#but i was like. uhm. 'nice meeting you too' like wtf?
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Yesterday at the high school I was in for this art teacher and they all had like projects they were gonna present to work on in Google classroom, so like many days as a substitute teacher it was quiet and I mostly just sat at the desk and read. But then this one kid in my peripheral vision was looking at me and when I glanced over her laughed a little. And I looked away cuz I was like whatever maybe he was whispering smth w his friends.
But then he says "I have a question"
"Yeah?"
"What two colors make purple?"
"Oh. Red and blue"
"Thank you... I appreciate the no judgment answer"
I didn't even think about it lol
#when youve been asked enough silly questions you just accept all of them#tales from diana#and this class in particular was not an intro class which. makes it a little extra funny#i told him ive heard sillier questions and he said 'like what?' and i was just like... oh idk but i used to work prek#i guess i am such a no judgment person that it didn't even register to me hed worry abt me laughing at him#u just forgot kid! its ok it happens to the best of us#there was also another interaction i had at the end of the day which was kinda weird#the last like 10 minutes. there was this kid in the front of the room like#apparently he was dancing and i guess i turned my head like toward the whiteboard for one sec#bc i was thinking abt erasing it. which was right next to him#and he was like 'she totally saw me bust that move' to his friends#i didn't know if they meant me or they were talking abt some other student. but fwiw i totally was not looking at him lol#but five minutes later i go up to erase the board#and the kid is still standing there and he's like 'what was your name again?' (it was literally on the board still. kids dont read)#'miss -----' 'oh. it was nice to meet you' and i was kinda like uh the fuck lol#i can't stress enough i dont 'meet' most of these high school students i just take attendance#i didn't say a word to any kids this class unless they asked to go to the bathroom#but i was like. uhm. 'nice meeting you too' like wtf?#'nice being here at my job where i oversee dozens of interchangeable students everyday'#ive always said i can usually tell when students have a crush on me. but that really applies to like. k-8#bc of how little i really get to work w high schoolers it's not like i can just read their minds#even if im a 'pretty substitute' to them i dont know that and they dont talk to me and i dont care#it's definitely weirder to have a teenager talk to u like ur a cute girl or smth. bc they don't do it in the earnest way of younger kids#not that that was like an offensive interaction it was just completely unexpected and awkward lol
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𝘚𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘠𝘰𝘶’𝘷𝘦 𝘉𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘈𝘸𝘢𝘺
I recommend listening to Still by Jeff Bernat while reading the first part!
Summary: It’s been a year since you and your ex-boyfriend, Wonwoo, had broken up. You have been having a hard time getting over him, no thanks to the fact you share mutual friends. Friends who liked to constantly update you on how he’s doing. After having no contact for the past 12 months, you two end up at the same party.
Tags: angst, fluff, hurt and comfort, smut (mdni) j.ww x reader, nonidol! au, nonidol!wonwoo, exbf!wonwoo, jealous!wonwoo, mentions of most svt members (S.Coups, Jeonghan, Hoshi, Minghao, Mingyu Seungkwan.), exes to lovers, y/n has way too much pride, pining over eachother during the whole party omf, they both assume too much, a little mingyu x reader if you squint, low tolerance hoshi as always, mingyu is bullied but thats normal atp.
Smut Tags/Warnings: smut mdni! dom!wonwoo, sub!reader, afab!reader, bathroom sex, p in v sex, semi-public sex, fingering, literally one spank (f. receiving), unprotected sex, creampie, tiniest bit of degradation, praise, lots of petnames (baby, princess, love,). if i've missed anything lmk! :}
Word count: 4556 words.
Note: HELLO OOMFG, my first ever seventeen fic has now graced this website. literally no one asked for this… i just love wonwoo. I can't believe i even finished this with how hectic school is wtf. any ways this is my first Wonwoo fic and i'm very excited and NERVOUS to share it with you all...... anyways i hope u like it haha. lmk what you guys think of it PLEASE i want feedback, i crave feedback. love u all enjoy hfiasuheiuhafsi.
SMUT UNDERNEATH THIS CUT. MDNI! 18+.
After a year of not seeing one another, the pang in your heart never subsided. The thought of even breathing the same air as him was already causing you to feel the uneasiness boiling in your stomach. You heard from everyone how well he’s doing without you, you didn’t want to have to see it with your own eyes too.
Unassumingly, you walked into Soonyoung’s apartment expecting to be greeted by the host himself. Instead, you donned upon a familiar set of eyes. Soft brown eyes, the same ones that you looked into every morning for three years.
You tried your best to act ok, but the familiar ache in your chest was creeping in once again. The same ache that hasn’t left for the past 12 months. The same ache that hasn’t left since you watched him walk out your front door.
The two of you are still standing there. Awkwardness started to settle in. You clear your throat and attempt to give your best poker face.
“Hi, uhm is Soonyoung in there?” You Inquire. Cursing yourself mentally due to the audible shake in your voice.
“Hey Y/n long time no see, and yeah he’s already become good friends with his toilet. You know how he gets with alcohol.” He chuckled.
Now you’re mentally cursing him. He looks so composed compared to you. He’s even joking around with you. You have half the mind to back out and just drive home. But you can't. You can't because it’ll make you look like he still has an effect on you. Even though you’re not over him you still have some pride left in you.
“Oh haha that doesn’t sound too good. Anyways, it’s nice seeing you again but I’m gonna go and greet everyone now.” You declare, eyes not even meeting him. If they did you wouldn’t be able to stay calm any longer.
His hair got longer, you thought to yourself. He looked so good even after all this time. The thick rimmed glasses he wore complimented his features well. Alongside the creme knit sweater, the sleeves sitting above his elbows. It gives you a good view of his strong forearms. The same ones that held you while you fell asleep every night.
“It’s nice seeing you too Y/n.” His voice is almost a whisper. Eyes scanning your face for any type of reaction.
To Wonwoo’s dismay you only nod your head half-heartedly and trudge past him. He can feel his heart skip a beat, with both joy and sadness. Being able to see you is so bittersweet, and you still look as good as you did when he last saw you a year ago.
He watches you make your way through the room. Your eyes particularly light up as you spot Mingyu. Curious eyes peer over to your frame and see how Mingyu engulfs you into a tight hug. Wonwoo's fists ball up tightly and he shuts the door with more force than normal.
If things were different, it would be him that has his arms around you. Not his best friend.
You laugh at Mingyu's joke, but you’re still conscious of the pair of eyes that are burning into your back. You didn’t have to turn around to know who was staring at you. A part of you is happy, why is Wonwoo keeping his eyes on you? The other part of you is anxious. Why is Wonwoo keeping his eyes on you?
“We’ve really missed you around here y/n.” Mingyu's soft voice brings you back to reality.
“I’ve missed you guys too, Gyu.” You professed. Your hand moves to give his bicep a reassuring pat. To the two of you it’s nothing but a friendly gesture. To Wonwoo, it appears to be more than that.
His jealousy is brewing in the pit of his stomach.
You, on the other hand, are very aware of the way Wonwoo is eyeing you and Mingyu. If you didn’t know any better, you would assume that Wonwoo is jealous of Mingyu. As much as you want that to be the actual reason, you suppress your inner thoughts. Instead, you let Mingyu continue to talk your ear off about why he thinks Lane's character deserved a better ending in Gilmore Girls.
…
Hours passed and the party has dyed down considerably. The only
people left at Sooyoung's apartment are now sitting around chatting in the living room. Everyone but Soonyoung (who Jeonghan and Minghao eventually put to rest in his room) have been engaging in the group’s conversation.
“Haha, Hey Mingyu! Remember that time you tried to do a flip in the pool just to impress Y/n?” Jeonghan decided to make up a game called Mingyu's embarrassing moments. Group bonding he likes to call it. You can't help but laugh at the way the boys like to tease Mingyu.
Though you found it surprising that Mingyu's failed flip was because he was trying to gain your attention.
“I’m sick of you guys bringing that up! My back hurt for a whole week..” Mingyu huffs, he looks at you with a pout. Allyou can do is giggle.
“It’s ok Gyu, you can show me your flip the next time we go to the pool!” You try not to burst into laughter as you reassuringly pat his shoulder. In the middle of all of this you felt a pair of eyes on you the whole time. Without even turning to look you knew who it was.
Excusing yourself to go to the washroom, you let the group continue to share their favourite moments of Mingyu embarrassing himself.
While you stood there, eyes closed, a sigh left your lips. All your energy had been drained from the party. Especially because 90% of your brain power had been used on looking at Wonwoo without making it obvious. You couldn’t help but steal glances, especially because he looked so good sitting there laughing with the guys.
The tap was still running when you heard the door open and shut firmly behind you. You look up at the mirror to see a pair of cat-like eyes staring back at you. The squeeze in your chest intensifies. Out of all the people who could be in this small space with you right now, it’s him.
“Are you and Mingyu a thing?” He cuts to the chase. Wonwoo was never the type to beat around the bush. Whenever he was curious about something he would ask. He finds it exhausting to play coy. It doesn’t make sense to him.
You cough due to the awkward atmosphere. “W-what? Of course not! Me and Mingyu are just friends. He’s your best friend Wonwoo. I would never do that to you.”
“I’m sorry I just don’t like the way you two seem so close.” He deflates. His eyes are still piercing into your soul.
“Why? He’s both our friend Won.” You retort. His nickname leaves your lips so easily. The blush spreads across your cheeks in a matter of seconds. It’s been awhile since you’ve been this close to him. Since you’ve last called him by his nickname.
“It’s the way he’s always trying to get your attention. I think he likes you Y/n.” Wonwoo sighs, he hates that you're so oblivious to Mingyu’s advances. Everyone but you seems to see the double meaning to his actions.
“Even if Mingyu does like me, I would kindly reject him.” You assure him. You’re not sure why though, you two aren’t even together anymore. Following that thought, your heart aches once again.
We’re not together anymore, you repeat in your head.
You turn around to face him. With your backside pressed up against the bathroom counter, your breath gets caught in your throat.
“My love, why did we even break up?” Wonwoo questioned you with a sad expression. You frowned. You recall the last few weeks before you broke up with him.
He was so respectful of your decision it almost seemed like he wanted it to happen too.
“Because I could tell that the last thing you needed was a relationship. Work was hectic for you, I was barely around because of my last year at school. It just felt like we were always at two different places. I loved you but I don’t think it would’ve been long before we called it quits. I just decided-.” He cuts you off.
“Yes. You decided without me. We could’ve made it work. But you decided to break it off when it could’ve been fixed easily. I didn’t put up a fight when it happened because you seemed so sure that you didn’t love me anymore.” The tears in your eyes were threatening to spill. His face is so close to yours. The proximity of both your bodies. It was so much of him after not having him at all for so long.
“I’m sorry, I just thought about what’s best for you.” You countered. A pout settling on your face. His arms are placed on the counter, gripping the marble on each side of you, locking you in.
“There you go again, making decisions for the both of us.” His voice barely above a whisper.
Wonwoo's eyes are still trained on yours, and you can’t seem to look away. The sparkle isn’t there anymore. It hasn’t been there since the day you left him.
“Baby tell me you don’t love me anymore. Tell me that so I can move on. Because everyday that I’m not waking up beside you is another day my heart breaks a little more. I can’t even breathe properly without you. So please, just tell me you don’t love me.” The crack in his voice causes a tear in your heart. He’s begging you, the desperation in his words are clear.
You look down. Wonwoo's knuckles are turning white because of how hard he’s gripping the countertop. The both of you are breathing heavily, and you fear that he can hear how hard your heart is pounding.
“I’m sorry Won, but I can’t do that.” You murmured. “As much as I want you to be happy, I can’t tell you that I don’t love you. I don’t think I can ever stop.”
“If you love me then come back to me. Please Y/n whatever it was that caused us to break up, we can fix it.” Pleading you, he grabs your face with his large hands. The motion makes you look back up into his eyes. He’s crying.
The tears in his eyes slip gracefully down his face. Even in this sad moment he still looked so beautiful. A blush prominent on his cheeks and the tip of his nose. His long lashes wet with tears. Sorrow somehow makes him look so pretty in the dull lighting of the bathroom.
Your heart thumps rapidly in your chest and your tongue dry. What are you even meant to say? Is it worth it to come back to a relationship you thought you couldn’t salvage? As much as you love Wonwoo, you two had so much ahead of you. His career was clearly taking off before you broke up with him and you just didn’t want to hold him back. You needed love, you needed attention but he just became too busy, rightfully so. You would never blame him for prioritizing his work, even if it meant straining your relationship.
On the other hand you were in the final stages of completing your thesis. The two of you were always missing each other. He was always coming home in the later hours of the night while you were still asleep, and by the time it was morning the bed was neatly made beside him.
“Won, I love you, I do. But I can tell you’re better off without me. From what Cheol and the boys are saying, you’re happy. I even heard you're dating again.” you chuckle bitterly, biting the inside of your cheek to stop yourself from crying.
“No Y/n, I’m fucking miserable without you. I don’t care what the boys are saying. I only went on a date because Soonyoung said it would be good to try again, but I can’t do it. I can’t because it's not you. And I can’t stand the thought of you ending up with someone else. I want to be your last. I miss waking up to you every morning, and I miss the way the house smelt when you were still around. I even miss the way you would snore in your sleep. I need you in my life, but if you don’t feel the same way anymore then I won’t bother you anymore. You won’t have to worry about me.” Wonwoo’s voice cracks, the desperation clear in his voice.
His hands are still caging you in, the proximity becoming overwhelming. Your faces are inches apart, and all you can smell is his peach scented cologne. His scent only ever reminded you of home. God why was he so good with his words, you thought. The tears in your eyes start to fall. Fuck. This is not how you thought this night was going to go.
“I love you Wonwoo.” is all you can say in response. It comes out as a whisper as the gap between you two starts to fade.
Your lips move against his with fluidity. He feels the same way he did a year ago, you thought. The sound of the running tap and the sounds of kissing fill the small bathroom. Wonwoo’s hands move from the countertop to your waist, gripping you tight. As if you were about to disappear into thin air if he let you go.
All you could think about at that moment was that he felt so good on top of you. Your bodies pressed up against each other once again. You haven’t been with anyone since the two of you broke up, you just couldn’t do it. No one could get you as turned on as Wonwoo does. It doesn’t feel right unless it's him, it doesn’t feel right to have anyone inside you except him.
Wonwoo still has his iron grip on you, but now his hands are creeping under your shirt to feel your bare waist. You don’t stop him, if anything you want him to keep going. Fuck everyone who can hear you outside. Right now, at this moment, it's just you and him.
Both of your breathing becomes laboured as you deepen the kiss, opening your mouth to let his tongue explore the inside of your mouth. His mouth finally leaves yours; looking at you again with those piercing eyes. Staring back with the same intensity you just smile and place a hand on his cheek. He breaks the contact only to dive into your neck, kissing and licking every square inch he has access to. You can only whimper as you feel him marking you up. Even though it's a bad idea for him to leave hickies, he can’t help it. Wonwoo wants to show you how badly he’s missed you.
You two are close enough in distance that you can feel his hard on pressing against your thigh. He’s rubbing himself against you as he licks up your neck, sucking on the sensitive skin.
“Hmm feels good baby,” you whisper, as you move your head to give him more surface area. Eyes rolling to the back of your head, your hand gripping his bicep to keep you grounded throughout all the pleasure. It’s been so long since you’ve been touched like this, you can’t help but feel sensitive to every miniscule touch that you’re receiving.
“I need you so bad Won,” you whimper to him. His hold on you tightens at your words. All of this feels like a dream that you don’t want to wake up from. Wonwoo’s lips feathering soft kisses against your skin as he holds you; it just feels too good to be true.
“Shh I know baby, I’ll give you what you want, just let me savour you for a bit.” He whispers back in your ear, one hand slowly moving towards your chest. His hand was fully under your shirt by this point. You force him to reconnect his lips with yours again, kissing him harder. You pull away again just to take off your shirt, your bra following without a second to spare. Not wasting any time your pants come off next, leaving you fully naked against the sink.
Before you can take off any of Wonwoo’s clothes he stops you, his eyes dark with want. Moving you to sit on top of the counter, he spreads your legs. You sit there with anticipation as he massages your thighs, admiring your glistening pussy. He hasn’t done much but he still looked so attractive under the fluorescent light. Your walls lining with slick the more you looked at him. Fingers creeping close to where you need him most, he plays with your wetness. You sigh, the relief washing over you as he rubs slow, lazy circles on your clit.
“Need more, please baby.” you whine, grabbing his wrist to bring him closer to your entrance. He pulls back with a tsk.
“No love, let me play with you for a bit.” He’s not asking, and you know how he gets when you two are like this. You’ve always been a brat with him, and he was never one to give in. Always playing the long game, edging you until you beg him to let you cum. Today was not the day to play games with you though.
“No. Wanna feel you inside me now.” you demand, leading his hands towards your soaking cunt.
He can only sigh, giving into you for the first time.
“This is the only time I’m letting you get what you want. Next time you better be begging for me.” He looked serious, and you know not to play brat any more than you have now.
Without warning he shoves two fingers inside of you. Letting out a moan, you throw your head back. Eyes rolling to the back of your head as you spread your legs further. Wonwoo curls his fingers as he pumps them in and out of you, feeling how wet you are for him. He can’t help but grin to himself. He knows he’s the only one who can get you this needy, and he's enjoying every single second of it.
Your moans get louder and he slaps his other hand over your mouth.
“If you wanna be a good little whore for me, you better keep quiet. Can’t have the others hearing you now, isn’t that right baby?” he spits. You can only nod, your brows furrowing with pleasure.
“You're so wet already, this is just for me isn't it?” he hums, picking up the speed as he finger fucks you. You moan against his hand, not being able to give a proper response due to all the pleasure. You forgot how good his fingers feel compared to your own. They fill you up so well, not even your vibrator can make you feel this good.
He continues with his ministrations, the sounds of your wet folds squelching echoes inside the bathroom. Your mind wanders to whether or not the guys can hear you, but they quickly dissipate as his thumb finds your clit once again. Rubbing it in perfect rhythm with his fingers. The familiar feeling of your orgasm approaching creeps up on you.
“G-gonna cum Won.” you breathe out. His hand leaves your mouth, replacing it with his lips. The speed of his fingers increases, the other hand fondling your tits to get you closer to the edge. You moan into the kiss as relief washes over you, your cunt dripping with cum. It covers his hands and your inner thighs. Before you could say anything, Wonwoo shoves his fingers in your mouth, forcing you to taste yourself.
“Good job baby, you’re doing so well for me aren’t you?” He chuckles as you obediently lick up your cum from his fingers. The praise and your recent orgasm makes your head dizzy.
Opening your mouth you remove his fingers. You pout and pull him closer to you, and he goes back to placing his hands at each of your sides on the counter, leaning in to give you a peck on your lips.
“Want your cock, please baby.” you whine, grabbing the ends of his sweater to attempt to lift it off of him. He can only laugh at how needy you are for him. “Wanna feel you cum inside me please.”
“Only because you asked so nicely.”
He removes his clothes quickly, both your bodies buzzing with anticipation. His pants pooling at his ankles, and his member stands hard and leaking with pre cum. Your mouth can’t help but water. As much as you want to suck him off right now, you don’t. Mentally leaving a note to yourself to ask him about it next time. Next time, you thought. It still sounded funny considering you haven’t been with him like this in a long time.
Parting your legs apart further, Wonwoo moves in between them, his hands guiding his dick towards your entrance. Teasingly he rubs himself against your cunt, collecting your juices for an easier entrance. You look down between the two of you and your pussy clenches at how big he is.
“Stop teasing please, I want you inside me now.” you beg, pushing your hips to meet his. He just chuckles, shaking his head before he forces his cock past your folds.
Gasping at the sudden intrusion, he doesn’t give you time to adjust; grabbing your thighs to hook them between his arms, spreading you further. It gives him a new angle to fuck into you deeper, his thrusts fast and hard just how you’ve always liked it. The pleasure becomes more overwhelming with every move he makes. The feeling of his hard member rubbing against your gummy walls sends you into overdrive. He continues to hit that spot in you that you know no one else can reach. The vigour in every movement causes slapping sounds to fill the room alongside the wet sounds of his cock entering in and out of you. If anything it just turns you one even more.
“Feels so good baby, keep going.” You moan as he places his mouth around your nipple sucking on it as he continues to fuck you. He moves your legs once again to place them around his hips, allowing his free hand to rub your clit once more. The feeling of it all is hitting you hard, especially with how sensitive you are from the previous orgasm.
“So fucking tight for me princess.” Wonwoo grunts, his words causing you to clench around him even harder. He’s groaning above you, trying hard to not cum for as long as possible. You’re already drunk off his cock but he wants to savour every moment of this. The uncertainty of it all is keeping him from cumming too quickly.
The moans coming from your mouth only get louder the more he plays with your clit, and before you know it you’re coming undone for the second time tonight. But Wonwoo perseveres, his thrusts never falter. Not until you feel his member twitch inside you.
“Cum inside me Won, wanna be filled up please.” you’re blubbering at this point, overstimulated and overwhelmed. You just want to feel his cum spurt into your hole. He groans at how the filthy words spewing from your lips, causing him to release inside you. You whimper against his shoulder, feeling the hot white liquid spilling into your pussy. As you clench around him once more you bring his face to yours, giving a deep and meaningful kiss.
“Come home with me. I’m not done with you.” He demands. His dick still inside of you, he refuses to pull out, finding comfort in your warmth.
“I’ll do whatever you want Jeon Wonwoo, as long as I get to ride you later.” you laugh, removing yourself from his grip. He smiles, the pink tinge apparent on his cheeks.
You hop off the counter to put on your clothes, and as you bend down to grab your things you feel a sharp slap hit your ass. Yelping, you turn to give him a dirty look. He can only smile mischievously, the sight of his cum leaking from your pussy lips onto your thighs is turning him on again. As he gets dressed his head fills with intrusive thoughts, ultimately, he decides to save it for later.
The two of you end up leaving the bathroom just to see everyone still drinking and talking in a circle. All the attention turns towards the two of you. Out of all the people you can’t help but notice the way Mingyu isn’t his usual cheerful self, the difference earlier on in the party is a stark contrast from his current mood. Your thoughts are cut off by Seungkwan’s voice.
“Finally! My god, we didn’t know when you two were gonna make up, its been to fucking long.” he exasperates, both you and Wonwoo giggle bashfully.
“For real, the tension between the both of you was too thick. All you needed was a good fuck.” Jeonghan chimes in, giving you two a suggestive wink.
You feel the heat rise creep up your neck to cheeks. In the heat of the moment the bathroom fuck was good, but you know the boys aren’t going to let you two live it down. They never do, Mingyu being a prime example.
“Ok ok, I hope you all got your jokes in. Me and Y/n are going home.” Wonwoo announces, leading you to the doorway with his hand on the small of your back.
“Good night guys!” You bid them farewell and you make your way out of Soonyoung’s apartment. They all say their goodnights to you two, along with some cheers at the news that you and Wonwoo are back to normal.
The two of you walk towards Wonwoo’s car, his hand entangled with yours; holding you tight to ensure you don’t leave him again. The fall breeze sends chills down your spine, the leaves dancing in circles along the pavement. Wonwoo pulls you in closer, trying to preserve your warmth. You can’t help but smile at the fact that he just knew, even when you didn’t say anything.
As you reach the destination of his car, he opens the door for you. Letting you get comfortable before climbing in himself and turning it on to start. The radio immediately connects to his phone, the song humming quietly in the background. Wonwoo’s hand finds yours again, looking at you with warm eyes. He places a quick peck on your lips before pulling away. There’s only one destination for him in mind.
“Home?” he asks.
“Home.” you respond.
© wonustars
a/n: there you have it kind reader! you've reached the end. i hope you enjoyed it as much as i enjoyed writing it :D leave a like, comment or even a reblog!!! i wanna hear your thoughts. mwah mwah, anna <3.
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shrimp dash shrimp dash shrimp dash. the shrimp dash is filled with drama the girls are fightinggggg
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unfriendly fucking reminder that dwarf shrimp matter too. we're constantly picked on by big fish and it sickens me just watching larger shrimp species brag about how much fucking space they take up in the ocean. you've never struggled a day in your life.
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shrelfie posting on main yessirrrrr 😋😋😋
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i swear to god i'm gonna lose it. guys. @/cleaner-supremacy is a literal fucking pro-fish bowl, anti-filter feeding, pro-shell collecting piece of shrimp trash and i'm tired of seeing that whore's mediocre posts blow up all the time. it's literally because she has an OnlyPrawns isn't it???
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wtf did i miss where shell collecting suddenly became controversial
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btw op literally also follows cleaner supremacy's onlyprawns lmfao
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I DO NOT
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haiiii :3
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ew nvm i just checked your profile and you're super low grade. girl can you even CALL yourself blue???
🪻 tempura-gore
ok. i made your mom's balls go blue last night in bed
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aheehee. guysss is anyone going to the pride festival happening at the pink coral reef... i want to meet some new shimps like myself :3
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you are literally a mantis shrimp... who EATS shrimp. guys please watch out
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im a shrimp like you guys :(
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youre literally a STOMATOPOD
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dont listen to them im going !! i cant wait to meet you, you seem so nice :D
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yayyyyy :)
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uhm guys. they deactivated
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oh shit oh fuck
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@/manty-ourimp WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO
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mmmg crumchy
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#fake post#fake dashboard#fake dash#fake tumblr dash#unreality#shrimp#mantis shrimp#first time ive ever made one of these. oo scary
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heres how 2023 went for me ig!
january- not much happening, start of 2023, can't remember much. look through my photos, it seems i was still obsessed with cookie run. and its when i started planning for my fursuit!
february- msm becomes part of my life. not too much either. but i did tell my crush i liked them, but ultimately he didnt like me (we're still friends tho!)
march- my stuff for my fursuit came! huge crk ark bc of the valentine update (which is still hilarious) also an eddworlds ark bc of my friend. plus fnaf mixed in there
april- birth month babyyy!! got my first werdo! a bunch of owl house here too. idk dude, i guess my old channel got 300 subs around this time. also my parents find out im gay, and they kinda pretend im not.
may- i start my biggest channel yet! a really broing month. i guess i was using discord, ermmm.
june- wtf happened here. i guess i was going thru a bad time during this month.
july- i go to one of my favorite places, mammoth caves! also parents find out im using discord and makes me quit
august- i make my tumblr account!! i find many people with similar interests! bunch of other cool stuff idk. i find out im a therian! and when i meet sam! i start broken titan!
september- i completely forgets what happened dude. sam's birthday idk girly
october- KNURV COSPLAYYYYY!!!!!! uhm, fnaf movie?!!!! i find a little stuff animal ive been looking for since last year (it was in a coat jacket 😭😭) halloween :3 +tadc
november- boring ish month. not much
december- finals and all that stuff. but the break was fun! help wanted 2 comes out and i become more in love with fnaf! besides christmas,the main event was when i went to a cabin right after the 25th. it was nice, but i did get a tad bit home sick, wanting to do cosplays and stuff.
and now im here in my bed. fireworks are finally fading out... i ended up not doing much for new years, i didnt even realize it was 2024 when midnight struck.
i hope this year is a good year for you and i! ^^ this isn't everything that happened, im leaving a bunch out tbh. but i think i should get sleep
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It seems like some unexpected Guests have arrived...
Well... at least some faces are more or less welcome...
(I do not trust the Septian Church for plenty of reasons but for some reason I still don't have a problem with most of its Dominions...)
Is that Cao? What the hell is ge doing here? And what is this woman doing here? Why is EVERYONE here?!
Seriously, if we have a nice Teaparty, why not invite some friends from Erebonia too? XD
I don't even know what to say anymore. The Ex-Ceo of Verne, a Dominion, Kurogane from Shizunas Jeager Corps and a former Asssasin sitting together. WTF istgoing on here?!
Edit: Sorry, its not the CEO its the Director.
Without a doubt ^^'
Awwww... Van ♥ He can be sweet if he wants to.
WOAH! Why is this always the first question that comes up? XD I mean... is that a Japanese thing? Here in Germany no adult would ask so easily if you have slept with someone ^^' Maybe if you are with really, really close friends... but certainly not in a setup like this. (If you think about it, Fie asked Estelle this Question as a stranger surrounded by some people who should absolutely not have heard it ^^' So... it doesn't seem so uncommon to do this it seems...)
I am a bit disappointed by the description here. At the lake under the moon sounded so romantic... here I was, thinking they have a date. Oh well...
This man should absolutely have a hangover tomorrow. He made drinks with his friends, had lots to drink with Judith and Nina at the movie night and now this... seriously, he isn't even considering how he feels tomorrow when hell will break lose.
Seriously... is there anyone Van doesn't know? ^^' I get that he gets around a lot as a spriggan, but what the hell did he do to meet Kevin? Help his girlfriend... uhm... I mean squire, of course *cough* find something good to eat or what? XD
She says while showing a picture of her patting his head XD
WHY NOT?! T.T WHY IS THERE NO FREAKING LOVE IN THE KURO GAMES?! WHY IS IT LACKING SO MUCH IN THE ROMANCE DEPARTMENT?! WHY FALCOM?! WHY?????!!!
Excuse me... what? He had his hands in those incidents as well?
Well it was obvious that this was a trap from the start... tho running into his poison wasn't our fault.
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Omg I got a continuation thought from sexy next door neighbors!! I don't even care if its cliches I'm living for it.
David:
Angel being new the neighborhood and everyone keep stalking about that one house at the end of the street that has the nicest lushes grass they've ever seen in their life. And a really nice garden and they're a bit jealous but it's whatever.
Angel just going back and forth from the moving and truck and their house, carrying boxes and unpacking as they go. And one of the times they leave their house, they see David mowing his lawn and they're just staring, because they didn't expect there to be some kind of Adonis in this suburban neighborhood wtf.
And like a klutz (same), they're too busy staring at this absolute treasure of a man that they're dropping the box in their hand.
David who hears the mugs inside shatter from where he's standing (werewolf hearing lets go) and lifts his head in concern, because where did that come from and he just sees Angel staring down at the box like it's the spawn of satan.
David going over to see if they're alright and now Angel is just flat out staring at his chest. No shame whatsoever. And he's not really sure how to react since at least the rest of the neighborhood is subtle when checking him out.
"My eyes are up here." He finally just pushes out and they blink before saying "Yup. I know" and grabbing the box, bringing it back inside. And now David can't stop thinking about this absolutely weird stranger. He can respect the boldness though.
Asher:
Baabe returning back to their childhood home to spend the week with their family. They haven't been back home for some years so it's nice to revisit their old haunts and feel the nostalgia. (They egged their old high school too. It was worth it.)
The neighborhood having a block party and sectioning off the street as they set up tables and chairs and all sorts of stuff. Kids are running around and Baabe is just trying to help put the plates down on the buffet table.
Asher bringing out a tub of water guns and challenging every. single. kid. to a water fight. Baabe getting splashed in the back and whirling around to see who dared, only to be greeted by a man with the most serotonin inducing grin they've seen in their entire life.
"Oh sorry. My aim was off." (He's actually covering for the kid that shot Baabe but ran off before he could be caught.) Baabe just staring before holding out their hand. Asher thinks they want to shake his, so he puts his hand in their own while introducing himself.
"No. Give me a gun." They say, shaking off his hand. Asher gives them one.
Baabe has now recruited all the neighborhood children and Asher is hiding in a bush while they hunt for him. This new stranger is really hot when they're determined though, so he's not upset.
Milo:
Milo was holding one of his famous garage sales (he stole some of Asher's stuff to sell. None of it is his own. Christian's stuff is also in there.) He goes inside his house to get some water because it's really hot out. When he comes back out this complete stranger is holding Aggro and asking him how much his cat is.
Uhm, excuse him the audacity?
"He's not for sale, what the fuck?"
"Pretty sure he likes me better."
Aggro is just purring in Sweetheart's arms and not helping the situation. They just keep arguing over it for the next five to ten minutes.
"Okay. Compromise. I'll pay you child support and I get to hang out with him on the weekends, Mr. Greer."
He doesn't know where this stranger came from, but now Aggro has six cat trees and somehow he's growing catnip in his garden?? He doesn't remember planting it. (Sweetheart came in the middle of the night and planted it.)
-🙊
more sexy next door neighbors?? rubs hands together like a fly
BEST MEETING HANDS DOWN. and im soooo angel 😭
LMAOOOOOOO BAAABE
sweetheart is such a weirdo but that’s why we love them (in reality this would make me avoid them but milo’s braver than me)
@messenger-of-stupidity
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I finished listening to it :3 These are the summaries of each song based on how I heard it:
Overture — idk uhm… kinda blanked out during this one 😅
Chorale — intros of the peoples
A Head Without a Heart — Aphrodite vs Athena; who should we choose and who should we piss off?
Straight Ahead — Full Speed Ahead: Paris Addition; Cassandra, shut the fuck up, the gods won’t get mad at me, you’re crazy😒; Nothings gonna stop me cuz I’m heading straight ahead!!!
What Could Go Wrong? — what could go wrong?; seems even the gods~ must be smiling at me :D; EVERYTHING COULD GO WRONG; PARIS COME DOWN; PARIS!!!!!
Perfect Stranger — oops, Paris seems like he’s gonna die; who lives, who dies?; he’s just a man; he’s~ some perfect stranger~ ��; Paris meets Helen and they fall in love while Paris is fucking dying 🥰
A Long Time Coming — Helen’s marriage is shit, it’s loveless, I don’t like it 😔; it’s been a long time since I fell in love
Business — I hear we share a common enemy, known as Troy; I never forget about… Agamemnon~; nothing but business; its business 😒
The Leader — roll the dice!! I’m nice 😏; WHO CARES HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
Paris in Court — GET OUT; so… who is this, Agamemnon?
Any Fool Could See — IM NOT APHRODITE; GET OFF YOUR KNEES; PARIS, LISTEN!; we must leave, before it’s too late; BRING ME HIS HEAD
Thief in the Night — Kidnapped and caged by a bloody-handed bandit… from TROOOOOOYYYY 😡😡😡; she was my light ☺️, but some thief in the night has taken her and left me blind 😡; the Trojans will RUE THE DAY THEY STOLE MY WIFE 😡😡😡😡
Thoughts of Love — we were meant to be, Helen~; STOP THIS! PARIS I BEG YOU; YOU CAN’T TRUST THE GODS; IM A MURDERER, A TRAITOR!
Trust in Your Heart — trust in your heart~ to show~ the way~ to go; I’m sorry… I can’t guarantee happy endings 😔
Welcome Home — Helen, look! It’s Troy!; welcome home!!; back home so soon~ Odysseus wishes he could get home that fast; oh by the gods… 😒; Paris calls Helen a goddess again; YOU TOOK THEIR QUEEN, PARIS?!?!?!? YOU FUCKING IDIOT, TAKE HER BACK!; no, never, I love her
Hell or High Water — she holds my heart now~ please don’t make me take her back 🥺🥺🥺; YOU LED THE ENEMY RIGHT TO US; BUT I LOVE HER 😣😖
No Turning Back — we don’t stand a chance; there must be a thousand ships!; BUT THEY ARE MEN, THEY CAN BLEED AND DIE; there’s no turning back 😠😠😠😤😤😤
For Better Or Worse — I love you…~ no matter what they say~; Helen and Paris in love 🥰
10 Years On — just instrumental; really nice though
The Greek Camp — DAMN IMMEDIATELY CALLING A SLAVE GIRL A WHORE DAMMMN; ACHILLES PUT THE DAMN SWORD AWAY; is our greatest warrior simpering over a WHORE?; THAT’S IT, IM OUT! FUCK YALL
What Price a Friend — Agamemnon, stop your bitching 😒; Achilles… the blood-stained killer; idk what happened, I zoned out and this guy started talking about murder when I came back 0-0
Love Has Power — through the PASSION and ANGER; LOOOOOOVE HAS POWER; why are all the things that bring you pleasure also bring you pain, wtf man 😔
Two Titans — are you ready to DIE, Hector?; epic music and sword clashing; now I’ve got you!; AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH; you murdering bastard 😡; don’t let him treat my brother with such detain~; yes… yES… YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
The Beggar — what do you want? 😒; ugh, go away; if blood were a currency, you’d be a rich man today!!; you’re no… beggar… 😑; he’s just a stranger~ he is not threat to me; he is nothing… just a stranger; please… let him live…
Ulysses Prayer — I’ve never believed in MAGIC~!; Athena… if you’re really there~ answer this mortal’s prayer…; banger instrumentals; EACH AND EVERY LIVING TROJAN WILL RUE~ THIS DAY!!! RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH; the goddess Athena has shown her hand~; Athena, do your worst. I don’t care~
A Horse With No Rider — this horse with no rider… shall carry us all, Agamemnon; YES! This is a prize that they’ll never resist!; how would you like to spend some time in a horse?; hurry up and get drunk.
Inside Outside — hoho; whose idea was this??; now you’re on the inside~ like inside… of the inside!; waitin to get inside!; we’re scared half to death! 😊; yeah it sounds like suicide!; the accents are so good omg 😭
The Balance Shifts — when will they learn?; you sound saaaaad little princess~; let’s see what happens… when we set it on fire 😈🔥🔥; WE’VE WON!!!; look! They got us a gift! It’s so nice; just what is this thing?; what thing?; THAT thing; OHHHH, the horsey! It’s an offering, of course! :3; I REJECT THE GODS!!! I CHALLENGE THEM!! RAHHH
Oh Paris — oh Paris…; your love was too high a price to pay…; oh Paris… open your eyes…; you should’ve known better 😔; YOU SHOULD’VE KNOWN BETTER!!
Finale — “THE GODS MUST BE… ANGRY WITH ME!”; you THINK?!; WE HAVE NO WHERE TO RUN!; we can’t stay here…; GO!; OWWW—; PARIS!!! GET UP!! YOU CAN’T DIE!!! PARIS NOOOO!!!; I never guarantee… happy endings… I love you…; THERE HE IS!!!; blood and revenge 😈😈; the pride… of a fool; I CAN’T EVEN FIND THE WORDS TO CONSOLE HER; HELEN!; if only I… knew…; sleep now…; my prince… my strength… my love……. my love………… love…; oh, Paris…; aw no, Paris… :(
JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT PARIS THE MUSICAL
LISTENING TO IT WHILE I WAIT FOR THE EPIC LIVESTREAM
#paris the musical#epic the musical#really good!#don't know if I like it better than epic?#still very good! loved it!#this is going in my Hoarding Hole; my Lovely Obsession; and my I'm Not Obsessed - You Are!#those are all spotify playlists btw#:3#I also apologize to my friend who I may have spammed this to...
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head hurts a Bit rn but also no regrets
#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚#LAST NIGHT (super early morning) was so FUN#and also LAST NIGHT (last night)#i played songs the first few minutes tbh like. okay nvm i played songs until the speaker ran out of battery (under an hour!)#first song of the year was flow bcs hell yeah. timed perfectly so that it fits w the 'deep dark far away' and AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH#theres this gaming club im in right. for school. and we have a disc server where i lurk a lot and read basically everything#but usually don't reply GAJRHEJDJBFSJ ANYWAYS they called us numbers and integers and even anons in the chat wtf#kinda funny. took me back to when dad jokes to us abt being B1 and B2 (BANANAS IN PAJAMAS YOOOOO)#okay anyways. man i was really worried thisd be the worst (b)day of my life but so far it's been pretty great. man.#i'm not used to receiving gifts or nice words from others to be frank like uhh outside of the usual customary greetings#i am Also not used to others spending money for me. guhdkfbsjfb. considering i also don't even use it for myself or for others#BUT YEAH .... shocker morning and i think i was kinda hyper ngl. was gonna get a minion but i realized you cant do that anymore#so the minion i wanted was aerith :)) so then yk! i made a joke afterwards haha :))) rip#i'm EVIL. anyways love that friend he's really like a big bro and really fun to talk to and tease#interesting to think abt bcs idk if it's the same for him but! he is our only close friend w a twin. and so are we#and dudes not as close w his (older) twin so i think he and i kinda like. get each other. NOT THAT I'M NOT CLOSE W LUNE but yeah ??#younger twin things! really coincidental tho fr... i even remember being Slightly annoyed by them first meeting. how things change#really glad w this last year tbh bcs i've met a lot of great people and grew more! lots of bad moments too ofc but i super love the good <3#cheers to this next year being hopefully Great despite all the flaws <3 esp bcs uhm. it's. yeah KDHSKDBSK#being a teen is so PAINFUL ...... but it's part of life and a stage i am ever willing to walk ^___^#BUT ANYWAYS LAST NIGHT (EARLY MORNING) THAT WAS SO FUN BUT FUNNY LMFAO#actually uh yikes what#okay something happened HELP i am a bit confused w my dad rn#kinda frustrating tho bcs Bro ... it is my Special Day ...... you cld. yk. be chill ant it
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trying to court you/winning you over w/ bakugou & shinsou!
genre: fluff, “delinquent”/“bad boy” au idk wtf it’s called
say it with me: long live intimidating hot bad boys that try to hard to win the affections of their soon-to-be s/o! LONG LIVE INTIMID-
is this me avoiding finishing my assignment rn, uhm mind ur business this is for me n me only
𝐁𝐀𝐊𝐔𝐆𝐎𝐔 𝐊𝐀𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐈
probably knows of your existence through a friend, most likely that friend winds up being ashido or kirishima.
when and if bakugou takes a liking to you—built off the brief encounters he’s had whenever you’d hang out with his group— it will be known cuz he won’t shut the fuck up about it.
“Oi, you. You said you’re meeting up with (Y/N) at the arcade tomorrow, right? Well, tell ‘em I said hi…”
bakugou’s always making his friends do his dirty work. asking them to throw in a good word or two about him whenever you’re around because he isn’t exactly the most approachable person to waltz up to.
and he knows that you know that. word flows pretty fast around town about how “intimidating” and “misbehaved” bakugou katsuki is.
are they wrong though? absolutely not! he’d just rather not have such labels tarnish his name. especially when he’s trying to get with you.
often whenever mina invites you to grab a bite with them to eat, bakugou always offers to pay for your food. and this detail doesn’t fly under his friends noses.
“Hey, what about me Bakugou? Pay for me too!”
“‘What about me Baku-’ Shut the fuck up Kaminari,” he’d curse, grumbling picking at his food, his cheeks now growing warm at the fact that he was being teased. “Not doing shit for you.”
at some point bakugou would grow tired of having to play broken telephone through his friends in order to get to you, so he’d be straight up and ask you for your number so you can keep in touch more.
would always invite you to hang out with him and him only whenever you’re not busy. whether it be when you finish studying, after work or late at night, bakugou always hits you up.
you’re kinda sketched the absolute fuck out when he brings you to a vacant parking spot at the top of some hill one night with his car.
“Chill out,” he’d say, tugging on your hand to pull you out from the passenger seat, “I just want to show you something. One of my favourite spots in this shit city.”
and to your surprise, bakugou’s brought you to this wondrous lookout spot that overlooks the entire bustling city of tokyo.
the streetlights, apartment buildings, cars, everything could be seen from a bird’s eye view from there.
PLEASE. the whole gesture is so oddly romantic you can’t help but to swoon because????
and the entire time while you’re admiring the view he’s just staring at you with this relaxed, gentle expression on his face— and isn’t being discreet about it whatsoever but hey, let him have it— because wow. YEAH <3
he’s whipped! an absolute fool in love! you’ve got him in your grasp hook, line, and sinker
from that point onward, you’ve grown to be more open and relaxed with bakugou to which he was riddled with pride about because fuck yeah, he did that, all on his own. mhm.
a few months down along the line when you bring the topic up about relationships and dating to bakugou, he’d squint at you, his eyebrows contorted with pure confusion at your question.
“what do you mean, ‘who am i dating?’ thought we made it obvious? i don’t go spending my time or lending my shit to just anybody, you know.”
he might as well be with the countless times he’s labelled you as his whenever other guys would try to get at you.
or how he’d defend your name at the drop of a hat if anyone were to be badmouthing you behind your back.
so yes, he successfully will/has earned his way up to being the number one candidate for being your boyfriend
𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐎𝐔 𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐎𝐒𝐇𝐈
shinsou probably has mutuals in relation to you and would probably need to see you a few times to actually gain interest in you just like bakugou.
if he were to ever catch feelings for you all his friends would know, but you wouldn’t.
verbally, he’s silent about it and doesn’t really discuss such things which makes it difficult for you to decipher how he’s feeling.
but since shinsou’s friends have known him for so long, they pick up on his physical cues. and man, are they hard to miss.
like how the corner of his lips would slowly curl into a smile whenever he sees that his friends would successfully manage to bring you to their outings.
or how he visibly perks up and is all ears whenever your name is dropped
“Oh, you guys are talking about (Y/N), right? Yeah… yeah, they’re nice…”
he’s not discreet about it whatsoever.
has a bit of a record as being known as a player, so he tries to beat away such accusations about how “those didn’t count as real relationships”.
tries to downplay his past flings in hopes that you wouldn’t see him as some kind of fuckboy or whatever. because he swears up and down that he’s not, for you alone that is. everyone else? yeah, good luck <3
shinsou really likes you and tries to see you any chance that he can get.
he’s willing to pass up his time trespassing, skipping classes, and hanging at the skate park with his friends if that means he could see your pretty face.
hell, one day you’d even walk in on the sight of shinsou in your academy’s learning commons.
however, thing is, this mfer doesn’t even go to your school, let alone goes to one in your district.
but there he is, sitting in the library along with his rowdy ass friends fucking around over god knows what.
and the moment he sees you walk in? good-fucking-bye friends <3 he immediately joins you at your secluded table, worming his way into your study time so he could chat it up with you
“You go here? Didn’t even know, small world, huh.”
“Very funny Shinsou.”
honestly he’s such a cutie with his advancements towards you that you’re willing to give him a chance, just to test the waters and see how things go.
#bakugou x reader#shinsou x reader#bakugou katsuki x reader#shinsou hitoshi x reader#bnha imagine#bnha headcanons#bakugou katsuki#shinsou hitoshi
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embarrassing things about them | pt. iv
nekoma
genre/warnings: basically you should stop reading if you don’t want to see me slander your faves. crack!1! & like minimal fluff
kuroo tetsurō
genuinely believes he’s a really good singer but he’s really not
you went to a karaoke bar for your third date since you both loved singing
also karaoke bars are conveniently dim so 😳
he queued his song, took a deep breath, and opened his mouth. you were speechless
he sounded like ice jj fish if you were wondering
“kuroo... what the fuck”
“i know, i’m pretty good right?” “uhm no-”
kai nobuyuki
a guy who pays attention to his health
but a worrywart over small things
his search history is all stuff like “sharp pain in my right side what does this mean” “left foot numb in the middle of the night” “saw a tiny dark spot in corner of my vision am i going to be okay”
tummy hurts a bit too much for a bit too long
he just ends up scaring himself because he always ends up on those sketchy medical sites that tell him he has cancer or some kind of horrible illness
please reassure him 🥺
yaku morisuke
he was 14, felt fresh asf coming home bc! this boy! was single no more! nice!
but he didn’t know how to kiss and he really wanted to impress them
you bet he practiced kissing on his arm
alone in his room ofc. well, until his dad barged in
“hey son, could you-”
he whipped around and shamefully removed his lips from his forearm
his dad?? just?? quietly closed the door?
yamamoto taketora
he’s definitely a fanboy for those girl idol groups (like tōdō from jjk)
he somehow acquired a life sized cardboard cutout of his fave
he keeps her hidden away in his closet bc there’s no way he can leave her out in the open
it gave his mom a FRIGHT when she went in to clean his room omgomgomg
i feel like it warranted a family meeting 💀
kozume kenma
i hc that he probably gets his hair done at a salon (sksj omg can you imagine his cute lil butt sitting in the chair w the cape around him)
anyways his regular guy was on vacation and he desperately needed an appointment
so he decided to pick up a box of hair dye and tried to diy bad decision very bad
he didn’t really know what brand was good or what shade so he just randomly got the first blond colour from a really sus brand but he didn’t know that 😭
listen. he accidentally dyed his hair NEON YELLOW.
highlighter lookin’ ass
he didn’t know wtf to do next and school was hell the next day bc no hats allowed
fukunaga shōhei
so you know how he says little jokes to himself and laughs??
his classmates were like “oi fukunaga, how come you’re always laughing, what’s so funny?”
and shō was real excited to tell his jokes
NO ONE LAUGHED. NOT ONE SOUL. IT WAS AWKWARD. 😐
the only one rolling on the ground in tears was himself
(this is kinda sad i need to compensate bc i lob him)
but years down the line, you ended up sharing his weird humour so he knew you were the one <3
inuoka sō
he’s always hyper and cheerful and loves to help people out!!
so when he was walking in the streets and saw a girl with her hands full drop something, he had to go in there!
he went in there. quite literally. her skirt i mean.
when he crouched down to pick up what she dropped, his head caught onto the hem of her skirt and when he lifted his head back up......
it was an honest mistake!! baby boy would never!! really tragic how it happened really omg please he’s not a pervert please don’t call the cops he’s already so embarrassed
haiba lev
so we all know he’s really tall
and if you’ve ever been to japan, well, it’s not the friendliest place for lanky bean poles like him
especially doorways of trains/subways. doorways in general
bumps his head in front of people so much
sometimes really hard too how does he not get concussions???
sometimes gets a big bump on his forehead before he even arrives at school
is that why he’s such a dumb dumb?
part i | part ii | part iii | part iv
taglist: @sparkykatsuki
#nekoma#haikyuu!!#haikyuu headcanons#haikyuu#kuroo tetsuro#kozume kenma#kai nobuyuki#yaku morisuke#yamamoto taketora#fukunaga shohei#inuoka sou#haiba lev#hq hcs#nekoma headcanons#hq crack#haikyuu crack#jia writes#fresh out the queue#it’s getting hard to think of embarrassing things gahhh
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andie.... had been planning on climbing back out the window. but she has a feeling that if she does that this fireman will think she really is on drugs and will just freak out, or try to grab her, or something equally unhelpful. (understandably unhelpful, she understands that this can be a very wtf is going on moment, but unhelpful nonetheless.) she steps away from the window.
"uhm? no i'm not on drugs. but look, i can see how it might seem that way! but, i mean- look at me?" she waves up and down her body, where her white and pink spider-suit is on clear display.
is he believing any of this? unlikely. who knows, maybe her costume screams hey, i'm on drugs more than it does wow a superhero! or maybe they don't have superheroes in los angeles. "i'm not from around here. do you not have superheroes around here?"
anyway, she needs to move past the superhero and superpowers blah blah it's all real stage of this conversation. she takes another step forward. "look, it's very nice to meet you. i'm lovebug—i'm a superhero and i can stick to walls and stuff. please don't freak out." she's watching him closely. this next bit is tricky, but this seems like a reasonable man who has seen enough weird shit that a girl sticking to walls won't be too outlandish. hopefully?
she jumps deftly and with one arm outstretched, presses her fingers to the ceiling. and low and behold—she sticks there! "please just believe me so we can find out who actually called 911?"
Danger sense - Bobby's gonna love this. So is Chimney, for different reasons. Only one of them right now will find this amusing, but Buck knows cap will come around to the humor after this is a bit paperwork that's been filed away and dealt with. According to Bobby, the best call stories are ones that are well into the past. Honestly, he probably only told Buck to get him to quiet giving play-by-plays of calls they'd just attended to on the way back to the firehouse his probie year.
Buck glances a quickly behind him. No signs, or sounds, of Chimney or Bobby. Just great - of course, Chim left this all on him. Bobby doesn't require a personal escort. Whatever. Dwelling on that won't help him now.
"Hey," he says, holding up both hands, the universal gesture to not appear so imposing. Buck knows he's a big guy. "If this is some drug thing, we really don't care. We're not cops - all we want to do is help. You can be honest," he urges."
#this thread is soooooo silly to me poor buck#fyrewalks#AIN'T NOBODY IN THIS ROOM ALONE — threads#VOL 1: LOVE IS HERE TO STAY — main verse
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ship your mutuals !!
i got an ask about thiS BUT THE INBOX IS BEING ANNOYING SO I’M ANSWERING IT HERE INSTEAD BAHAHAH
aaaa i have?? waaay too many?? uhm i'm just gonna do the ones i’ve most recently interacted with!! 'm sorry if you aren't on here but sis i gotta get sht done today 😩😩 n anon i hope you're havin' a spankin' great dayyy!!
@inumxkikun + azumane asahi !! - askjabha i know i've never paired you w him?? but just imagine waking up w him every morning while you two walk to work, or being able to see this huge giant be a real softie once he gets home to you?? and he'd literally meet every expectation okay he loves you to pieces and treat you so well wtf
@elektrosonix + ryunosuke tanaka !! - LUISHLIUSI I KNOW I DID YOUR MATCHUP N EVERYTHING ALREADY BUT??? okay. it is not okay. on how much i ship you two. like. i was watching haikyuu and said "ha that's elek's boyfr- wAIT A MINUTE-" it's the way that he dries your hair and does matching face masks and calls you princess while you two watch romcoms IUHSLIUHCIUH AND HE DEFINITELY CRIES IN SAD DOG MOVIES @missmorosis + izuku midoriya !! - I’M SO SORRY IF THIS IS GETTING ANNOYING BUT?? YOU TWO?? MAKE ME SO HAPPY?? YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND it’s the way that if you were in the show, he’d do that inner-monologue and say “i have to do it, for my loved ones, for the people who’ve guided me, and-” AND THEN IT DOES THAT STEREOTYPICAL ANIME THING WHERE IT PANS THE CLIPS OF THOSE PEOPLE?? yeah so there’s you know, his mom, all might (as a father-figure), a few heroes, aND MOROSIS OH LOOK AT THAT YOU’RE THERE TOO AND THEN THE SLOW BURN BEGINS
@euphorically-bisexual + ms. joke !! - SBHCBS OKAY I KNOW I’VE SHIPPED YOU ALREADY,, BUT I- SHE- GOD imagine coming home to her waiting with open arms while you two watch romcoms?? and she’s also definitely bi so you two probably had your first kiss while jamming to the neighborhood or sum and then danced together afterwards AUDHACUA AND THEN YOU TWO JUST JAM TOGETHER OKAY I THINK IT’S NEAT
@aki-galaxy + denki kaminari !! - good lord it’s the way he greets you with the best hug in the entire world when you get home, and how he’d call you beautiful ALL THE TIME while the two of you dance in the kitchen?? and when he struggles w academics you have this study group with mina, jirou, sero, and kaminari altogether and you just. lead them. with momo. it’s amazing and he’d love you so much.
@cherriesradio + tobio kageyama !! - SHHHH I KNOW I KNOW IT’S DIFFERENT BUT SHSBCSHB HE’D TREAT YOU SO WELL OKAY I CAN SEE THE ARC HAPPENING NOW, yOU COMFORTING HIM WHEN HE FEELS INSECURE AND HIM DOING THE SAME?? no you don’t understand it’s the way HE LISTENS?? TO YOU?? and he becomes a better person as he hangs more around you?? how he’ll ask the team to help if you’re ever struggling??
@dearkousei + sawamura daichi !! - SLUHFSUI OKAY SHH HEAR ME OUT PLEASE daichi would be the person with the childhood friends to lovers arc who waited for you to tie your shoe while everyone else went on. anD WHEN YOU TWO GET OLDER??? boom you two just become so close while it’s just,,, being best friends?? WITH your boyfriend?? and he geniunely cares about yoU HE DRINKS HIS RESPECT WOMEN JUICE OKAY
@artof-apollo + me - SO BASICALLY- + denki kaminari !! - THIS IS PROBABLY BC I’VE DONE THE DENKI ANON (DO YOU WANT HIM BACK TODAY DARLING) bUT shhHHHh it’s the way he will SCREAM bout how amazing he thinks you are to the entire world while he gets you two matching crop tops or sum and dance in the rain. or the sun. i don’t know your weather there. bUT THEN HE LOVES RUNNING UP TO YOU AND GIVING YOU THE BIGGEST HUG N HHHHNNN
@cathwritestragediesnotsins + me !! - okay darling let me just say that if i knew you in person i’d come up to you and give you every single kiss in the world because it’S WHAT YOU DESERVE AND WE COULD HAVE LIKE?? TEA?? LIKE APPLE CIDER TEA OR SUM IN THE FALL WHILE IT’S COLD OUTSIDE AT A CAMPFIRE AND WATCH THE STARSFEYFUYEGY okay but also jirou!!! she’d treat you so well wtf and you two would be able to sing together and dance as much as you wanted while you two go shopping
@izukxnnie + mina ashido !! - HBHAJHBCHJ NONO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND OKAY it’s the way,, that the confession,, was by accident. completely. mina slipped up and when you said “bye!” she texted back “ily” anD YOU SAID “ilyt” and then with that you could hear her SCREAM from the third-year dorms while she ran up to you and gave you a kith (w consent ofc ofc), okay? okay have a nice day
@floralkawa + hajime iwaizumi !! - UGH YOU TWO WOULD BE SUCH A HOT COUPLE WTF no bc it’s the way that he helps you with all of your school work and reminds you to take breaks, and how you and the other third years of the team spend so much time together thAT NO ONE?? KNOWS?? WHO’S DATING WHO?? and then iwa’s just “aight babes let’s go” and it’s four in the morning when he takes you to a gas station and you two have a few snacks at the park meant for two year olds
OKAY THAT’S ALL I CAN MANAGE TODAYYY!! have a lovely day babes
#kme: inumxkikun#kme: elektrosonix!#kme: dearkousei#kme: artof apollo!#kme: missmorosis#kme: euphorically-bisexual!#kme: aki-galaxy#kme: cherriesradio!#kme: cathwritestragediesnotsins!#kme: floralkawa!#kme: izukxnnie#ellie ships her moots
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I.O.U
*Disclaimer: pardon my english, and hmm yeah this whole wtf writing :). There's part 2*
24th December.
We agreed to meet at his dorm. This was my first time coming to his place and of course i was very nervous. I knew i had to be careful since there were a lot of his fans and reporters wandering around his dorm. So, i dressed myself as a staff. I have met his manager and thankfully he liked me and agreed for us to spend time at his dorm. He gave me his other id card so i can enter the building. I rang the bell and immediately welcomed by Kun. "Uhm, hello.." , i awkwardly greeted since we had never spoken before. "HEY YANGYANG! Your guest is here. And by the way nice to meet you, he has told me bout you. Please come in, y/n!", Kun said while opening the door widely. I thanked him and entered the living room which connected to the kitchen. Kun went to the kitchen to prepare me a drink and while he was doing that we got to know about each other a little bit more. He was speaking korean since i said i didn't understand chinese. "Don't get me wrong, but you look very young.., what line are you, " he asked. "Uhm.. 03 line.., and thank you for the tea," i blushed and drank the tea he gave me. At this moment, i started to search where Yangyang was. I wanted to asked Kun but it would just make me look impatient. "Hii!! Y/N!!!!" Yangyang startled me with a back hug. I spilled the hot tea i was drinking to my hand. "Ouch! I'm sorry.. let me clean this up," i said. I got up immediately cause i wanted to stop Kun who looked kinda panic in front of me. "Aye! Let me take care of her, she's MY guest," Yangyang said while snitching a paper towel from Kun's hand. "Baby.. you okay? Why did you say sorry? I'M sorry..," Yangyang held my hand and cleaned the table. The tea wasn't that hot so i was obviously fine, just a bit embarrassed. Kun was smiling across the counter seeing Yangyang. He would never thought his baby called a girl "baby" and even more surprised to see him cleaning up a mess. Kun left us and went to his room. "You really are a surprise, aren't you," i said smilingly to Yangyang. He smiled back and laughed. We walked to the sofa. "So.. wanna watch? You pick," he said. And so since it was Christmas eve, i picked a romance Christmas movie. He wasn't a particular fan of romance movies like me so he was kinda bored. Yangyang suddenly stood up and went somewhere. It made me question myself "is the movie really that boring?". My heart sank a little bit. Then he came from his room, with a blanket and snacks. Wayv dorms was always known to never run out of snacks. He put the snacks on the table and sat right beside me again. "Sorry for leaving you, it's just you look like you're cold," he said softly. I was. Or maybe it was just the awkward situation. He pat his lap telling me to rest my head on his. His legs was very bony so i laughed quietly. "What are you laughing about," he asked smiling and fixing his gaze on me who was resting in his lap. "Nothing, i'm just really happy right now. You. You are all that i need. We don't have to continue the movie you know," i said. "Thank god. I thought we stuck in this awkwardness forever, " he answered. He kissed my forehead and played with my hair. I sat up since his hand was around my waist giving me sign to sit up. He guided me to sit on his lap. He kissed me on the lips while caressing my back. After a while of making out, i pulled back. It was around midnight then. I searched his present in my bag. I bought him a bracelet the day before. It was expensive and i had to save my money for a month to buy that. "I don't know if you'll like it, but please take my Christmas present for you, " i said quietly and handing over the gift box to his hand. "Baby.. thank you, " he opened the box and put his iconic wide smile. "I know you don't celebrate Christmas, but still, Merry Christmas my dear. You made this Christmas eve the most beautiful night of my life. I owe you a Christmas present. Today i'll make it up to you. Be ready for my plans baby," Yangyang whispered those to my ears. I kissed him as a response and slowly drifting away of tiredness. The next morning, it was Christmas. I woke up.
In the couch. In his dorm. "Fuck! Why did i fall asleep here," spontaneously cursing myself in my head. I looked around and realized i was left alone. "You up? Good morning!" Yangyang brightly jumped out of nowhere. "Gosh.. you know i shouldn't have stayed here. You should have waken me up, " i said. "Well I'm sorry grumpy baby.. and btw it was safer for you to sleep here. Seeing you out from the building around midnight would be kinda suspicious you know," he said teasingly. He had some points. "Are the others okay with me staying over like this, i feel really bad right now..," i was suddenly full of guilt. "Hey it's just us and Kun and he said it was okay," he reassured me. He explained that the others went home for the holidays. He lightly fixed my hair and kissed me to wake me up fully. He put his arm around my shoulder. "So about the plans today.. oh, before that, we go to your apartment first to take a shower and dress up, and then breakfast baby," he laughed. He drove me to my apartment. He made himself at home while i took a shower and got ready. "Okay?" i asked while showing my white dress that i purposely bought for today. "You look very pretty, baby. You look pretty with or without that dress, like later tonight, " Yangyang teased. "What?" i blushed. I took my coat and went out. We went out to get brunch next. We went to a German restaurant that he liked. "So about that plans you talked about last night? Can you tell me about it, " i asked teasingly. "No, all secret baby. Just wait and see..," he answered. We arrived at the restaurant and immediately found a seat. I ordered a german pancake and he ordered a brunch package. We ate and talked lightly. "Actually.. you kinda scared me last night" he said. " You suddenly collapsed and i thought you passed out, " he laughed. "Really? Gosh.. i think i was really tired this past few days," i said. "I know baby, i glad this day finally come and you can ease yourself with me." Yangyang said it sweetly while looking into my eyes. He paid and we went out to the car. "Hehe.. you're coming shopping with me finally," he childlishly smiled. "Oh? Okay then. I wanna see how much you really spend on your fashion, " i laughed. At this moment my heart was just racing. I was happy but at the same moment i was scared also. This. This date. This whole relationship. It was all on the line for this day. We arrived at Galleria. We walked separately since it was kinda risky. No, really risky. He looked around and bought some stuff for himself. And suddenly, i saw a camera shooting towards him. I knew i had to go further from him. I texted him the situation and that i waited for him in a cafe. I knew Yangyang never checked his phones in public so yeah i just hoped he realized me missing. I spent my time calming myself and practiced looking normal despite feeling anxious. Around half an hour passed he texted me and said he would be over in a minute. He knew that this would happened so he took it normally. He went to the cafe and we walked to the car. We lost the cameras in the crowd and arrived at the basement safely together. I was sorry but i couldn't say a word at that time. "Hey hey, what's wrong," he said worrily. "I'm sorry for leaving you i just.." my words were cut by his kiss. "No, i know you do that for us, not just for you, but to protect me also. Thank you baby," he said sweetly. My worries immediately went away hearing his words. I smiled at him to make him know that he made me feel fine that time. He gave me some jokes. Well I laughed at the littlest things so he was happy hearing me laugh at every of his jokes. "Where are we going?" i asked. "Patient, baby. This one is a surprise for you," he said. We arrived at an art gallery. "Huh?" I questioned. "Christmas is all about home right? We went to a german restaurant so now we're going to your home, " he explained. I rarely shared my childhood stories with him but i remembered one time when we talked about Ten's art, i told him that my parents used to have an art gallery back home. It had been 5 years since i moved
to Korea and my parents sold our house and the gallery. This place made me miss my old home really bad. My eyes were teary without me realizing. "Oh, i would never expected this from you. Thank you," i smiled to him. We walked inside and went around. The whole time i was really emotional and distracted. We went out and went in to gallery's cafe. I sat while he ordered us drinks. "The life i had was something.. special. There are not many children who has lived in an "artfull" life. Me and my sister had to attend so many parties back then. The real life of art galleries starts when exhibitions come up. The live, the art, the people.. it was so overwhelming for two girls who knew nothing. People always know that art galleries are quiet and boring. I guess i'm just grateful that i got to see the other side of it. And i would really like to show it to you," i said. He listened to me whole-heartedly and said, "I would love that. I would love to meet your parents too!" he teased. I playfully pouted at him. He always knew how to brighten up the mood. We then walked around for food. We decided to come in a warm soup restaurant. Eating korean food already tasted like a home food for me right now. It was around 7 pm. We walked around a river next to the gallery. There was no one in sight so i was really comfortable at that time. I linked my arms around his. We walked without saying anything. The silence wasn't awkward yet it was truly comforting. All i felt was his warmth and company, to know that there was someone i loved and loved me back walking right next to me, was more than enough. We stop to take a sit when suddenly snow fell. "Wah, the first snow fell on the perfect time, " he turned to me. "It's really beautiful, every first snow feels like the first time for me seeing snow, " i said while touching a snow that dropped in front of me. "It looks just like in romance movies," i laughed teasing him. He turned away his head jokingly. Suddenly he turned back his head and kissed me unaware. I snuggled to his lean body and warmed myself in his arms. I wished this moment could last forever. We continued our walk in the snow and back to our car. He warmed the car since it was getting really colder. "We still have one more on the list, you still up?" he asked, concerning if i was tired. "Let's go! Wherever it is., " i said brightly. He drove again to some place. We got to a night theme park. We were a little bit hungry so we went to get fish shaped bread first. "This is perfect for the weather," i said. "I know right," he playfully said and round his arms around my shoulder. He took me to an ice rink there. Neither of us could skate well so we were stumbling against each other. I took this quiet funny. We didn't skate long because of the cold so we went to a ferris wheel. I didn't tell him that i was scared of height. He was known to be a fearless boy so i just wanted to keep up with him. I expected this to be so romantic and i was very excited. We went into a booth and sat across each other. We had a small talk about the plans we did that day until our booth was almost at the top. I started getting very scared and held the chair tightly. He noticed that and moved right next beside me. He took me in his arms and i sank my face in his chest. The floor booth was from glass and my legs were getting really shaky. He held me tight as i was something breakable and whispered, "Are you okay now?" I lifted my head to see his face and nod with a smile. "I didn't want to tell you cause uhm, i want to spend every minutes of this day with you, like this..," i said to him. "I know baby, i know," he teased while fixing my beanie. The booth reached the top and he sat me up to kiss me. "Today was all perfect. Thank you baby. But today isn't over yet, " he smirked to tease me. The booth finally went back to the ground and we got off. It was 10 pm right then and we drove back to my apartment. I knew he was gonna stay over but i told him to anyways just to make him sure i was alright with it. I turned on my heater and prepared him a hot cocoa
while he looked around seeing my plushies. "A lamb huh?" he holds a lamb plushie that i had since i was a baby. "Yeah. It is the first toy i have. He's my first "yang", jealous?" I teased him. "Well I'm here now, so you just gotta back off okay," he said it to the toy jokingly. I laughed and handed him a cup of hot cocoa. I left him to take a shower and changed into my pajama. After i finished, he also took a shower and put on clean clothes he always had in his car. We got into my bed. We cuddled immediately since the sheet were pretty cold. "I love you," he whispered. "24 hours isn't enough for all the plans i have in my head for you." "Then, how about tomorrow and the rest of the holiday? It feels like Christmas every time I'm with you.." i said reassuring him. -SMUT- I kissed him this time and his eyes brightened up immediately. He sat up and leaned on the headboard. I sat around his legs. He hold my waist while i kissed him slowly, yet burning him. He pulled his hands off my waist and started unbuttoning my pajamas. I stopped and kinda took a few seconds to fully aware the situation we were getting to. I nodded at him before he fully unbuttoned my shirt. He took his time feeling every button and it made me really impatient. I tug his short and he gave me this question full look, "Aye baby, all good things come to those who wait." He kissed my neck while unclasping my bra and pulling down my pants. He covered me with a blanket so i didn't get cold. I pulled up his shirt and sank to his chest, feeling his warmth. He turned me around so i was laying on the bed right now with him hovering me. He playfully played with the seams of panty and occasionally rub my sensitive spot. I squinted my eyes in pleasure and anticipation. "Don't close your eyes, i want to see all of you," he teased. I hit his arms lightly and pouted. He tried to pull of my panty but i stopped it with crossing my legs. He showed a confused look, a bit of scared look in his eyes. I was embarrassed to say this but i said it anyway, "It's my first, i have never gone this far with a boy before..," hiding my face with a pillow. "Oh? Do you want to continue? Cause we can stop if you feel uncomfortable and i'm truly okay with, no lie," he said. I wanted this and there would be no other perfect day to do this. He smiled and whispered me that he would be very gentle and careful not to hurt me. He took off my the last piece of clothing i had and took a few second of himself. My cheek felt like it was burning and even in this weather i didn't feel cold at all. He caressed my thighs while kissing parts of my body from the top. He put his finger in front of my mouth telling me to wet it. I sucked on his finger and he had that smug look on his face. He put one finger on the opening, "Relax baby, it will hurt if you don't relax. " I was nervous but he stroked my hairs gently, kissed my forehead, and made all my fears go away. He finally put one finger inside. I moaned in pain and the new kind of pleasure i was feeling. He checked if i was okay before moving the finger gently. His thumb was circling around my bud while his other hand held my nape. Not long i started feeling the pleasure highly building and i knew about this feeling. "Yangyang... Please.. uh..i think I'm about to come," i said heavily, murmuring under my breath. "Come for me baby..," he said. He hit a triggering spot inside me and speeded up his pace. And that was it, i came for the first time. "We haven't even started baby.. " he teased with a smug look on his face. I came down from my high and slowed my breath. He positioned himself down so his head was between my legs now. He spread my knees wide enough that i scrunched his shoulder. "Hold it for me, " he said before he licked my slit and entered his tounge inside me until i started building up pleasure again. "Ahh.. stop.. oh Yangyang.. it's.. so.. good..," i said. The pleasure reached the top again and it was more overwhelming than the one before. I screamed out his name, "I'm gonna cum... please," while distorting my facial expression. He
circled my clit with his thumb and i came for the second time. My legs felt like jelly and i barely had enough energy to open my eyes. He removed his clothes, all of them and quickly grabbed protection from his wallet. He put on the condom on his shaft that was already tensioned. He once again relaxed me down, knowing i was nervous without telling it to him. He positioned his shaft right on my entering. He stroked my hair and kissed me. "Tell me if it's too much, okay?" he whispered. I closed my eyes and grabbed the sheet while he pushed in slowly into me. He checked me first before pushing it deeper inside. He always brushed my head every time i let out a voice of pain. He was very caring and careful as if i was made of porcelain. "You did good baby.. Tell me if you're ready," he said. He kept his inside for awhile while i was adjusting the unfamiliar feeling. I nodded as a approval and he moved it slowly. The little pain that i was feeling turned into pleasure. He builded up his speed and i was losing my mind once again. "I can't.. please.. oh Yangyang, " i moaned his name again and again shamelessly. "Together baby, " he said. His breath was out of control and my name slipped between his groan. We came. I felt like all of my inner energy bursted out. He removed himself from me and cleaned up. He then searched for a clean towel. "Baby let me clean you up quick then you can sleep, " he said. After that he put me my pajamas back and tug me to bed. I was too tired that i didn't remember what he did after that since i passed out.
#wayv imagines#wayv scenarios#yangyang#wayv yangyang#wayv smut#nct fluff#wayv fluff#nct smut#nct scenarios#nct imagines
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wolf!male!reader confessing to the savanaclaw boys w/ baked goods
@nikis-restaurant asked: yo yo yo! if possible i'd love to request hcs of the Savanaclaw boys with a wolf!male!reader who's in the same dorm, is v cheerful, enjoys baking sweets and ends up confessing to them with a cake (or another baked good of some kind) in their favorite flavor? i've thought this was a super cute lil' idea and i've had it in my head for weeks but w/o any idea how to go about requesting it to someone ww
this is so cute aaa!! tysm for requesting this!! i’ll do my best to make you all die over how incredibly cute the savanaclaw boys are (even though they’re supposed to be the most manly lololol)
♡
leona kingscholar
you’ve been crushing on your senpai for quite sometime now
being a first year, you didn’t see him often in classes, but you saw him plenty in the savanaclaw dorms and early magift practices
due to having such a hard time approaching him, you decided it was best for you to bake something for him (one of your specialties!)
you weren’t too sure if he was going to like sweets or any kind of fruit pie (seeing as he hates vegetables you figured he wouldn’t be such a big fan of fruits too) and so you baked a meat pie especially for him
you delicately placed the pie in a basket along with a letter
luckily he was currently in magift club so you sneaked into his room and placed the basket on top of a table (after moving all of his cluttered stuff)
before you left, you quickly cast a spell on it so that it would stay warm throughout the day and so that it doesn’t spoil
you then quickly made your escape and retreated to your own room
that afternoon, leona came back from magift club with a sore body and honestly, he was just ready to pass out
however before reaching his bed, a heavenly aroma filled his nose and it led him all the way to a table (which he actually forgot he had because he dumped basically all of his stuff on top of it)
he saw a basket he never saw before and just decided to see the contents inside. it was a perfectly baked meat pie with a letter resting beside it
dear: leona-senpai, you may not know me...that much...well, this is (y/n), a first year. senpai i look up to you a lot! you’re an amazing magift player! you’d do anything to reach your goals! i aspire to be like you senpai! i...like you a lot senpai! please accept this meat pie i baked especially for you! we don’t have any classes together, and i know how busy you must be being the dorm leader, so i decided to bake this for you! you must be tired so why not wind down and enjoy :)) signed, (y/n)
was this a confession? he thought to himself but smiled anyways. he folded the letter carefully (something which would shock ruggie if he saw him do this) and placed it in his pocket
all the savanaclaw students had the daily, early morning magift training and you were lined up with all the other students
unlike usual where he would just be watching by the sidelines leona stepped forward and stood in front of all the students
“(y/n) (l/n).” you flinched “follow me.” you followed him with a confused look while he left ruggie to take care of the rest of the students
once you two were in the bleachers, he sat down and pulled you down to sit beside him. “thank you for the treat yesterday. it was amazing.”
“ah, it was nothing.” “by the way...the letter...” your eyes widened. “you’re right...i don’t know much about you.”
he then suddenly rested his head against your shoulder and slowly started to drift off to sleep “let’s change that”
was that an indirect reply to your confession..? oh well, that didn’t really matter. all you could do was stay perfectly still while your crush leaned their head against your shoulder and well, of course you stared at his beautiful, sleeping figure multiple times
ruggie and jack would be like wtf but eh they’d be chill with it
ruggie would lowkey highkey take pictures to blackmail leona lol
ruggie bucchi
you were cooped up in the kitchen, currently making donuts for your senpai and crush, ruggie
you planned to ask him later that afternoon when he’s done with all his tasks to enjoy donuts with you
as soon as you were done with the batter, you heard the door to the kitchen creak open
“oii! (y/n)! nice seeing you here!” your eyes widened and you tried your best to come up with a decent lie if he asked
“uwaaaa, what are you making?” “just some batter to fry some things later!” you were a horrible liar “what about you senpai? what are you doing here?” “leona-san asked for some recipe they used to cook at the palace all the time. so here i am.”
he got started on cooking the meal and left you a little confused, dazed, and flustered
the whole kitchen was quiet and it was that way for the remainder of the time you two were there
you put the donuts in the fryer and had prepared the icing, by then ruggie was almost done with whatever leona asked him to make
when you were done dipping all your donuts in various different icing, ruggie was about to leave the room before you called out to him “uhm, ruggie-senpai! if you don’t mind...do you wanna join me for some donuts in the botanical garden...?”
he looked shocked for a while before chuckling. “sure! i’ll meet you in ten minutes!” he then scurried off to give the dorm leader his order
you started to make your way to the botanical garden and set a little picnic-like setting for both you and ruggie
“wow (y/n)! this looks amazing!” “eheh, thanks!”
you both started to munch on your homemade donuts and ruggie was complimenting you after every bite he could
“you know ruggie-senpai, i could continue doing this for you if you want. i’ll do even more things than just bake for you. i’ll be there every step of the way!! because...well...i like you...” you whispered the last part
ruggie paused before he bursted into laughter
“you sure are an interesting fella, (y/n).” his laughter died down. “but...i’ll consider...”
jack howl
being jack’s best friend all your life, you knew something was wrong with him throughout the week. he was much more moody, quiet, and distant.
you wanted him to forget whatever he was thinking about and just make his mood better
so you took it upon yourself to bake a pear compote pie especially for you best friend...and crush
you admitted that you had this ‘little’ crush on jack since you were both really young, and you decided to confess today out of all days to just hopefully make him think about something else than whatever he was thinking about
you happily skipped to your shared room with the pear compote pie in your hands. once you entered, jack’s ears twitched and his tail started wagging
this made you smile and chuckle slightly. “i made your favorite...” you took a seat beside him in your shared work table. you started to cut pieces of the pie for him and just admired him while he was eating
“what?” “eh? what what?” “you’re staring” “OH! sorry!”
“jack, what’s wrong” he looked up from the plate. “huh?” “you’ve been kind of...off this past week. is everything alright?”
jack placed the plate down and scooted closer to you
“i’ve just been really homesick...” but his little frown turned into a smile. “but (y/n), you being here reminded me that...a little part of home will always be here with me. from your amazing, signature, pear compote pie to...well...you being here beside me.”
“and i’ll continue to be with you every step of the way, jack.” you placed your hand on his cheek. you took a deep breath. you were finally going to tell him. after all these years.
“jack...listen...i really think--” you felt a pair of lips crashing onto your’s, the taste of pear compote infiltrating your mouth
when you both pulled away, jack started to chuckle
“you really think i wouldn’t know? after all these years? come on (y/n), i know everything about you. besides, you really need to improve your lying skills.”
“NO FAIR! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SAPPY AND CHEESY AND--” “there, there. at least you got a kiss.”
he was right. at least you got a kiss from the love of your life :))
♡
its 12.50am here and im screaming over the latest chapter of owari no seraph omg ;-; mika and yuu AAAAAAAAAAAA MY BABIESSS anyways enough of me rambling lol,, i will update ‘wish upon a star’ chapter 2 tomorrow! have a good morning/day/noon/afternoon/evening/night/early morning wherever you are in the world! and remember to stay safe!
love, a♕
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okay wait, i changed my mind. you should answer all of these questions as well, if that's what you want from me >:)
oof there's a lot of it, that's what i get for wanting to be ✨aesthetic✨
1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?
vowels (and the importance of being me) - hunny
honeypie - jawny
pretty young thing - michael jackson
mirrors - justin timberlake
sunflower - red orange county
paradise - rude-a
2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
a therapist.
ok someone else.. uhh,, my grand grandma because i only have scratches of memories but i dunno if that counts since she passed away...
*rummages through ancient scripts* uhh ok someone who isn't dead.. uhm,, tommie? yeah I'd like to meet them if i could meet anyone on earth
3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
ok, the closest german, english or polish book? nvm i have english
"suddenly was. So I just said thank you a few times too, and Mum" ironically this is one of the normal lines in this book
4: What do you think about most?
the fact that I'll have to do something after school. and I don't know if i want to go to college or get a job bc i have no legitimate idea on what to do with my life. it gets overwhelming, just the lack of knowledge about the actual experience.
5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?
Ok
6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
with, tho i sleep with just shorts in summer
7: What’s your strangest talent?
not sure if it's a talent, but i can fall asleep anywhere
8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)
girls are pretty. boys are pretty
9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?
by me, yes. no one else has written a poem about me specifically. nvm, tommie wrote one and it shall rest on my wall, or desk, i need to find a place for it
10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?
uhh i think last month?
11: Do you have any strange phobias?
i don't think so, but i am hella afraid of the possibly gigantic, terrifying things in the ocean depths that humans haven't discovered yet
12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
yep, beloved legos as a lil child
13: What’s your religion?
i can't ever remember the name, but i believe gods (from all religions) exist in some way or form. so i believe in different pantheons and etc.
14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
walking my doggo, skateboarding, thinking about how to make the lives of my characters worse
15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
behind it.
16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
uhmm the arctic monkeys? or the strokes
17: What was the last lie you told?
i know what i want
18: Do you believe in karma?
yes, the rule of three specifically
19: What does your URL mean?
i don't know. it's something me and my sis came up with and that's just my whole identity now.
20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
uhh greatest weakness.. i can't finish things. strength is that I'm very stubborn so maybe I'll finish that thing out of spite
21: Who is your celebrity crush?
i grew up thinking crushes were like unicorns. my ex was odd enough to argue with that i didn't love her if i didn't have a crush on her. but I think if i had to guess.. selena gomez, especially in the role of alex russo in wizard of weverly street
22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
nope
23: How do you vent your anger?
i write angry letters. sometimes they're sad letters. i write a lot of letters. except i never send them out and no one made a movie about them :}
24: Do you have a collection of anything?
jars and witchy bottles, books? scented candles
25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
phone calls are stressful enough as is, i don't need you to see my reading off what i frantically wrote to not stumble over my words
26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?
i think so, yes, but that won't stop me from becoming better
27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?
hate flies buzzing right by my ear, love cat purring
28: What’s your biggest “what if”?
what if I'd been born in a place where it was illegal for me (nonbinary) to live, in a time when others thought of me as a curse?
29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
they be chilling.
30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
right arm, doggo, left arm, pillow
31: Smell the air. What do you smell?
fresh air and doggo, because doggo is with me and I can't live without open windows
32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?
i dunno tbh
33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?
which one is less homophobic?
34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
every gender is my opposite gender. selena gomez and justin timberlake
35: To you, what is the meaning of life?
to make it easier for people down the line
36: Define Art.
make thing, thing goes woo
37: Do you believe in luck?
yis
38: What’s the weather like right now?
it's nice actually, very sunny, slight breeze
39: What time is it?
12.59 am
40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
i don't, but i once crashed into a fire department vehicle with my bike. bike ded.
41: What was the last book you read?
Crooked Kingdom by Leigh Bardugo
42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?
i legit ass don't know what gasoline smells like.
43: Do you have any nicknames?
many variations of my name, aka. Luce
44: What was the last film you saw?
i think it was Robin Hood: King of Thieves, but it might have been that half of spider-man homecoming i managed to watch with my poor internet
45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?
oh man i dunno... it's not an injury, but i was very sickly as a lil kid and almost died :)
46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?
once, years ago
47: Do you have any obsessions right now?
hmmm horizon zero dawn i think
48: What’s your sexual orientation?
proud pansexual ^^
49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?
not really, i don't think they're big enough to be actual rumors,, meh
50: Do you believe in magic?
yis
51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
meh. they suck, i know they suck, that's it.
52: What is your astrological sign?
cancer ♋
53: Do you save money or spend it?
i attempt saving. attempt
54: What’s the last thing you purchased?
for my own money, sweets. i bought lizards for my cats so they can brush their teeth from my dad's amazon acc
55: Love or lust?
luv
56: In a relationship?
nope, i buy my own cookies
57: How many relationships have you had?
1, kinda toxic toward the end, very stressful, don't recommend
58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
nu ><
59: Where were you yesterday?
on the fields walking my doggo
60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
yep, a pastel pink hoodie in my closet uwu
61: Are you wearing socks right now?
yis, thicc warm socks
62: What’s your favourite animal?
cats
63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
cuddles and food.
64: Where is your best friend?
bold of you to assume i have a best friend.
65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.
tommie-hildebrandt, kageyuji, nekomas-kuroo, joyful-soul-collector
66: What is your heritage?
I'm a demon boi from Poland tho that's not a thing to be proud of, i mean, look at the economy. awful.
67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?
sleeping, trying to sleep.
68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?
Pinkton. or Satan.
69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
this is such an odd combination of words i had to look it up. yea.
70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
a friend who won't laugh at me when i ask them to order smth for me because I'm too anxious to.
71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
excuse me? i am saving the doggo wtf. f u boss, I'm gonna sell my tragic story to the news.
72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
a) i tell my parents. b) live the hell out of them uwu c) nope uwu.
73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
trust.
74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
history maker - dean fujioka :]
75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
3332
76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
communication, trust, some more communication.
77: How can I win your heart?
let's not pretend to be something else to please each other, and bring some bitter chocolate.
78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?
maybe. it could. i don't have a say in it since my sanity is held by tape.
79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
eat the pizza. stop caring about others not liking me/parts of me. just living for myself uwu.
80: What size shoes do you wear?
uh i dunno how the american sizes work and i don't wanna look it up so, 39, 40 fits too.
81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
demon boi
82: What is your favourite word?
socks.
83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
the bloody organ that sits in your chest and pumps blood into your body so you don't die.
84: What is a saying you say a lot?
uhm im not sure if that counts as a saying, but fake it till you make it
85: What’s the last song you listened to?
blinding lights - the weeknd
86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?
oh a normal question people use for ice breaking, sea blue and pastel variations of it.
87: What is your current desktop picture?
like my wallpaper? or the actual picture that sits on my desk? or how my desk looks like atm? it's ugly, a lot of papers and pens and schoolbooks.
88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
donald trump. or the next asshole who'll try to take the rights of the lgbt and poc away
89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
this. this is the question.
90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?
yo there's a pizza somewhere in the refrigerator, want me to heat it up? we can have a sleep over and talk about our feelings :3
91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
telekinesis! or shapeshifting! i could do such fun things with telekinesis ^^ yeah I'd totally eat some radioactive veggies
92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
that time my "friends" got me into shoplifting, half-hour is more than enough to punch some sense into my brain and develop good music taste
93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
can i save this one? i don't think i have an experience horrible enough to be erased haha
94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
sleep as in.. uh no thank u. but I'm down for a sleep over with sam smith ^^
95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
just me? what about my pets? my fam? it's lowkey illegal for me to go just anywhere without them owO
uhhmm, greece. imma become part of the greek pantheon out of pure spite. and maybe toronto canada.
96: Do you have any relatives in jail?
not any that i know of o.o
97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?
i think i may have but i honestly don't remember
98: Ever been on a plane?
nope, i dunno if i like planes, but I'd probably sleep if i were on one.
99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
yeet.
#that was long#probably because my stubborn ass wanted to make pretty formatting#shiishki.rambles#shiishki.interacts with tommie
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Human World Adventures
Part 7
After setting things straight with Satan, everything turns back to normal, or at least that's how it seems. One of them is how Haruka is now freely hanging out with the brothers again like it's no big deal.
Levi: You have a what-
Haruka: A streaming schedule-
Levi: In my room?
Haruka: Why? Am I bothering you?
Levi: ....no....? But why?
Haruka: Because your room has nice gaming set up!
Levi: Wait, you're bringing a camera in?! [panic]
Haruka: Relax! I'm not gonna shoot you! You have 0 screen time in my streams.
Levi:...I don't know if I should feel relieved or offended...
So here she is, shooting her stream with Levi playing his game in the background. In the living room, Ichigo, Solomon, Asmo, and Luke are watching a movie. Somehow Solomon shares his popcorns with everyone, but he literally smacks the hand away as soon as Ichigo tries to grab some.
Ichigo: What the-
Solomon: No ^^
Ichigo: ??? That's like a big bowl of popcorn....? Wha-
Solomon: But it's from my money. Get your own popcorn!
Ichigo: ????
Asmo: ????
Luke: ????
Asmo: Babe, it's just popcorns....?
Luke: Solomon, come on, it's just a bowl of popcorn! It's not a big deal!
Ichigo: Wait, which popcorn is this....? [suspicious af]
Solomon: ... Jolly time popcorn....? I think...?
Asmo: You didn't even grocery shop....the last person who grocery shop is Lucifer...
Solomon: Uhm.... [runs off]
And this is how Solomon almost got thrown across the room. But he is lucky both Luke and Asmo are holding her back.
Ichigo: GET BACK HERE, YOU ASSHAT!!
Solomon: nO!
Welp, there he goes, of course leaving the popcorn to them. More for them, I guess. Now back to Haruka and her streaming adventures! After a few minutes, Haruka is finally done with her stream and lying on one of Levi's couches. Levi is, of course, still playing with his game, minding his own business, suddenly he heard his door opening. There he sees Satan by his door.
Levi: Why are you here....?
Satan: Why not...?
Levi: You barely even care about my room... GET OUT!
Satan: Who are you to tell me so?!
Levi: ... You little- [angy snake noises]
Suddenly the two of them hear a thud across the room. The two demons turn to see Haruka's face getting hit by her phone. These two demons try not to laugh as Haruka lazily puts her phone away and rubs that one painful spot.
Levi: ...are you okay?
Haruka: Yeah....?
Levi: Just go to sleep. You seem really tired.
Haruka: I guess... [falls asleep on the couch]
Satan prefers her to sleep in a bed and suddenly picks her up, shocking the water demon.
Levi: ...? Just let her sleep....?
Satan: Yeah, in bed.
Levi: Whatever... I don't vibe with your logic anymore.
Satan ignores Levi's comment and gets out. Once he's out, Luke, Asmo, and Ichigo stare in his direction, but this man ignores them and goes into his room. However, he asks Luke to help him with his door, causing confusion to the tiny angel.
Luke: What even is that?
Satan: New bolster. Just open it.
Luke: ....Okay... [opens the door]
Once he's in, he closes the door by his hip, causing a loud thud to be heard by everyone. Ichigo and Asmo both look in the door's direction seeing Luke backing away out of shock.
Ichigo: What the-
Luke: What was that about....?
Asmo: Perhaps too excited for his gigantic cat bolster, who knows... he's been looking through online shops to buy one.
Luke: Not a reason to smack the door right in front of me! >:(
Asmo: Come on, Luke! The movie is still going. We can worry about that later!
Luke: Okay! [runs towards Asmo and Ichigo]
Now back inside, Satan finally places Haruka on his bed and tucks her in with his green-black cat patterned blanket. He stares at her a bit but suddenly realizes he hasn't taken a shower. So off he goes to the bathroom. This nasty fury!
As Satan showers, Haruka is still asleep and currently deep inside the dream world as she's hugging a bolster. At the same time, Satan finally gets out of the shower. Oh, if only she's awake, this is a good view-
(Ichigo: Narrator stop being thirsty-
Narrator: I can't???
Haruka: ??? What's happening??)
Anyways, as I was saying, Satan gets out in just a towel coat. It's still a good view, that che- *cough* I mean, that wet hair. He's still drying it off with his towel as he stares at Haruka, who's asleep. At first, it's just to make sure Haruka is sleeping nicely, but then his eyes focus on her ring, a beautiful light blue crystal ring with sparkling diamonds surrounding the crystal. Satan removes the ring to observe it more since it's so pretty.
Satan: Ah, sapphire, quite an expensive one, I see...
Satan: He seems to be preparing quite a lot to propose to her. Interesting.... oh well, I'll keep it for a while to study it further.
The next day, Haruka wakes up, first thinking she's in Levi's room, so she greets him good morning.
Haruka: Morning Levi...
Satan: I'm sure the person you're talking to isn't Levi^^
Haruka: Wait... SATAN?!
Satan: Good morning to you too^^
Haruka sighs and looks around, and finds her ring missing. She panics and tries to find it but instead finds Satan just casually sitting on the couch, reading a book as always as he drinks his morning tea.
Haruka: ...Hey, Satan....have you seen my ring...?
Satan: A ring? What sort of ring are you talking about?
Haruka: My engagement ring! It has a royal blue sapphire on it with two diamonds surrounding it, have you seen it?! [panic]
Satan: Not that I know off.
Haruka: Are you sure?
Satan: I'm certain that I do not see your ring^^
Haruka:...
Satan: [proceeds with his book]
Suddenly Haruka pounces on him and starts tickling the sh*t out of him, causing the avatar of wrath to let out a yelp, and his book is now history.
Satan: Wait-wait! Why are you tickling me?! Stop it!
Haruka: Tell me where that ring is!!
Satan: I don't know!! If anything, you should ask Mammon! He's the one who's most likely to take such jewelry!
Haruka: ...Mammon?
Satan: What? You expect me, the avatar of wrath, to take your ring? Now you're not making sense.
Haruka: .....Fine... I'm watching you, though-
Satan: Be my guest.
Haruka: Fine!
Haruka gets out of the room, and she ends up asking around about her ring. One of them is Lucifer.
Lucifer: A ring? What kind of ring is it?
Haruka: My engagement! Did you see it somewhere? Did I drop it?
Lucifer: I don't think so... I actually just got back with Diavolo and Barbatos from our meeting last night.
Haruka: I see....alright then...
Next up, she asks Levi where it was. The avatar of envy just shrugs, saying he has no idea.
Levi: I think you still wear it when Satan carried you away. Maybe it was dropped on its way there. Who knows...
Haruka: What?! Oh no... [runs to the second floor to find it]
As she finds the ring, Ichigo and the twins (more like Ichigo and Beel because Belphie is carried by Beel) walk through that same exact hallway. The two of them find Haruka trying to find her ring.
Beel: Haruka, what's wrong? Did you lose something?
Haruka: My ring! Have you seen it?! Is it by the hallways?! It's costly, and it's my engagement ring!
Beel:... I didn't...sorry, Haruka.
Ichigo: Are you sure you didn't take it off before bed? Maybe it's on your nightstand?
Haruka: No, I was still wearing it last night, and the following day it's gone!
Ichigo: If so...where were you last night? Or at least this morning?
Haruka: in Levi's room, but Satan carries me away to his room. That's how I end up in his room.
Ichigo: that son of a- wait Lucifer's not a biss.... uh...that biss!
Beel: Did he....?
Ichigo: There are possibilities, but we'll find out soon.
Haruka: [sigh] I need some air...
In just seconds, Haruka ran out the door, shocking Levi, watching an anime in the living room.
Levi: What just happened...?
Ichigo: Haruka went out for some air...
Levi: Oh well...
Once she's outside, she ends up on a garden bench trying to calm herself. Probably she did misplace it somewhere on Satan's nightstand...but she doesn't find it there either, plus she is sure that Satan took her ring... but she didn't even see the ring in his pockets.
Solomon: I knew I'd find you here!
Haruka: Oh...Solomon...
Solomon: Well, I'm sure you're wondering where your ring is, don't you?
Haruka: Yeah... I'm scared Simeon might get mad at me for it...
Solomon: He'll probably get mad at the person taking it away, but I'm sure he won't get mad at you. I've known him for years, I even lived with him!
Haruka: ....true....
Solomon: But if you're still trying to find it, I can help you
Haruka: You would?
Solomon: Yeah, I mean, I've been learning time magic for a while
Haruka: Fair enough, let's do that
Solomon uses his time magic, revealing what's happening that night. Although it was successful, Haruka needs to pause the reveal a bit because of such a view.
Solomon: Seriously?
Haruka: What?
Solomon: Your nose...
Haruka: Oh shoot!
Solomon: Oh shoot, is the right reaction... [gives her tissues]
Haruka: Just continue...
The two proceed to see the footage. Suddenly Solomon is curious and decides to raise up his clothes, causing Haruka to go through another nosebleed-
Haruka: Solomon wtf-
Solomon: Oh, so it's on all guys-
Haruka: Yeah-
Solomon: hmmm, you're definitely dead once it's Beel
Haruka:...
Suddenly the two of them find Ichigo inside the telepathy chatroom shocking the two of them.
Ichigo: Well, well, didn't know I'd get to see such a view
Solomon: How did you get here?!
Ichigo: Telepathic chatroom? Also, that's some good abs-
Solomon: Found two humans dead. Anyways-
Haruka: Just continue!
Solomon: And here, more tissue. [somehow continues the footage]
The three of them watch the clownery unfolds, and it turns out that Satan took the ring, and he dares to put that in Mammon's room.
Ichigo: Wow...he really is a biss...
Solomon: And I thought he's most mature of them all...
Ichigo: That'd be his dad- and-
Haruka: And who-
Ichigo: ....Beel?
Solomon: Whipped as ever-
Ichigo: Excuse-
Solomon: Anyways! We found the culprit! Let's get our asses home!
So the three of them get home and finds Ichigo holding the ring with Mammon staring at it, Asmo figuring out who the culprit was, and Simeon, who's as confused as ever. Seeing this, Haruka instantly hides behind Solomon due to reflex.
Simeon: Haruka, you're home!
Haruka: Yeah....hi...
Ichigo: We found your ring, it's in Mammon's room, but we still have no idea who stole it since Mammon swears on Lord Diavolo he hasn't seen such-
Simeon: [glares at Ichigo because she's about to cuss]
Ichigo: seen such things-
Mammon: I did! I have never seen that in my whole entire life! What even is that?! That looks like it's from the human world!
Simeon: It is^^ I bought them in the human world.
Ichigo: Swarovski?
Simeon: Yeah...
Asmo: That's an expensive brand! It'd be crucial if it got lost!
Haruka: I don't know the price, but it is indeed expensive.
Solomon: Well, lucky for you guys, I've found the culprit.
Asmo: You did? Who is it?
Solomon: Satan.
Everyone: What?!
Solomon: I know, it's odd by here [shows some footage he got thanks to time magic]
Simeon looks at the footage, and his patience is slowly decreasing. He actually thought Satan had truly moved on and would stop pestering his relationship with Haruka but instead, he's witnessing Satan taking off Haruka's ring and blames Mammon for it. Sure he can take Haruka's ring and place it somewhere, but the fact that he blames Mammon for it...now he's just pulling someone into his own problem.
Mammon: That Lil sht! Let me at it! Stop holding me back, Levi! I'm gonna kick his ass!
Levi: No! It's not worth it!
Mammon: No! Not when he's accusing me of something I didn't do!
Levi: Mammon, come on! It's not worth it, plus we even found the ring! It's fine!
Ichigo: At least we found the ring, but I feel bad that Mammon gets to be the scapegoat of this mess.
Beel: I can help you break down the door if you want-
Ichigo: Hon, let's not destroy the door. We don't want that thing to happen again...
Simeon: It's okay, everyone^^. At least the ring is found.
Mammon: Yea, and still dares to blame me! I'm still kicking his ass!
Luke: Don't make me shoot you with my holy water gun, Mammon!
Mammon: Shut it, Fid- OUCH! WHAT THE-
Luke: Told you. It's holy water.
Simeon: Luke... ^^
Luke: Hehe... :3
Ehe te nanda- wait- wrong fandom. Anyways, the ring is found, and everything is back to normal until Ichigo proposes the craziest idea she ever said.
Barbatos: What?! [chokes on his tea]
Ichigo: As I said, time travel. I think all this chaos wouldn't happen if Haruka didn't get attracted to Simeon.... her being with Satan.... then Reika wouldn't meet us....the war didn't happen.... yada yada yada...
Barbatos: That's a very risky move, Ichigo... are you sure?
Ichigo: I think we'll be okay...
Barbatos: It might change some of our memories. Well, not mine since I'll be involved, but it will affect the others, even your boyfriend, Beel.
Ichigo: Is it too big of a risk?
Barbatos: Yes, it is too risky. I don't recommend doing it... just accept what has happened.
Ichigo: Okay...
Jokes on you! I'll still be making this time travel clownery, but it won't be here, of course. Just an experiment I did
Barbatos: Author no-
Wait, how did he communicate with me-
Barbatos: I'm the master of time and realities, and I can clearly hear you.
Okay.... well... I found a way so they won't be affected-
Barbatos: By creating two reality branches?
Perhaps...
Barbatos: [sigh] Do what you want-
#obey me shall we date#obeymefanfic#obey me barbatos#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me beelzebub#obey me simeon#obey me solomon#obey me luke#roleplaybased#mymc
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