#but i wanna play itttt ive wanted to for a year

[penguin--person]

AUUGRGRHRRR RHGHGRRR!!!!!! WHAHHAHRGRRRR!!!!!!

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1. BANANANANANA they’re all so cute with the exaggerated expressions 🤣 I like the second vid at the end when malcom squats down so you can see his face lmao

2. PRETTY LITTLE ANGEL EYYEEESSS 👁️👁️ <- hilariously frightening, THE SAX it looks like they’re all going to attack him, and Romeo just looks so done. The voice coming out of Buddy just feels so wrongggggggg but i love itttt, and then Dave looks like he would be real charming on a date and then he’d explode a ketchup bottle on himself and his date would leave.

3. The moment where they make eye contact is just so awkward lmao

4. It’s so clear like an Elvis rip off it’s really cute, HIS EYES, HIS EYES ARE SO PRETTY. Also the stage is so small for them like geez

5. When they just leave the camera on buddy’s face 🤣🤣🤣, all of their outfits are so mismatcheddd, THE GUITAR I WANT IT. GAY LITTLE PANTS YESSSS, ALSO I THINK YOU TOLD ME BUT IT DIDNT CLICK THEY THEY WERE DOING IT ON EMU’S SHOW I LOVE EMU AND ROD HULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL IVE SEEN ALL OF THEIR SHOWS (on youtube i am a young green bean)

6. MALCOM IM NOT DROOLING OVER HIM NO I COULDNT BE NOPE NAH, THEM MOVESSSSS YESSSSS KINGS OF JIVEEEEE. Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/FsRIkUgarwA

7. Buddy is just melting 🤣 the poor guy /twirls my arms along/ BUT WHEN THEY JUMP INTO EACH OTHERS ARMS OMGGGGGGGG I WANT THAT TO BE ME PLEASE I BEG OF THE UNIVERSE. REBEL MALCOM YOU CAN DANCE UP FRONT TOO

8. The way Malcom keeps his eyes DIRECTLY on Dave at all times, ALSO HES SO SHORT AND ITS SO CUTE

9. I love this song so muchhhh i had only heard the other version but i couldn’t help singing alongggg

10. I have soooooooo much nostalgia for this song, i had this little radio looking thing you program songs into and i would play this over and overrrrrr, just sitting on the floor a little 3 year old, or walking through the apartment complex (also i’m LOVING the stripes)

11. Not much to say except Malcom was definitely asking that girl out

12. MALCOM YOUR TEETH, let’s be real that was Dave’s first kiss and he’ll be asking her to lunch later

13. I swear they’re all 5 year olds 😭🤣

14. BEARD /sweating/

15. They must be dyingggggg, they need more colorrrrrr

16. I wanna hear Roy Wood sing this so badlyyyyy he would sing it so welllllll /dance break/

17. This song and video cements that they need a musical based off them, why does he have tags on his guitar 🤣

18. They can’t put on weight because they’re nonstop sweating for work

19. Buddy looks scared for his life lmao /typing up movie to watch later/ Also this song is just straight up “When I’m Dancin’ I Ain’t Fightin” by Slade just slower-

20. I’m scared he’s gonna laser me with those glasses

21. Well this is just sad

22. It’s beautiful- /i’m not crying shhhh/

23. The lil piano makes it so eerily sad for some reason

24. This is giving Denny Laine vibes-

25. I don’t really have anything to say on this one other than sometimes the photos have really awkward placement for what’s being sung

26. Most of these i can remember what other version i had heard, but i can’t with this one

27. This is so soothing, i’m saving it, i think it’s one of my favorites

28. first, I didn’t know if I would like it but then the harmonies

29. he’s really going out of his mind

30. this is movie worthy it’s so dramatic

31. It’s so odd hearing this song showaddywaddy-ified. I accidentally broke my ipad it won’t stop playing this song 😵‍💫😭

32. This is one of my favorites too lol

33. I need showaddywaddy and wizzard to play together honestly. I think it would be a great combination. Sometimes when Dave sings he sounds like Roy Wood and i just think their potential harmonies would be absolutely fabulous. THE FLIPS OVER THEIR BACKS. Malcom and Al just doing their thing is so cute 🥹. It just looks like Malcom is trying to flirt with Al while Al is trying to look at the girls in the audience lmao

Right so

I propose

A music trade

You give me a ton of showaddywaddy music i have to listen to

And i give you an album by the move and an almost album by ace kefford (of the move) you have to listen to

(the move album is very long, so please bombard me with music)

by the looks of my browser tabs, i have never been more prepared to bombard in my life.

omg okay i'll just start linking things here.

this is the first song(different video but same song) i ever heard from them and it will never not make me laugh no matter how many times i see it:

i wonder why: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWjMOOXaTRY (optional; the first video i've ever seen, same song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6gyP_Ty_B8 )

2. this is the second song i found after that first one got me hooked:

pretty little angel eyes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48rq5HRVn_o (optional; i couldn't choose just one video for this song so here's a second one just to put my mind at ease: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2veG0JYK3C4 )

3. there are better quality ones for this song, but i'm linking this one specifically for the moment with dave and buddy (which starts at around 2:20):

under the moon of love: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIBnYMltl0U

4. this is the one with al singing lead with malcolm using buddy as a drum while being on top of the piano:

say mama: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_K4LEvyU-4

5. another one that makes me laugh every time because of buddy:

blue moon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENHrMm4OnaQ (optional; the one where they dance in tight pants: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csMbGdR7CA8 )

6. speaking of tight pants(another one al sings lead on):

king of the jive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok6RqFTdhfM

7. another one from the same show, linking this version specifically for malcolm's shenanigans:

hey rock n roll: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s5aU-ezSxg

8. this one also has better quality ones but this is my favorite video for it:

trocadero: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5PaBGURkto

9. this one i already knew the original of and i now love both versions:

doo wah diddy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-kbX2AmLJ0

10. i can(and have) listen(ed) to this on repeat for days and will never get sick of it:

who put the bomp: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJyWf3UhWCE

11. this gets stuck in my head way too often:

remember then: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPg3Mi4eosQ

12. linking this one mostly for more malcolm shenanigans but also for the "rubbish" bit: 

three steps to heaven: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkGOUcEHa-4

i'm going to speed-link the rest because of reasons

13. sweet music(the end of the video is messed up but i'm just excited about MALCOLM WITHOUT SUNGLASSES): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3F-Emd_j9Q

14. sweet little rock n roller: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gnQzIYQpXI

15. footsteps: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp30pTWSvX0

16. why do lovers break each other's hearts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSqievaLw2A

17: when: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKA7QHu_KcY

18. dancin party(this was in a movie): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU_xNL0ql2w

19. the party: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow8Ohpll8Jc

20. heartbeat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIs0KCvCvDs

these ones don't have performance videos and are a little less goofy and more serious and/or slow and/or meaningful:

21: i don't want to dream anymore: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or5vozTYqvM

22. smiling eyes(one of buddy's favorites): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siVHgbn36Ys

23. windows: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSxoagi1fBo

24. i wish that i could undo all the bad that i have done: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffq-HZu-CYU

25. lookin back: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuJG7-DkNwo

26. showboat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnoqKyZ4C84

27. i'm yours: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNogFPbb0M0

28. behind a painted smile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6qnMNX8ayk

29. really going out of my mind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzS29oU3WaU

30. paint your picture: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3F_UW7gOtU

31. swansong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDJYjBIOots

32. i don't like rock n roll no more(one of buddy's favorites): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LO5ydX5TfE

i could do more but i'll stop and just end it with this being optional because it's 30 minutes long:

33. the music med gummisko one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbDqd0e9DS8

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The Return- Part Three

Okay y'all so here it is!! Part 3 of the Return series!!! Ivar and reader relationship developmentttttt💕 Hope you guys like itttt :) Lemme know if you guys wanna be tagged too. And don't kill meeeee pleaseee 😂

Part 1  Part 2 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 part 8 part 9 Part 10

Taglist: @yanii-the-hippie @oceans-daughter-3 @peaceisadirtyword @laketaj24 @amy8220 @cutegyrl927 @camatsuru @cindy-exo @cainismyname @affection-rabbit

Disclaimer: My sucky writing again. Bad grammar and spelling😂 Character death. And bad plot in general.

Your POV

Excitement. Thats all I could say I was feeling at the moment. To finally be back in Kattegat with my family was something I never thought would have happened again. After my father’s grand announcement of my return, the room overflowed with happiness. People were coming up to me, asking me where I had been for the past 6 years and how I had survived. Obviously, I tried to answer everyone’s questions to the best of my ability without giving too much information. For I still didn't know, the true reason as to why I had to leave or who wanted me gone.

The happiness in the hall however did not last very long. Aslaug, the woman who was questioning Bjorn earlier that night. Was actually my father’s wife. “Im sorry? She's your what now?!?!” Aslaug screams of sorrow over my existence could probably be heard all the way in Frankia. My father however, seemed to have very little interest in her reactions at all. He had cast her to the side as if she meant nothing to him. During the course of the next few hours neither my father nor Bjorn left my side. It was as if they thought something would occur to me if I was out of their side for more than a second. “Father, if it is alright with you I would like to go outside for some fresh air.” I tell him, whilst grasping his hand to truly catch his attention. Cupping my face he says “My sweet little girl, you may do anything you please. However, I would prefer that you do not stray too far from here, as I have just gotten you back. And I would not be able to handle losing you again.” With that he gives me a kiss on my forehead and sends me on my way. 

However, I can still feel the overbearing presence of my older brother. “Bjorn, you know Im not gonna run away, if thats what you're afraid of.” I tell him whilst stepping outside. “Im not afraid of you running away. Im afraid of something happening to you (y/n). Plus worrying about you is my job, always has been.” Leaning on one of the wooden beams, I cant help but to stare up at the sky and hold my cross between my fingers. Thinking to myself how different life would have been if I had not left. “ Im only a few steps away shout if anything happens. Okay?” “Okay! And Bjorn... I love you.” At that Bjorn kisses my forehead and walks back inside.

Unbeknownst to me, a certain dark haired man was lurking in the shadows. “Awwww, If I had a heart I would think that was probably the sweetest reunion Ive ever seen.” Turning to the sound of that familiar voice, I see Ivar leaning on his crutch making his way towards me. “I never thought that I would have a sister. And a Christian one at that.” The way that his eyes scan over my body makes me feel a certain way that I cannot quite describe. And the way that his features are outlined by the moonlight really gives a sense of how handsome he is. “Wait, are you implying that...” 

“Well, if all Christians are as slow as you I don't think we’ll have a problem conquering them.” A smirk is displayed on his face, while his eyes show a hint of deviance in them. “Why do you think that Bjorn and Ubbe look so much alike (y/n)?” “Or the fact that we all share similar traits like our eyes?” As Ivar continues to talk down to me as if I were a child, I start to connect the dots. Why it was that Bjorn and Ubbe look alike. The way that they all seem to share the same traits as my father. The four young men that Bjorn introduced me too, are actually my brothers. 

With wide eyes I come to the realization that...“You’re my brother.” “Took you long enough.” At that Ivar seems to crack what looks like a genuine smile. “You know, I always thought that I was the youngest, but now that I'm not...” The genuine smile I had probably imagined was now a devious one. “ Now, baby sister. Why don't you and I go and sit down by those steps down there. And you can tell big brother Ivar, what you've been up to all this time?” Without being able to answer, Ivar grabs my hands and takes me towards the steps. Why do I feel like this night is just getting started...

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Ivar POV

Needless to say all of us were in shock to learn that (y/n) was our sister. Especially Hvitserk, who had not only been enchanted by her beauty, but was  already planning how he would take her from Bjorn. I however, knew something was up the minute I saw her in the great hall. She had no scars whatsoever on her body, meaning she wasn't a shield-maiden. And absolutely no callouses on her fingers from when she took the ale, meaning she definitely wasn't a thrall. And Bjorn wouldn't cheat on Torvi, unless he wants his balls cut off. Something intrigued me about her instantly. It was if she had been sent to me by the Gods, her sharp tongue reminded me of mine. The way that she stood up for my mother not even knowing that she had caused Lagertha and Ragnar to break up amazed me. The way she handled herself with grace and dignity was exactly what I wanted. No, what I need for in a wife.

“Ivar, are you okay? You've been staring at me for the past 5 mins without saying a word.” (y/n) places her hand on my knee to draw my attention whilst looking straight into my eyes. “As a matter of fact, Im trying to piece together, how we’re the same age, and we never met before you left.” As she goes to lift her hand from my knee, something instinctively goes over me and I grab her and hold it were it was. The initial shock she and I both had at my actions soon subsided. She let her hand rest under mine. As if we had done this countless times before, our fingers intertwined and they in my eyes fit perfectly. I could see the inner turmoil inside her, on whether these small affectionate moments between us were something that was so wrong, but that felt so right. 

It was not just moments ago that I had found out she was indeed my sister. Blood of my blood. But somehow, something in me told me that we were meant to be. I felt safe and strangely loved by this person in front of me, whom I have never met before. “You know Ivar, we lived on a farm. I was 100% certain that I would be a farm girl for the rest of my life. I was content with knowing that I would spend my life tending to the animals and my family. But, this is just too much.” Looking down at where our once intertwined hands were. I see that she is now staring at the ground playing with the ends of her long braided hair. “Why? Because you feel as if you're not good enough? Look at me for Odin’s sake! Im a cripple!” At that moment our eyes connected and I saw a reflection of myself in her. A scared child who was deprived of a normal childhood. Seeking for acceptance and love from anyone. 

“(Y/n), come inside father wishes to speak to you.” Bjorn says coming out from the great hall ale in hand. Clearly drunk as well. “Sure thing, I’ll be there in a second.” As she goes to stand up (y/n) turns to me and kisses me on the cheek. “Thank you for the pep talk, big brother.” 

I knew that I could not be the only one feeling this way. She had to have been feeling the same about me. And I will go to the ends of the world and face the God’s themselves if they think that for a second I will not make her mine. 

Your POV

What had I just done! I kissed him whether it be on the cheek or not. I kissed Ivar. My brother. Oh lord, forgive me for these sinful thoughts are consuming me. The intense feeling I got from us holding hands and from when he stared into my eyes. I had felt at home. Felt safe, felt something that I should only be feeling for the man I should marry. Not my brother! As I enter the great hall, all eyes turn on me. Remembering what I had just talked to Ivar about, I keep my head up. I shouldn't be ashamed, or feel as if I'm less than I am.

As I make my way to my father through the crowd once he spots me his eyes light up immediately. Sitting on his thrown he extends his hand and makes me sit on the throne beside his. “My beautiful daughter are you feeling alright now?” He says to me a little louder as if to make sure that people know not to mess with me. “Y..yes father Im feeling much better.” I murmur to him. At that moment my eyes trail off as if to find something that would take me out of this position right now. I have never been one to be the centre of attention. And as much as I wanna believe in myself that I can be a good princess to my people, at the moment that is not going to happen. As I scan the room my eyes land on Hvitserk. He’s eating a piece of chicken las if it were his last meal ever. I cannot help, but to laugh at him and that when he notices. He flashes a smile that could certainly melt any lady’s heart.  Without realizing I tuck a strand of hair behind my ear and bit my lip. Biting my lip when Im nervous is something Ive always done.

However, what did not realize was Ivar eyeing me from behind him. At that I stop and stare at the ground. As the hours go by, finally the last person leaves the great hall. Leaving only my father and brothers with me. “Sooooo, where is (y/n) supposed to sleep, father?” Asks Ubbe. Coming from behind me Hvitserk puts his arm around my shoulders bringing me closer to his body. “She can sleep with me! I don't mind sharing my bed with her.” At this Ivar scoffs. “Of course you wouldn't, you wouldn’t mind sharing your bed with anything that has a pulse.” I tilt my head trying to figure out whatever he means by that. And all that can be heard is the snickering of my father. 

“I was thinking that perhaps I could sleep with Bjorn. You know since we used to share a room when we were little...” I say wishing that what I feel most comfortable with could be taken into account. “I don't know about that one baby sis, you'd have to ask Torvi. She defiantly doesn't like sharing thats for sure.” as Ivar says this he smirks at me while taking bite out of his apple. “Who’s Torvi?” “Wait! Bjorn didn't tell you? He's married.” 

At that moment a scream was heard throughout the town.

“Oh My God, Mira!!!!” at that moment I shot out of Hvitserk’s arms and ran as fast as I could. How could I have been so stupid that I left my friend by herself in an unknown place. Seeing the people gathered around Bjorn's cabin only made my heart more nervous. Pushing my way past the crowd I make it up the steps in one piece. But what I saw would forever haunt me. There on the floor lied my once best friend and most trusted subject Mira. And on her back was carved the death rune. All I remember is hitting the floor and watching a pair of worried and frantic electric blue eyes.

[velvetchen]

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