#but i've been VERY productive today in the face of extreme horrors‚ so my asthmatic ass deserves a little cancer. as a treat | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

mrsmarlasinger · 2 months ago

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As someone who has been teetotaling but is currently drinking Merlot, smoking a cig, and watching Better Call Saul on the balcony, I feel qualified to claim that cigarettes are only fiendish when: A) you've just finished one, or B) you and your friends want some air at a bar

#nicotine is total shit bc i never vape and rarely smoke so i have no tolerance and the only thing it does is potentiate everything else #now i feel drunk :( and it's cold out here #but goddamn. the flavor profile of cigarettes + wine or whiskey or black coffee is excellent #and this merlot is delicious #wish things that tasted good weren't so carcinogenic #but i've been VERY productive today in the face of extreme horrors‚ so my asthmatic ass deserves a little cancer. as a treat #personal #alcohol #alcohol tw #alcohol cw #tw alcohol #cw alcohol #cigarettes

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