#but i do not CARE!

[lewiscarrolatemybrain]

I haven’t actually gotten to the seraphim yet but I’m already desperate for a fic where the Strawhats rescue (kidnap, steal, same thing) them and give the kids a chance to actually be kids, which results in Mihawk rolling up one day to see Roronoa Zoro walking around with a little baby…. Him. Just kinda propped on his hip.

And Mihawk is like “Who and also how and also why.”

And Zoro’s like “Yeah the little man has separation anxiety, he’s had a rough time.”

And Mihawk is like “That was. Very not an answer to any of my questions.”

“The other kids went with the rest of the crew to explore the town but Eyas and Little Bear don’t like crowds.”

“… You call him Eyas? Who is Little Bear?”

And S-Bear just pokes his big ass head out of the pillow fort the kids built against the railing like “Hi.”

[isforever]

the angel dust and cherri bomb friendship is soooooooo cassie and maddy coded. thank u <3

[k1rbyl0v3r]

i had a funny idea and drew it.

so when i watched the new video @partycoffin made i had a vision of just the spaceship flying past Creator and i was like ''i must draw it!'' besides i havent drawn Creator is MONTHS! except some doodles anyway heres the art

backgrounds are so hard to draw

[dylawas-reblogs]

Baldur's gate 3 companions in order of likelihood that they'd smoke a joint, by someone who doesn't smoke weed

Halsin: hasn't had the chance for a while cuz of arch druid shit, but you bet once he's on the road with the gang he takes a moment to roll himself a fat one (or smoke it from a pipe? They've got cigars in Avernus idk what's the blunt economy like)

Jaheira: the fucking moment that woman gets to Baldur's Gate she's sending herself into the stratosphere. Probably the best at rolling the damn things. Rolls for the rest of the group.

Karlach: she'd definitely sit down and savor a blunt. Good way to shut her mind off to The Impending Doom (tm). Probably doesn't have the best prep technique

Shadowheart: has partaken in the past, but doesn't have strong feelings one way or the other about it. Will partake if the mood strikes.

Gale: maybe tried it once back at Blackstaff. Enjoyed it, but is too nervous to do so again with The Orb. Will offer to help others light up though.

Wyll: weed may not be illegal in Baldur's Gate (bc I said so I'm not bothering to look up Forgotten Realms Weed Canon) but he still very much has the stance of "uuhhh my dad said it's bad" (bonus: ulder definitely has had a blunt once or twice)

Astarion: would if he could, but being a vampire kinda makes everything Not Blood a dogshit experience if ingested. If he sucks blood off of someone who IS high, THEN he can join the fun. Not as potent though. Acts like he hates everything about it but refuses to leave the room.

Minthara: not interested. But only because she thinks it's too weak for her. "If you are going to drug me, you'd best make sure it incapacitates me. I will not be insulted with such minimal impact." In truth, she's never done it and is too proud to admit it.

Lae'zel: probably didn't know what it was before she showed up in Faerun, and after hearing what it does, is pretty vehemently opposed. She wants to be alert at all times, thank you, and everyone else getting stoned are idiots

Minsc: "'Smoke a joint?' That would be destruction of property! We are not arsonists! What's that, Boo? What? Oh. Oh! Erm, no thank you."

[alivingtypo]

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

[mysillycomics]

[my-darling-boy]

I was at a bookstore looking through the art section and I saw a spine that said The Camden Town Nudes which was interesting because this didn’t seem like the bookstore where I would ever find something like that and I wanted to have a casual look but like. This also wasn’t exactly the bookstore where you felt like you could look at naked pictures let alone just suggestive paintings of them, it’s a really small shop as well, so I was like right I’ll just take a quick peek, I’m an art student, I love history, maybe I’ll buy it. I looked both ways and saw the shopkeep had left momentarily and no one was about, so I opened it and found it was an entire book featuring nude Edwardian women all painted by Walter Sickert between 1905-1912 and it was actually quite a revolutionary set of paintings for its time given that it featured very raw depictions of working class nude women in dark London instead of the elegant, white bedsheet clad, Demure middle and upper class women usually depicted.

And of course RIGHT as I flip to this lady’s boobs practically taking up an entire double page spread, every customer in a 5 mile radius appeared from around the corners of the shelf including the shopkeep and immediately regressing to a wet, pathetic Edwardian man from 1908, startled, I dropped the large book which caused a giant SLAP on the floor in this already silent store thus causing all patrons to look down at me scrambling on my knees to close a giant book of Edwardian boobs and let me tell you it would not have been nearly as funny had I not immediately felt like some Edwardian local pervert who just tried to sneak a cheeky peek at the erotic book in the bookstore only to drop it dramatically causing a scene, red up to his ears trying to shove it back on the shelf. Like such a casual and normal thing in modern day but looking at Edwardian women suddenly turned it into this egregious act as I apparently became possessed by the spirit of a moustached man in a bowler hat and morning coat going Good Heavens I mustn’t gaze upon these images in public lest the constable haul me away!

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

[12neonlit-stage]

you're allowed to discuss and work together, reblog for a higher sample size or something

You have 1 week, good luck!

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[a-drama-addict]

not caring too much about a fandom’s favourite guy is the worst. you’ll think “oh i’ll look into the tag see if anything new and cool’s there” and it’s just that fucking guy again

[etakeh]

[beebfreeb]

[daisywords]

One of my biggest nitpicks in fiction concerns the feeding of babies. Mothers dying during/shortly after childbirth or the baby being separated form the mother shortly after birth is pretty common in fiction. It is/was also common enough in real life, which is why I think a lot of writers/readers don't think too hard about this. however. Historically, the only reason the vast majority of babies survived being separated from their mother was because there was at least one other woman around to breastfeed them. Before modern formula, yes, people did use other substitutes, but they were rarely, if ever, nutritionally sufficient.

Newborns can't eat adult food. They can't really survive on animal milk. If your story takes place in a world before/without formula, a baby separated from its mother is going to either be nursed by someone else, or starve.

It doesn't have to be a huge plot point, but idk at least don't explicitly describe the situation as excluding the possibility of a wetnurse. "The father or the great grandmother or the neighbor man or the older sibling took and raised the baby completely alone in a cave for a year." Nope. That baby is dead I'm sorry. "The baby was kidnapped shortly after birth by a wizard and hidden away in a secret tower" um quick question was the wizard lactating? "The mother refused to see or touch her child after birth so the baby was left to the care of the ailing grandfather" the grandfather who made the necessary arrangements with women in the neighborhood, right? right? OR THAT GREAT OFFENDER "A newborn baby was left on the doorstep and they brought it in and took care of it no issues" What Are You Going to Feed That Baby. Hello?

Like. It's not impossible, but arrangements are going to have to be made. There are some logistics.

[zillychu]

everyone sh. shutd up im cooking smthn

[eastgaysian]