#but i need to make amvs and write poetry and write STORIES. like actually for real

[cowlovely]

i have Got to make things again…

[punch-love]

2, 7, 10, 15, 16

greedily takes up five of the options

I'm actually going to answer these for both lokius and spideypool to be fair to what fandom you read for and also to what I'm reading for right now.

2. 🔁 A fic you’ve re-read several times

There's a clear theme in these.

i could show you by jilliancares

I think this was the first real gender-affirming trans porn I had ever read and kept on re-reading. It's so good. It's very hot and I love everything about the smut and the dynamics but it's also just - a trans guy talking about oral sex and his disappointing experiences with it and there's a lot of intimacy in the way that's handled. It's just very real so the fantasy of it is even realer. I have read this one many, many times.

Turnabout loop - Mirilya

The Mobius coochie fic. It's great. I could say that I love the idea of Loki using his magic for shapeshifting his partner in bed and the genderbending of it, which I do. It's also just hot. Objectively. I think there needs to be more fics with this exact thesis of Mobius getting eaten out. I support it.

7. 💯A fic that makes you think #writergoals

morning in the burned house by antivenom

Just a really stunning character study and piece of prose. It's such a complicated, nuanced approach to Wade Wilson as a character and his relationship with Spider-Man. It has my favorite approach to a backstory I've seen for in the fandom. This just really sits with him as a character and explores the side roads and back alleys of his brain and the reason he is who he is. It's beautiful. I think anything that sits with you afterward is something I am inspired by, and this sits with me.

The Shapeshifter's Guide to Butt Stuff by comrade_bucket

I just recommended the first part of this series (and the whole series is #writergoals) but this one is so conceptual, so out there, so fucking weird and strange and beautiful that every time I read it I'm struck at what a piece of art it is. The way this work addresses genderfludity, god-hood, the human experience, love, gender conformity, and compromise is just so wonderful. I would love to write something as strange and shocking and daring as this! Again, both installments of this series including The-Infinity-Year-Old Virgin are both something I love to re-read and also get inspired by every time. The endings on both of these are something I've taken notes on.

10. 👽 A fic that isn’t prose (poetry, text fic, etc.)

I got really into the Wickerman tag the other day and this AMV is one of my favorite things I've ever seen.

Lovely Day (Good as Hell) [Favid] periru3, Tafadhali

hare toss, check my nails, baby how you feeling? feeling good as hell!

15. 📚 A fic you wish you could display on your bookshelf

They're both by the same author, surprise. (I think it's funny that @primewritessmut wrote two masterpieces in my favorite genres.) I also have told them before that I would book bind them both, and I am extra serious about doing it for the second one.

Songs for the Zombie Apocalypse by zerospoons_onlyknives

I love zombies. They're my favorite horror genre and I have read and watched as much of it as possible but it's so rare to find the good stuff because no one goes far enough. (Prime goes farther.) It's dark, demented, violent, gloriously unwell and erotic. It's not a love story, it's something so much more interesting, and each chapter I got to read in advanced had more and more tangled in it. The ending is unbelievably glorious. It was one of those things that I was like "this feels written for me" and it wasn't (and it kind of was) but I enjoyed it so much. It deserves to be bound in a book that looks suspiciously like human skin.

Midori Sour - oprime

This is the hallmark rom-com bait and switch psychological thriller family drama slice of life romance of all time. It's so good. It really has no business being as good as it is. The idea is so fun and the dynamics are great and the setting and side-characters are so lived in but the underlayers of this. I want this book bound so I can just re-read sections and underline the lines that stick through onto the other side. I love this thing so much. It's so human and compelling and deliciously deep. The depth that Prime goes in on with this one is just unbelievable. I love it very much. I would bind it in green leather and put a little fruity drink in the middle of it and highlight the whole thing in a green neon with red on the cherries.

16. 💞 A fic that led to you making friends with the author

I think it's funny that these are both series.

Bad Things - wanderingflame

I was so, so obsessed with this when I first read it. I remember sitting in a car outside a thrift store just binging through it (and then I re-read it at least two times.) I also think @in-my-loki-feels is the first person I have ever asked to write inspired work for (and also, found out we both share the same feelings on inspired work lmao) because I was just so enchanted by this story. It's so fresh, thoughtful, compelling, and just the right hint of dark. Their passion for these characters and the nuanced groves of their natures is just - god, it's so good. We have a very "writers who like each other's work" friendship in a way I really appreciate.

gunpowder triology - periodicallypuzzled

It's rare for me to find a writer with such a personality through their work. I couldn't get enough of this series when I first read it - the humor, the personality, the characterization, the heart juxtaposition with the grit. I don't often say "I really want to know the person who wrote this" but I remember thinking that after reading that. @periodically-puzzled read something of mine and offered to exchange discord handles and after that we became friends. I should also re-read this, now that I'm thinking about it again.

[junkyardlynx]

so i’m gonna make a pretty selfish request that doesn’t have to do with curing my horrifying face-tennis-elbow (which is fine now thank god) or other poor ailments. this is an actual just genuine selfish thing since i don’t really have family or anything to ask. feel free to ignore, but i am offering writing commissions if that interests you at all.

i need to upgrade my phone sometime soon-ish because the battery dies faster than my grandma in a hot car. that’s a joke. it’s winter. the cars in this area are not hot. this fictional grandma is okay. but my phone battery isn’t. i’m currently using a note 5 that’s been through a bit of abuse and having my phone die halfway through my shift is getting somewhat old. to complicate matters, the cigarette lighter in my car sucks total donkey-butt and only has one specific position it works in, so charging anything off it is a pain.

so, i wanted to offer commissions to raise like $150, $200 dollars for myself to buy a newer phone for the holidays. that’s it. i just want to do something nice for myself over the holidays since christmas is on the 25th and my birthday is january 14th and i generally don’t do anything nice for myself on a usual basis, much less a holiday basis. you can always just slap a 5 on my titties and tell me to have a nice day, i’m not telling you you can’t, but hey. anyway. 

here’s the price breakdown.

poetry: 25 USD. can be over anything - abstract concept based on one words, an entire skeleton (literal or literary) to follow, whatever. i’ll write your naruto x sasuke fanfiction into pure poetry. that sounds kinda fun, actually. if i do this, i expect you to read it to one of the early 2000′s AMVs loitering around on youtube.

short stories: 35 USD. short stories is a pretty broad topic because well, hey, if it’s short and it’s a story, it goes here. any original fiction you wanted produced - say you have this great idea for a horror story involving a door, the middle of the woods, and a strange buzzing heard only within specific areas of the woods but you can’t really articulate it - or any fanfiction goes here. i have a wide variety of interests and knowledge but if you want to double check with me, just ask “hey, spencey, you know about fuckin’...xenoblade chronicles x?” and i’ll be like “skell yeah i do bro, hook me up with the DEETZ.” except the chances i say “deetz” are somewhat low. skell yeah is a perfect pun and i won’t hear otherwise.

so yeah, that’s about it. hit me up if you want something written. my writing can be found here if you want to peruse my finest dwarven crafts.

i love you, drive safe, pull over if you get tired. call me later.