#but i guess it's just bec people like to read headcanons more!!

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Attack on Prime: Incorrect Quotes: The Final Hurrah!

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Megatron: Stop forgiving my crimes, I worked so hard on those.

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Jean: They won't just give us that information!

Hanji: Well, that's why were going to break in!

Megatron: And kill anyone who gets in our way!

Optimus: Not kill anyone.

Megatron: Kill a few people.

Optimus: Kill no one, Megatron!

Megatron: Kill one person. One stupid person that no one loves.

Hanji: Now you're just making it sad!

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Megatron picking up the comm link: Hello?

Hanji: What did you do?

Megatron: Alright….but you can’t be mad at me.

Hanji: What did you do?

Megatron: Okay, first!…I was minding my own business.

Levi: BULLSHIT!

Megatron: I was!

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Peaceful Timeline

Optimus: Megatron, why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Megatron: *whispers* Firelight, why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Maria: *whispers* Because I have little hands.

Megatron: *turning back to Optimus* Because she has little hands.

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Levi: You're in danger and need help, who do you call?

Eren: Optimus.

Levi: And if he can't help?

Sasha: If Optimus can't help we're all doomed.

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Optimus: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Eren: Mine just says "EREN, NO"

Optimus: And I want you to apply that to every possible situation.

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Eren: I hate being a child of divorce.

Zeke: Oh, I didn't know your parents were separated.

Eren: What? No, I'm talking about Optimus and Megatron.

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Hanji gawking at Megatron in chapter 12 as he rips Reiner's heart out: YOU! ME! BEAUTIFUL EGG! NOW!

Megatron: You? Me? crushes heart Fat chance.

Hanji: I HAVE A CHANCE! AND IT'S FAT!

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Optimus, High on pain killers: I hate to tell you this, but one of you is adopted

The 104th: …

Jean: .. only one?

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Hanji dead serious: Wanna get married?

Megatron deciding to bite: Okay, become a Cybertronian.

Hanji: Okay, what do I do? Do I have to sign up or make an account or what do I do? Do I call your god cause I might have him on speed dial?

Megatron: Excuse you?!

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Survey Corps Movie night

Hanji: The real reason Howl kept his castle moving was tax evasion.

Rafael: This sounds like a joke but I read the book. This is the literal reason.

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Revenge Timeline

RID2015 Starscream: It’s illegal to look better than me.

Levi: I guess we’re all going to jail then.

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War Timeline

Ratchet: I’m not a doctor I’m a medic.

Hanji: What’s the difference then?

Ratchet: Well doctors actually save lives, medics just make you feel more comfortable as you die.

Connie: Note to self; never get shot.

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Optimus staring at the spot where he killed Eren: We always think we will have more time. And then time runs out.

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Willy: Is Megatron always like this when he loses?

Armin: Oh, yes. You should’ve been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 864.

Megatron: You bumped that table and you know it!

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That headcanon about Megatron's death post AOP

Megatron: Would you still love me, even after years have passed?

Optimus: I would love you until my last atom.

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Optimus: Have you eaten today?

Hanji: ...I had a Monster—

Optimus: Have you drank any water?

Hanji: ...I had a Monster—

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Megatron: Here's some advice.

Armin: I didn't ask for any.

Megatron: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me.

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Regarding Bertholdt's death

Gabi: Marley said we're not to cry.

Megatron: That is because Marley is incapable of human emotion. You are 10. Cry if you feel like it.

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Optimus: What have I told you about making bad decisions?

Hanji: Don’t?

Optimus: Okay, and what did you just do?

Hanji: My best!

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Armin: It sounds really, really dangerous.

Arcee: It could be very dangerous.

Wheeljack: Or it could be a lot of fun.

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Levi: I'm bored, any suggestions?

Arcee: Sleeping is nice.

Levi: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it.

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Willy: You always believe that everything is going to work out. How do you do it?

Optimus: Well, I'll tell you my secret, Willy... I lie to myself. Every day, when I wake up, I say "Everything's gonna be okay," but I'm lying! And I don't know how much longer I can do it…Have a swell night.

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Optimus to the modern day trio about Ymir (Peaceful Timeline)

Optimus: Everything I ever did, I did for her. Now she's gone, but I’m still here. I wonder what would she would think of me?

Eren, Armin, and Mikasa hugging Optimus: Well, we think you’re pretty great.

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If Optimus and Eren ever got a moment to speak to each other once more.

Optimus: Wait!...You are a suicidal bastard.

Eren: What?!

Optimus: And no matter how many lesson I had given you, you always seemed to ignore every single thing I've taught you. You only come to me when you need something! And it's out of desperation! And you cut off your leg and eye and destroyed the world! I don't care if it was for our sake! You know I don't condone the loss of life! Out of all of the places I could be, why would I want to be here with you?! You are right. It doesn't make sense!

Hanji: Optimus, wait-!

Eren: Let him finish.

Optimus: Maybe it's like you said, maybe there is something out there, some new discovery that'll make us feel like even smaller pieces of scrap. Something that explains why even after seeing everything, and giving up, you still went looking for me through all of this noise. And why no matter what, I still want to be here with you. I will always want to be here with you.

Eren: So… what?! You're just going to ignore everything else? You could be anything, anywhere. Why not go somewhere where your son is more than just… this? Here, all we’ll get are a few specks of time where any of this actually makes sense.

Optimus:...Then I will cherish...these few specks of time.

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Starsandspicedpeaches ao3 wrapped [writers edition]

Well guys, I told you I was going to do it! I wanted to make a brief summary of the content I’ve created this year based on this post (https://starsandspicedpeaches.tumblr.com/post/737795154739707904/floydsin-ao3-wrapped-writers-edition-how-many) and take a moment to appreciate what I managed to do, even if it wasn’t much. Below I’ve answered all the questions for the ao3 wrapped, and I made sure to link all my fics so if you see one that interests you, you can just click it and don’t have to hunt it down. I hope you all had a happy holiday and look forward to new content in the new year! 

How many words have you written this year?

Only 11,733, but for someone in college full-time that’s not too bad. 

How many works did you publish this year?

4 works, all Resident Evil. 

What work are you most proud of (regardless of kudos/hits)?

I think I’m proudest of The Blue Eyed Bunny and the Green Eyed Monster oddly enough. It was my least popular work but I experimented a lot with emotion, timing, and subjects I wasn’t used to. I think that story is where I put a lot of my growth. 

What work of yours has the most hits?

Alphas, Omegas, and Workplace Etiquette by a long shot. It is also one of the only s/muts I wrote this year though I think and so that may play into its popularity. 

What work of yours got more feedback than you expected?

Again, Alphas, Omegas, and Workplace Etiquette. I’m still not used to writing s/mut and I have never practiced A/B/O dynamics, I only did it for a prompt, so I was extremely surprised by how into it people seemed to be. It also features trans omega Wesker because that’s just what I personally like, so I thought by inserting my headcanons I was ensuring the story would be a flop. I was shocked and thrilled that so many people were willing to read content that not only may have gone outside their personal preferences but also features a trans character. It has definitely encouraged me to just write what I want how I want and work on making things for myself, not just others.

Favorite title you used

I liked the title The Blue Eyed Bunny and the Green Eyed Monster just because I feel like it was creative and was one of those titles that you aren’t exactly sure what it means until you read the story (or at least the description and tags I guess). 

If you use song lyrics, which artist’s songs did you pull from the most?

I don’t think I used any song lyrics this year. I generally don’t, just not my cup of tea. Maybe I should try it next year!

Pairing you wrote the most for this year?

Chrisker (Chris Redfield x Albert Wesker) was the only ship I wrote this year, lmao. 

Favorite pairing you wrote for this year?

Chrisker again, only thing I wrote, but I don’t regret it, it’s a top-tier ship. 

What work was the quickest to write?

No Questions, when I was writing it I still didn’t really have a community to work with so I did everything myself on my own time. I was able to get it out fast because I did all the writing and editing and didn’t have to wait on anyone, but that also meant I had no feedback before posting, and that probably lessened the quality. 

What work took you the longest to write?

Alphas, Omegas, and Workplace Etiquette. Not only was it my longest word count, but I had also never written A/B/O before so I really had to mess with it, edit it, and play with it a lot. Additionally, my biggest criticism with A/B/O is that it can often time feel really rape-y and I didn’t want to create a tone where it felt like Chris was taking advantage of Wesker, that’s not how I understood Chris’s character in this fic. I was really just taking a lot of time to reread and edit it into something where it felt in character and like something I could be proud of. 

How many WIP’s do you have in your docs for next year?

Right now I only have one WIP, but I have more than twenty ideas written down. Typically I never have more than one or two WIPs in progress at a time because if I start to do more I never get any projects done. 

What’s your longest work of the year?

Alphas, Omegas, and Workplace Etiquette with nearly 5,000 words.

What’s your shortest work of the year?

The Alternate Approach with less than 2,000. 

What WIP are you taking into next year with you?

Well don’t look ahead if you want to be surprised, but last year I started a little smut piece where Uroborous messes with Wesker while he’s still working on creating it. I started on it but then I found out about Chrisker week and made that my priority. I certainly don’t plan on abandoning that project though so hopefully you’ll see it before 2025. 

What’s your most common “Additional Tags” tag?

Lmfao it’s a tie between trans Albert Wesker, vaginal fingering, and vaginal sex. I don’t even know what to say. 

Your favorite character to write this year?

Honestly, she only shows up in one fic but probably Rebecca. I love her character and think she deserves all the love in the world. Plus, she’s just a good person trying to take care of others so it felt nice to write. 

The character that gave you the most trouble writing this year?

I think Chris was the hardest, which I think is funny since I wrote from his perspective so much. I think it’s easy to make Chris a little shallow and one note since he’s typically the protagonist in the games, and so he needs to be just a bit blank slate-y for the player to connect to the world through him. That means that as a writer I have more free reign to interpret his thoughts and motivations how I want, but that room for creativity is scary, especially when you know that there will be people who interpret him differently. 

What’s one pairing you want to explore next year?

I do want to play around with a little Albert x Sergei because 1. I love toxic yaoi and want those cunts to be nasty to each other, and 2. old man pretty. 

Which work of yours have you reread the most?

Once I publish my works I almost never reread them because I know that I’ll just hate everything and never stop thinking about how I should have done this or changed that. Taking that into consideration, most likely Alphas, Omegas, and Workplace Etiquette just because I edited it so much and kept going over it for flaws again and again.  

How many kudos in total did you get this year?

255 kudos, thank you all so much!

Which work has the most comments?

The Alternate Approach, I was certainly surprised by this but those who read it seemed to really like it. Thank you all for letting me know your thoughts!

Did you do any collaborative works this year?

Nope. I really have no clue where to start with collaborative works and I’ve never done it before. If I ever did one it would probably be just for fun, not super professional. 

Did you write any gifts this year?

No, I’m only just starting to find communities and friends to fit in with in fandom, and I tend to really struggle with socializing so making a friend in the first place has been tricky lol. That’s why I’m always telling you all to reach out, if you want me to be your friend just claim me, I’ll let you know if it’s ever too much. 

Did you receive any gifts this year?

No, most likely for the same reasons as above. 

What’s your most common category?

Not entirely sure what categories are on AO3 but Chris Redfield/Albert Wesker I think? 

What do you listen to while writing?

Usually nothing, I get super sucked into music so I can’t really listen to much. Sometimes I’ll play soundtracks if it’s a good attention day. If that’s the case I’ll listen to the soundtracks from Midsommar, Hereditary, Coraline, and Squid Game. 

Favorite work you wrote this year?

The Blue Eyed Bunny and the Green Eyed Monster, Wesker is just such a fucking cunt in this one and I loved getting to see him mind-game Chris into bad behavior too. Exploring the issues with their relationship while simultaneously seeing it prevail, especially as a prequel to the events of the first game where the reader knows just how much worse Wesker gets was so much fun. Plus, I got to write the STARS team who we don’t see a ton in the game, and bring them back to life for a little bit. See them be people with flaws, loves, and passions, not just cannon fodder for the monsters in the mansion. 

Favorite line/passage you wrote this year?

Probably this excerpt from The Blue Eyed Bunny and the Green Eyed Monster (spoilers ahead): 

“Are you upset about me showing up to Barry’s Party in this outfit?” He asked, pulling the jacket off the reveal that Chris had indeed been right, he still had the costume on.

“Yeah, I am upset, and I think you know that.”

“Hmm, and why does me showing up to a party with all your friends and coworkers dressed like this upset you, Chris?” Albert purred, slowly stepping closer.

“What do you want from me, Albert?” Chris blurted out, “Don’t you think I’ve dealt with enough bullshit tonight?”

Albert stepped forward and took Chris’s chin in his hand, pushing his head up to make eye contact. Chris didn’t know why but he let him.

“Just tell me. Chris, why did it upset you?”

“Because I’m jealous. I’m jealous I’ve every person who gets near you, every person who gets to touch you, everyone who gets to enjoy looking you up and down like that because I want it only to be me.”

I liked the push and pull in the moment, Wesker forcing information out of Chris and just playing him. It shows Wesker finding Chris’s flaws and forcing them out into the light for his own pleasure. 

Biggest surprise while writing this year?

I think I was surprised by the communities that formed around writing. Like I said, I tend to struggle with socializing and just understanding people in general so I wasn’t expecting myself to find people who consistently interacted within fanfic. There were readers who came back and commented on the works I make regularly, the Chrisker Week server has evolved into a new server where people still talk about the ship and work on content together, and I just kind of notice the same people milling about offering kind words and inspiration when most needed. It’s been really beautiful

Thank you all again so much for following me and interacting so kindly when I do put work out. This year has been a delight and an opportunity for a lot of growth in my writing which will hopefully go into making next year even better! Take care everyone and I'm sending you the best on this new adventure!

[kuroos-babie]

im gonna whisper bec it's kinda early but i kinda feel sad (???) that my "what makes their heart flutter post" is still getting notes like,,,, read my other stuff please? read superman? i really liked that one ☹️ idk if sad is the right word but yeah,,, IM THANKFUL PEOPLE LIKE IT THO PLS DONT GET ME WRONG :((( it's just,,,, yeah