#but i dont think i'll have to turn anon off thankfully

[thetimelordbatgirl]

if you did turn anon off, completely valid btw, would you allow people who request that their usernames aren’t used (ex copy pasting the ask into a post) to do that?

I...I am struggling to understand what this means, but I do make sure to censor people's usernames when it comes to taking screenshots of stuff like Lily's blog, so yeah?

[apopcornkernel]

thank u sm @lisascumslut78 for the tag mwah kiss tayo

how many works do you have on ao3?

48 on apopcornkernel and 23 on poppyf1owers!! the numbers aren't the same as on my profile bc i have some anon works hehe. so that's 71 in total! woag

what's your total ao3 word count?

136,751 on apopcornkernel and 50,067 on poppyf1owers, making 186,818 in total!!! and i have around 70k lying scattered around in my wip drive so :>

what fandoms do you write for?

i started with miraculous ladybug, dipped my toe in asoiaf (specifically jaime/brienne), went into genshin & hsr, and rn all my current writing is going into dc!!

what are your top 5 fics by kudos?

all this, and love too — spy x family — a whopping 4,379 kudos (??? still don't understand how)

lesterlicious — trials of apollo — 980 kudos (okay woag did not realize the numbers were that big now)

a fine bird nests wisely — hsr, jingfu — 384 kudos (one of my personal favorites dont read the others here just read my jingfu <3)

a chat in disneyland — miraculous ladybug — 337 kudos

Enough — miraculous ladybug — 327 kudos

do you respond to comments?

yes of course!! im just really bad at keeping up but i read and treasure each comment i promise 🥹

what is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

i have an unfinished jingfu fic (propaganda movement chinoy au) where there will be major character death! im really looking forward to finishing that one

as for published works, my friend sent me death threats when i posted redder than february flowers (hsr/jingfu), so I'll answer with that :3

what's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

i think it's gotta be all the stars crowd around the moon <3 just softness and love and warmth <3

do you get hate on fics?

i was about to say i thankfully dont but then i suddenly remembered that single comment i got on a fine bird nests wisely KNCNDVSHAHS let me just grab it for your viewing:

THIS WAS SO FUNNY BECAUSE ON THAT AO3 I HAVE A FIC WHERE CHARACTER A TORTURES CHARACTER B AT THE BEHEST OF SOMEONE ELSE, AND THEN PROCEEDS TO MURDER INNOCENT SUBORDINATES AGAINST CHARACTER B'S WISHES TO ENSURE THERE ARE NO WITNESSES. AND ANON CHOSE TO COMMENT ON PURE BIRD FU XUAN SILLINESS 😭😭😭😭😭

do you write smut? if so, what kind?

i do! i have! there's one published (among our other torments not the least) which is wriolyney hate/desk sex, and there's an arlefuri one in my wips which will remain a secret until i finish writing it hehehe cant go spoiling the content yk

do you write crossovers? what's the craziest one you've written?

i dont think i have :0 but i like to transfer concepts into another media, like for example yelone (yelan/pantalone) in a death in the nile plot, or crimson peak !!

have you ever had a fic stolen?

nope, or at least not to my knowledge LOL pls dont do it though

have you ever had a fic translated?

nope! i once wrote just dialogue for a liubai fic in my terrible chinese, tho, and then i translated it into english and added description and everythig!! here it is with the translation

have you ever co-written a fic before?

yes!! i dont think im cut out for it tho because im very bad at powering thru wips. i cant turn my writing on and off like a spigot :(

what's your all time favourite ship?

this is sososo hard and sososo evil but i guess jingfu </3 not thinking much about it rn tho bc im busy witj dc huhu

what's a WIP you want to finish but sometimes doubt you ever will?

JINGFU CHINOY PROPAGANDA MOVEMENT AU, dinahbabs fake dating, vichelena post-breakup situationship, hawk & dove aftermath of titans burning rage and legion of bloom in connection with the mordru arc, yelone crimson peak au, SO MANY . SO SO SO SO MANY

what are your writing strengths?

i genuinely don't know anymore bc my writing changes sm all the time. uhhh. i know how to perfectly format dialogue tags?

what are your writing weaknesses?

i hate starting things i hate too much description,, im also prone to really really long sentences, which i try to cut in half when editing, but sometimes im too tired to edit so...

thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

girl im filipino wdyt HAHA

serious answer: absolutely. just make sure your target audience will be able to comprehend ur meaning. do this by either making a translation easily accessible without extra steps, or by making a translation obsolete by clarifying the meaning within the text!

or if you're writing, say, maria clara at ibarra fic, just write in taglish bc ur readers are almost all gonna be filipinos anyways LOL

first fandom you wrote for?

miraculous 😞😞😞 ladybug 😞😞😞😞😞 i wrote a chloe fic for an english assignment it was really bad but it was my first real story ever HAHA

favorite fic you've written?

VERY HARD especially since some of them aren't even published yet. but i will have to go with, again, redder than february flowers <3

tagging: @queer-cosette @theladyfae @hanaasbananas uhh anyone else who sees this and is a writer!!!! thank you for reading til the end LOL

[witchcrafting-kitten]

Neville longbottom x misunderstood slytherin girl who everyone thinks is bad and is going to like, betray him but she genuinely loves him🥺 anything from fluff to smut is fine🙈 thanks so much and sorry if you dont wanna or if this doesnt help your lack of inspo for neville fics❤️

It's cool, anon. Thank you for the ask 😄 the idea was interesting to write.

Genuine (Neville x Slytherin!F!reader)

Trigger Warnings: fluff; some of the Gryffindor's being rude; light swearing

A/N: sorry for it taking a little long to write. Had to rewrite different parts a few times. I also forgot to proofread so there may be a mistake or two somewhere. Added in a random oc Hufflepuff to keep Y/N company.

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Why and how Neville ended up with a girlfriend from Slytherin has astounded every one of his friends. Y/N Y/L/N wasn't much for hanging out with her fellow housemates. That didn’t stop any of the Gryffindor's whispering things about her though. Always thinking she'd crush Neville's heart eventually or that saying yes when Neville asked her out was secretly some kind of poor joke. Neither let on that they minded, but Y/N always worried what he thought about it.

With their one year anniversary coming, Neville and Y/N started to plan how they might want to celebrate. Neville was sitting outside in the courtyard with Seamus and Dean enjoying the weather before lunch. Y/N had been looking for Neville a good 20 minutes by the time she finally did. The other two Gryffindor boys weren't to pleased to see her coming.

"I thought I might find you enjoying nature. Surprised it's out here in the courtyard vs one of the Greenhouses, but certainly something I love about you," she giggled watching Neville's face turn red.

"Hey, Neville, don't you think we should head back to the dorms?" Dean suggested.

Neville looked at Dean and Seamus, about to say something before being awkwardly tugged away from where his girlfriend was standing. "Guess I'll see you in potions then," Neville hollered to her, earning a smile and wave in response.

Back at the Gryffindor Common Room..............

"What the heck was that for?" Neville huffed. "And don't say that it's because you don't like Y/N."

Neither Dean nor Seamus said a word. A few moments passed before one of them decided to speak. "We know how much you love her, mate, but -."

Neville groaned, "Honestly guys, she's not going to backstab me, alright? If she was, wouldn't she have done it already?"

Meanwhile in the courtyard..................

"Y/N!" Stephanie hollered. "You get a chance to talk to Neville?"

Y/N sighed, "His friends rushed him off to Gryffindor tower before I could get a chance to have an actual conversation with him."

"Can't believe I'm saying this, but they're idiots. Absolute idiots. Thankfully I have two hours of History of Magic with Gryffindor's after lunch, so I might be able to help," she looked at Y/N with a grin.

"Thanks, but I'll about it," she replied as they hugged.

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The End

(I wasn't sure what kind of ending I wanted to write, so I went with one that kind of on the open-ended side.)

[trans-p03g]

not that anon but PLEASE DO SHARE UR THOUGHTS WITH THE NEW AU I AM SO EXCITED

Copy pasted convo with Jupiter on my discord server let's gooooo

Grimora is an eldritch god confined to an old temple built for her by people long forgotten by time, deep in caves near the sea. She's been alone for a very, very long time, as anybody that looks at her quickly loses sanity which very often leads to their death. The only company she has are her three ghouls, former followers, that she mostly avoids out of guilt. She never wanted to bring anybody pain, it's not her fault people become obsessed with her or lose their minds when they see her.

The temple is located nearby a small fishing town populated solely by blind people-- they gauged and burned their eyes out, some simply sawn their eyelids shut, for their own safety.

The outskirts of the temple become a scrapyard of sorts; the place people drop things they'd rather stay forgotten, as nobody dares venture near that place.

One of these things is P03, a half-broken robot abandoned there by their creator (or on the run, still yet to decide on their origin). They end up straying deeper into the tunnels in hopes to avoiding the rain, and soon stumble onto the template and in turn, Grimora.

And much to her surprise and delight, P03 is completely unaffected by her presence.

"Aren't you...affected?"

"By what?"

"My appearance?"

"...I suppose you look cool."

"...That's it?"

"And...pretty...?"

And Grimora's just ?????? W h a t

Not exactly how it happened but P03 would absolutely think she was trying to flirt with them in a very weird way

OH YEAH

Mags could be a blind preacher from the town. I imagine he could be a priest that went a little off his rocket, warning people about the abomination (rude) in the nearby caves

also imagine old gods dont rly have gender, but grimora went "im a girl, actually". diversity win! this horror beyond your human comprehension is transfem

(There are two ideas for Leshy in this AU, the flower shop Leshy is mine, the mad hermit Leshy is Jupiter's idea and I'll share it in a bit)

OH WHAT IF

Leshy leads a flower shop in the town, mostly specialising in herbs and natural medicine, and he's got very opposing views to Mags?

I also realised that P03 can freely interact with people in the town because they're all blind so they don't know he's a bot

Leshy would quickly realise he's a bot because he's a bit touchy? not in a weird way, just often pats people on the back, chest, shoulders etc. But he wouldn't say a thing, even to P03. Maybe he could give P03 some clothes after he figures out they don't have any - waterproof, of course

P03 was built to be waterproof but now he's pretty broken so they've got to be careful

And also what if Mora figures out (thanks to P03) that she could take on a more human form? but still covers every bit of her skin and wears a dark veil just in case

Maybe it could be some weird thing where she's both a "human" and still sitting in that spot in the temple, kind of like a meat puppet that's an extension of herself? maybe there is a tendril connecting the two bodies, but as grimora isn't fully on the same plane of existence then neither is that tendril- think of it like sort of a 4d thing, maybe a glimpse of it sometimes casts a shadow into this dimension, but it's blurry and barely there, and since it's a shadow it thankfully doesn't make people go nuts

I imagine Grimora looks like an enormous shifting mass, like a carcass of a god fallen from her former glory, tendrils from her growing through the entire temple like roots

(This bit is sent by Jupiter, if you're reading this hiii I'm leaking our dms 💜 /j) Yes yes okay so I just read over everything, but before you put that up I had a couple ideas for Leshy - I was thinking, what if he was the only man in the town who could still see? And he's like batshit crazy, only every now and then he says shit that makes sense in the most horrifying way possible. Like this guy is a fuckin hermit living up in the woods, he talks to the goddamn sparrows on his front porch - oh, and by the way, he has terrifyingly accurate information on Grimora and her crypt that nobody understands how he got ahold of. He could also become very good friends with PO3. I imagine that even though he can very clearly see it's a bot, this man just does not care and PO3 just kinda lets him ramble off into next Thursday without a damn care in the world cause at least he's nice.

(Me) The guy chats to squirrels and eats dirt but he's still a better company than that preaching priest

(Jupiter) also I like to think he's actually kinda chill when he's not being a crazy motherfucker; like he'll just sit on his porch and watch the sunset and PO3 likes getting to kinda share that silence with him

(Me. Yes, believe it or not it's more convenient for me to copy-paste like this, the letters on my phone are Very Large and it would not all fit in 10 screenshots) Maybe Leshy could still make him a fitting hoodie! I want P03 to wear a hoodie here but mf has a pretty big head so he'd need a custom one

(Jupiter) you know what would be fun? we drag Luke into this. Idiot that wandered into town. This guy just showed up, ignored all the warnings, and ended up with permanent nightmares

(Me) OH, PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR LUKE? OR JOURNALIST? maybe he was already blind just so he's safe

Or he isn't, I was actually thinking that just glancing at Grimora wouldn't be a death sentence so as long as he's careful he should be fine*

*As long as the locals don't gauge his eyes out

(Jupiter) Maybe he and Kaycee are doing some kind of project together?

(Me) Maybe Leshy is Kaycee's uncle or something?

And she really thinks that the town is pretty weird but not anything paranormal, but Luke thinks otherwise so he convinces her to go under the guise of visiting Leshy

(Jupiter) Okay hear me out

What if one of them looked at her and just fucking started going crazy, and the other (whichever you decide on) is desperately trying to save their friend from losing their mind, and they end up trying to get help from this batshit crazy hermit living up in the mountains who somehow saves them through this really creepy ritual, only they're never the same after that? It would also be really cool if part of the going crazy thing was them just constantly having visions of the dead buried beneath the town

(Me) i again like the idea of a simple glance not being enough, so maybe one of the two gets lost in the temple?

(Jupiter) HEAR ME OUT

Please consider that Grimora herself feels terrible for what she did and goes to the friend to try to save them herself, only to seal their fate when they catch a glimpse of her and just fucking lose it entirely.

(Me) i honestly want the two to have a happy-ish ending somehow and Grimora probably would know better after everything that happened in the past bUT. BUT THAT'S A POSSIBILITY.

also imagine P03's creators come to get it so she just decides to show herself to them to help the botfriend (bot boyfriend)?

(Jupiter) Imagine she fucking like, shows her true form to them or something - (oooh maybe that has the more instant affect? When she's not hiding behind the veil of mortality?) and these people just fuckin pass away on the spot alskjdfa;

(Me) and it probably finally clicks for p03 like "oh...I guess the townspeople weren't overreacting"

(Jupiter) She returns to her usual form and it's just like "Well that explains some things."

(Me) also i want sawyer and royal to be her old deceased followers that were somehow reanimated, tho i dunno how yet

(Jupiter) They're just vibin lmao

you hear distant, terrified screaming and these two are just sipping margaritas and making bets on who goes crazy first

(Me) OH YEAH

even in her "human" form Grimora is intimidating

A giant lady dressed in all black, long dress that drags on the ground, black gloves and of course a dark veil covering her face

ALSO GRIM BEING CONSTANTLY WORRIED THAT SHES GONNA EVENTUALLY HURT P03

Even though he's shown that he's not affected at all, she's still scared that one day it'll stop or that it takes longer for an artificial being like them to be broken, or it shows in a different way

so she avoids showing herself to him as much as she can

it takes a long time for P03 to convince her to remove her veil so he can see her face

(Jupiter) Wait please imagine - it just looks at her for a long time, before smiling and saying "You're beautiful...you know that?" in a really soft voice and Grimora just breaks down

(Me) YUP, SHE'D CRY. she just gets to her knees and covers her mouth and starts sobbing, and P03 is very awkward and doesn't understand social cues (neurodivergent robot ahoy) so he instantly thinks he said something wrong and starts apologising and asks if she's okay

and she just sushes him, gently strokes his face and just smiles and says "I love you...I love you so much."

bonus points if they also kiss for the first time

funfact, grimora's favourite animals are bugs

because ants cant go crazy when they look at her

P03 MAKES HER LITTLE TRINKETS RESEMBLING BUGS AND INSECTS AS GIFTS

(Jupiter)It makes her a lil stinkbug out of scrap metal it finds and welds together and it's Grimora's most prized possession ;-;

(Me) she has an entire collection of little bugs made by p03 but that one is her favourite

grimora tries to learn some handiwork stuff so she could repair her botfriend if necessary

(Jupiter) frantically looking through Youtube videos

love the thought of PO3 trying to teach her how the internet works

(Me) google earth is probably her favourite thing because she's been confined to her temple for centuries

the first time it shows her stuff they end up watching cute cat and puppy videos the whole day

FINALLY IT'S DONE

[babbling-idiot]

Pinhead x reader

Request: "Am I your lockscreen? You weren't supposed to see that" fluff with pinhead? I know you love written quite a few about him but your one of the only people I've seen on this site who write about my favorite boy. " -By Anon

Warnings: non

(Hey anon! Thank you so much that means alot. I'm glad you you requested this, it was actually really fun to write it. You know the funny thing is is that he just comes natural to me. Writing for him seems so much easier than all the other, even tho I've written for so many other people. Anyways I hope you like this!)

Pinhead hates technology. Not just cause it's hard to figure it out, but because he wasnt around for phones and udated TVs. And plus they are just to much to handle. One mistake of dropping it causes the whole screen to shatter, so he just said screw it and never touched the damned thing. He knew you had one, you always talked about youtube and tumblr and all these other things that are on your phone. The only thing he was interested in was the playlist, as you called it, that had music on it. You even went out of your way to put music he liked in there. In it's own place so he could find it easily. You always said that it didnt matter when he wanted to, he could listen to the music anytime he wished. Which was surprisingly often. You'd connect it to a speaker in your living room and leave him to it. Which never seemed to go wrong until today.

It was the middle of the day, home from a hard day at work and thankfully pinhead wasnt there, so you decided why not take a cat nap, that quickly turned into a sleeping till 7 or 8. You didnt realize until it was way too late that you had in secret, took a picture of your favorite cenobite and made him your lockscreen photo. Obviously this photo had been there for literally forever. Just he never looked at it cause he never had the chance too. When he came back from the labyrinth he saw you fast asleep on the couch. He had planned to listen to his music so, to not bother you he grabbed your phone and did what he remembered you do. Put auxiliary cord in phone hole and turn speaker on, wait for light to turn blue then there you go. It was a simple and easy task that he knew he could fulfill, that was until he saw himself on you phone screen. He thought it was a reflection but then realized it wasn't , it was taken while he wasnt looking at you and was listening to music. You had always said that he looked at ease and peaceful when he listened to music and clearly this was one of those moments captured. He smiled and continued on with his goal. He managed to locate your music and was able to play it aloud. Not to loud obviously but loud enough for you to hear it in your dreams.

When your eyes started to open and get use to the light, the music was softly playing in the background and you could see pinhead sitting in one of the armchairs in the corner of the room. He had a book in his hand but it was long forgotten. "Hello my dear, did you sleep well?" He asks, his deep voice sending a small chill down your spine, it was like he was hiding something in his voice. Like an underlying question was just waiting to be asked. "I slept pretty good, I could hear your music in my sleep. It was soothing." He nods his head "That is good my dear. I have a question for you." You nod your head back at him "Am I your lockscreen?" He says as he turns the screen of your phone towards you. Your eyes go wide and immediately is thinking of some sort of explanation "You weren't supposed to see that." He smiles and looks back at the phone "You realize I could be angry with you about this. Tell you to delete it and never take a picture of me again. But if I am being truthful, I dont mind it. As long as it stay here with me and you, I have no issue with this." He says as he hand the phone back to you. "So your, not mad at me? I can keep the photo?" He nods his head "Of course. As long as you don't make me look foolish or catch me doing something foolish, then you shall keep it. This does not mean you can go all willy nilly and take lots of photos." He says giving you a stern look. You smile and shake your head "You know I wouldn't do that to you. This photo is for my eyes only and even if someone was to see it and ask, I'll tell them i saw you at a costume party and took a picture of you. But that's not gonna happen." He sits down next to you, "Well my dear, would you like to watch a film or sit in silence?" He says looking at you "Whatever you want pinny!" He looks at you with a blank expression and blinks his eyes a few times "What kind of nickname is that? Pinny, did you come up with that yourself." It wasnt even a question, but the dumbfounded look he gave you made you laugh out loud and nearly tumble off the couch. You shake your head and grab his hand, he quickly interlaced his fingers with yours and sits with his book in hand and your phone in yours. Both going to your own things. Luckily you now take note that you'll have to most definitely catch him doing something hilarious and get a picture of it just to see his reaction.

(Hey again, so I hope you like this and if you did remember that requests are always open and if you want, look at my masterlist and look at my other pinhead stuff. Anyways have a wonderful day and please stay safe out there in the world!)

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