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uluthrek · 4 months

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i think for next year‘s eurovision, germany should send katy karrenbauer slowly counting to three hundred in angry german with a rammstein instrumental playing in the background and so much pyrotech happening that at least one audience member dies.

#eurovision #katy karrenbauer #rammstein #absolutely no offense to isak but we had a fundamental pizzazz deficite this year #and last year #and the year before that #you see folk songs aren’t really an option for us #but i sincerely believe you‘d be hard pressed to find something that better represents this country‘s culture than my pitch #if katy karrenbauer doesn‘t want to do it we could send hella von sinnen #or tahnee impersonating katy karrenbauer because i know in my heart tahnee would do that

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