#but i think it's fun and i love pumpkins so for me it's worth it.
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Favorite recipe of all time?
i don't have a specific favorite per se especially because so many of the "recipes" i grew up with and thus became my favorites aren't really defined/written recipes at all but are stuff that i or my mom or whomever would put together by familiarity. stuff like my family's version of latkes and matzo ball soup and pirozhki. also it would be impossible for me to pick a specific favorite since i'm the kind of guy who is very much into trying out lots of different recipes and dishes.
at the same time there are a few actual written recipes for stuff that i absolutely swear by, namely baking recipes because i'm not nearly enough of a Baker to be able to confidently bake a cake or whatever without written measurements, times, and temperatures as a guide. the two dessert favorites i'll mention here for the purposes of the ask are my no-bake pumpkin pie and this gingerbread layer cake recipe by cooks illustrated/america's test kitchen (sorry if it ends up paywalled). historically both myself and my mom (from whom i learned to bake) have been really good at pie (that pumpkin pie recipe is so good the two of us alone will devour it in three days flat) but not too successful at cakes; that gingerbread layer cake is the tastiest and most successful layer cake i've ever made and even people who aren't that into cake have told me they love it
#both the pumpkin pie and the gingerbread cake are admittedly a LOT of time and effort to put together.#the pie maybe less so if you use a can of pumpkin like a sane person but i'm extra as hell and like to use a whole pumpkin#that i cook and puree myself which adds a bunch more time and effort to the process#but i think it's fun and i love pumpkins so for me it's worth it.#if anyone really wants i can share that recipe at some point it's really good. and again if you use a can of pumpkin it's pretty doable#the cake on the other hand is pretty involved. cakes are hard. i don't recommend that for an inexperienced baker.#but WOW it is worth the effort. i love a layer cake every now and then but never make them cause they never get eaten and go to waste#but that cake is the exception it always disappears#i haven't made it in years. i should make it again this year for the holidays i think#and the pumpkin pie recipe. honestly i'll make that whenever the fuck i want. it is not a fall exclusive to me#it's so fucking good. especially with orange whipped cream#the only change i make to the gingerbread cake recipe is adding some of the spices into the frosting as well cause i like the flavor#and don't mind the speckled look#but if you want a pure white finish you can just skip that#sasha answers#anon
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Bite Me (HAPPY HALLOWEEN! đ)
A/N: Happy Halloween everyone! Iâm dressed as a kitten tonight becauseâŚwell. ;) This year's Halloween Imagine simply had to go to Sylus.
Words: 2029 Warnings: semi-public smut, biting
âPleeeeeease?â You drew the word out, putting on your best puppy face. Sylus was a hard one to convince. But if there was one opportunity to spend time with him in public, with your friends, it was Halloween.
Tara and Simone had invited you to a party on the 31st, a costume party you desperately wanted to go to with Sylus. It would be the perfect chance for him to dress up and remain undetected. Besides, the idea of dancing with him, grinding against him on the dance floor surrounded by strobe lights and fogâŚit was on occasion you both knew would lead to sex sooner or later.
âNo, kitten. You go and have fun with your friends. Iâm not the type to play dress up and get drunk on cheap party alcohol.â
But Sylus was a tough nut to crack. He really wasnât the type for parties like that, you knew him well enough by now to know that. Still, youâd hoped heâd make an exception for you. After all, it was Halloween! The best time of the year!
The connection of the video call wavered for a moment.
âSylus, pleeeease? You donât have to do anything crazy. How about we just smear some fake blood all over you? Then you can say youâre dressed as a serial killer. That should do it!â
âA serial killer? Thatâs what you think would suit me?â He didnât sound offended, instead he gave you a low chuckle. âGo to bed, kitten. I still have work to do and you will complain to me in the morning that I kept you awake.â
âWell, you are keeping me awake! Just say yes and I can go to sleep peacefully!â
âNo. Good night, sweetie. Sweet dreams.â
He hung up before you could prepare a comeback. You growled. Damn it. But for what it was worthâŚat the very least, Sylus had just given you the perfect idea for your Halloween costume this year.
You were a little irritated when you got ready for the party the following evening. Applying your make-up meticulously, you eyed your outfit. A black bodysuit, a black skirt, black tights, high boots you normally wore for hunting, glued-on fake whiskers, and adorable cat ears made you absolutely certain that Sylus would have loved your costume of choice.
As you drew on a little button nose with your eyeliner, you debated whether you should send him a picture. But he didnât deserve that, really, right? You could respect him not wanting to go to a party with you but you couldnât help but feel bitter heâd turned you down regardless. He knew you loved Halloween!
You sighed, glancing down when a message from Tara popped up on your phone.
Are you ready, friend? Weâre outside!
You nodded at your reflection. You were ready. With or without Sylus. Taraâs friend would drive you tonight so you could drink. And you were just on time too, arriving just before midnight.
The building where the party took place was decorated brilliantly. There were spiderwebs in the corners, garlands and pumpkin string lights lining the walls, and orange and purple strobe lights illuminating the dance floor. Fog wrapped around the ankles of the people dancing.
Pumpkins with spooky faces carved into them laughed at your face, and the selection of snacks and drinks was phenomenal. The bass of the music reverberated in your chest the more you mixed in with the crowd, with Tara holding your hand so she wouldnât lose you.
You went with a Dracula shot for your first drinkâvodka and cranberry juiceâbefore hitting the dance floor. Itâs just that someone was missing for this to be truly fun. God damn it.
You didnât want to be one of those girls who couldnât enjoy themselves without their boyfriend anymore. You could and you would. Still, it was alright to wish Sylus was here, right?
With a sigh, you nodded when Tara gestured she would get another drink and kept on spinning around on the dance floorâand rolled your eyes when a stranger placed his hands on your waist from behind.
âGo away! I have a boyfââ You flipped around only to be met with a very familiar figure. Your heart skipped a beat. Sylus.
âSy-Sky! YouâŚyouâre here!â
âAnd you look absolutely ravishing. My kitten is a kitten. How adorable.â
Heat crept up your cheeks. Sylus didnât exactly look bad either. A small trickle of blood decorated the right corner of his mouth, and his black shirt wasnât buttoned up all the way. A pair of fake fangs completed the look when he flashed you a mischievous grin.
âYouâŚyouâre a vampire!â
âLetâs just say our conversation inspired me. Besides, I wasnât keen on the idea of smearing fake blood all over myself.â
Oh, but I would have loved to roam my hands all over your bare chest, Sylus. You cleared your throat.
âButâŚyouâre here! I thought you didnât want to comeâŚâ
âI changed my mind. You seemed rather upset when I declined.â
You smiled. âIâm glad youâre here.â
Tara returned with your drinks before you could say anything else. You passed the one she handed you on to Sylus and leaned against him, careful not to smudge your makeup on his shirt and ruin it.
âOh hello! Sky, right? Lovely to see you again! So youâre a vampire?â Tara began.
âAnd you. I am indeed. And youâre aâŚâ
âA werewolf-zombie-witch!â
You chuckled. âTara couldnât decide which of the three she wanted to do so she combined all three of them.â
âI see. Very creative.â
âIâm sure you two want some alone time. Here, take my drink, Iâll meet you later!â She left with a wink before you could protestânot that you had any. You all but longed to throw yourself into Sylusâs arms. Which you immediately did as soon as she was out of sight.
âKitten, youâre going to spill our drinks.â But instead of pushing you away, his arms wrapped around you even tighter.
âLetâs get rid of them then.â You downed your little cocktail way too fast for it to be healthy and put the plastic cup on a nearby snack table. Sylus took his time with his drink before doing the same though. You almost started tapping your foot impatientlyâand you were certain he was doing this on purpose because the amused expression on his face spoke volumes.
God, he looked so handsome tonight. Your mind drifted back to that conversation youâd had with him, back when heâd taken you to this old castle and youâd slept in front of the fireplace. Youâd told him he resembled a vampireâŚand right now, you wanted him to bite you so badly you could already feel yourself getting wet. Fuck.
âDance with me!â
âAre you tipsy already?â
âThat first shot was strong. And I had two glasses of wine prior to coming here so⌠probably yes.â
He shook his head, smirking.
âNow dance with me!â
âSo demanding, kitten.â Sylus wrapped his arm around your waist and flung you around so your back was pressed against his chest. He moved you both to the rhythm of the music, his face buried in your neck.
âThatâs a new perfume,â he muttered.
âShould the fact that you can tell concern me?â
âYou tell me, kitten.â
You grinned and kept on dancing, your behind grinding against his crotch in the process. Again, and again and againâŚfor what felt like an eternity, ignoring the rest of the crowd as if you two were the only one who existed.
âI canât guarantee anything if you keep rubbing yourself against me like that, kitten,â he murmured with a start.
âMaybe thatâs the plan,â you whispered back.
Sylusâs gaze darkened. Challenge accepted. He didnât need to say it out loud. Still, you were unprepared for when he wrapped his hand around your wrist with a start and dragged you out of the main room into the hallway, crimson eyes darting around in an attempt to find...somewhere private, assumingly.
You laughed, the sound echoing through the building. Out here, the music was duller, the bass more bearable. Your eyes were ringing from the noise inside and you registered a little too late what was happening when Sylus tried for a broom closet and pulled you inside without any forewarning.
âThatâs not very romantic!â
He huffed a laugh. âRomantic is for when we get home and I can make love to you in my bed. Be glad weâre gonna be here for a while longer or else I would have ripped those clothes off of you already. ThisâŚwill have to suffice.â
With but one swift motion, he hooked his index fingers under your tights and pants and pulled them down to your knees before you lifting you up and against the wall, forcing your legs apart to accommodate his body.
You bit your lower lip, your pussy pulsing with need.
âS-Sylus,â you choked out, âc-condom?â
âDonât worry your pretty little head, kitten. I have some with me.â
Your breathing was heavy by the time he nestled with his belt and eventually, freed his erection. You understood now why heâd been so eager to drag you off now. He was hard. He was struggling to roll the condom over his length while refusing to let you down. But as soon as he managedâŚyou did not receive a forewarning before he buried himself inside you to the hilt, growling against your neck.
âF-fuck, Sylus!â
His hand came up to press against your mouth, keeping you from making a sound. âQuiet, kitten. We donât want anyone to hear us, now do we?â
âT-the music is t-too loud a-anywayâŚâ you said, muffled because of his palm.
Sylus chuckled, his lips ghosting over your neck as he thrust up into you, hitting your sweet spots with every single stroke.
But instead of giving you a hickey like he normally did (and then watching your reflection in the mirror afterward, smug and amused as you tried to cover it up with make-up when you had to get back to work)âŚhe bit down on your neck. Hard.
Whatever fangs he was using, they held onto dear life as if heâd superglued them on. They were pointy, painfulâŚbut not painful enough to seriously cause you any distress. If anything⌠fuck, this was so hotâŚ
You moaned, throwing your head back to give him better access. At this point, you didnât even care if he drew blood. Would he drink it? If he broke the skin and a few droplets sneaked their way past his lips?
Sylus fucked you like the filthy girl you were being, teasing and riling him up like that, and much to your luck, it had worked. He knew. Of course he knew. This man was always in control, and you would be lying if you claimed you did not love it.
âSylusâŚâ You repeated his name over and over again against his mouth as if it were a prayer that would bring you salvation. It would. Oh, it wouldâŚfor with every single thrust, you felt yourself creeping closer and closer to an annihilating abyss of pleasure. If you hadnât been pressed up against the wall, legs wrapped around his hips, your knees would long have given in.
âIâmâŚIâm gonna comeâŚâ you whispered out of breath.
Sylus released your neck, the wound pulsing with a dull pain as he licked over it with relish and then released your mouth to capture your lips in a passionate kiss. His strokes grew more frantic, more eager. And it drove you straight over the edge.
You came with a grunt, moaning into his mouth. Pleasure rippled through you as you squeezed around his cock repeatedly, triggering his own release.
Sylusâs heavy breathing turned into a carnal groan as he came, his length jerking against your slick walls gripping him tightly. He slumped against you once he came down from his high, cradling you in his arms.
âSylusâŚâ
âYes, kitten?â
âTake me home?â There was no way you were going to return to the dance floor. Not after this. Oh godâŚ
He chuckled. âI was hoping youâd ask.â
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Hallow'seams
A Seams Halloween special oneshot
{ Part IV: Notch | Series Masterlist | Main Masterlist }
Rating: A spicy T
Summary: Joel proves to you that he can be adventurous if he wants to be.
Warnings: Joel wears a slutty Halloween costume, fluff, mentions of drinking, spicy thoughts but nothing explicit, no use of Y/N
Word count: 1.7k
Notes: I was so looking forward to writing this Seams Halloween special that I floated back in the summer. Unfortunately, life⢠happened - I've had a very rough month and honestly I didn't think I had it in me to do any writing for the rest of this year, but then this happened! I woke up thinking about Joel wearing a Gladiator costume and couldn't put it down. It's not as long or intricate as my original idea, but I hope you enjoy this anyway. I've missed these two so much!
Thank you for sticking with me and giving me so much love, I really don't deserve you all 𧥠Happy Halloween!
Joel pushes open the door to the High Street Outfitters, one booted foot steps over the threshold -
And he stops and stares.
Pumpkins of all sizes, some more crudely carved than others, seem to occupy every conceivable surface. Black cat and broomstick decals adorn the worn wooden walls, while hand-pulled cotton cobweb the ceilings.
When his feet unstick and move into the empty shop, he nearly topples a huge cauldron of what looks like homemade candy. Steadying it with his hands, he mutters under his breath. 'What the f-'
He would never admit it, but he nearly jumps out of his skin when you emerge from the studio with a dramatic flutter of the curtain divider. 'Oh hey, you're here!'
Stepping towards you, he presses a kiss to the corner of your mouth in a hello, and gestures. 'You really went all out, hmm?'
Your grin brims with pride, and he feels his lips stretch into an answering smile as you straighten up some of the costumes on a nearby rack.
'We found a Halloween shop nearby a few years back,' you explain. 'All their stock was still in boxes in the store room, so we took everything and ran with it. It's a lot of work every year, but the kids have so much fun with it, it's definitely worth it.'
Joel hums skeptically. 'Not just the kids have fun, from what I heard.'
You cross your arms and play coy. 'What have you heard?'
'That my brother hosts the rowdiest Halloween party in town for the adults every year, and tonight is their last hurrah before the baby comes.'
You chuckle. 'And I'm guessing you fought the costume and lost?'
'Thereâs no winninâ when your sister-in-law plays the pregnancy card,' he grumbles with poorly concealed fondness.
You walk him towards the racks near the cashier. 'Here are the men's costumes. We run a pay what you want system for Halloween rentals, just pop your contribution into that pumpkin on the counter. You better hurry though, things start kicking off around seven tonight.'
Joel combs through the outfits half-heartedly, when a standalone clothes rack on the other side of the room, covered with a black sheet, catches his eye. 'And what's that?'
You hesitate, and stutter, 'Oh, um - you wonât like those.'
Arching an eyebrow, he stares down at you. 'Why is that, sweetheart?'
The endearing way you wring your hands and worry your bottom lip brings him right back to when he first met you. Your shyness has always provoked a reaction from him - an understanding at first, from the introvert in him. Then protectiveness, when he started spending time with you.
And now, knowing you the way he does, with you opening up to him over the past few months, he lets his mouth relax into a half-smirk, one hand curling around your waist to pull you into his side as he teases, 'Use your words, Pin.'
You huff, recognising the playfulness in his body language, but you still struggle to get the words out. 'Theyâre - um, damnit - they're adventurous.'
He sets his face in a mock stern expression. 'And what, Iâm too borin' for them?'
Narrowing your eyes at him, which makes him grin, you deadpan, 'It's just - they're not your thing, ok? They're of the -' you pause, and gesture in air quotes. 'Occupational variety.'
Comprehension dawns on him, and he drawls, 'Ah, you mean slutty costumes.'
He can feel your skin heat at his words as you duck your head, and he teases, voice low and gruff by your ear. 'And will you be wearin' somethin' slutty for me tonight, sweetheart?'
Your breath hitches and your lips part, eyes glassy at the turn of the mood. 'Joel -'
He isn't a particularly spiritual man, but the longer he lives, the more heâs convinced that some people are put on earth for a reason.
And Lucy's raison d'etre is to cockblock him at every turn.
The door bursts open with a brash energy that is uniquely hers (with an uncanny resemblance to Ellie's), and your best friend doesn't skip a beat at the sight of the pair of you canoodling. 'Save the making out for later, Miller. We gotta go get ready Pin, câmon!'
You hastily press a kiss to his whiskered cheek. 'Pick your costume and lock up behind you, ok? I'll see you in a bit.'
Lucy all buts hauls you out of the shop, throwing over her shoulder. 'See ya later, Miller! You better show up half naked!'
Curiosity getting the better of him, Joel pulls back the sheet from the clothes rack, and his eyebrows reach for his softly graying hairline. Leafing through the options, he pauses somewhere in the middle, and smiles to himself.
Heâll show you adventurous.
Maria and Tommy's Halloween party is easily the most anticipated event in the Jackson social calendar. Illicit incentives often swap hands for a RSVP, with those unfortunate enough to be assigned patrol duties on the night willing to pay handsomely for a swap in shifts.
While the kids are knocked out at home from eating their body weight in sugar, the Tipsy Bison is teeming with townsfolk. The normally dark interiors are decked out floor to ceiling in garish black and orange, as if people wouldn't get the memo.
Joel was apprehensive on his arrival, pausing for a moment outside the double doors of the establishment to steel himself. But as soon as he crosses the threshold into the warm and boisterous bar, so loud that his right ear rings, he realises that his worries are completely unwarranted.
No one even bats an eyelid as he wades through the throngs of partygoers, nodding politely at acquaintances who drunkenly shout his name and raise a pitcher in greeting.
It's pure madness - Halloween stopped existing for him twenty years ago. The last time he went to a Halloween party was their neighbour's barbeque. He still remembers the Gryffindor costume he bought Sarah, and how big she smiled swishing around in her robe, casting gibberish spells on her friends all night.
This, however, is a distinctly grownup affair.
When he put on his costume and stood in front of the mirror an hour ago, he could barely look at his own reflection. But now, compared to others in the room, turns out his choice is almost demure.
He only saw Gladiator once when it came out a couple of years before the outbreak, but he liked it, and when he saw the costume on the rack, he picked it out straight away.
The dark red cape sits on his shoulders and drapes across half of his torso - shirtless, of course - baring his right arm. He's a bit self-conscious about the skirt (he's sure there's a name for it but the packaging didn't shed light on this), which sits mid-thigh, fastened by a belt around his waist. He's even wearing the Roman sandals and leather bracelet, and a plastic sword hangs from his belt - the full monty.
The vain side in him thinks he can pull it off, but more importantly -
He wore it for you.
But you're nowhere to be seen, even after he grabs a beer from the counter, having circled the bar twice. Spotting a lone empty chair at a high table, he decides to perch (pulling down his skirt so his boxers don't show) while he has a drink and looks for you.
His keen eyes scan the room methodically. Sexy witches, slutty lumberjacks, misbehaving firemen, naughty nurses - together with the noise, everyone and everything seems to blur into one, and he almost gives up when something familiar crosses his line of sight.
Joel frowns.
Hold up. That toolbelt looks familiar. His eyes narrow as he squints at the worn faded leather.
It is his toolbelt. The toolbelt that disappeared from his garage workshop a couple of days ago that Ellie swears she knows nothing about. That little shit.
Then his gaze pulls back, like a camera zooming out, and he finds that the toolbelt is sitting on the soft swell of a pair of hips, over short denim cut-offs that he's sure he's seen before, and below a red flannel. His red flannel, knotted at the waist, that he knows you sleep in every night.
His chest rumbles with something primal, and he downs the rest of his beer in one big gulp before slamming the empty pint glass on the table and getting onto his feet.
You donât see him coming, but you know without turning around the moment a pair of strong hands close over your hips in a possessive grip, pulling you towards the bathroom in the back of the bar.
He knocks a breathless laugh out of you when he pushes you up the closed door, the noise of the party muted by the thick timber as you grin up at him, preening at the way his dark gaze rakes over your costume.
A shiver runs down your spine as your own undoubtedly dilated eyes follow the solid outline of his right arm, which flexes as he rests his palm on the door behind you, then down his broad chest and the soft belly heâs so nonchalantly putting on display.
Itâs absurd, you know - itâs just a tacky Halloween costume, but the seams of your eyes prickle as you muse how comfortable he is in his own skin.
'And what exactly are you dressed up as?' he asks, sliding his free hand under the toolbelt to squeeze your ass.
'A slutty contractor,' you answer boldly, dragging your index finger down his bare chest. 'Isn't it obvious?'
'And you thought stealin' my toolbelt for your little costume was a good idea?' he growls.
'Well, I didn't know you'd turn up as a gladiator of all things,' you tease, wrapping your fingers around the hilt of his plastic sword.
It should not make his pulse spike like this.
'Not only that, sweetheart. I'm a slutty gladiator, thank you very much,' he retorts, walking into you to slot his hips flush against yours.
You shoot him a loaded smirk that instantly has his boxers shrink by two sizes. Ripping his cape off his shoulders, you ask cheekily, âAnd what does my champion demand as punishment -'
Joel doesn't let you finish your sentence, swallowing the rest of it with a kiss so deep that it steals your voice and takes out your knees in one fell swoop.
Grinning at the way you're already bonelessly slumped against him, he winks, nose brushing yours. 'I can think of a few things, sweetheart.'
Note: Thank you for reading! I had so much fun dipping my toe back into the Seams universe, I hope you did too. This is me warming up with a view of returning to writing for the series proper, fingers crossed sometime soon! Comments/reblogs/asks are very much appreciated as always đ§Ą
Thank you @firefly-graphics for the adorably spooky dividers!
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This Is Halloween â The Dateables (+ Luke)!
fandom: obey me pairing: dateables (+ luke, platonic) x gn!reader warnings: none prompt by anon: Your Halloween Hcâs with the OM brothers were great! I loved them! If you want, would you consider writing the same for the dateables, especially Diavolo since itâs his Birthday ! A/N: im glad you liked the headcanons with the brothers. i decided to add a shorter bonus luke too since i got pretty into writing these. hope u enjoy, and happy birthday to my boy diavolo <33
DIAVOLO
⢠Diavolo loves Halloween, and he takes celebrating it very seriously.
⢠Absolutely organises a costume party event to take place at the castle. There will be drinks, lots of fun activities for the guests, and bowls full of candy on all of the tables for the attendees to take from. The entire palace is decorated too, thanks to Barbatos. Nobody knows how he managed to hang decor from the ceiling.
⢠One might think it's inappropriate for the King of the Devildom to dress in a silly costume in front of his subjects while hosting a party. But it's Halloween. Of course he's going to dress up.
⢠If Lucifer can't manage to dissuade him in time, he will dress as that one Princess Diavolo sticker for fun. He honestly doesn't see the issue with it â plenty of people are dressed in silly, unserious costumes. Plus, the huge ballgown is actually very pretty. Lucifer seems to be the only brother who doesn't find it hilarious.
⢠Honestly isn't very good at most of the activities that were set up, but enjoys them anyway. He tends to get assistance from the other attendees, which he appreciates.
⢠Also, definitely wants a sleepover with you on Halloween night so you can binge-watch horror movies with him. Or, if you don't like horror, he'll just let you choose any film you'd like to show him at all. He really doesn't mind.
⢠He'd love to participate in horror attractions around the devildom! It's just that, well, he's a king, and the scare actors aren't particularly keen on jumping out and startling their literal ruler. He'll probably get a little pouty about this, but he'll cheer right up if you suggest he go trick-or-treating instead.
⢠Imagine someone rings the doorbell on Halloween, you answer and it's the fucking royal family and they want all your candy.
⢠He has multiple bags worth of sweets by the end of the night, and he's very happy with himself! Even though Barbatos warns him not to try and eat them all in one sitting, he still probably makes an attempt.
⢠Can't do work the next day because of a stomach-ache.
"Diavâ oh wow," you stare and blink in shock at the sight before you. Lord Diavolo, dressed in a large and luxurious dress, looking at you with a smile. "Are you... dressed as that one sticker?" "Ah, I'm so glad you recognised!" Diavolo beamed. "Isn't it amazing?" "Uhâ yeah," you nodded your head, then pulled out your D.D.D. "...Do you mind if I take a picture?" "Of course! Go right ahead." Oooh, Levi is so gonna wish he came along...
BARBATOS
⢠Indifferent to Halloween as a whole, but takes part due to Diavolo's love of it.
⢠Like I mentioned, he's mostly the one who decorated the palace. He couldn't help but be very tempted by the jumpscare props he'd come across while shopping, but decided against it for the sake of the people attending the party, keeping all of the decorations fairly simple and inoffensive. He also set up all of the activities for the guests to participate in.
⢠Also, pumpkin pie, anyone?
⢠As you can imagine, he does a lot for the event itself, but doesn't really participate. Diavolo drags him into a few things, but he won't dress up. He refuses to, saying his butler clothes are fine and allows the guests to recognise that he's still working. If you beg he might wear a Halloween-themed accessory or two.
⢠Anything he is dragged into doing, be it apple-bobbing, candy-making or pumpkin-carving, he immediately excels at. Insists he's never carved a pumpkin before while doing the most insane, elaborate design. You don't even think he's lying, he's just that guy.
⢠Again, he will not willingly go to a horror attraction on his own, but he can be convinced to go by either you or Diavolo. And when he's there, nothing affects him. Not even in the slightest. You're pretty sure his poker-faced smile is scarier than most of the actual jumpscares going on.
⢠He has the same reaction to horror films, too. He might gently tease you for being scared, but quickly drops it in favour of either turning it off, or letting you hold onto him for the duration of the movie.
⢠Doesn't mind handing out candy and some of his baked treats, but tries to mix in healthier food options too. He doesn't want the guests or the King to get a stomach-ache from eating too much sugar.
"...How did you do that?" You gazed in awe at the intricate design carved into Barbatos' pumpkin. It was a replica of what the palace looked like from the outside, and he'd somehow managed to add every fine little detail with his carving knife. He smiled. "I just trusted my hands would replicate the image in my head," he said simply, then looked at your pumpkin. "Yours looks nice as well." "...Thanks." You said. You were unconvinced he could have possibly meant that compliment for your carving that was, by now, simply an indiscernible blob, but you appreciated the thought.
SIMEON
⢠So. Halloween originated from the belief that, on that day, the line between the living and the dead was blurred. Traditions such as lighting bonfires spawned under the premise of warding off spirits. Simeon, as an angel, I feel would still have an attachment to that origin.
⢠He still participates in the fun events and games, but will also cast wards in order to prevent spirits from getting too close. He tries to be pretty secretive about it as well, since he's pretty sure most demons in the Devildom won't respond kindly to the sight of angelic sanctifying magic, even if it's to protect them.
⢠Very happy to dress up. He tries on a bunch of different costumes, but I love the idea of him going as a deer. The fake antlers are a little heavy on his head though, so he might take them off from time to time.
⢠He loves the cute little Halloween-themed objects. Like Halloween-themed cupcakes, Halloween-themed window stickers, and props such as pumpkins with faces on them or boo-ghosts. He's first to decorate Purgatory Hall specifically so he can beat Solomon to it, because he just knows that sorcerer would somehow traumatise Luke if he were in charge of the decor.
⢠Isn't much a fan of horror, but it doesn't particularly frighten him, either. He reacts to jumpscares, sure, but not much else. A pretty good option to choose to watch horror movies or go to haunted houses with though, because even though he isn't really a fan, he's steady enough to bring you comfort the whole time.
⢠Super sweet to any trick-or-treaters that come to the door. He always makes sure to buy the large chocolate bars to hand out, and he compliments the costume of every kid that comes by.
⢠Asks you to tag along with him and Luke to go trick-or-treating. They're both 100% respectful of "take one!" signs, every single time.
Luke gleefully skipped up to the nearest house, ringing the doorbell and gesturing for you two to "come here". You and Simeon hurried forward a little to catch up with him before an older lady opened the door, greeting the three of you with a friendly smile. "Trick or treat!" She leaned to the side, picking up a bucket full of candy and offering it to Luke. "Here, take whatever you like." "Not too much, Luke." You warned, and Simeon gave a nod and a smile. "Haha! Nonsense, your son can take as much as he likes." You felt Simeon freeze up at the same time you did. ... "Huh?! I'm not their son!"
SOLOMON
⢠Spooky season for this man is an excuse to be a menace.
⢠As if he needed one.
⢠A little bummed that Simeon got to decorating before he did, but still, he can work with it. He enchants some of the props to move and jerk violently whenever someone walks too close to it, giving both Simeon and Luke the fright of their lives when they get up for water in the middle of the night.
⢠His costume is a classic witch/wizard outfit. Everybody boo him for being boring and unoriginal. Boo!
⢠He carries around a wand just for authenticity, but will actually proceed to cast spells using it for the rest of the night. It's completely unnecessary and just requires extra effort, but he likes being able to threateningly point a wand at people.
⢠Really enjoys the activities and games. He actually won't try to use magic to win, he'll do it legitimately, but is so good at the apple-bobbing that everyone is pretty sure he enchanted the apples somehow and are refusing to touch them like they're contaminated.
⢠On that note, don't let him do the candy-making stuff. It doesn't matter how close an eye you keep on him, he will mess it up somehow. He made quite possibly the worst candy apple the three worlds have ever seen.
⢠Is perfectly okay with handing out candy to trick-or-treaters while Simeon and Luke are out. He does tend to scare the kids, though... He thought enchanting the garden props to dance would be a fun little surprise. He didn't mean to make that kid cry, honest!
"Solomon!" You stormed into the living room, where Solomon turned and meet you with a far-too-easy smile. "Why did some little boy's parents just show up at our door?!" "Hmmm... maybe he didn't like the candy options we gave out?" He lifted his hand to his chin, as if thinking hard. "They said you made him cry using some weird jumpscare prop in the garden!" "Oh, that?" He shook his head. "It wasn't a jumpscare prop, I just used a little magic to make one of the garden gnomes stand up and sing a little 'goodbye'." "What possessed you to think that would be anything but horrifying?!"
BONUS: LUKE
⢠Like Simeon, is moreso into the actual origins of Halloween than the holiday itself. Unlike Simeon, gets way too into it and takes it far too seriously.
⢠Everything scares this poor kid. He tried to exorcise a cardboard cutout that Solomon enchanted to move around, and later insisted it hadn't scared him that badly, he was just trying to protect the house!
⢠Everyone keeps harassing him to dress up as a dog and he does not find it funny.
"Luke?" You tilt your head as the young angel stormed into your room, shutting your door behind him with a huff and sitting cross-armed on the edge of your bed. "What's wrong?" "Solomon bought a dog costume for me!" He complained, turning to you. His jaw dropped when he saw the expression on your face. "It's not funny!" You slapped a hand over your mouth. "Right, right, no, of course not," you nodded, standing up and trying to hold in your laughter. "I'll go tell him to get a better costume for you."
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pairing: pink power ranger!hyunjin x afab reader
genre: smut, stupidity (minors dni)
warnings: oral (f receiving), fingering (f receiving), public sex kinda?, unprotected sex (be safe), creampie, tit sucking, alcohol consumption, very brief mention of female masturbation
word count: 8.2K
a/n: IM AT A CONCERT DRESSED AS SLUTTY LIGHTNING MCQUEEN RN WOOHOOOOOOO (this is a queued post). happy horny halloween mofos! very glad to be posting this fc bc i was supposed to post it last year and then just gave up LMAO so she's been a long time comin. pls give her some love i would really appreciate it!!! hope you all have/had a super safe sexy halloween!
october is overrated.
i mean sure, there is something undeniably cozy and heart-warming about crunchy leaves and pumpkin patches and all of the other shit that comes in the âfall aestheticâ package. but the truth is that october is too windy, halloween is overhyped, and pumpkin spice tastes like ass.
and who wants to go to a halloween party where you canât dress like a slut because of the wind chill? no one.
âyouâre too negative.â jeongin sips his starbucks while keeping his eyes trained on the road, his left hand gripping the steering wheel of his beat up silver volkswagen jetta that he calls his baby, his pride and joy.
âiâm just telling it like it is,â you shift in the passenger seat to face him, âthere is no need for so much hype around a mediocre holiday. whatâs there to enjoy about getting violently drunk and stuffing your face with so much candy you feel sick?â
âlisten y/n, i donât know what your problem is but halloween is fun.â he appears to stop there, but then keeps going, âand i will not have your sour attitude ruin my favourite holiday.â
you just scoff and gaze out the window at all of the trees now bursting with shades of red, orange, yellow.Â
as if sensing something was off from your previous conversation, jeongin breaks the silence âyouâre still coming to jacksonâs party though, right? i donât wanna go aloneâŚâ
âyou wonât be alone,â you counter, âseungmin will be there.â
jeongin groans, âbut seungminâs so boring at parties. all he does is complain about how bad alcohol tastes and try to talk to people about books and films. i donât trust a bitch that says films instead of movies! they always think theyâre better than everyone.â
âthatâs not true, seungminâs fun at parties!â albeit you do admit youâve only been to one party with seungmin where he went buck wild and were later told that that is very uncharacteristic of him.Â
jeonginâs expression turns sour, and you start to take pity on him.
âinnie, i promised you iâd go to this party. when have i ever broken a promise? iâll be there, alright?â
with that his face softens, and he goes back to his regular chatty self.Â
âknowing jackson itâs gonna be even bigger and better than last year. and you know y/n, iâm pretty sure hyunjinâs going as well.â
your heart drops to your stomach at the mention of his name.
you try to act as nonchalant as possible, âwhy would i care if hyunjinâs there or not?â
âbecause youâre in love with him.â
âi am not in love with him.â
jeongin scoffs, âplease, i see those googly eyes you make every time you see him - scratch that, everytime his name is mentioned. and you sucked his dick.â
âoh so the second you put a guys dick in your mouth you instantaneously fall in love with him?â
âokay fine! maybe you donât love him but thereâs something there, no denying it,â he pauses, and then adds, âand i for one think itâs something worth pursuing.â
leaning your face against the passenger side window, you sigh contemplatively, âthat ship has sailed, my friend. at this point hyunjin probably doesnât want anything to do with me.â
âi donât know y/n, he still seems a littleâŚ. hung up on you,â jeongin attempts to reason with you, âwhy donât you try talking to him?â
âwhat the fuck would i even say to him? hey hyunjin, everytime i think of you i get really really wet. could you please bend me over the nearest hard surface and fuck me so hard i canât walk for a week???!!!!â
âso vulgar and for what.â
you roll your eyes, âshut up jeongin. if you want me to get with him so badly, maybe⌠i donât know, help?âÂ
âno way. you two are adults, you can sort it out yourself.â
âgee, what would i do without you and your incessant outpour of advice jeongin?â you tease, since jeongin is inherently quite awful at offering meaningful advice.Â
âi give good advice!!! you just never take it,â your best friend scowls as he drives through campus, pulling into a parking lot located in the midst of all of your school's buildings.Â
âsure innie, whatever makes you feel better,â you grab your tote bag off of the floor of the passenger seat and step out of jeonginâs car. as soon as youâre outside a brisk gust of wind engulfs you, the chill making its way through your sweater and making you shudder; you shouldâve worn a thicker jacket.
jeongin does the same as you, slamming the driver door shut before grabbing his own stuff from the backseat.
âiâll see you in a couple hours, kay? text me when your class is done,â he states before heading off towards to library, his broad shoulders protected from the frigid fall weather with a thick wool sweater and a puffy black scarf. the heels of his boots scuff the pavement as he trudges away, pulling out his headphones as he prepares for a couple hours of studying.
you make out in the opposite direction of your friend, heading towards the building where your lecture hall is located. all around you students are dressed in jackets and thick sweaters, scarves donning their necks and leg warmers wrapped around their ankles. the grey sky makes everything appear dull, spare for the bright coloured leaves that have been blown off the trees and crunch under the weight of your boots when you step on them.Â
soon you make it to your lecture hall, revelling in the warmth of being inside as you slowly close the doors behind you and making your way over to your (un)official seat. ever since the amount of people attending lecture every week started to decrease, you staked your claim on a seat in your favourite section of the room and refuse to sit elsewhere.
after a couple minutes of waiting your prof begins class, delving into lecture without a hitch as you attempt to scribble down notes. however, just as youâre about to get into the meat of today's class, your focus is broken when a late-comer yanks open the doors to the room with full force.
in walks hwang hyunjin, and a small part of you dies inside.Â
as the metal door swings shut behind him with a dramatic bang! you lock eyes with him just for a second before his gaze is averted to your professor who he gives a small, apologetic smile to.Â
in your head youâre screaming donât you fucking dare hwang hyunjin as he walks closer and closer and closer to where youâre sitting in the sparsely populated lecture hall. you roll your eyes so hard your head hurts when hyunjin chooses the seat almost directly in front of you (just a little off to the side so it looks like it was a total accident - fuck you hwang).
of course you knew that hyunjin was in this class as well, but heâs usually on time and usually sits far away from you, at the back of the lecture hall. today he just feels like being an asshole, i guess.Â
hyunjinâs weird. heâs weird because he had the hots for you during the sweltering summer months, when jeongin rented a beachside airbnb for a week and invited all of his close friends - including you and hyunjin. heâs weird because he always applied sunscreen on your back and helped you cut up watermelon and sat beside you during bonfires. heâs weird because when everyone else left to go to the pier he encouraged you to stay back and yanked on your hair while you sucked his dick, bit your bottom lip with his front teeth, and fucked you so hard you saw stars.Â
heâs weird because he now pretends that the two of you have no history and fucks with you on purpose by shooting you flirty looks when he sees you at get togethers or on campus but does nothing more than that. he knows that you think about him, but does he think about you too?
staring at the back of his ebony-haired head, you canât shake the image of hyunjin on top of you, his puffy bottom lip pulled between his teeth as he fucked you into his mattress, out of your head. the needy whines and groans he emitted when his cock was down your throat are ringing in your ears; you cross your legs under your desk in a pathetic attempt to ease the ache you feel in your cunt that you hate yourself for. come on brain, we cannot be horny during lecture! focus!!!
the next few hours drag on and on and on as you force yourself to keep your vision trained on either your notebook or your prof, resisting the urge to allow yourself to gaze upon the man who occupies your thoughts almost 24/7 (which is so not feminist of you btw).Â
ergo, when your prof finishes lecture 20 minutes early, you heave a sigh of relief. great, now you can gtfo and go finger yourself in the bathroom before getting jeongin to drive you home. but of course, a certain someone decides to ruin your plans by turning around and leaning against your desk, his dark chocolate eyes staring down at you mischievously.Â
âare you coming to jacksonâs party?â
is he talking to you?Â
âare you talking to me?â
hyunjin looks around while the few other students surrounding the two of you scramble to pack their bags, âi mean, who else would i be talking to.â
âi donât know,â you shrug, âanyone but me i guess.â
god this is so awkward. gag me with a spoon.
âyou didnât answer my question.â
âhmm?â you pretend to busy yourself with the task of shoving your pencil case into your near empty school bag.
âjacksonâs party? you coming? jeongin said you were.â
of course he fucking did. because jeongin just loves stirring the pot.
âoh, uh yeah. iâll be there.â
âwhat are you going to dress up as?â hyunjin clearly does not see how much you want to end this conversation - or maybe he does, and he just likes seeing you squirm. bitch.
âi donât know yet.â
âthe partyâs tomorrow⌠and you still donât know what youâre gonna be?â
ânope.â
âoh.â
hyunjinâs lips curl into a subtle smirk and you know heâs just dying for you to ask him the same thing, so you do.
âwhat are you dressing up as, hwang?â
his tongue pokes the inside of his cheek as he swings his backpack over one shoulder, âi guess youâll just have to find out.â
and with that, he leaves you alone in the lecture hall with your professor, your half-packed bag, and your soaked panties.
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back in jeonginâs jetta as he gives you a ride home, you complain about hyunjin.
âheâs fucking with me on purpose, i just know it. god! heâs such aâŚ. just like a littleâŚ. WEASEL! heâs a fucking weasel.â
âcome on y/n, heâs not that bad,â jeongin sticks up for hyunjin, who is also his friend, mind you.
all you do is wave him off, âyou donât know how it feels to be played by a man that beautiful, innie.âÂ
jeongin throws in the towel, and the two of you drive along the paved roads of your town in silence. as you continue to move along you soon findÂ
âthat forest still gives me the creeps.â
âcome on, you seriously still donât believe in all of that âlost johnâ bullshit, do you?â
lost johnâs forest is somewhat of a fable in your town; folklore, if you will. for ages people have been passing around this story about how a tourist named john who was exploring the town wandered into that forest one day to never be seen again. there are some variations, of course. some people say that theyâve seen john out and about, or that john was actually a cult leader and if you go into the woods youâre bound to get sacrificed. no one knows if john actually ever existed, or if the story is just all horseshit used as a cautionary tale to keep kids out of the forest at night.
doesnât make it any less creepy though.
you huff as you stare at the endless sea of trees youâre driving past, âitâs not that i actually believe in it, itâs just that those stories come from somewhere, you know?â
jeongin doesnât seem to understand the point youâre trying to get across, â...so?â
âso thereâs gotta be at least some truth to them, right? or else where did they come from?â
âi donât know y/n, i think itâs all made up to scare kids.âÂ
the two of you sit in silence for a moment as you pass the last stretch of lost johnâs forest before being surrounded by houses, apartment complexes and coffee shops once again.Â
âhey, do you know what costume hyunjinâs wearing to the party?âÂ
as soon as the question passes your lips you regret it, and your regret increases tenfold when a devilish smirk makes its way onto jeongins face.
âoh! i thought youâd gotten over hyunjin, but here you are asking what heâs dressing up as for halloween. interesting!âÂ
âoh my god jeongin shut the fuck up!! itâs not like that, he was just being a twat when i asked him about it in lecture today,â you huff in annoyance over your friends antics. and for the record youâve never said that you were over hyunjin, just that you arenât in love with him.Â
âsure y/n, whatever you need to tell yourself,â jeongin laughs, clearly thinking that heâs won this little scuffle, âyou need to figure out a costume though.â
âugh i know.â you scratch your head tentatively, âwhat are you going as?â
âa bananaâ
you canât help the chuckle that escapes your lips. is he for real?
âwhatâs so funny?â jeongin questions, his brow quirked.Â
âreally? a fucking banana?â
âwhatâs wrong with that?â
âitâs a dumb costume, thatâs whatâs wrong.â
âitâs not dumb y/n, you just have no taste.â
âoh i have plenty of taste - thatâs how i can tell your costume is bad.â
âitâs not bad itâs just- why are you being such a bitch right now?â
âdid you just call me a bitch??!â
âyes i did because youâre being one!!â
âokay well SORRY for telling you that your costume is STUPID!!!â
âoh yeah? well in that case good luck finding a way to jacksonâs party because IâM NOT TAKING YOU ANYMORE!!!â
âFINE!â
âFINE!!â
âFUCK YOU JEONGIN!!â
âFUCK YOU Y/N!!!!!â
in a fit of blind rage you grab your bag and shove you way out of jeonginâs car, a gust of wind ruffling your clothes as he speeds off as soon as you slam the door behind you. he is totally in the wrong here. you were just being a good friend, looking out for him by telling him that heâs setting himself up to look like a total idiot.
a squeal sounds behind you as jeongin floors it away from your house, the smell of burning rubber lingering around where his car was moments ago. what an aquarius you think to yourself as you head into your house, tossing your bag to the floor with a thump as soon as youâre inside. whatever, fuck jeongin! youâll show him that you can have fun without him.
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âokay, what about this one?â
seungmin is in your bedroom for the first time ever.Â
which is weird, since the two of you have been friends for some time now. but hey, heâs here now eating chocolate covered pretzels while perched on the corner of your bed helping you pick out a costume for jacksonâs halloween party.
âitâs cute.â
â... just cute? anything else?â
âi donât know, you look⌠nice?â
you heave a sigh of frustration, âyou know seungmin you really suck at this.â
he raises his hands in defence, âsorry! iâve never done this before, youâre my only female friend.â
âyea yea whatever,â you command him to stop speaking with a wave of your hand, eyes flitting back and forth between the two costume options youâve spread out on your floor and the one currently donning your body.
âso the final contenders are olive from easy a, slutty michael myers, andâŚâ you look down at your legs, which are clad in the same black latex stockings you wore for halloween last year, âa sexy nun.â
seungmin shakes his head, âdonât do the last one, thatâs blasphemous.â
âokay⌠sexy nun is out. iâm thinking easy a, you?â
seungmin ponders for a moment, his eyes squinted as he gazes at both the easy a and slutty mike myers costumes splayed across your carpeted floor.Â
âi second that, your boobs will look killer in a corset,â he eventually attests before shoving a couple more chocolate covered pretzels in his mouth.Â
you playfully smack his shoulder, âsee min! you are good at choosing outfits.â
he just smirks in response before dusting the pretzel crumbs on his fingers off on his pants. with your arms full of discarded garments you head over to your closet, putting the clothing items of the unchosen costumes back in their place.
âhey can i ask you a question?â seungmin quips from your bed, where heâs now made himself comfortable by lying down and scrolling through twitter.Â
âshoot,â you say while hanging up your navy blue jumpsuit.
seungmin pauses his scrolling to ask, âhow come you didnât ask jeongin to help you with this? i mean, not that i donât like helping you or anything, but you guys are like always together.â
ugh. jeongin. just hearing his name makes youÂ
âwe got into an argument,â you explain, opting to foresee the fact that said argument was over a fucking halloween costume, âheâs being petty, and i donât want anything to do with him at the moment. and he keeps getting â
seungmins brows raise momentarily before he responds, âit seems to me that both of you are being petty. also what happened with hyunjin?â
shit. you totally forgot seungmin isnât caught up on everything thatâs gone down. itâs his fault in all honesty, always opting to stay home instead of hanging out.Â
âuhhh itâs nothing,â you decide now isnât the best time to get into everything, âbut hey, youâre supposed to be on my side here!â
âi am!!! but why donât we forget about your drama and watchâŚ.. coraline. capisce?â
coraline does sound nice, so you tug on your pyjama pants and join seungmin on your bed to indulge in a fitting movie.Â
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today is halloween.
today is halloween and youâre dreading it.
seungmin slept over last night and the two of you have been lounging around all day in preparation for tonight, which you are not looking forward to, what with both hyunjin and jeongin being there.
neither you nor jeongin have reached out to the other, both too stupid to be the first one to text the other and apologise. whatever, heâs the one who was up your ass about coming to this party, youâre gonna prove that you donât have to follow him around like a lost dog at every function.
when it comes time to get ready you blast deftones and the twilight soundtrack (much to seungmins dismay) while painting your face. when it comes time to get into your outfit you recruit seungmin to help, making him stand behind you and yank the ties on your lacy black corset. with each tug you can feel the boning hug your ribs and stomach tighter and tighter before the mere action of breathing is uncomfortable.
itâs just for a couple hours you remind yourself while pulling on your black mini skirt and grabbing a pair of black sunnies from your vanity. the glossy scarlet red âaâ that you hand stitched onto the left breast of your corset last night glints in the mirror as you examine yourself, perfectly content with the costume you managed to pull off in less than 24 hours.
âholy shit, how can you breathe in that thing?â seungmin says as he stares at you from the same place on your bed, seemingly taken aback by the resilience of your rib cage.
âitâs for fashion, min! this halloween is all about reprisal, and i wanna look damn good while doing it.â
âokay shakespeare,â he jests before grabbing his costume from where itâs laying on the floor. it takes him a mere minute to throw on his outfit, and you envy him for it.
once youâre finally sure that youâre ready you toss a few tequila shots back in your kitchen as seungmin watches, stating he doesnât wanna get fucked up tonight (when does he ever) but relents when you ask him to do at least one shot to keep him warm on the walk over to jacksonâs.
the bite of the night autumn air has you questioning if you even want to go when you step out onto your porch, the leather jacket you borrowed from seungmin hanging from your shivering shoulders. no, you canât back down now. with a skip in your step you all but drag seungmin off of your porch, those tequila shots slowly but surely making their way through your system.
by now many of the trick or treaters that lined the streets earlier in the evening have retired to bed, leaving the rest of the holiday to be celebrated by the mature population. so, the roads are mainly empty as you walk down them, the pavement damp and shiny.
when you arrive at jacksonâs place you take pity on his neighbours, for the music is so loud it seems as if it might trigger a small earthquake. a few scattered groups of people are on the lawn but most are inside, and you can see the party raging through the front windows. seungmin doesnât say anything, just shoots you a knowing look before the two of you make your way inside.
immediately upon entering youâre almost ploughed over by a guy in one of those blow up t-rex costumes, who barely spares a look at you before running away and continuing to wreak havoc.
âi donât think Iâm drunk enough for this min, we should just go,â you turn to leave but to your surprise are stopped by seungmin.
âcome on y/n, weâre already here. letâs just stay for a bit, ok?â he reasons, and you relent with a dramatic sigh.
out of the corner of your eye you catch of glimpse of someone waving to you; actually, waving to seungmin, motioning him to head over there. you see 3 guys, one in a red power ranger suit, another in a green and yet another in a pink. the puzzle in your brain slowly pieces together as you glance down at seungmins blue power ranger suit.
donât tell meâŚ.
the 3 guys pull off their masks at the same time, and youâre met with the grinning faces of jeongin (red), hyunjin (pink), and their friend jisung (green). and just to add more salt on the wound, a boy name felix whom youâve meet a handful of times shows up with his friends dressed in a yellow ranger suit. stupid! you shouldâve know seungmin was a part of a group costume, who would dress up as a solo power ranger?
âwhy didnât you tell me that you were doing a stupid group costume with jeongin and hyunjin!â you sock seungmin in the shoulder.
âi didnât think it mattered!â he whines while rubbing the spot where you punched him.
âwell it does, because now we have to spend the whole night with them,â you whine, although what you said isnât necessarily true. youâre just salty because seungmin is supposed to be on your side in this whole debacle, and because jeongin decided to change his costume after your quarrel in his car the other day.
much to your dismay, seungmin wraps his bony fingers around your wrist and drags you towards the group of his friends, towards your doom. as soon and jeongin realizes youâre headed this way he departs, running up the stairs like the coward he is.
âseungmin! you made it!â jisung exclaims, clearly already a couple drinks in and clearly unable to sense the tension between you and everyone else.
âhaha, yep!â seungmin answers sheepishly as you wrench your wrist free from his grasp. traitor!
you sulk as you listen to felix, seungmin and jisung talk about god knows what, probably video games or baseball or something stupid. it doesnât help that you can overhear parts of hyunjins conversation with the girl that felix brought. thankfully, youâre blessed with the gift of being able to tune everything out if you so chose, so you stand there in silence and dream about going home.
it isnât long until you can sense a looming presence beside you, and you snap out of your stupor to see hyunjin standing only a few feet away from you. the way his eyes scan the expanse of your body doesnât go unnoticed by you.ďżź
âso,â he starts, arms widespread in a clear gesture to his costume, âwhat do you think?â
âgeez, and people say girls dress like sluts. you know i can see your whole dick print, right?â you taunt,
ânothing you havenât seen before,â he sneers while his eyes scan the length of your body, hyper focusing on the red âaâ sewn into your corset, âwhatâŚ. what are you?â
how uncultured!
âolive from easy a. you know, emma stoneâs character?â you state matter of factly, arms folded across your chest.
ânever seen it.â
âreally?â you ask, genuinely shocked since hyunjin seems to love fun cult classics. and because heâs friends with seungmin, who's seen about every movie under the sun.
âreally,â he reaches over and picks up his drink from where he left it on the counter, âoff topic, but a couple people about to play truth or dare in one of the bedrooms upstairs, you should come. or donât, i donât care.â
and with that the boy dressed as the pink ranger turns on his heel and walks away, patting whoever was dressed in the yellow ranger costume on the back as a signal to hit the road.
truth or dare? for real? didnât realise this was a high school party.
you make your way over to seungmin, whoâs busy playing with the pop tab attached to the lid of his mikes hard lemonade. itâs clear he doesnât really plan on talking to anyone else all night, and is only here because you dragged him and he had a duty to fulfil as a result of being part of a group costume.
âtheyâre about to play truth or dare upstairs min, can you believe that?â you scoff, feeling your cheeks warm up as a result of the alcohol youâve consumed.
seungmin makes a noise of agreeance, his lip quirking upwards as he responds, âfor real? that game is just soâŚ. childish.â
both of you nod before looking at the floor, you drawing small circles with your feet and seungmin playing with his pop tab again.
âbut it is kinda fun, you know?â seungmin speaks up first.
âno youâre right,â silence again, and then you add, âshould we go join?â
all seungmin does is nod and pass you your drink before the two of you make your way upstairs, opening to the door to a bathroom and accidentally interrupting some kind of fuck session before finding the correct bedroom and slinking inside.
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a messy circle of people meets you when you enter, with everyone sitting on the floor or bed or chairs that were definitely stolen from the dining room. there aren't a ton of people, maybe 13 or so, but you seem to know everyone at least to a certain extent.
ânice costume, y/n,â jeongin practically emerges form the shadows to sneer at you, his voice laced with poison.
âthanks jeongin, it is a nice costume. what happened to you going as a banana? did you heed my advice and finally realise it was a stupid idea?â
all he does is scoff at this, choosing not to retort for the sake of looking like the bigger person.
âjeez, you guys are really pissed at each other, huh?â seungmin remarks while grabbing your wrist and dragging you away from jeongin in case you were about to reach up and slap him.
you donât respond, but the sour look on your face says it all.
âalright guys, letâs get this started!â hyunjin announces to the room full of people, and all of the individual chatter dies down, âthe game is truth or dare, as you all know, but we wanted to make it extra frightening for halloween. jeongin?â
jeongin stalks over to hyunjin, and youâre worried for what he has planned.
âif you do not fulfil your truth or dare, you will face a penalty. that penalty is doing a shot,â he takes a breath, âand showing the entire circle the last nude you sent.â
chaos. everyone erupts in anger at jeonginâs sick idea of a punishment.
âcome on jeongin, that is so over the top,â one of the other girls in the room, chaeryeong, shouts above everyone else.
all jeongin does is raise his arms in a shrug, clearly loving playing the villain. ugh, youâre so over him.
ârules are rules you guys! we want to make sure people are following through on their dares! or truths, of course.â
he does have a point there, but still, his rules are a bit excessive.
the room quiets down and a few people decide to get up and leave, opting to not take the risk of exposing themselves if they get stuck with a particularly damning truth or dare.
âgreat, lets get this show on the road then,â jeongin acts as the ringleader and gets everyone settled, âwho wants to go first?â
âme! i wanna go!â jeongins friend felix, the yellow ranger, throws his hand in the air.
âok felix, truth or dare?â
the rest of the party can be heard as the room falls silent to let felix think, allowing him time to ponder since he was the first to volunteer.
âiâll go dare,â he finally announces, and a chorus of oooooâs sound as everyone waits to hear what felix has in store for him.
âi dare you,â jeongin ponders, trying to come up with something juicy and exciting, âto give us your best strip tease!â
everyone shrieks and felix hangs his head in embarrassment before standing up, clearly not backing down from the challenge. someone turns on pony by ginuwine and everyone shrieks even louder as felix starts doing his best strip tease, filled with body rolls and thigh grabbing as he peels the top part of his yellow power ranger costume off, exposing his defined abs and smooth back in the process.
after a couple minutes everyone agrees that heâs done enough and he pulls his costume back one before plopping back down in his seat, his cheeks and ears a bright cherry red. nevertheless, a triumphant smile is plastered on his face as everyone cheers for him having successfully completed the first dare.
the game continues without a hitch; chaeryeong confesses that her first wet dream was about hiccup from how to train your dragon, seungmin has to do a blowjob shot from between felixâs legs (you almost thought he was going to accept the penalty), and you find out that the weirdest place jisung has had sex was in a mcdonaldâs bathroom.
suddenly jeongin locks eyes with you and you, knowing that heâs probably had one too many drinks at this point, feel a sense of dread settle in the pit of your stomach.
ây/n! your turn, truth or dare.â
you know that whatever you choose itâs gonna be bad, so you opt to bite the bullet and just go for it.
âuhhhhhh ok, dare.â
in that moment it looks as if jeongin has quite literally embodied the devil himself and you know that youâve chosen wrong. all you can do is brace yourself for whatever dare heâs about to challenge you to - which youâll have to fulfill for the sake of not looking like a loser.
âi dare you,â he smiles, âto spend 10 minutes exploring lost johnâs forest.â
the room goes silent.
no fucking way. does he want you to die???!!
seungmin comes to your rescue, âcome on jeongin, that's a little too intense for a game, donât you think?â
âa dare is a dare! if y/n doesnât want to do it sheâll just have to face the penalty instead.â
everyone continues to look around the room tentatively, waiting to see what happens next. most gazes are fixed on you, eyes with with worry and excitement, but some stare at jeongin.
âcome on, do you guys seriously still believe in all of those bullshit urban legends? that stuff is just for kids, weâre all adults now!â jeongin speaks up and sips his beer as if to further prove his point.
âregardless of if those rumours are true or not, donât you think itâs unsafe for y/n to be out in a forest this late at night? you know, alone?â this comes from hyunjin, and youâre surprised heâs sticking up for you.
only after hyunjinâs comment do you see jeonginâs tough guy facade start to waver, but he holds his ground, ây/nâs a big girl, she can speak for herself.â
suddenly everyoneâs gaze is on you. dear god, why on earth did you come to this party??
âyou know what, fine. fiiiine!!!! iâll do it,â you declare as you stand up, adjusting your skirt that had shifted in place while you were seated. jeonginâs face deadpans, and that alone is enough to give you the courage
âwait, how will we know if she actually goes to lost johnâs forest though? what if she just waits outside and then comes back in 10 minutes later?â jisung quips, and youâre tempted to reach out and slap him across the face. bitch.
âthatâs a good point,â jeongin pauses to think, âok fine, someone should go with her to make sur-â
âiâll go,â hyunjin volunteers before standing up a little too quickly, which is evident in the way he wobbles slightly before catching his balance.
jeonginâs eyes nearly pop out of his skull at this; itâs clear he wants you to have the worst night ever, meaning being alone in a forest with a guy you have the hots for is strictly off the table âwait no, someone else should go.â
âwhy? iâm fully capable of escorting y/n to and from lost johnâs to make sure nothing bad happens. besides, does anyone else want to volunteer as an escort?â hyunjin retorts before waiting expectantly.
the circle of people sit there, unmoving. after a few seconds seungmin slowly moves to raise his hand but a dirty scowl from hyunjin makes him freeze.
âright then, itâs settled. letâs go y/nâ he states while grabbing your wrist and dragging you to the door of the bedroom youâre in.
you look back at jeongin over your shoulder, who clearly isnât pleased. all you do is shoot him a cheeky half smile before following hyunjin out the room, down the stairs and into the night.
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standing at the edge of lost johns forest, you think you might pass out.
but you neglect to tell hyunjin that.
âyou ready?â he asks while shooting you a comforting look, his words have no trace of teasing or mockery.
you look at the vast expanse of trees in front you. it looks as if it stretches on forever and ever, and you gulp as you think of all the possible things that could be inside, waiting for you and hyunjin to enter before striking.
that being said, youâd rather do this with him than do it alone.
âletâs just get this over with. the sooner weâre done here the sooner weâll get back and I can strangle jeongin.â
hyunjin laughs before offering you his hand, which you take and pray that he doesnât care about how shaky you are.
making sure to take note of the time on your phone you head into the forest, feeling twigs and leaves snap and crunch under your feet. the exposed skin on your legs stings as a cold gust of wind blows, the trees offering minimal protection.ďżź
âyou know if you ignore all of the creepy stories about this place, itâs actually quite nice. so quietâŚâ hyunjin aloud.
âif youâre trying to make me feel better, itâs not working.â
a branch snaps, an owl hoots, you exhale shakily. itâs dark, but the scarcity of leaves still attached to their trees allows for just enough moonlight to seep through the spindly branches. soon enough, the two of you stumble upon a small-ish clearing, opting to stay there as opposed to trekking further and getting lost.
âjesus I hate this, how long has it been?â you ask hyunjin while rubbing your arms in an attempt to wake them up.
âitâs beenâŚ. 2 minutes.â
thatâs it. this is the worst experience of your life. you are actually going to kill jeongin.
âcome on y/n, itâs not that bad in here. at least you have me!â hyunjin tries to comfort you, but you can tell that heâs nervous just like you are.
âplease, as if youâd be able to protect me from anything,â you tease, but when hyunjin doesnât bite back you worry that youâve struck a nerve, âi am glad youâre here with me, though.â
âi wouldâve volunteered to go with anyone, honestly.â
âreally?â
â...no.â
a small smile creeps itâs way onto your face at this, and not matter how hard you try you canât wipe it off.
âsooo you volunteered to go with me becauseâŚ?â
âbecause i haveâŚâŚ feelingsâŚ.â he looks at you, and then looks at the ground, âfor youâŚ.â
the word that comes to mind upon hearing hyunjins confession is satisfying. satisfying because youâve known that heâs had feelings for you since the summer, heâs just a shithead. so, you feel satisfied.
âand i know itâs probably unfair for me to say this but i canât stop thinking about you and i know that this is also the absolute worst place to confess but-â
he doesnât say anything after that.
he doesnât say anything because you press your pout against his, breathing in his scent as he kisses you back.
no words need to be exchanged as you briefly pull away before going in for more, hyunjins lips your absolute favourite drug that you crave day and night. a groan escapes hyunjins mouth and he moves to wrap his hand around the back of your neck, his fingers tangling in and tugging on your hair as he pushes you yo against a nearby tree.
with your head tilted to the side you weasel your tongue past his slippery teeth and into his mouth, sliding against his own. both of you parrot each others moans of desire as your hands explore the expanse of hyunjins back and shoulders.
you feel so cold when he pulls away from you, like your only source of heat has been ripped away from you eternally. when you pry your eyes open, not before a dissatisfied huff passes your lips, you see hyunjin descending.
it appears as if he sinks to his knees in slo-mo, eyes never leaving yours as he kisses his way from your knee to the inside of your thigh. with deft fingers he reaches under your skirt and hooks the waistband of your panties around his fingers before dragging them down your legs and tossing them to the side, soon to be forgotten.
âhyunjin,â you breathe, voice already shaky as you anticipate whatâs to come (you). he doesnât say anything, just grabs your right calf and swings your leg over his shoulder, his face now a mere few inches away from your pussy. it feels as if youâre on display for his eyes only, forced to watch as he sucks and nips at your thighs while leaving dark bruises and bite marks in his wake. slowly be surely he inches closer to the place where you want- no, need him most.
when the tip of his wet, pink tongue drags through your cunt your breath catches in your throat. he continues to offer only feeble kitten licks, and soon enough it has you craving more and more, his actions not enough to fulfil the growing desire you can feel boiling inside of you.
with outstretched fingers you reach out and grip a fistful of his raven hair, pulling on it and all but shoving his face impossibly closer to your wet, hot pussy. the tip of his nose nudges your clit, and the one leg that youâre balanced on almost buckles.
âyou taste so good, honey,â hyunjin confesses while lazily dragging his fat tongue through your pussy, âsweet like candy.â
â âs just for you, hyun,â your heads rolls back between your shoulders, resting on the tree behind you. for the moment you elect to forget where you are, focusing on the cute boy between your legs instead of the darkness of the surrounding forest that threatens to swallow you whole.
hyunjin cycles between sucking at your clit and teasing your hole with his tongue, a combo which, although has you seeing stars, is not enough to bring you to release.
âmore, jinnie,â you plea, the pet name rumbling past your lips before you can catch yourself.
âyou need more, baby?â hyunjin coos while gazing up at you, his eyes foggy and plump lips swollen and glossy. the hand of his thatâs been laying dormant on your thigh moves to cup your pussy, groping you before he slides his index and middle fingers through your folds.
in one deft movement he slips his digits inside of you, his tongue poking and flicking your clit at the same time. your needy whines grow louder and echo around you, the goosebumps on your skin now from arousal and not from the cold.
hyunjin continues to finger you at a relaxed pace, his mouth traversing between stimulating your aching clit and nipping at the sensitive skin of your upper thigh. his eyes never leave yours however, and you feel as if you might slip and fall into his gaze, unable to escape.
âone more?â god you sound pathetic, but you donât care at this point, âplease?â
wordlessly, hyunjin slips his ring finger into your cunt. the stretch is subtle but has you yearning for your sweet release. the grip you have on his hair tightens, and you rock your hips against his face to help bring yourself closer and closer to your orgasm. the moans that leave his mouth in response to you tugging on the roots of his hair vibrate through your core, leaving you a stuttering, whiny mess above him.
âjinnie, I think iâm gonna-â a desperate moan escapes you when hyunjin wraps his lips around your sensitive bud once more, sucking in tandem with the thrusts of his fingers.
over the volume of your own moans and the howl of the wind you can hear the squelching of your wet pussy as hyunjin finger bangs you until you cum all over his hand, his palm and chin sticky with your juices.
your heart drums in your chest as you slowly come back to earth, the warm body between your legs now gone and standing in front of you.
hyunjin looks as if he wants to eat you, swallow you whole, with hair a mess and cheeks splotchy and pink. through his costume you can see heâs hard, his cock begging to be released from the fabric prison itâs confined to.
he kisses you again and you can taste yourself on his tongue, fighting off any embarrassment you feel with the justification that getting your pussy devoured by him felt so fucking good.
your tongue slots against hyunjins inside of his mouth, and you feel him move to push his pants and briefs down to allow his cock to spring free. his sticky warmth mouth is pulled from yours and you watch as he pumps his dick several times to get himself fully hard.
his cock is long and veiny with a slight curve that has you practically drooling all over his feet. of course youâve seen it before, but itâs been so long and youâve thought about it so much.
his tip is a dark shade of pink as he moves to drag it through your cunt, allowing it to kiss your still sensitive clit which sends a jolt through your body. not wanting to waste any time, hyunjin wraps the same leg that was sling over his should a few moments ago around his waist. with one hand grubbing your thigh and the other gripping the base of his cock, he slowly sinks into you, allow you to feel every inch of his aching shaft.
âoh god, hyunjin,â you cry, feeling so full after months and months of feeling so empty. hyunjin breathes through his nostrils, attempting to control himself as he bottoms out in your tight hot pussy.
the bark of the tree that youâre pinned up against scratches and digs at the skin of your shoulders and upper back but youâre too drunk on hyunjin to care. all you care about is his cock thatâs fucking into you, his tongue thatâs tracing your jawline, his curious hand that reaches into your corset and pulls out your breasts.
his mouth makes its way from your neck down to your chest, where he deftly takes your left nipple into his mouth, swirling his tongue around it before giving the same treatment to the other.
your legs cramp as you spread them apart as far as possible given your current position, doing your best to accommodate hyunjins dancer hips. his hips that move so fluidly against you, rolling upwards and grinding against your cunt with each thrust.
every time hyunjins tongue rolls across your tit you can feel it in your core contributing to the small fire thatâs growing with every move he makes. one of your hands finds purchase in his hair again and the other finding stability by gripping his shoulder,
âjinnie, hngh-â you stutter and whine embarrassingly, thankful for the fact that thereâs no one around to hear how desperate you are. hyunjins pace picks up and he pumps his cock into you faster, harder, deeper. your limbs turn to jelly as he fucks you with no restraint.
âfuck y/n, Iâm so close,â is all he can pant after pulling himself off of your tits, the hair at the base of his neck damp with sweat despite how cold it is outside. the walls of your pussy flutter around his cock as youâre on the brink of your orgasm, waiting to feel your release wash over you.
it only takes a few more thrusts to send you spiralling, creaming all over hyunjins cock as he finishes inside of you. his cum feels hot and heavy inside of you and it warms you to the core on this cold fall night.
the heat you feel in your cunt slowly begins to wane, and you whimper when hyunjin pulls his now soft cock from your hole thatâs dripping with his cum; some of it sticks to your thighs.
with a chaste kiss to your lips hyunjin pulls away, fixing himself up before helping you adjust your corset and reaching down to grab your phone that had fallen to the forest floor.
the blue screen almost blinds you when you turn it on, and youâre met with several missed texts from jeongin.
[12:55] jeongin: okay y/n itâs been like 15 minutes you guys can come back now
[1:03] jeongin: seriously y/n itâs been a while, people are starting to worry
[1:04] jeongin: not me of course, but other peopl
[1:16] jeongin: ok y/n this isnât funny anymore, i get that youâre pissed at me but seriously you guys need to come back
[1:19] jeongin: unlessâŚ. the lost john legends are true
[1:19] jeongin: oh god
âthis shithead,â you mutter, opting to leave him on read for now
you glance at hyunjin, whoâs standing there awkwardly, looking at the moon through the branches of the trees.
âdo you wanna come back to my place? i donât really feel like going back to the party,â he says in a way that seems like heâs bracing himself for you to say no, âwe can watch easy a? you know, since iâve never seen it.â
you stretch out your hand, encouraging him to take it.
âyea, Iâd like that,â you say before the two of you make your way out of the forest before strolling down the street under the yellow glow of the moon
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a/n: apologies if the smut seems rushed I wrote it on a bus lol
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UHMM HIII I LOVE UR WRITING SO SO MUCH ITS SO GOOD!!! uhm if ur taking requests,, do you think you could something domestic and smutty with a married reader x kit walker ,,, doing the do by the fireplace when he gets home from work,, feel free to change the prompt or not do this entirely i promise i dont mind â¤ď¸â¤ď¸ u gotta do whats best for u!!
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â° summary: kit has to work overtime, but knows itâll be worth it when he comes home for a quickie
â° warnings: cute kit smut (not a warning, a blessing) piv, short, definitely not proofread
â° notes: WHAT? by far fav request - ALSO YOURE SO SWEET WHAT?? ILY BE MY BFF 4EVERA (also who wants to be a sweetheart and work with me, it would be so fun to have a partner omg)
also, can someone give me feedback on what i can improve on?? iâve never been super great at smut writing and i really wanna get better, you can just drop it in the ask box (i already know i should be more detailed, i need tips on that) đ also, what pov do yâall want these in? 1st, 3rd, or keep it 2nd??
while kit didnât work late every day, it happened enough for you to know that heâd be extra tired when he got home. you currently stood over the sink, finishing up the dishes left over from making dinner. it was a quiet night, the house warm and dimly lit, your dog, pumpkin, curled up on the couch. a scratchy record spun on the player, the faint sound of one of frank sinatraâs christmas vinyls producing a cozy vibe in the living room.
the back door clicks, kit shuffling in and dropping his work over-shirt on the counter. âhey, sugaâ,â he sighs, wrapping his arms around you from behind, resting his chin on your shoulder. âhey, there,â you smile, feeling soft kisses being pressed against the side of your neck. kit was always a sweetheart, no matter how tired he was.
the poor thing was so overworked, you could tell. you turn, giving your husband a quick kiss. âgo sit down, dinnerâs on the table. iâll make you some tea,â you offer, pushing him out of the kitchen and tossing his work shirt into the laundry room. âyouâre a doll,â he grins, giving you a wink. with a playful roll of your eyes, you step back into the kitchen, putting a kettle on the stove.
as you wait for the water to boil, you peek into the dining room, where kit ate dinner by alone. checking the clock on the wall, youâre surprised by how late it had actually was. you felt bad for kit, wishing there was more you could do than just make him tea.
well.
pouring the water into a mug and dropping in a tea bag, you return to kit, placing a gentle hand on his shoulder. âhere, hon. leave the plate, we can go sit on the couch, watch some tv if youâre not too tired,â you say, rubbing his back. he smiles up at you, taking the mug into his own hand. âthat sounds nice,â he nods, standing and leading you into the living room.
he sets his tea on the coffee table, shooing pumpkin away. âget off the couch, dog, youâve got a whole bed right there,â he huffs, pumpkin grunting and flopping over on the floor. âyou gonna die anytime soon?â kit teases, nudging the poor old dog with his foot. âkit,â you gasp, smacking his shoulder. he hated that damn dog, it got on his last nerve, leaving fur all over his furniture and holes in his yard, but you loved the thing.
âhe canât even move, baby, you think heâs gonna live another 3 years?â kit jokes, raising an eyebrow. (surprise, pumpkin lived another four years, much to kitâs dismay.) âi thought you loved dogs,â you scoff, bending over to pat pumpkinâs head. âthatâs not a dog, thatâs the devil. he stands up and talks to me when youâre not around,â he teases, smirking down at you. âoh, yeah? whatâs he say?â you ask, unamused. kit pretends to think for a moment, tapping his chin. âthat heâs gonna take over my house, eat all our food.â
you shake your head, standing again and putting your hands on your hips. âpumpkin loves you, you be good to him,â you scold, pointing a finger at your silly husband. he just grins, bringing your hand to his lips. he looks around, noticing how dark itâd gotten. âiâm gonna make a fire,â kit announces, moving to kneel at the fireplace, sliding in a few logs. he pulls an old lighter from his pocket, lighting some kindling, and throwing it into the mix.
pumpkin stands, trotting off once the fire is lit. âdonât you go get on my bed,â kit shouts, though pumpkinâs probably already beat him to it. you roll your eyes, sitting down next to him on the carpet. âbe nice to him, heâs old,â you say, though you couldnât seem to hold back your laugh. kit chuckles, pulling you into his side. his lips find your neck again, the crackling of the fire soft.
âyou could be real nice to me, yâknow,â kit says, his hand finding the hem of your dress, tugging on it. you shouldâve seen that coming, but your cheeks still heat up. âkit, itâs late,â you say, putting your hand over his. âcâmon angel, i need to be in that pretty pussy. work was killinâ me today, i couldnât stop thinkinâ about you,â he mumbles, nipping at your shoulder.
his words drive you crazy, and not even a minute later, youâre letting him lay you back against the carpet. god, did this man have you wrapped around his finger. âyou donât even know how beautiful you are. make me loose my mind, those eyes,â he rambles, kissing your cheek and lifting your dress. you couldnât tell if the fire was making you hot or if it was kit. he sits up on his knees, pushing his pants down with a sense of urgency.
âlet me,â you tell him, hooking your finger in the band of his briefs and sliding them off. you repeat this action with your own underwear, letting the lace drop around your ankles. âiâll be quick, i swear,â he says, tugging on your legs so they wrap loosely around his hips. âitâs alright,â you say, shaking your head. kit was always in a rush when he was tired, but youâd gotten used to the quick rounds around the house.
âis this alright,â he asks, bringing the palm of you hand to his lips as the head of his cock prods at your entrance. you nod, wiggling your hips a bit to get more comfortable. you were already dripping, something as simple as kits words could get you going. he leans down, kissing you sweetly as he buries himself in your cunt, letting out a sigh. âfeels so good, always so good fâme,â he praises, kissing your chin and your nose. your hips buck against his, giving him the signal to move.
he brushes his thumb against your clit, sending a spark to your core. it wasnât long before both of you were coming undone, kits face buried in the crook of your neck. âso, so pretty, i love you so much. my beautiful girl,â he huffs, thrusting into you one last time. you could feel his grin against your neck, you already knew he was going to say something stupid.
âmaybe in nine months iâll have two beautiful girls.â
âgo to bed.â
urghh not my best?? i love him so much though
iâve been imagining him as a girl dad because heâs the perfect girl dad but heâd be so happy to be playing catch with a son who wants to be just like him omg âšď¸âšď¸
ok nvm just thought about him wearing a tiara and having a tea party with his daughter
iâll probably read this later and fix any spelling mistakes but iâm exhausted
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Kanato Sakamaki bf headcanonsđ¤đ¤
đ§¸- This is so random and probably not the best way to start things off, but he frequently dresses your hair
đ§¸- It literally doesn't matter if you're male or female or even a woolly mamoth, you're never seeing the inside of a salon/barber again
đ§¸- While it's generally fun for him to do his s/o hair, he also uses it to his advantage to essentially groom you to his likings and preferences (no not that kind of groom get out)
đ§¸- If you have a stuffed animal or a collection of the sort, they will be invited to his tea parties and he'll even teach you how to sew little outfits for them
đ§¸- Honestly as childish as Kanato is, I think the reason he acts like this is because he feels emotions very intensely
đ§¸- I have a similar issue and people will often undermine it as just having a "dramatic" or "childish" personality, when in reality the poor guy just feels things 10x more than your average Joe
đ§¸- And because of this, I think one of the main issues that'll present themselves in your relationship is that you might unknowingly hurt his feelings
đ§¸- Let me elaborate. Basically calling him "cute" for making a mistake, or let's say even just brushing off his tantrums by saying "that's just how he acts and I'll need to get used to it" is essentially babying him
đ§¸- The uh easiest way to fix this would be by letting him know you're there for him and ready to work at whatever the issue is, together
đ§¸- Ok I lied, it's not going to be easy when it comes to Kanato or any diaboy honestly, but I promise you it'll be worth it
đ§¸- Treat him like his own person while still retaining your compassion and sympathy for him and you'll be rewarded immensely in your relationship
đ§¸- In my opinion, Kanato seems like his love language is gift giving and quality time
đ§¸- Now I'm not saying you have to spend a pound and a crown to get him the fanciest Dubai chocolate or crumbl cookie box, I'm talking on a sentimental value level
đ§¸- So for example, he mentioned how he needed a new hat for teddy but couldn't find one that was right for him, what you would do in that scenario is go on YouTube, look up a tutorial on how to make shit with felt, fail like once or twice and THEN give him the gift of his lifetime
đ§¸- Now let's say you aren't the artsy type, pay attention to his wants and likes and even if it's a tiny cute little keychain from the dollar store, once he likes it, he'll cherish it forever
đ§¸- Ok I realized that I'm talking a loooot about the whole gift giving thing, so I'll just write a bit on quality time to even things out
đ§¸- Graveyard picnic dates, watching the stars on top the roof, 90s horror film night, you reading to him something from the Grimm Brothers, tea parties in the dungeon
đ§¸- When thinking Kanato, think "wow this is kinda fucked up but it strangely doesn't feel that way when I'm with this person"
đ§¸- I'm so dumb, I talked about his love language and didn't mention what he'd do for YOUđ
đ§¸- Well for starters, he's the type of guy to not say I love you a lot but instead write you songs and serenade you
đ§¸- Clothes galore with this guy. He's always making or buying some kind of outfit for you
đ§¸- If he knows you like a certain collection of an item (ie. Books, tea sets, stuffed animals, dolls) he'll get them for you, trust
đ§¸- He LOVES going bone hunting with you, literally loves it so much
đ§¸- Date night is a regular Friday night occurrence so do NOT miss it
đ§¸- Oh right, his favourite time of the year is Halloween and he LOOOOVES making you do creepy couple costumes, baking fall/halloween themed cookies with you, carving pumpkins. It's especially his favourite time of the year to take long strolls through the cemetery
đ§¸- He loves tracing the veins on your wrist with his nails
đ§¸- Speaking of nails, I imagine he has medium length nails and keeps them rounded but just a tad bit sharp and he likes to pierce your flesh with them if he's in the mood
đ§¸- Do you know that whole "would you still love me if I was a worm?" Thing? Yeah, that's him but replace worm with decomposing corpse that has lost all its beauty
đ§¸- His favourite spots to bite you are your lips and your hips
#diabolik lovers x reader#kanato sakamaki#kanato x reader#diabolik lovers kanato#diabolik boys#diabolik lovers laito#laito sakamaki#anime x reader#ayato sakamaki#diabolik lovers#fanfic#diabolik lovers shu#diabolik lovers subaru#shu sakamaki#reiji x reader#canon x reader#subaru x reader#diabolik lovers ayato#diabolik lovers fandom#diabolik lovers fanfiction#dialovers fandom#dialovers#diabolik lovers yui#diabolik lovers reiji#dialovers laito#creepy cute#mpreg#furry#diabolik lovers headcanons#diabolik brothers
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They have so many designs for scrub caps. Would Connor think itâs cute that she has one for different holidays and maternity ward themed scrub caps?
A Scrub Cap Surprise
Summary: Connor is charmed by Y/Nâs collection of holiday and maternity-themed scrub caps, finding her thoughtful and playful side endearing.
It was a Friday afternoon when Connor walked into the break room at Chicago Med, ready to grab a quick coffee before diving back into the chaos of his shift. The team was on a short break, and the usual chatter filled the room. He was just about to sit down when he spotted something that made him pauseâa pile of scrub caps on the counter, all decorated in various holiday themes.
Y/N, his wife, had always been quirky in the best way. Her sense of humor and love for all things fun had definitely made their way into her work wardrobe. Heâd known for a while that she had a collection of scrub caps for every occasion, but seeing them all laid out together made him smile.
âHoliday-themed scrub caps?â Connor asked with a grin, picking up a cap that had little pumpkins and ghosts scattered across it.
âYep, I canât resist,â Y/N replied, walking into the room and catching sight of him holding the cap. âIâve got a whole collection. One for every holiday. The patients love them, especially the kids in the paediatric ward. It helps lighten the mood.â
Connorâs grin widened as he set the cap down and picked up another, this time with snowflakes and reindeer. âIâm guessing thereâs a special one for Christmas too?â
âOf course!â Y/N chuckled, tossing a red cap with little Christmas trees on it into his hands. âAnd one for Thanksgiving, Halloween, even St. Patrickâs Day. I donât care how old I get, Iâm never too old for fun scrub caps.â
Connor was in awe of her enthusiasm. Heâd known she was always a little different in the best possible way, but this collection? It was something else. âYouâre amazing,â he said, his eyes softening as he looked at her. âI think itâs cute that you do this. Itâs you.â
Y/N flushed slightly, the compliment catching her off guard. She hadnât expected him to appreciate it so much. âI just like to bring a little bit of joy to my patients, especially the little ones.â
âThatâs what makes you so special,â Connor said, stepping closer to her. âYouâre always thinking about others. Even when youâre working your hardest, you find a way to make things easier for them.â
Y/N smiled, her heart swelling. She had always loved the little things she did, but hearing it from Connor made her feel even more proud of her choices. She grabbed a maternity ward-themed scrub cap and handed it to him. âAnd this one,â she said. âItâs my favorite. I love working with the parents and families in the maternity ward. Their joy is infectious.â
Connor looked down at the cap in his hand, seeing the tiny baby bottles and storks embroidered on it. He could tell that each one of these scrub caps wasnât just a silly noveltyâit was part of her heart. âI love it,â he said, genuinely touched. âYou make everything better.â
Y/N blushed and tucked a strand of hair behind her ear. âItâs just little things,â she said. âBut it makes me happy. And I guess if it makes people smile, then itâs worth it.â
Connor stepped forward, wrapping his arms around her for a brief, affectionate hug. âI think youâre perfect,â he murmured.
Y/N couldnât help but smile as she leaned into him. It was moments like thisâquiet, unexpected, and full of loveâthat reminded her just how much she appreciated the man sheâd married. And even though she hadnât expected her scrub caps to become a point of conversation between them, she was glad they had. It was just one more thing that made her feel closer to him.
As they stood there for a few moments, Connor pulled back slightly and picked up another cap, this time one decorated with tiny hearts. He raised an eyebrow, a playful glint in his eye. âAnd what about Valentineâs Day? Do we get something with little hearts and cupids?â
Y/N laughed, already knowing what he was implying. âOf course. Iâve got it covered. You can wear one next month, if you want.â
âI think Iâd look great in one of these,â Connor teased, already imagining himself walking into work sporting a scrub cap with a bunch of hearts on it.
âMaybe you would,â Y/N said, smiling as she reached up to fix a stray lock of his hair. âBut maybe not.â
Connor grinned, his eyes warm as he caught her gaze. âIâm okay with just being the guy who gets to see you in all your quirky glory.â
Thank you guys for being extremely patient and supportive whilst Iâve not been post nearly as much as I usually do, I love still reading your asks and think about them it takes my mind off things, Iâm hoping to get back it soon! I hope you enjoy this one đŤśđť
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UR ăSolemn Guideă Kira Sumeragi - Translation
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Chapter 1:
[Halloween party venue]
Kira: (The food is starting to run out. Perhaps itâs time to bring out what we were planning to serve later.)
Kira: (Hm? Eiji, what are you�)
Masato: Sumeragi-san, if youâre going to bring out the drinks, Iâll help.
Kira: Iâm sorry... Hijirikawa-san. Could you... wait a little?
Kira: Right now... Eiji is about to... try to surprise Camus-san.
Kira: Eiji said that he wanted more opportunities to talk to him.Â
Kira: So, this party⌠is a perfect chance.
Kira: All I can do is watch over him, but⌠I want to support him.
***
A few minutes laterâŚ
Kira: Iâm sorry... for causing trouble. It seems Eijiâs attempt failed, but... he seems to be having fun.
Masato: Iâm the one who should apologize for calling out to you at an inopportune time. ⌠Youâre really considerate of your friends, arenât you, Sumeragi-san?
Kira: I wonât deny that... But at the same time... I think that applies to all of us.
Kira: Hijirikawa-san took the lead in preparing the food. You also put a lot of thought⌠into making sure everyone could enjoy it.
Kira: Everyone else was also being considerate... Not just for their group members... but for everyone here.
Kira: Thanks to that... weâre having a wonderful time. Iâm truly... grateful for that.
Masato: Itâs only natural. Even though weâre from different groups, right now, weâre all companions wishing for the success of this Halloween event.
Kira: ... Youâre right. As companions, itâs only natural.
Chapter 2:
[HEâ
VENS Dormitory living room]
Kira: (Iâm glad today is a day off. I need to quickly look up how to make it.)
Eiji: Huh? Arenât those... the pumpkins you got from the quiz show the other day? Theyâre commonly used for Halloween, right?
Eiji: I thought they werenât the edible kind⌠What are you planning to do with them?
Kira: I thought⌠Iâd try making a lantern. I still need to⌠look up how to make it.
Eiji: Wow, that sounds fun! Iâm off too, so can I help?
Kira: Yes⌠of course. Letâs make it together.
***
Kira: ⌠Itâs done. It looks⌠pretty close to what itâs supposed to be.
Eiji: Yeah! Since it was softer than a regular pumpkin, it was easier to carve than I thought.
Kira: Indeed. In a way⌠itâs like pottery, shaping something⌠I enjoyed it.
Eiji: Youâre really dexterous, Kira. I couldnât help but watch your skillful handling of the knife, it was impressive.
Eiji: But, you know... Iâve been thinking since earlier, but⌠doesnât this lantern kind of look like nii-san?
Kira: Now that you mention it⌠it does. And if you put this one next to it⌠it looks like you.
Kira: Since we've gone this far... why donât we make one for everyone? If we have seven lined up in the living room... itâll feel lively.
Eiji: Great idea! Thatâs a brilliant plan! Itâs still early⌠should we go buy more pumpkins?
Kira: Yes. Thanks for helping⌠Letâs go buy them right away.
Chapter 3:
[Halloween live venue]
Guide: Donât make such a face... Thereâs no need to worry. I told you, things like farewells donât exist for us.
Guide: That door should just be sealed shut. That way, you can belong to me forever.
Guide: Besides, do you think I would ever allow you to leave now? Thereâs no way I could let go of someone as precious as you.
Guide: ⌠Look only at me, love only me. Yes, this is the place where you truly belong.
Guide: Understand... that you already belong to me and no one else.
Kira: (Our performance is going great. Maybe itâs because weâve grown closer than before.)
Kira: (It feels different from a groupâs solo live show... Itâs a unique atmosphere, one that only Jinguji-san and Kotobuki-san can create together.)
Kira: Angel... I wonder if youâre enjoying spending Halloween with us?
(the fans cheer)
Ren: Iâm glad. It was worth having the stage set up to look like the mansion from the image video.
Kira: Yeah. That mansion lies on the boundary between the two worlds... Itâs also the place where we, the guides, live.
Reiji: So that means the six of us live together! Sounds lively, doesnât it?
Kira: The time we spend together as six... is very meaningful. However... the happiness I feel right now is thanks to you, Angel.
Kira: I find myself wishing⌠I didnât have to let you go. Now, I understand⌠how the Guides felt.
Kira: I hope... that you, too, will feel⌠the bittersweet allure of their temptation.
Kira: I wonât let you go back... Iâll make you say⌠you donât want to leave.
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Little Stinker
Flufftober Day 30: Pumpkin Carving
Steve Rogers x f!mom!reader
Word Count: 1.7k
AN: This is a continuation of Day 21's Story: Good Punkins. Steve and Little Dude have my whole heart I stg. I can't believe that we only have one more day! This was such a fun experience and I think I'm a much better writer than I was when I started. Reblogs and Feedback are always appreciated. I'll see y'all tomorrow for the last day of Flufftober!
divider credit @royallaesthetics
Your little family had gone to the pumpkin patch on Saturday, little dude had been so tired that he passed out in his car seat on the way home and didnât even stir when you lifted him out of his car seat and into the house.
However, in all of his five and half years on this planet, Caleb James has never slept past 7:00 am. That is why you were not at all surprised when the door to yours and Steveâs shared bedroom creaked open at about 7:05.
âMomma.â Caleb had whispered. Trying to climb up onto the very tall bed that you and your husband shared. âMomma gotta get up. Gotta put faces on our punkins.âÂ
âCJ, itâs too early to carve our pumpkins. We can do that in the afternoon, okay baby?â You pulled him up from his armpits and swung him over your body. Landing him in the space between you and Steve. âPlus, Mommy needs her cuddles. Can I have some cuddles, baby boy?âÂ
âCourse Momma, I loves your cuddles.â
âAnd I love yours, baby.âÂ
âDo I get some cuddles too?â Steveâs sleep-coated voice rasped from beside you. His large arm curled around your waist and pulled both you and Caleb into his chest. His other arm came around from his side and trapped you and the little man in a bear hug.
âDaddy!â Caleb giggled. âYouâre squeezing me!â
âAm I?â Steve asked. Squeezing the two of us a little tighter.
âYeah, Daddy youâre squeezing too tight!â Caleb fought to say in between his giggles. Steve loosened his arms just a little bit, still holding firmly but allowing some space.Â
âCuddles for a little bit then Iâll make breakfast and we can talk about what to do with the pumpkins okay?â You asked your boys.
âOtay Momma,â Caleb said as he snuggled deeper into your chest. Slow mornings like this were your favorite. Just being able to exist with the people you love most in the world made everything worth it.
Your family sat in bed for another hour or two, Caleb drifted in and out of sleep and you and Steve just watched each other and your baby in content silence.Â
Eventually, your husband's super metabolism caught up to him, and his stomach started to growl. He looked sheepish and a little bit upset that he had ruined the moment. You just laughed and kissed his forehead and your sonâs before slipping out of bed and making your way downstairs to start breakfast.
If there was one thing Caleb had inherited from his father it was his appetite. Your boys would go through mountains of food if they could. For this breakfast, you made pancakes, some with chocolate chips for Caleb and some with banana slices for Steve. You cooked some scrambled eggs and fried up some sausage and bacon. You cut and peeled fruit to make a fruit salad, juiced oranges, and set the table. By the time you were done, your kitchen looked like a photoshoot for a cookbook.Â
All that food only lasted your boys about thirty minutes though, before the table was cleared and Steve was up and cleaning the dishes and countertops.
âCan we put faces on our punkins now Momma?â Caleb had asked.Â
âSure baby, why donât you go upstairs and get dressed while Daddy and I bring in the pumpkins from the car?â You had barely finished your question before your little man was racing up the stairs toward his room to get himself ready for the day.
You laughed and finished the last bit of the coffee left in your mug before you slipped on some shoes and made your way out to your car. You grabbed a pumpkin under each arm and started heading back inside. Before you made it more than three steps your show-off husband had taken them out of your arms and back inside.
It seemed like Steve wouldnât let you lift any pumpkins this year, even if it was just from your car to your house.Â
You had begun to get the kitchen table all set up for carving pumpkins. You covered the table in newspaper and grabbed three mixing bowls from your cabinets. You grabbed Sharpies and tape, some paper to draw on, and all the different kinds of knives that youâd need.Â
By the time everything was set up, Caleb was making his way downstairs, fully dressed and practically bouncing with excitement.
âItâs punkin time Momma!â He yelled.
âYeah baby, time to carve our pumpkins.â Three pumpkins were sitting on the kitchen table. Two of them were pretty large, with one flater side perfect for carving. Those were the ones Caleb had picked for you and Steve. His own was slightly smaller but taller rather than wider.Â
âWhat do you want to carve on your pumpkin little man?â You asked Caleb after helping him up onto the chair, making sure that he was okay to stand and wouldnât fall.
âUncle Tony!âÂ
âYou want to carve Uncle Tonyâs face on your pumpkin?â
âNo Momma, not his face. His mask, the one on the suit.â
âYou want to carve the Iron Man face baby?âÂ
âYeah Momma, and you can carve Auntie Natâs widow and Daddy can carve his shield!â
âYou want us to have Avenger pumpkins buddy?â Steve asked. âI thought you wanted faces?â
âMine will have a face. Uncle Tonyâs mask has a face.â
He had a point. âOkay little man, let's look at how to draw Uncle Tonyâs mask.â
Twenty minutes later, Steve had finished sketching each design on your pumpkin, you had forgone doing Natâs symbol for doing an actual spider. Youâd made sure to include the signature hourglass shape on the back of the sider though, just to keep on theme.
Steve had grumbled the whole time he was drawing Tonyâs mask. âHeâs my kid?â âWhy does he want Tonyâs mask?â âMy shield is so cool.â All muttered under his breath.
âSteve honey, to Caleb youâre just dad. Youâre not Captain America, the first super soldier. You're the man who makes dinner and takes him to the park. He thinks Tonyâs mask is cool, sure. But he loves you.â
âHow do you always have the right words?â Steve asked you, sharpie still gripped in his hands.
âYou have your powers I have mine.â You teased, kissing him chastely.Â
âMomma help.â Caleb had called out from the kitchen table.
âWhat do you need help with baby,?â You moved across the room towards him.
âCan you cut the top open so I can get the guts out?â he asked.
âAbsolutely buddy, Iâll cut off the top and then you can use your spoon to get in here okay?â You grabbed the serrated knife from the table. You began to see at the top of the pumpkin, making sure to keep it as neat as you could. So that the lid could be put back on when you brought them back outside.
Steve stood back and watched you help Caleb with his pumpkin. Overwhelmed with love, he took out his phone and sent a picture to the group chat.Â
Avengers-themed pumpkins, courtesy of little dude. The text message read.
He snapped a few more photos of you with your tongue sticking out of the side of your mouth like it usually did when you were focused. You finished cutting the top off of Calebâs pumpkin and started on yours. Eventually moving on to Steveâs as well.Â
Steve and Caleb were on scooping duty, given that you absolutely couldnât stand pumpkin insides. They smelled and looked horrible and you just couldnât deal with them. While the boys were scooping, you were warming up some apple cider that you had bought at the farm yesterday along with the pumpkins. You werenât expecting to be ambushed by your husband when you returned to the table though.
Steve held in his hands a spoon piled high with pumpkin insides. He and Caleb were both giggling like children and Steve counted down from three before chasing you with the spoon.
You shrieked and ran away, hearing the cackling of your little boy from somewhere behind you. âSteve!â You ducked and dodged. âSteven Grant! I swear to all that is holy.â He continued to chase him, laughing along with Caleb who was still perched on his chair at the dining table. You managed to circle Steve and dashed towards your son.Â
You grabbed onto Caleb and held him in front of you like a human shield. âWhatâs your move, Rogers.â You raised your eyebrow at your husband. âDrop the spoon and nobody gets hurt.â You pulled Caleb closer to you.Â
"You wouldnât dare.â Was Steveâs response, matching your raised eyebrow.Â
âWatch me.â In one fell swoop, you dropped your hands to Calebâs sides and started tickling the little boy. His laugh increased in pitch and he started trying to wriggle out of your hold.
"Itâs up to you Honey, I donât know how much longer he can last.â You laughed and continued to tickle your little boy, making sure that he was still having fun at the same time.
âYouâre an evil woman you know that?â Steve asked you before theatrically placing the spoon down on the table. You stopped ticking Caleb as soon as the spoon was down and both you and Steve chuckled to yourself as his giggles died down and he tried to catch his breath.
âThat was funny Momma.â He told you.
âWhat was funny, Daddy chasing me with yucky pumpkin guts or all the tickles?"
âBoth.âÂ
âOh yeah?â You blew a raspberry on the side of his cheek. âYouâre a little stinker.â
âThe stinkiestâ Steve agreed.
Caleb began to laugh once again and you and Steve followed suit.
Moments like this made all of it worth it. Steve's mind echoed your thoughts from that morning. Having both you and Caleb was like a dream come true. He would do it all over again if it meant that he would have you. That much he was sure of. Even if his son wanted a Tony Stark pumpkin for Halloween.
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âď¸max verstappen x female reader
âď¸you know just how to select the perfect pumpkin, and itâs time your boyfriend learns how as wellâŚ
âď¸no warnings, very cute fall fluff!
âď¸my third fall celebration fic! thank you guys for reading and enjoying! it means the world to me!
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October was the season for pumpkins, growing up you cherished the time youâd visit local farms and spend the days picking the best pumpkins for your house to decorate for the fall season. It wasnât until youâd met your boyfriend Max that you realized there really werenât any places to go pumpkin picking in Monaco. The city itself was filled with luxury in every aspect, which was beautiful but you missed your pumpkins and the fun of picking them in the fall.
âBabe you busy?â
Hearing Maxâs voice grow closer to where you sat in the living room you smiled
âNo, is everything okay?â
âMhm just need you to back a little bagâ
You looked at him confused, placing a bookmark between the pages of your novel and getting to your feet
âWhere are we going?â
âItâs a surprise youâll see.â
He pressed a kiss to your forehead, laughing at the skeptical look on your face before he watched you disappear upstairs, returning after a few minutes with a little bag packed.
âDo I get a hint at least?â
âWeâre flying to Munich, thatâs all you need to knowâ
Before you could get another word in he was taking your hand and ushering you outside and towards the car, a smile on his face while you were dying to know just what he was planning.
Max loved the element of surprise.
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âCan I look now?â
âOne secondâ
âMaxâŚ.â
His hands came up and untied the blindfold you had on, when your eyes adjusted to the light around you, the sight in front of you brought a smile to your face.
âYou-whatâŚ? Max you brought me to a pumpkin patch?â
He nodded taking your hand as you began to walk towards the pumpkins
âI know how much you love fall and Monaco isnât the most fall place for pumpkin picking so I just thought why notâ
âYou rememberedâŚâ
You paused looking up at him as he smiled, placing a gently kiss on your lips
âOf course I did babyâ
Pulling him into a bone crushing hug, you couldnât help the warmth that had spread through your heart at this surprise, to someone else it may have meant nothing, but to you it meant everything.
âSo how about you show me how itâs done miss pumpkin connoisseur?â
If Max could replay the sound of your laughter on repeat he would, it was his favourite sound in the world. Watching as your eyes lit up before taking him throughout the rows of pumpkins, all which varied in size and colour, seeing you this happy was worth everything to him.
âAre you listening my love?â
Max hums, snapping himself out of his thoughts to see you standing there with a cart, a pumpkin already sat nicely within it.
âSorry, what did you say?â
âI was saying, these are the perfect pumpkin, if they stay sitting when you place them down, the bottoms are flat, these are easiest for carving!â
He nods
âThen we have these ones-â
Pointing to a group of smaller almost gourd looking ones you looked back towards him
âThese are more like gourds, so you can decorate your table with them, or make little crafts with them, I used to turn them into turkeys with my familyâ
Max couldnât wipe the smile from his face as he watched you so vibrantly explain everything you knew about them. He remained by your side, pulling the cart along as you filled it with pumpkins of all shapes, sizes and colours, making sure to tell little facts about each one.
âAlright, I think we have enoughâŚâ
You checked over the cart once more frowning slightly at the amount youâd chosen
âWhatâs wrong baby?â
âI think I chose to manyâŚâ
Max took your chin in his grip softly, tilting your face up so you were looking at him, a smile on his face noticing the hesitation in your eyes
âYou can never have too many pumpkins y/n, I brought you here for a reason, I think you chose the perfect amountâ
âReally?â
Pressing a kiss to your lips he was quick to answer your question
âReally.â
There was quite literally nothing that could wipe the smile off your face as you took your pumpkins and paid for them, loading them into your rental car and knowing they were coming home with you. Never in a million years would you have thought Max would remember that little joy of yours from growing up, and today he exceeded your expectations, only making you fall more in love with the man who held your heart so gently.
âThank you for my pumpkins honeyâŚI love them so much..but I do love you moreâ
Max smiled taking your hand in his as he brings it to his lips to kiss your knuckles
âYouâre welcome, Iâd do anything for you, including spend a whole day at a pumpkin patch in Germany, if it means seeing that smile of yoursâ
You leaned over to kiss his cheek as you settled into the passenger seat as he pulled away from the fields of pumpkins
âI love you you just as much baby, I cant wait to see what you do with all of theseâ
Max was a little scared to see just how many pumpkins youâd picked, and what you were planning to do with them, but he would be more than willing to help you with whatever youâd started to envision.
He was dating a pumpkin connoisseur, it was in his boyfriend job description.
#rueswrites#ruesanswers#ruesanons<3#ruesasks#max verstappen#max verstappen x reader#max verstappen x y/n#max verstappen x girlfriend reader#max verstappen x you#max verstappen x female reader#max verstappen x wife reader#max verstappen fluff#formula 1 masterlist#formula 1#formula 1 fanfic#formula 1 fanfiction#f1 imagine#f1 fanfic#f1 fic
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I dont know if anyone noticed that I took a three day break from tumblr, but I was in a pretty low place and I just didn't want to post anything
Long story short the vet doesn't know what's wrong with Pumpkin - by the appearance of his gums he shouldn't be having any problems. And yet his fur is in shambles from him ripping it out and he chews on his own gums incessantly.
More rambling under the cut
The vet prescribed him some medication that's good for cat anxiety and for nerve pain - which I'm starting to suspect he has from the tooth extraction operation going wrong somehow.
He's only been on it for like two days so I shouldn't be disappointed that he's not any better, but I still am.
The amount of money for two weeks worth of these tablets is. insane.
And he can't just stop being on them or it'll give him seizures!!! I have to wean him off gradually. So that's even more money RIP.
I'll be doing something fun to raise some funds tomorrow - it's a little gacha game I've thought of, where if you donate on my kofi page you get to 'summon a familiar' so I'll throw some DnD dice that'll determine the species, features like wings and horns, elemental powers, colour, temperament etc ... and then I'll draw it!!
So each person gets something unique decided by the dice rolls! That's the familiar you summon from the special familiar gacha machine lmao
But yeah, I'm trying my best to stay positive about it all. I'm doing my best for this annoying little creature that I love, and I can only hope that we eventually sort him out. Also he's got to go back to the vets on Friday! Again!!! The staff all know us by sight now!!!
Despite the circumstances not having changed much beyond him now being on medication that I don't actually think is doing anything, I'm actually weirdly feeling better about it all. Has my body finally adapted to the constant stress? Have I finally snapped? Who knows. But I feel calmer all of a sudden. I'm doing my best and that's all I can do - we can keep looking for ways to make him better, but I can't physically do any more than that, so I can't just stay stressed about him 24/7. It's not helping him and it's not helping me. I just need to keep hoping we come across the magic solution to his discomfort soon đ¤
#wow that got way longer than I expected whoops#but again Im glad I got it all out#*deep breath in* *deep breath out*#pie says personal stuff#pumpkin the cat
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All That Love - Josh Kiszka x AFABReader
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Summary: It was a surprise to find out you and Josh were expecting, and when the idea for a fall date arises, you devise the perfect plan to tell him the news.
Warnings: absolutely sickening fluff because Iâm feeling like it, mentions of pregnancy, allusions to sex
Words: 1.3k (just a quick little oneshot)
A/N: It's been so long since I've wrote a fic, and I wanted to post something for the Halloween fics @hearts-hunger was organizing. Besides, I cannot resist a little Josh fluff. Also, fair warning, this isnât edited because I really wanted to get it posted but I am a busy gal.
It was so nice to have Josh home on a break from tour. Especially during this time of year. While he may have been the human embodiment of sunshine, fall was one of his favorite times of the year. All the horror movies and psychological thrillers that he considered masterpieces, the cozy weather, the seasonal activities, he loved all of it and you loved partaking in it with him.Â
However, none of those things were what had you most excited for him to be home.Â
Two days ago, you found out you were pregnant. It was a fairly common scenario, the two of you werenât actively trying, but you also werenât necessarily preventing. Besides, you had been together for ages and you both wanted kids, this would be a welcome surprise.Â
While it wouldâve been so plainly easy to tell him, you decided you wanted to do something special. After all, this was Josh. He always gave thoughtful gifts and surprised you with elaborately planned outings. You wanted it to be your turn to do something nice to tell him.Â
âWhat do you think of carving pumpkins tonight?â You asked from your spot on the couch.Â
Josh looked up from the book he had been reading. âHm? Pumpkin carving?â
You nodded with a small grin, trying your best to keep your face a reasonable level of excited. You happened to be unfortunately bad at surprises. âYeah, I thought it could be fun. We could go to that pumpkin patch and pick them this afternoon, then we could come home and carve them this evening. Might as well enjoy your time off, right?â
He leaned over to kiss your cheek with a grin. âSounds perfect, Iâd love to. What made you come up with this?â
âNothing in particular, just sounded like a nice idea. I do have those sometimes. Anyway, since you were a fan of my genius plan, we better get ready and get going.â You stood and pulled him up off the couch with you. If he asked too many questions, you would slip up or cave, and you were determined to pull your little scheme off.Â
âSomeoneâs in a bit of a rush.â He gave you a mildly suspicious glance.Â
You shook your head. âNo, no, I just figured I need time to shower before we go and plenty of time for you to join me.â
âAh, I like the way you think, sugar.â
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It was late afternoon by the time you and Josh made it to the pumpkin patch, and it was still packed. These places were always a bit insane in the month of October, though. It was kind of nice, all the families and couples that were out having a nice time. You could definitely see you and Josh bringing your kids to do this kind of thing.Â
Before you could start to get emotional, you snuck a glance over at Josh. He was also looking at the crowds. He seemed to notice your gaze and turned to face you with a grin.Â
âWhat?â You chuckled at him.
He leaned in a bit closer and spoke in a low voice. âI want one.â He nodded his head slightly towards a young couple with a baby dressed up in an adorable little pumpkin costume.Â
The three little words warmed your heart. It had been so hard not saying anything to him yet, but you knew it would be so worth it when you told him that night. âMe too, but I think this might be a conversation for later.â You whispered back, giving him a quick kiss.Â
Thankfully, the âlaterâ part of the day didnât take too long to get too. By the time the two of you picked out your pumpkins, went home, and made dinner, the evening had arrived. Still, the excitement had you eager to finish your plan.Â
âSo, any idea of what youâre carving?â Josh asked as he finished setting up the carving station on the back porch of your house.Â
You made sure the carving template you printed off was held out of his view. âI have an idea.â
âWhat is it?â
âA surprise.â
Immediately, you could see the intrigue overtake his features. âOh? Well now I have to know.â
You made your way to the table and scooted your pumpkin to the opposite side from him. âAbsolutely no hints. Weâre going to carve them facing each other and youâre not going to peek.â
âYou torture me so, my heart.â He clutched his chest in mock anguish.Â
âJust sit down and carve your pumpkin.â You sighed.Â
He made it approximately four seconds before he started in again.Â
âWhatâs that in your hand?â
You looked down at the paper in your hand. âJust a template.â
âAre you telling me you printed off a stencil?â He chuckled smugly.Â
You pointed your flimsy carving tool at him with a stern look. âHey, I just wanted it to look really good this year.â
He shrugged, still looking entirely too proud. âWell, we canât all be naturally talented pumpkin carvers, I suppose.â
âYou better knock it off, or Iâm not showing you the finished project.â
His hands flew up in mock surrender, teasing finally starting to ebb.Â
You put on some quiet background music, and the two of you got to work on your pumpkins and chatted lightly. The stencil you picked took a bit long to actually carve out. It had two little footprints in the middle and the words âcoming soonâ surrounding it. Josh finished first, and luckily didnât try to distract you too badly. Deep down, you knew it was because the unknowing was killing him and he wanted you to hurry. You wanted to assure him that the feeling was mutual, and the sooner you finished the pumpkin the better.Â
âOkay,â You let out a breath. âThe masterpiece is complete. Are we ready for the big reveal?â
He nodded excitedly, grabbing his pumpkin.Â
You matched his smile. âOkay, you first.âÂ
He swiveled the pumpkin around to face you. He carved his triangle symbol onto it, which wasnât really a shock. He even had it embroidered onto the back off on of his suits, amongst many other things.Â
âFantastic work, it looks great, Josh.â You gave him a small round of applause.Â
He waved a hand dismissively. âWhy thank you, but the show isnât over. We have to see your pumpkin before both can truly be appreciated.â
âAlrightâŚâ You bit your lip and turned it around slowly.Â
As soon as he read it, his face cleared of all joking manners. The soft glow from the candle inside the pumpkin cast his face with a small bit of light, but it was enough for you to tell a faint sheen of tears coated his eyes.Â
âDoes this mean what I think it means?â His voice was practically a whisper.Â
You nodded, your own eyes welling up too. âIâm pregnant, Josh. Weâre gonna have a baby.â
He was in front of you in an instant, pressing a kiss to your lips as he embraced you. A few silent, happy tears escaped both of you as he leaned his forehead against yours and his hands traveled to rest on your stomach.Â
âWeâre having a baby,â He chuckled breathlessly, voice a quiet rasp.
âYeah, we are.â You grinned, mirroring his soft laugh.Â
He looked from your stomach then back up to meet your gaze. âI love you. I love you so much, and I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you as happy as youâve made me. I love our life and I cannot wait to watch it grow together.âÂ
âLikewise, Josh, I love you. Forever and always.â
#gvfhalloweenfics#josh kiszka x reader#josh kiszka#greta van fleet#josh gvf#josh kiszka one shot#josh kiskza fanfic#josh kiszka fluff#jake kiszka#danny wagner#sam kiskza#fanfic#imagines
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Heres a fun request. How about heatwave being stubborn and clingy to his prey?(aka the reader?)
Good day, dear anonymous!
I'm really sorry that it took so long to write this - I was emotionally burn out, so it was hard to force myself doing anything... However, finally, It's finished!
Hope you enjoy!
The deal.
- Hey, let me out!
-...
- "Earth calls Heatwave!"
- Nope.
- Heatwave, it's not right! I can't sit here all day!
- I said "No"! You'll stay in there as long as it's needed. You're grounded after all!
You kicked the wall in front and frowned, crossing your arms.
Pumpkin head! He won't get away with this...
You almost fell into the fire while helping him and Kade to put it out from a building in the center of the town that morning. You was caught just in time, coughing out smoke getting into your lungs and violently eating your eyes. Though you didnât quite understand what happened because literally at the next moment you were thrown into the pitch darkness. Something big and wet was moving quickly underneath, efficiently coating you in sticky liquid rapidly pouring into the room. That was a minute when you figured out the situation. But, before you could even think to protest, the bot's glossa bent deftly - you shrieked, sliding down like a skier via icy snow. Your legs and torso were unceremoniously dragged into tight, humid space with a powerful, demanding gulp, your arms securely held to your sides. So, the only thing that could do was to grunt in irritation as your huge robotic partner forced you down his throat, tracing a moving bulge passing through his thick neck and chest - and feeling as you were wriggling grumpily.
You arrived in the fueltank. Being released from the uncomfortably strong grip of the esophagus, you stretched your arms and legs, then curled up, allowing the organ to give you its usual snuggly "check-up". Frankly, it wasn't so bad; you relaxed, adrenaline leisurely washing away from your veins and your pulse normalizing. The walls gleamed with soft blue glow; its deep, calm hue was the best treatment for your sore eyes. Cool air flowing around Heatwave's internals healed your poisoned lungs. The living metal kneaded upon your tiny form, harmless gurgles and confident, measured sparkbeat being soothing and luring as always. You even gave yourself a chance to pass out for a half of an hour or so; this short sleep session refreshed you perfectly after the great distress you experienced.
However... As you woke up, you began to wonder. Time was passing, and so impatience was slowly growing in your chest. Of course, it was good to take a break from everything, but you had never been a lazy butt! Peace, when it lasts for too long, is demoralizing and fatal for a person, especially for as energetic one as you were. So, finally, you couldn't wait any longer. And even if you wasnât so active â everyone could get bored sitting cooped up and thinking if they were getting out at all!
That was when you two had this short conversation.
You knew, he was just too caring even if he didn't want to admit it. Heatwave could be deadly annoying and irascible, sometimes even rude; despite all his positive characteristics all the people around were absolutely agree on the point that he had an unbearably "hot" temper.
Regardless, no one else could be as thoughtful and caring as he was to those he loved, especially to you. No doubt, dating someone like him could cause terrible headaches... But these relationships truly worth it.
And still, that time he crossed the line.
- Jerk... - You crawled away from the front wall as far as you could and sat down in the corner, hugging your knees. You saw the silhouette of his servo searching for you from the outside, but you was too exasperated to let him touch you now.
Slight swaying of your chamber stopped; he stood still.
- I can hear everything, you know? - The mech grunted; it was simple to recognize he was insulted.
- Very glad to know. Live with it. - You hissed. Temptation to hit him once more was strong, however you kept yourself from this action. There was no need in pushing the limits of his patience.
Heatwave just snorted and continued⌠whatever he was doing. You could only catch muffed sounds of your friends' voices laughing and chatting outside. Though, it was clear that the building would require modernization; well, Boulder and Graham would be glad to provide good help with that. The fire was gone, all people were safe and sound...
Suddenly, you recalled the moment when that damn board cracked under your feet and you almost collapsed right into the flame. You didn't even have time to get frightened back then. However, the vivid memory made your heart skip a beat. The suit wouldn't let your body to get burnt instantly... But it didn't mean you could escape easily either. What if you was alone? The wall was high enough as well as the risks that you would break an arm or a leg if you truly fell down. Toxic gases, heat, injuries and tormenting death were the real things which awaited you at that hell. So, didn't your lover do the right thing encapsulating you here? Of course, it seemed a little bit extreme. But his reaction was purely logical after all.
While such thoughts were circulating in your head, the atmosphere outside calmed down. Quite soon it became obvious you and Heatwave stayed alone. He was walking; considering the distance between the area of the accident and the location of the base, you felt even more grateful to him for not transforming into the vehicle mode - though it wouldn't do you any damage, such experience couldn't be called pleasant since you would be thrown into the walls for a hundred times...
You gave the fueltank a softer look. You did come here often, actually. This wrinkly, warm room turned into your private spot where Heatwave sometimes hid you from the rest of the world. He wasn't a fan of going out like other couples did; he must be thinking it was ruining his authority and the image of a severe, stoic bot he always tried to be. However, you two found a way to satisfy your great need in cuddles without Heatwave feeling embarrassed â and going even more red than he had already been.
... That was the reason why there were moments when you "disappeared" from the station. Although, everyone knew (or predicted) where you could be found.
It was like a piece of cake to forget about all the troubles while lying in the bed of alive squishy flesh and listening to the sounds of complicated work happening around. The mech didn't admit this, but he liked the sensation of your weight moving around his fueltank and giving him some nice internal rubs; your presence stabilized his thoughts, made him confident and calm because he was "in charge" of the situation. Losing control was Heatwave's the greatest fear. But feeling you inside him, under the layers of his thick armor, in the place no one could reach you provided him with a comforting knowledge of full responsibility. Nothing could go wrong â he wouldn't allow it.
Protection. All the autobots had sworn to protect humanity, but here was an exceptional situation. You inevitably felt that it was safe to rely on the red bot since the very first day of your partnership with Heatwave. He did everything in his powers to defend you no matter secretly or officially. As he was opening up for you and you both were carefully growing feelings for each other, one day it appeared he was constantly nervous about you could suddenly... die. It wasn't a maniacal obsession with the idea, but more likely a hyper-cautiousness. There were so many threats around people who were so small and fragile. Marota's machines reminded him of the war his brothers in arms had to fight in... It was similar to how he watched after Cody. Surely, such attitude seemed offensive to you from time to time - you weren't a child after all! But he was genuinely worried. That made him swallow you in a sec that time too.
And that shall be respected.
You crawled out of your gap and moved closer to the front wall again. Once you gently stroked it with your lap, the place shivered and tightened around you, the fueltank giving you a lovely hug.
He noticed the change.
- Heatwave...
- Hm?
- I'm sorry.
The sparkbeat above you fastened up, though the bot didn't answer. Fighting with anxiety rising deep inside - apologizing was definitely the hardest thing in the universe - you continued rapidly, still caressing slick, blue muscles holding you.
- I really am... I shouldn't have behaved like that. I know you're mad at me being such a clumsy person - I will be more careful next time. Please, don't go crazy about what happened. I promise, I can stand for myself.
The giant remained silent for some more time; his large hand slightly poked at your tiny figure, then laid firmly at his waist â you could sense its comforting pressure from the outside. Heatwave softly chuckled.
- I know. I should apologize too. You're not a baby, you know... Just, watch where you step. Deal?
- Deal.
You smiled, nuzzling into the flexible flesh wrapping you entirely like a thick blue blanket, and didnât notice as you dozed off again, snuffing peacefully while sleeping...
#soft vore#extreme cuddling#safe vore#transformers vore#transvoremers#willing pred#unwilling prey#protective vore#tfrb vore#sfw vore
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If you could say something to all TSAMS characters, what would you say?
OHOHOHOH
Sun:Â They could never make me hate you Moon:Â Go to fucking therapy and stay there Nexus:Â Let's go take a walk and some deep breaths Monty:Â Go to fucking therapy and stay there OG Computer:Â You're an asshole Spaniard:Â I like you Eclipse (Original): So how did being evil work out for you? Eclipse (Back Up): Man that whole star thing really just didn't go as planned, did it? Eclipse (Copy):Â Yes yes, you're evil and bad and blah blah blah. Have a cookie and relax my guy. Also, could you fill out this questionnaire? It's for science. Don't worry about the kind of science. Lunar: You're kind of a freak Bloodmoon: You're also kind of a freak but you're dead Bloodmoon (Copy):Â R.I.P. bozo. L + Ratio Killcode:Â Yeah, lying to someone that you care about them and you love them, and then disowning them when they're pissed off wasn't a good idea, was it buddy? It's alright, I still like you, but holy fuck dude. What were you thinking? Solar Flare: Your hands look heavy, can I hold them for you? Earth: You need to go sit in the corner and think about why defending Monty's actions is bad for your and everyone else's mental health Ruin: Oh, I have so many questions for you buddy let me tear apart your psyche under a microscope pretty please. The Creator:Â You know they'll kill you one day, right?
Trashcan Man: You deserved better anyways Gemini: You are really bad about this feelings business Nebula: I don't even know you but slay queen Frank:Â So what's your opinion on dresses? Puppet:Â I don't even know where to start, so just keep girlbossing ig. Foxy:Â I've always liked you Miku: I like you. I shouldn't like you. But I like you. Stitch Wraith:Â You. Are a fascinating little specimen. Golden Freddy:Â So. . . the pumpkin. Was it worth it?
Solar (Nice Eclipse):Â R.I.P. bozo. Hope limbo is fun Helios (Dark Sun): Mind if I steal your pet for a few hours? I'll bring him back, I promise. Nyx (Evil Lunar): A game? I'd love to play a game. Kronos (Lord Eclipse): Would you like a hug? Bro? You're a real fucking mess ain't ya? Styx (Lord Lunar):Â Does it ever get lonely being just the two of you? Moros (Servant Eclipse):Â You're a terrible actor
And yeah there are more canon AUs but blegh my brain can only come up with so many things to say to people.
#tsams#the sun and moon show#answered ask#alex answers#thanks for the ask!#mgafs#Montgomery gator and foxy show#monty and foxy show#monty gator and foxy show#laes#lunar and earth show#earth and lunar show#eals
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Did you think I forgot about it? The Halloween vocaloid playlist is done!! I'll include the links in a reblog so Tumblr doesn't bury the post, there's a YouTube playlist and a Spotify one, the YouTube one being the longer one with nearly 100 songs... yeah, I got carried away lol Reminder for those who have forgotten/not in the know, this playlist starts with cute lighthearted songs about Halloween and monsters, and gets darker in tone and sound the deeper down the playlist you go
I don't want to make the post too long so I'll just include a general content warning for the songs in the playlist, and under the cut I might list all the songs and ramble a bit about what it was like to make the playlist. I hope you enjoy!^^
Content Warnings: flashing lights, bright images, loud sounds and jumpscares, disturbing images and noises, death, body horror, gore, cannibalism, abuse, stalking, potentially paranoia-inducing songs/lyrics
The playlist has been done for days, I've just been procrastinating on actually making the post until now lmao sorry! I had a lot of fun making the playlist and going through the suggestions, it also made me fall in love with some producers I hadn't paid much attention to before (shout out to all of the people who sent in Babuchan suggestions, as you can see I went down a bit of a Babuchan rabbit hole and added tons of his stuff to the playlist, same for machigerita lol)
I'll admit that one of the reasons the playlist kept getting longer was because I'd look at other creepy/scary vocaloid playlists on YouTube for inspiration, and every time I was nearly done I would write down 20 more songs to check out, which is why it took me a whole month to get this playlist done lol. I hope it was worth it! I'm very pleased with how it all turned out
There were also many songs/producers I really liked but decided not to include in the playlist, for example I found DaijoubuP, who I really like, but I didn't think it fit the vibe of the kind of Halloween playlist I wanted to make, so none of his stuff is in the playlist. Same goes for SEIKAI, his songs sound very creepy but I found the lyrics a bit too dark and I wanted to try to keep the playlist a bit more lighthearted. Maybe I'll make a more general vocahorror playlist sometime to highlight all of these producers' work! Who knows
Something else I realized because of this playlist is my standard for creepy vocaloid music might be a bit different than other people's. I got many Maretu suggestions, and I love the guy and completely understand why some of his music was suggested (such as Coin Locker Baby), but it surprised me just how much I'd see him suggested in the notes of my post or in Spotify playlists, he's never really given me the creeps even with his darker lyrics. Not judging! Just an observation I had
You'll notice that I've been using vocaloid as a bit of an umbrella term, since there are a couple of songs that use UTAU and even Synth-V voicebanks^^
I think that's all I have to say for now, so I'll just list all the songs in the playlist and hurry to put the links in a reblog! Thank you so much to everyone who helped with the playlist, all of your suggestions were really appreciated, I would not have as good a playlist if it wasn't for you^^
The song list is mainly because I tried to link back to the original producers whenever possible, and also sometimes the songs were very hard to find, so a lot of the titles are in Japanese, so I figured having the songs and producers written out here would make it a bit easier for you to navigate the playlist^^ Anyway, songs:
Happy Halloween - Junky
SLASH/ER - Circus-P
Ghosts Play To The Audience - PinocchioP
Kikkai Kettai - Meddmia
Zen'yasai no akuma - mayuko
Furaan Furaan Zombie - nem
Fake-Cryer Pumpkin - CycleP
Zen'yasai no kuroneko - mayuko
Halloween Patisserie TrickaTorka - machigerita
Halloweenya - Chinozo
Dream-Eating Monochrome Baku - nem
Creepy Toast - CircusP
Pumpkin March - momocashew
Selfish Princess - fujiwo
Pumpkin Head Spooky Dance - machigerita
Dream Meltic Halloween - machigerita
Giga giga witch - Kurosawa Madoka
Trich, Trach, Trick Parade - sasasaP
Happy Hollow And The God Club - Nanou
Saa, Docchi? - HINATA Haruhana
Propaganda! - Crusher-P
What Gave It Away - R.I.P
Shadow Shadow - Azari
Splatter Party - Camellia
Who? - Azari
Pandemic - YuugouP
Twilight Homicide Song - Kiraboshi Hikaru
Greedy Halloween Candy Nights - machigerita
Gochisou - Xitoo
Spiral-Luvox - Tune Tonic/Switch
Mrs. Pumpkin's Comical Dream - hachi
trick and treat - OSTER Project
Strange Masquerade Halloween - machigerita
Oxidation And Dream Monsters - Ghost
Oz no Kaitai Show - Ankoku DouwaP/Joruzin
Sadistic.Music Factory - cosMo@BouSou-P
Hourglass - HiiragiKirai
Dance With The Dead - Ghost
Alice of Human Sacrifice - Yugami-P
Candy Addict Full Course - machigerita
The Boy Who Went To Hell - SHUDDER
Crazy Clown - Intro-P
Ideal Picture - NanoritaP
Serial Contraption of Malice - Ghost
Twins - Babuchan
Not As It Seems - Creep-P
Amydgala's Rag Doll - Ghost
Hyouhon Shoujo - Kiyozumi
Rotten Girl, Grotesque Romance - machigerita
Grotesque Love Song - shoutarouP
That Woman - shoutarouP
Musunde hiraite rasetsu to mukuro - hachi
Hide And Seek - Ho-ong-i
Tokeru Sakana - Yuzuri_Hal
Greetings From The Bottom Of The Well - machigerita
Color & Electricity - mushiP
Patchwork Toxin - machigerita
Bacterial Contamination - Kanimiso-P
Song for Great Satan - Nanka-P
Taiyou-sama - Abuse/Abuse-Ken
Fear Garden - Chaa
Despair The Burguer Factory - Groy Anderson
The Cyclops - David K.
Tears of Artificial Flowers - Babuchan
Moon Prescription - Babuchan
Rugrats Theory - Crusher-P
Monochrome Ward - Yugami-P
Bone Dead Mansion - Babuchan
50/50 - Risshuu
Dark Woods Circus - machigerita
Wide Knowledge of the Late Madness - machigerita
Tell me you'll love me - Babuchan
After School - Okashi-P
Lavender Town - neku
???????? - SocialPhobiaSynaps
behe-laino_hotza-bihotza - sakizakisaki
In A Rainy Town, Balloons Dance With Devils - hachi
Sand Gum - MOL.
Nodoka na Kyuujitsu - HikkieP
Broken Toy Mania - Babuchan
Red Flower - Babuchan
Cry Baby - Babuchan
Fuzai - MondaijiP
Boku Yaranai, Kimi Itooshi - nicol
Ant Observation - Healing-P
A 13-Year Old Killer - Sunazame
0 People's Waltz - Babuchan
Varicella - Babuchan
Kagome Kagome - Zawazawa-P
potatoman - MondaijiP
Okaasan - machigerita
VOCALOID UTOPIA - dennoko-P
Hyperpnea - Hikkie-P
Crushed Mary - Mondaiji-P
Nakazu to mo Rokkaku Wrench da Hototsugi - MondaijiP
Complex - Watashi no koko
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