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tabellae-rex-in-sui · 2 days ago

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Please tell us more about Bordel Patriotique?? 👀

Bordel Patriotique is that one political porn pamphlet from 1791 that features a bunch of political figures of the time. The author claims to be Marie Antoinette opening a "Patriotic Brothel" meaning a brothel that embraces the revolution and serves the people. It's all very satirical. There's a few pages about the importance of fucking in a Republic-honoring way or whatever, usual porn pamphlet stuff, but at the end there's a few scenes of dialogue (and sex) between real public figures. Here's the cast of featured characters and their roles:

Danton fucks Marat at one point. Also whoever wrote this REALLY hates Marat.

You can read it here

#Its anonymous. I mean the author claims to be Marie Antoinette. but lol #whoever wrote this 🫡 god's work seriously #I can only imagine what other stuff was being written about public figures that was lost to time #but if it was anything like this.... oof #I realize that the author was most likely a random Parisian but IMAGINE if it was Mirabeau or something. girl....#Mirabeau comes out of this pamphlet looking pretty good is all I'm saying #or maybe it was Marie Antoinette. that would be the plot twist of the millennium #ask #anon ask

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