#but i do myfucking best to keep him from getting into shit but i CANT DO THAT ALL THE TIME

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And the cycle begins anew . As it does every week

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SG1

Season 6 episode 1

"REDEMPTION"

PART 1

Notes by me

- there's no previously in the show but I'ma do my own: DANIELS DEAD : /

- "thought they wanted to smoke a peace pipe" oh no

- yo it's my guy siler who says my favorite line of the whole show "incoming wormhole"

- like why are they looking at that worms hole. Leave him be

- when the iris is closed it looks like a butthole

- oh!!! Worm Hole!!!!

- sorry I'll stop talking about worm holes now

- "next" jack is already sick of everyone and everything

- area 51 calling to talk to SAM SPECIFICALLY makes her the hottest character on this show I don't make the rules

- no Daniel in the credits :( but it's the new guy!!! I can't wait to see if they haze him by leaving him alone on an unhabitable planet or something

- it's Jonas!!!!! I'm kinda glad he joined tbh he's honestly a really good guy and by that I mean he's not a villain

- I could be wrong tho

- stop the show right now. He's hanging out in Daniels lab listening to Daniels music and reading Daniels books and notes. Like this.

Alright I guess I'm in love with you now

-Sam taking the new kid on a vacation

- THE WEATHER CHANNEL 😭

- he has a heart breaking backstory i forgot He cant go back bc his people banished him

- "how do I know what color to wear?"

"we call each other every morning"

- very cool how Jonas has the title of The Guy That Showed Them Naquadria

- X302 plane

- wait. Wasn't the x301 the plane they almost died in. Is this a good idea guys

- rocket boosters?!?!?!?!

- they're trying to make a spaceship airplane

- jack walking into Hammond's office, seeing the colonel, and immediately turning on his heel

- a RUSSIAN??? NOT IN MY AMERICA!!!

- also Jonas is RIGHT there AND he's cute you get the best of both worlds

- "over my rotting corpse" he would be fired if this was in any way realistic. He would be shot on the spot

- the way Hammond is describing how much Daniel meant to the team. "A very beneficial viewpoint" 🥺😭😭

- Jonas wants the job so so so bad like he would suck anyone's dick to get this job

- he memorized all of Daniels stuff in only like 2 months????? "Can learn faster than the average human" we love a character with special abilities 👀

- also that alone makes him more qualified to be on missions than anyone they get from russia

- nooooooo the pain in his eyes when she says she doesn't see it happening. I am at war with sam

- we're down to bargaining with tealc now lol

- is it HIS dick he's gonna suck

- tealc: sits down at jacks table with a perfectly reasonable amount of food for someone with his weight height and stamina

Jack: ok lard ass

- if you need a fourth guy that badly youre willing to let a Russian on the team, I think you can consider the alien too

- also I love Jonas and tealc bonding over being from other planets. It's keeping me alive

- yo it's my man bratac!!!

- oh no his wife is sick. Idk how I feel about this they always get weird when they're together

- ok tell me why Jonas looks like a high schooler compared to the others. Like. Baby

- Jack refusing to accept that Daniel needs to be replaced

- also when he's walking with Sam . Hate to see him go but love to watch him leave

- Hammond NOT in the mood for shananagans today I can see it in his angry eyebrows

- hate how tealc gets treated like shit by his ppl even tho he literally saved most of their lives by being a deserter

- " the goauld do not trust their jaffa priests like they used to" hell yeah

- oh myfuck she's dead. Like his wife just died. She's dead

- this whole story about the gate not being able to close is a little boring I'm gonna be honest.

- damn tealc tough break

- his penis bulge when he's talking to ryac in the woods. I'm sorry it's staring at me

- damn ryac chill stop beating the fuck outta your dad homie if you weren't his son he would've taken you out at the knee caps in 3.2 seconds

- also what is this helping lol

- the signal Sam found is too consistent to not be something

- the fact that the naquada in the iris could explode at any given moment seems like a flaw in the blue prints for the gate. Can I get OSHA on the phone

- rip dryac at least you went out being burned like Darth Vader ✊😔

- ryac thinks he's weak bc of the mind meld with the goauld 😭 noooooo

- what an absolutely horrendous idea to sit RIGHT in front of the gate you gonna get halved by the kawoosh

- the hug 🥹

- NOT JONAS DRINKING FROM THE WATER FOUNTAIN TO EAVES DROP

- RODNEY!!!!! Die

- I know that McKay is in the other show so like......im trying to like him but hoo boy

- anything Carter volunteers for Jack immediately does too

- ANUBIS plane?

- I don't trust this thing since Jack and tealc almost suffocated in space

- Sam and Jack matching outfits

- love Rodney being a bitch to Jonas and Jonas just being like Okay Sweetie ❤️ Anyway

- I'm losing it

- I really hope the books and notes that Jonas always carries around are Daniels and not his

- and I hope they all have Jonas little add on markings

- "phasers?"

"sorry, sir"

Jacks right they should attach a torpedo launcher or something just in case

- do they even know WHERE they're going

-this little thing is gonna go warp speed?????? Theyll get torn asunder

-asunder I say!!!

- mission failure bc of ONE SECOND

- Rodney vs Sam

Mean Mug championships

- jacks flirting technique

Step 1

Call her an egghead

Step 2

Marriage

- "you have a way of seeing things at their simplest" OOOOO HE NEEDS SOME MILK

- clap BACK motherfucker

- oh why is anubis a dementor

- "prepare to meet your doom"

"oh please"

Nothing phases jack anymore he's ready to fight dementors now, this is an average Tuesday to him

~

Tealc Whump: Ryac (his son) beats him with a staff weapon. Bloody face, noises

Listening to 🎶 Tell Me Why (Taylors Version) - Taylor Swift 🎶 for Jonas and his Big Feelings about being banished by his own people 😔 can't wait to see him become their child ❤️