#but if they were. Krubis skrendels Garm. all inkings.

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WAIT OK I THOUGHT ABOUT IT

Krubis: Ditto ditto ditto annaki splat nova the gear + abilities i have on it for him are an awesome setup my thought process is ink mines = the lil mines he has when he burrows and inkjet is adjacent to the charging through the walls n shit maybe enough. Also dabbles w/ the bellas namely recycled mk II but maybe mk I as well le shrug. Good enough but tends to charge in/strategy what's that. Team Beach so he can nap and/or die right there on the sand. Would bicker with Ranchy on whether Dularmoland constitutes as an "amusement park" or not bc Ranch got slightly offended at the idea Krubis would not choose to reserve Dularmoland to himself "AFTER ALL OUR HARD WORK MAN" "A RESORT isn't even A THEME PARK those are TWO DIFFERENT FUCKING THINGS."

Douglas: Luna Blaster + Light Tetra Dualies Zipcaster #1 fan. More competent than Krubis mainly when it comes to strategic thinking and every weapon's strengths but similarly gets in over his head a lot gets very complacent and is also kinda scummy will place a bomb down on your super jump spot will camp will SQUIDBAG. AND I MEAN IT. Team Amusement Park yeeaaay arcade yeayyy rollercoaster but partial to team beach bc swimming.

Skrendels: Slosher Splatana Stamper Mini Splatling Roller something like that but generally fall into the heavier weapon categories. Total menaces usually good and when they aren't they're still ruthless. Team Amusement Park also

Giblets: I don't know about a main but he'd probably be trying something new every week. Squeezer may bee? and/or he'd try to be the sniper for his team when gurgula's not around. knows exactly what to do in theory but is ultimately clumsy and prone to freezing up. Still relatively skilled. Better at support +backline than being front and center. And as mentioned above team palace to be ALONE, FOR ONCE, GODDAMNIT!

Nipulon: Guy who only does ranked. Kill him. One of the Gals probs .52 Deco. Scary good and unlike the others generally plays pretty fair but he is still here to win. idk about fest team maybe amusement park to try his luck at the arcade in peace

Garmantuous: Dynamo Roller or Heavy / Hydra Splatling though with cartel shit for an au and not actual gameplay then uh grizzco roller or some modified clusterfuck. And honestly this would have to be a crossover au for sure for this guy i think he'd play one round and be like "i don't like this" or only do salmon run i don't think he'd enjoy any of this unless he was actually in it shrug. would be scary if he got into it though. idk what team shrug shrug shrug

Gurgula: This would probably have to be an au where everyone is splatoonified because he's not a gamer be fucking for real rn. even then he would not care for SILLY LITTLE GAMES he'd just have a gun to use it for WHAT GUNS ARE FOR. KILLING IF NEED BE but he'd end up being dragged along or partake to save face. Scary scumbag E liter main your parents warned you about or h3 nozzlenose depends on the day. Team beach as mentioned before if he even bothers to participate but he's got a reputation to uphold. he can't look like a total antisocial loser.

Autism so strong I’m contemplating what splatfest teams my favs would be on.

I feel like Krubis would just choose beach so he could lay the fuck down for once and not have to worry about breaking anything with his drills. Amusement park eh idk if that’s Gus thing and palace would be too stuffy

Not like that’s stopping me from keeping his fit on even tho I’m team palace but I’m probs switching over to giblets bc he’d actually choose this team