#but i'm ignoring where they put garrus bc i want him asap

[aro-aizawa]

mass effect brain rot has me again and i can’t help but notice the normandy has a distinct lack of bedrooms (aside from shepard’s & miranda’s/liara’s) which amuses me greatly bc now i can’t stop thinking abt all the crew (specifically in me2) in one barracks all getting under each other’s skin. everyone hating the krogans snoring. everyone hating mordin sleeping at the same time, so they kick him out permanently because he won’t shut up. jack just sleeps on her basement table otherwise she will straight up murder someone no matter what. whoever shepard romances is envied by the rest of the crew almost exclusively because they have their own space they don’t have to share w almost a dozen ppl.