho 8:46 : unbelievable 

and first of all, rude, because minho is one to talk 

minho is the epitome of i stay at home and do nothing because i’m tired and you’re boring 

and second of all, bitch, of course you're inside ,, it's raining and stormy

you 8:52 : get tf out who even are you

minho responds not even a second later

minho 8:52 : the best thing that’s ever happened to you that’s what.  but ig ur just not ready for that yet. 

you 8:52 : *worst

you 8:52 : autocorrect really hyping you up there

minho 8:53 : fine, then. definitely not @me eating all this food by myself.

you sit up immediately 

because minho isn’t? he’s not -- you peer outside your window, squinting as you try to make out something in the dark, but it’s kind of hard with the rain and your reflection against the glass. 

you 8:54 : wait

you 8:54 : you’re not?

minho 8:54 : dumbass smh

you fly out your bed and run to the door, opening it with such force that minho stumbles and nearly crashes into you 

it's raining outside, really raining, and you look up and blink to see minho holding a bag to his chest, which he’d apparently pressed against the door to stop it from getting wet

and sure enough, the one thing you immediately notice about minho today is that he looks so pissed 

like, the level of pissed his cats get when he gives them a bath every so often

but when his eyes land on you, it’s like someone switched a flip and minho visibly softens

there’s obvious relief that flashes across his face for a millisecond

honestly, the only reason you know this is because you’ve been around him for so long and you can read him well

and then, because he’s such a tsundere, he ruins it by narrowing and rolling his eyes.  

"i could've died, leaving me on your doorstep like that, the disrespect"

excuse me the audacity

“i didn’t know hyunjin invited himself over”

minho: ಠ_ಠ 

but nonetheless, you quickly drag him inside and are genuinely concerned about his well-being

minho can't help but watch you with hidden amusement

you're trying to do so many things at once

turn on the crappy heater to your apartment, shut the door, try to find blankets, no, a towel so minho can dry off, maybe some extra hoodies you've stolen from him -- until minho has had enough and gently, but firmly, rests his hands against your shoulders to make you look up at him. "breathe, (y/n)."

you're suddenly all too aware of the close proximity between the two of you

and minho's eyes make you lose all train of thought

minho's always been attractive, but damn, he's really gorgeous up close

you suck in a breath and hope that minho sees it as just being overwhelmed, so you gesture to him wildly and hope that he can make something out of it, because you really can't figure out what to say

"i brought us take-out," is what minho finally says with a cheerful smile, and you can’t help the snicker that escapes your lips because his random cheerfulness always feels so fake but also teasing all at once, and you wanna smack him

"you're gonna catch a cold," is all you manage, still fussing over him 

and this is exactly what minho was trying to prevent, but he just rolls his eyes and lets you take care of him, and shh, it makes his heart feel super warm because, god, you're so adorable, and he doesn't know how he got so lucky to have a best friend like you 

you tug the jacket off his shoulders --

“if you wanted to get me out of my clothes, you could have just asked”

“MINHO”

-- and you dump it in the dryer, tossing minho a hoodie that you swear he left at one of these movie nights.  even though both of you know very well, that you stole it from his closet

as you're busy finding blankets, minho pulls the take-out from the bag and opens to-go boxes, frowning when he realizes some of it is cold

he’s super focused about this and pours the cold take-out into a bowl and reheats it in the microwave for a bit to make sure it's warm again

because he won't have his baby best friend eating cold food, no, you're eating the best of the best if he has anything to say about it 

afterward, when both of you are satisfied, it’s time to just crash on the couch and eat food, and minho always gets two different things (although they're suspiciously both your favorites), and he lets you take some of his food, too, if you want

while he simultaneously whines that he does so much for you 

but you know he means nothing by it, because the smile that tugs at his lips when you get happy is everything to him 

minho lets you choose the movie, and after a while, you realize he's not really watching the movie

because he doesn’t laugh as loud at his favorite part as he normally does which is already suspicious

and to test this out, you watch him out the corner of your eye

minho,, minho is really just gazing at you with the softest expression in the world

you’re shocked

he’s actual heart eyes whipped 

when you turn your head to catch him in the act, he tries to play it off as being cool, and he actually accuses you of looking at him,, smh minho you ain't chill

but there's one thing minho hasn't taken into account, and that's the faint blush on his cheeks, and the way he can't meet your eyes again

“minho?”

"i might like you," minho whispers, and it's more of a statement than a question 

you don’t respond, too busy gazing fondly at him

minho looks up, finally, and he knows as soon as he sees your face that you like him back

his soft expression turns into a smirk and he throws a crumpled up napkin at you.  “i knew you were trying to get me out of my clothes earlier”

“minho.” >:(

minho just laughs, but you can tell he’s so happy, and when you fall over to rest your head against his chest, minho’s heart literally skips a beat

"ew get off me.”

and then, when he can’t keep his blank expression any longer:

“I knew you liked me," and he sounds so smug 

"then why didn't you say anything idiot”

minho raises an eyebrow, “why didn’t you say anything?” 

“because!”

“well, i’m not an idiot,” minho scowls

"you’re my idiot”

if someone told you that’s what it took to break minho, you would’ve laughed at them 

but you literally do not understand how minho is unaffected by your mutual feelings, but is soft boy tm when you call him your idiot? like ,, make it make sense please

but cue cute, flustered minho 

and the two of you continue to cuddle as you mindlessly watch the movie, but it's more background noise, as the two of you continue to eat the rest of the take-out while listening to the summer storm outside and gently smiling at each other 

- - 

continue your journey?

[mochi-marie]

hello! I would like to request a haikyuu matchup please :D (I apologize in advance if I write too much aksjk hopefully it'll make it easier to match me up?)

1) I'm a straight female and use she/her pronouns

2) I'm about 5'6", have straight brown hair (my friend says it looks orange-ish in the sunlight??), brown eyes, and I've been told that I'm kinda pale (but unfortunately flush easily lol).

As for things that make me stand out, I have patches of eczema littered all over my skin. I have a few on my hands and wrists and even though ik they're not a good thing and of course would much prefer not having eczema, I kinda like that it makes me unique. I also have round glasses (my eyesight is extremely bad ㅠㅠ), wear a lot of black, and recently have been wearing this tan overcoat everytime I go out bc it's big and comfy. oh, and I've always loved black low-top converse!

I'm overweight so I'm kinda insecure about my physical appearance, but I've been dealing with it for so long that ig I've come to terms with it and have just accepted that this is how I am (but I have been trying to exercise... >_>)

3) I'm a gemini, istp-t, and enneagram type 5. I think I treat people how they treat me; if someone doesn't talk to me, I probably won't talk to them unless necessary, and if someone is very friendly and nice to me, I'll be a bit more open and talk more. I'm usually pretty reserved and go with the flow, but around people I'm more comfortable with I can be very sarcastic and playful. I'm kinda a mom/therapist friend. I'm very lazy and an expert procrastinater (I do what's necessary in the most efficient way possible, unless it's something that I enjoy).

Some things I enjoy: cooking & baking, arts & crafts, reading, sketching, 80s music, watching anime/tv/movies (especially crime, mystery, and thriller), and photography (as far as taking scenic photos with my phone goes lmao). idk if this counts as interests, but I'm planning on majoring in business administration and accounting. and as for my clothing style, I currently dress for comfort bc I'm always inside, but if I get a chance to redo my wardrobe I'd like to dress in a style more like dark academia/comfy casual? I have no idea if those are the right words to describe it 😅

4) I'm pretty sure my love language is physical touch, but I also really enjoy receiving spontaneous gifts or stuff I've been wanting (and money lmao I'm a big saver)! I've never been in a relationship, but I know I would definitely have to be friends with someone before even considering a serious romantic relationship, so I would ideally be comfortable around them already. I have a tendency to bottle up my emotions and I'm honestly a bit of a tsundere, so I think I might be shy in voicing my wants/initiating things. as for my type, I would prefer someone tall, mature but able to be playful and can take a joke (I sometimes use "idiot" as a term of endearment sksj I can be kinda mean sometimes tbh), patient since I'll take a while to open up, and ideally ambitious and willing to take initiative (bonus points if they're able to keep up with my sarcastic banter!)

5) I definitely like to sleep in, but if I need to wake up early and I can do so relatively easily. ig you could say I'm more of a night owl. I'm in a constant state of tiredness (possibly fatigued but idk) lol. I could technically live without music but would 100% prefer not to. my favorite song is "eyes without a face" by billy idol. I've never really thought about what my ideal first date would be, but I would like if it was well thought out and personal instead of the typical movie and dinner I suppose.

thank you so much for taking the time to do this!! I apologize again for writing so much 😅 hopefully you'll be able to have some fun writing, and I hope you're doing well! and no worries if you're unable to get to my matchup; please prioritize your wellbeing <3

𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀: i had such a blast reading through this entire thing!!! thank you for writing this much, seriously — i love it, it makes it so much more interesting and easier on my part to find a match!! <3

𝗞𝗨𝗥𝗢𝗢 𝗧𝗘𝗧𝗦𝗨𝗥𝗢𝗨

♡ . . . REASONINGS : filtering through the information, i have decided that, in my personal opinion, you are best paired with kuroo tetsurou!

starting off, the trench coat? comfy and casual dark academia fashion style? from looks alone, you seem like a pretty good match-up with kuroo. on the outside look in, i feel like you both would look like a really smart, cute, and sensible / mature couple! in all honesty, i think that kuroo would find your big glasses adorable ( and if you're prone to loosing them, he would find it sickeningly cute if you cling to him while you both searched for the glasses ). i imagine his breath hitches whenever his eyes lay on your figure in the setting sun, turning your hair into a pretty orange-brown shade that makes his heart beat a little bit faster. kuroo is used to being around more reserved people ( as he was once reserved, and now his best friend is rather reserved as well ), so becoming a friends-to-lovers dynamic would be easy. your playfulness and possible sarcasm seems to perfectly interact with his own, and considering some research about your enneagram and personality type, i think that your ( possible ) creativity and curiosity really intrigues him and keeps him curious and attentive with you. i feel that he might always be wondering what's going on in that pretty head of yours, curious to know what your next wonderful idea is or what your mind is thinking about. as an obvious friends-to-lovers trope, i think your relationship with kuroo would be very cute! i have a feeling that he'd love that your love language is physical connection, and would pick up on any ques if you're feeling cuddly and can't get the words out to ask for soft intimacy and cuddles! sarcastic banter? mature yet playful? i think your ideal type seems to perfectly match up with kuroo -- he would most definitely be able to take whatever playful insults you have to throw at him, and be able to throw some back. he knows when to be playful and understands if he ever goes too far, and will own up to any mistakes he may make. considering your hobbies and interests, i think your interest in crime shows / mystery and thriller movies / anime may really pique his interest, and he'd eventually be hooked right along side you. and he may not be the best in the world, but imagining the both of you together, baking or cooking something ( possibly late at night because of midnight cravings ) could be really cute!

𝗥𝗘𝗟𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗣 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗗-𝗖𝗔𝗡𝗢𝗡𝗦

♡ . . . staying up late at night and ending up heading into the kitchen together to make a midnight meal doesn't happen too often, but sometimes all you both need is a look at each other as your stomachs growl after a food-related ad on tv. ♡ . . . would absolutely make you feel like a queen all day and everyday if he can help it! will exercise with you if you would let him, and would celebrate all achievements with you; big or small! ♡ . . . kuroo is surprisingly one of the most thoughtful boyfriends, in my personal opinion! i feel like the dates would be well planned, memories eagerly waiting to be made! ♡ . . . the banter between you both is so cute!! it can be sarcastic, but it's never hostile, always playful and light, a smirk plastered onto his lips in a charmingly charismatic way! ♡ . . . stay-at-home-and-watching-a-show-dates!! whether it be wide-eyed and open-mouthed concentration on crime shows, or close-cuddling while watching some thriller or mystery shows / movies / animes!

𝗥𝗘𝗟𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗣 𝗠𝗢𝗢𝗗𝗕𝗢𝗔𝗥𝗗

𝗢𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥 𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗕𝗟𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗦

♡ . . . akaashi keiji, iwaizumi hajime, miya osamu, daichi sawamura

[mysticalmusicwhispers]

good evening!! it's like 8:10am here and i am Not A Morning Person i want a NAP

also no your reply wasn't incoherent i could understand it!!

oh yay a winter break sounds very valid and good!! though i am sorry for past you's loss.

and yes when i think about how my childhood friends and i met it was in the most random ways lmao children are just like that i guess

i think indus might be a Slipper Mom but inside she's also very resigned to the fact that her kid is a ball of chaos... but she has to Try regardless you know? like maybe her child might get better as he grows up if he has the environment to influence him (she hopes)

also NO YOUR INDRAN HEADCANON IS BETTER YES that thing about how children often just quietly resolve disputes they have!! yes exactly and there seems to be little to no geninue resentment left behind after it's resolved in that way which is yet another reason why children > adults i guess. but lmao at iran being like "he's a bitch" yes he is

;-; our school system is designed to bring suffering. like every other nation i've heard of including china, home of terrifying national level exams like the gaokao doesn't have tests at the primary school level!! i don't see WHY we should >:( but there are some educational reforms coming up however they don't really affect the best schools and the elite who can buy their way into them through enrichment classes etc that much so eh. terrible

yao's guardian sounds so LENIENT lmaoo it's a dream but also??? with a kid like him idk if it's a very good idea. also wow bringing a dead pigeon in with his bare hands... so powerful but of course he would do that. also agree on yao's backstory not being tragic it's very annoying how many tragic orphan stories there are! also that short story sounds cool do you still remember the title? i'd like to read it

OOf rip I stay in bed till like 9 if I can help it so that sounds painful. And thank you (ig)! As long as I don’t get into my head that it’s lny and that I can drop everything it’s usually fine lol

Also ikr? Children are just >>>> adults. Just vibing with life and doing your own thing. Infinitely better than whatever the over 18 world is like

Ooh yes Tired Slipper Mom created and activated. She hears about Yao and asks India to bring him to her (ostensibly “invite him to our house so I can meet your new friend” but actually it’s a litmus test to see how much Trouble with a capital T he is, and how much of a bad influence he is) because she can tell they’re going to get along well and badly at the same time. Suspicions are confirmed when they do something stupid regarding a neighbor’s dog that Yao has a vendetta against and she smiles tightly at him when he goes out and then proceeds to give India an afternoon’s worth of lecturing about choosing your friends wisely. He gets lots of extra homework for a week as punishment (maybe some extra stuff but I’m unsure what exactly)

YES children just tend to settle scores right then and there. “Fite me (ง'̀-'́)ง” “ok! I hate you too let’s go” while adults just seethe quietly and have baggage for the rest of their life rip. I think we should be able to let out unrestrained anger in a brawl every now and then, you know. Also india + iran is two bitches together but India is just a little more unhinged about it lmao

Good luck with the educational reforms!! rooting with y’all to kick out the rich bitch loopholes

The short story is called A Likely Place by Paula Fox! I tried searching up a pdf version online but I’m not sure if there are any :| I can send you pictures of it tho (I have a “textbook” that’s just a collection of short stories, it happens to be in it) also yes Yao is feral and Unafraid of bird flu, and generally Unafraid lol. And yea I don’t feel like having another Pitiful orphan thing especially because Yao probably wouldn’t think he himself is pitiful so! nah. Also yes I was thinking for his guardian to just kind of be there, make sure he gets 3 meals a day and good grades, and whatever else he gets up to isn’t really their business lol (I’m also entertaining the possibility of his caretaker/guardian being nyo! china who is just Vibing and minding her own business o-o but also being kind of a bad disciplinarian for Yao who really needs some good adult examples in his life... but idk yet)

[fortunatelyhauntedblackcherry]

Moonshine - A Beetlejuice Fanfiction 09

Warning: swearing (as always), BJ being horny, fire hazard.

The next day was monday, and every monday night since the girls moved together years ago was movienight. They prepared dinner together, bought a shitton of snacks, sat down on the floor in the living room and watched at least 2 movies. Most of the time they fell asleep during the third one.

So they were all in their kitchen, which had pretty peach-colored walls, a big window framed by curtains with various embroidered wildflowers on them, and olive green / beige french country-style kitchen furniture. Rei was making guacamole - which Sirius made quite a hard activity with all the jumping and whining for a piece of chips or basically anything delicious - while Sofía was talking about her business dinner from last night and Ari was sitting on the countertop, in the middle of the kitchen, eating Nutella out of a jar with a skull-shaped spoon. Minerva was laying beside her on her back, playing with a piece of breadcrust, getting occasional earscratchies.

- So I was like "No go amigo, I couldn't possibly share an exhibition with them" and my manager was like "why?" and I was like "because I'd have to be talkative and cute with them and man I couldn't" and he was like "but they are respected artists in the community" and I was like "yeah but they can't even use photoshop MICHAEL how could I work with people who are sooo past century"? - said Sofía, flipped her hair and took a sip out of her lemonade. - So yeah, he arranged the whole thing and now my coworkers for the next couple exhibitions will be not so known, but rising photographers instead of old people, isn't that awesome? - all of a sudden Minerva lifted her head up, pricked her ears and started to hiss in the entrance's direction.

Beetlejuice just arrived after his hunt for bugs in the winter garden. He was leaning against the entrance archway, and shaked his head in disappointment.

- I can't believe that you still hate me this much, you waste of fur. - the cat hissed harder. - What?!? Two can play this game, if you're not nice, I won't be either! - he pointed at Sirius, who let out one bark, then continued harassing Rei. - Look, even the dog got kinda used to me!

- I wonder what her problem is. - said Sofía while Ari pulled the kitty into her embrace.

- That's the point where you should tell them that "yeah she sees my demon buddy, yeah, we have a spectre, and I can hear him!" - said Beetlejuice in a girlish voice while he stepped closer to Ari. The girl stroked the slightly hissing Minerva, who was now laying on her lap. Ari licked her Nutella-covered spoon clean. Beetlejuice stopped in his movement and his jaw slightly dropped. He started to drool a bit. - Hooooly shit babes, it seems like you know how to turn my software into a hardware!

Ari blushed a bit and tried really hard not to giggle so she started to talk.

- ANYWAY... - that was way louder than she intended, so she cleared her throat - ...what did you do last night, Rei? - knowing exactly what happened to her poor sister (since after she got better, Beetlejuice told her everything), she was just curious if she would talk about the posession of her computer. Rei's ginger hair flew over her face as she turned to Ari and put the guacamole down to the countertop.

- Well you could say I was practicing poetry, since Robert Lewis Stevenson insisted that wine is bottled poetry, but to be honest after streaming I was just drinking and wondering what I wanted to be when I grew up... I'm sure it wasn't an anxiety ridden bitch disgusted by people with a wine problem, serving exactly those whom I disgusted by, but... - she put her hands up in the air - ...here I am! - she giggled as she turned to the fridge.

- So I suppose your "fans" were mean again? - asked Sof. Rei took some cheese out of the fridge, and scoffed while giving a piece to the very excited Sirius.

- Not mean, fuckin nasty. - she shut the fridge and rubbed the bridge of her nose under her glasses. - I mean, some of them spammed my IG DMs with requests of "please send me the bra you wore during today's stream, I saw the strap and I'm hooked", like... Ugh.

- Can't judge a man for wanting some lingerie from a pretty girl, that's my opinion. - said Beetlejuice while he hopped on the counter next to Rei.

- Jesus fuck people are weird... - commented Ari as she got off of the middle countertop. Minerva ran away to upstairs.

- Oh so that's the socially acceptable opinion now? Okay wait... - Beetlejuice cleared his throat and continued in a sarcastic manner, heavily gesturing while doing so. - OH YES PEOPLE ARE AWFUL UGH DISGUSTING EW HOW COULD SOMEONE ASK ANYTHING LIKE THAT EWEWEW. - his voice went back to normal as he looked at Ari, who just hugged Rei. - Was it good and totally believable? - Ari smiled and gave him a thumbs up behind her sister's back. - God I'm good! On the other hand, did I tell you that when I walked into Rei's room yesterday, I almost tripped on a bra? You could say... - he floated next to Ari's ear. The girl could feel his icy breath on her earlobe. - ...it was a booby trap. - Ari shut her eyes and bit her lower lip while smiling widely. - SERIOUSLY HOW ARE YOU NOT LAUGHING YOUR PRETTY ROUND ASS OFF, THAT WAS PHENOMENAL!!! - Ari let Rei go and went to one of the cupboards. Rei poured herself a glass of red wine.

- I don't even know why I'm getting upset by these kinds of shits anymore. I've been doing this job for years, I should be used to creeps. - she shrugged. - Eh, whatever, it felt nice to vent.

- And we're here to listen every time! - shouted Ari, head inside one of the lower cupboards, fistbumping the air. After some rummaging, she lifted her head out. - Hey guys, where did we put the ultimate bathbomb?

- What? - asked Sofía with a tilted head.

- The toaster. Obviously. - BJ slapped his knees as he started laughing.

- Gee, doll, that was good! Your humor is getting worse and worse under my influence and I'm living for it! - he scratched his head. - Wait, is that appropriate for me to say? Or should I say I'm dying for it? Since I'm dead? - he shrugged his shoulders. - I dunno both sound good.

After Sof got the machine out of one of the highest cupboards, Ari started making grilled cheese sandwiches. Beetlejuice floated right next to her and flashed a pretty evil, toothy grin. He wriggled his fingers while looking up at the ceiling lamp, which started to flicker. The girls quickly looked at each other but didn't say a thing. BJ giggled. Ari stuck the toaster's plug into the power outlet, which instantly made it sparkle. One of the sparkles fell on Ari's hand. She quickly got it away with a quiet "ouch", and looked at where Beetlejuice's very uproarious laugh came from. The angry face she made almost made the demon tear up.

- What? You thought I'd never mess with ya, doll? After seeing this face, I'll do it even more often, you angry little toddler you... - and with that, the lights flickered again.

- Am I hallucinating or did ya see that too? - asked Sofi, pointing at the lamp.

- Maybe it's just bad wiring... - said Rei, with a rather nervous chuckle. She didn't sound believable at all. - It's nothing to worry about...

- Oh so you think I'm nothing to worry about?! - said Beetlejuice with annoyement in his voice. - You underestimate me, little one. - he pointed at the chandelier in the living room and the lamp in the kitchen. They both started to shine and flicker in the same rhythm. The girls looked at each other.

- I'm pretty sure that's not bad wiring... I think... - one of the light bulbs in the living room shattered, stopping Ari for a moment. They all ducked as the light bulb in the kitchen exploded. - I THINK THIS HOUSE REALLY IS HAUNTED!!!

- THANK YOU! FINALLY! - shouted Beetlejuice, his eyes and his neon green hair glowing. - I'M FINALLY GETTING THE RECOGNITION I DESERVE!

- IT'S NOT, GHOSTS ARE NOT REAL! - shouted Rei, while trying to help Ari get hold of the angrily barking Sirius.

- It's scientifically proven that they are... - commented Sof.

- Shut up, I'm not superstitious like you two! I mean sure, weird things are happening in the house, like my PC acting strange, or the hairdryer sucking Sofi's hair in, but I'm sure there's a logical explanation!

Beetlejuice grinned like a maniac.

- Oh baby you really want logical explanation? You think there's any logic to ME? Then watch... This! - the demon cracked his fingers and chuckled as he looked at the plugged in toaster. Ari looked at the voice's direction and gasped when she saw what Beetlejuice was doing. The toaster's heating wires were glowing red hot, and an awful stench came from the machine. The smell of burning plastic.

- OH FUCKIN HELL!!!

- Who doesn't like a bit of electrical fire? - said Beetlejuice, laughing, looking at the infurious Sof. Ari quickly jumped up and started to go through the drawers quickly. Sof was quicker, she handed her the oven mittens, which Ari put her hands into and lifted the now flaming toaster.

- Okay... Now what? - Rei jumped up in panic too.

- What what?!?

- Where do I put it?!

- ARIADNÉ, YOU JUST LIFTED THIS FLAMING SHIT UP WITHOUT A PLAN?!?!?!?!

- I'M NOT A VERY BRIGHT WOMAN, OKAY?!?!?!? - Rei opened up the window and pulled the curtains back.

- THROW IT OUT!!! - Ari quickly threw the machine out of the window, into the birdbath that was under it. The flames started to fade and the girls let out a huge, relieved breath.

- Welp... I may sound like a hypocrite but... After this I think we're haunted. - Sofía and Ari both looked at Rei.

- You said, literally a minute ago, and I quote, that you are not superstitious like us two. - Rei threw her hands up in the air.

- I'm not superstitious! But I'm a... Umm a little bit stitious.

- Do you seriously think this is a right time for Office quotes? - asked Sof, with folded hands and an eyeroll.

- Hey this is how I cope! Toasters don't start spitting flames normally, man! That shit scared the living Hell out of me!

Ari bit her lower lip. A faint idea crossed her mind.

- Ummm... I think we should ask our presence what do they want. - the girls and Beetlejuice both looked at Ari with lifted eyebrows. - Sof, don't you have an Ouija board? We could ask them stuff and maybe help them out. So they won't cause trouble like this again. - Beetlejuice covered his smiling mouth with his hands.

- OHMYGOD BABES THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! I never tried playing with those things but...

- Okay let's do it. - stated Rei decidedly. - Sofía! Get your Ouija board. We're adjourning movienight. Let's ask this bitch what the everliving fuck is their problem!