#but i have to work :(

[captain-mj]

Ghost lost his virginity with bloody knuckles

[anamelessfool]

GNAWING THE WALLS I WANNA WRITE CHAPTER THREE: GRUMPY GAYS BE TOURISTS IN MILAN AND STUFF SO BAD

[hostiae]

it's not munday, but i'm 36 today. so have my goofy ass face

[cruel-kaya]

Omw to have 5th tablet of the day for headache and fever

[kaurwreck]

My cat is clumsy and easily embarrassed, which is very cute but pitiful. So, I scoop her up afterward to nuzzle her and kiss her since she also has cat ADHD and will promptly forget about her L.

The issue then, however, becomes that if I stop before she's decided I can stop, she scampers to my front door and tattles to my neighbors by screaming like she's being murdered.

[girlstinksommelier]

Got some gender envy while out for a walk today

[guitarstringed-scars]

ok fine oikawa wins starting to write the how to lose a guy in 10 days fic tonight, also hoping for a on stage update today but we will see I’m ssooooooo busy!!!

[thegirlwhowritesfics]

Fucking @ladymoxley got me back in my Han feels

[llove-me-anyway]

aaaand here is a yearly reminder that i am the most gullible person on earth so i will take you seriously and then get upset at you for betraying my trust. i hate today.

[valtrys]

23 days left of hell

[cheolhub]

i slept for 12 hours (probably due to exhaustion) and im STILL fucking TIRED

[burritosandpeppermint]

I'd rather be playing zelda.

[pierogipete]

im trying to learn another language and so much advice is like??? immerse urself fully in the language and culture and like i get it but i have a 9 to 5 and thats not really an option for me

[thissortofsorcery]

I’m having a day pals

I’m having a day

[orroigdistinguiss]

Meanwhile, if i dare to lay down without a timer, I wake up the next day :D

You know, that Mythbusters post legitimately changed my life. Before seeing it, I had exponentially more guilt and stress about not being able to sleep, which of course, further exacerbated my inability to sleep.

Now, every time I wake up about three am, knowing I have to get up at 6.45, instead of stressing and panicking about how my day is going to be sleep deprived and miserable, I just tell myself 'Time to activate Mythbusters Protocol' and lie there with my eyes closed safe in the knowledge that I am measurably reducing later feelings of exhaustion.

And when this happens, about 70% of the time the reduction of guilt and stress means I actually do fall back asleep, so all in all instead of getting only three or four hours sleep, I get five to six and a half.

Which y'know, major improvement in health and energy.