#but i'm more concerned about armand's taste in men today than i usually am

[hekateinhell]

Show Lestat is Lestat's father doing identity theft. Which will explain the age, the rage, and everything. Real Lestat is catching fishes with Gabe in Amazon.

Okay, Sam isn't that old! It's actually hilarious (painful) to me how much younger and more Lestat-like he looks behind-the-scenes.

Otherwise, yeah... I wish that were true.

Somewhat but not entirely related, I just need to park this thought somewhere and let it percolate: I haven't watched past Episode 5 so I'm probably late to the party, but seeing clips of the Train Conductor Scene had me flashing back to this gem Armand gives us on Lestat in QotD:

Armand, honey... is your version of Lestat really Samstat? Is this what you've been pining after? Also, how rude is it to talk about your crush to your current boyfriend? Armand, please.