#but if you have been cursed with the burden of obsessing over esoteric lore for a game you haven't played in years

[irregularjohnnywiggins]

You ever want to spite your family so badly you become a classist?

Obsessed with the Medarda mother/daughter relationship like it’s literally Ambessa’s like “being a girlboss means crushing your enemies and seeing them driven before you and hearing the lamentations of their women” and Mel is like “ugh NO mom I’m not LIKE you I think being a girlboss means smiling at your enemies at a cocktail party while you drop poison into their wineglass” and Ambessa is like “WE’RE WARRIOR QUEENS IN THIS FAMILY YOUNG LADY” and Mel is like “NO I’M A DIPLOMATIC INTRIGUE QUEEN IT’S NOT A PHASE MOTHER—”