#but if mr. Collins is an incel I swear Darcy at the start is a 'high value man'

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"Darcy just had social anxiety"

Wrong.

Darcy enters the party, mumbles something about being a high value man, and sits in the corner on his phone. The golden retriever bisexual himbo he is inexplicably besties with goes over, "hey, why don't you come and talk? There's even cute girls here!" He responds "no, I know I'm worth better."

Bingly tries again, "hey, what about that girl? She's Jane's sister, she looks nice"

"She's like a solid 3, 3.5 on a good day. Even you don't go that low. Leave me alone, come back if you have anything interesting to say"

Like if that guy stared at you for months and never spoke and then asked you out in a very dickhead way? Yeah.