#but i do myfucking best to keep him from getting into shit but i CANT DO THAT ALL THE TIME

[puppmeo]

And the cycle begins anew . As it does every week

[fart-gate]

SG1

Season 6 episode 1

"REDEMPTION"

PART 1

Notes by me

- there's no previously in the show but I'ma do my own: DANIELS DEAD : /

- "thought they wanted to smoke a peace pipe" oh no

- yo it's my guy siler who says my favorite line of the whole show "incoming wormhole"

- like why are they looking at that worms hole. Leave him be

- when the iris is closed it looks like a butthole

- oh!!! Worm Hole!!!!

- sorry I'll stop talking about worm holes now

- "next" jack is already sick of everyone and everything

- area 51 calling to talk to SAM SPECIFICALLY makes her the hottest character on this show I don't make the rules

- no Daniel in the credits :( but it's the new guy!!! I can't wait to see if they haze him by leaving him alone on an unhabitable planet or something

- it's Jonas!!!!! I'm kinda glad he joined tbh he's honestly a really good guy and by that I mean he's not a villain

- I could be wrong tho

- stop the show right now. He's hanging out in Daniels lab listening to Daniels music and reading Daniels books and notes. Like this.

Alright I guess I'm in love with you now

-Sam taking the new kid on a vacation

- THE WEATHER CHANNEL 😭

- he has a heart breaking backstory i forgot He cant go back bc his people banished him

- "how do I know what color to wear?"

"we call each other every morning"

- very cool how Jonas has the title of The Guy That Showed Them Naquadria

- X302 plane

- wait. Wasn't the x301 the plane they almost died in. Is this a good idea guys

- rocket boosters?!?!?!?!

- they're trying to make a spaceship airplane

- jack walking into Hammond's office, seeing the colonel, and immediately turning on his heel

- a RUSSIAN??? NOT IN MY AMERICA!!!

- also Jonas is RIGHT there AND he's cute you get the best of both worlds

- "over my rotting corpse" he would be fired if this was in any way realistic. He would be shot on the spot

- the way Hammond is describing how much Daniel meant to the team. "A very beneficial viewpoint" 🥺😭😭

- Jonas wants the job so so so bad like he would suck anyone's dick to get this job

- he memorized all of Daniels stuff in only like 2 months????? "Can learn faster than the average human" we love a character with special abilities 👀

- also that alone makes him more qualified to be on missions than anyone they get from russia

- nooooooo the pain in his eyes when she says she doesn't see it happening. I am at war with sam

- we're down to bargaining with tealc now lol

- is it HIS dick he's gonna suck

- tealc: sits down at jacks table with a perfectly reasonable amount of food for someone with his weight height and stamina

Jack: ok lard ass

- if you need a fourth guy that badly youre willing to let a Russian on the team, I think you can consider the alien too

- also I love Jonas and tealc bonding over being from other planets. It's keeping me alive

- yo it's my man bratac!!!

- oh no his wife is sick. Idk how I feel about this they always get weird when they're together

- ok tell me why Jonas looks like a high schooler compared to the others. Like. Baby

- Jack refusing to accept that Daniel needs to be replaced

- also when he's walking with Sam . Hate to see him go but love to watch him leave

- Hammond NOT in the mood for shananagans today I can see it in his angry eyebrows

- hate how tealc gets treated like shit by his ppl even tho he literally saved most of their lives by being a deserter

- " the goauld do not trust their jaffa priests like they used to" hell yeah

- oh myfuck she's dead. Like his wife just died. She's dead

- this whole story about the gate not being able to close is a little boring I'm gonna be honest.

- damn tealc tough break

- his penis bulge when he's talking to ryac in the woods. I'm sorry it's staring at me

- damn ryac chill stop beating the fuck outta your dad homie if you weren't his son he would've taken you out at the knee caps in 3.2 seconds

- also what is this helping lol

- the signal Sam found is too consistent to not be something

- the fact that the naquada in the iris could explode at any given moment seems like a flaw in the blue prints for the gate. Can I get OSHA on the phone

- rip dryac at least you went out being burned like Darth Vader ✊😔

- ryac thinks he's weak bc of the mind meld with the goauld 😭 noooooo

- what an absolutely horrendous idea to sit RIGHT in front of the gate you gonna get halved by the kawoosh

- the hug 🥹

- NOT JONAS DRINKING FROM THE WATER FOUNTAIN TO EAVES DROP

- RODNEY!!!!! Die

- I know that McKay is in the other show so like......im trying to like him but hoo boy

- anything Carter volunteers for Jack immediately does too

- ANUBIS plane?

- I don't trust this thing since Jack and tealc almost suffocated in space

- Sam and Jack matching outfits

- love Rodney being a bitch to Jonas and Jonas just being like Okay Sweetie ❤️ Anyway

- I'm losing it

- I really hope the books and notes that Jonas always carries around are Daniels and not his

- and I hope they all have Jonas little add on markings

- "phasers?"

"sorry, sir"

Jacks right they should attach a torpedo launcher or something just in case

- do they even know WHERE they're going

-this little thing is gonna go warp speed?????? Theyll get torn asunder

-asunder I say!!!

- mission failure bc of ONE SECOND

- Rodney vs Sam

Mean Mug championships

- jacks flirting technique

Step 1

Call her an egghead

Step 2

Marriage

- "you have a way of seeing things at their simplest" OOOOO HE NEEDS SOME MILK

- clap BACK motherfucker

- oh why is anubis a dementor

- "prepare to meet your doom"

"oh please"

Nothing phases jack anymore he's ready to fight dementors now, this is an average Tuesday to him

~

Tealc Whump: Ryac (his son) beats him with a staff weapon. Bloody face, noises

Listening to 🎶 Tell Me Why (Taylors Version) - Taylor Swift 🎶 for Jonas and his Big Feelings about being banished by his own people 😔 can't wait to see him become their child ❤️

[radiyum]

okay!!!!!!!!!!! i read A LOT more of strobe edge!!!

i want to finish it tonight but i don’t want tooooooooooo..... on kissmanga there are 37 chapters but myanimelist says theres 43 chapters? unless they’re counting all the half chapters as chapters.....

anyways, chapters 20-31 under the cut!!

CHAPTER 20

god this manga is so good i ‘m so excited

daiki is so sweet and his heart skipped a beat when ren grabbed him lmao no one is safe

okay everyone knows they’re broken up now and the 80s chick is telling everyone and now shes putting things in ninakos head oh geez

GACCHAN YOU ANGEL PIE OMG YOU WANT NINAKO AND REN TOGETHER SO BADLY

i love that stupid fucking cat i love it it wins the best supporting character oscar

i need someone to confess to gacchan so he doesnt have to be so excited to receive obligatory gift chocolate on valentines day

GACCHAN

YOURE THE FUCKEN MVP IN THIS MANGA

YOU GOT HER TO GIVE HIM A CHOCOLATE AND HE IS LIKE BLUSHGING OMG

chapter 21

gacchan. my son. u set it up. u trapped them. u wanted ren to be able to repay ninako on white day. have i mentioned how much i love gacchan.

OOOOH A SPORTS DAY!

OOoOOoOohhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANDOU VS REN IN A BASKETBALL GAME

ANDOU HIT HIS HEAD AND FAINTED AND WOKE UP TO REN WORRYING ABOUT HIM

oooh FUCK andou is bringing back the skeletons in the closet

oh my go d this is os sweet

ren actually really liked andou as his friend because he was the first one who didnt listen to rumors or hate him for no reason

please make up my kids

be bffs again

chapter 22

ANDOU YOU DRAMA QUEEN YOU WENT ALL THE WAY TO RENS WORK

andou i cant take you seriously wearing those overalls you dork

ANDOU AND REN’S LOVER’S QUARREL AND MAKE UP i am so for this

ok ok poor ren took andou seriously about the death smile LMAO

ninako is so cute and innocent and i love her

MAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE???CAME??/T OT HEIR SCHOOL????????????~ AW WWW FUCK MY POOR BABY ANDOU

ANDOU AND REN JUST MADE UP AND YOU COME HERE AND RUIN EVERYTHING

wait...............yuu was the dude that sayuri was dating.............wait was he her first love .......................

chapter 22.5

ok so usually all the .5 chapters are a tragic backstory and i think this is sayuri’s and yuu’s past

wait nv m it was a one shot hmmm

chapter 23

this  panel of ren as a sheep is what i am alive for today.

all the girls wanted to pounce on ren and ren immediately grabbed for ninako because she makes him comfortable awHHHH

i love u gacchan and 80s hair girl for keeping andou away from ren and ninako pls keep doing this

ren blushing seeing ninako in his sweatshirt is making my heart flutter

YUU BROKE UP WITH SAYURI AND SOME RANDOM GIRL KEEPS GETTING TOO CLOSE TO DAIKI

chapter 24

yuu you fuck ass

go away leave sayuri ALONE

NINAKO KINOSHITA YOU SLY DOG “come here i’ll warm you up” AND REN ICHINOSE ACCEPTS OHHHH MY LORd i AM MORTIFIED FOR YOU BOTH

ren is making future plans with ninako to travel ooOOooh

DAIKI WHT THE F CK

DID YOU KISS THAT G IR L

DID YOU REALLY

I THOUGHT I KNEW U BETTER THANTHIS

UR SO RUDE AND EVERYYONE SAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK U

chapter 25

okay now i’m honestly taking this daiki kissing another girl thing personally because the same thing happened to me irl so like, it’s hurting reading how sayu doesnt know how to ask about what happened and her friends are annoying me because theyre forcing her and yeah ok yeah

OKAY i;m so thankful it’s ninako who is comforting sayu and that she’s the one shes confiding in

“dont touch him so much” BBAAACK UPPPPP

WHAT ARE REN AND MAYUKA GOING TO TALK ABOUT???

chapter 26

ok goodbye forever mayuka have fun in tokyo’

i’m glad thats over with

ren is happy when he’s with ninako !!!!!!!

ninako was watching kimi ni todoke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg

okay if that soggy loaf of bread mao does stupid shit i am gonna be so pissed

chapter 26.5

OKAY NOW WE GET THE BACKSTORY OF YUU AND SAYURI

yuu you got swayed by your friends like i dont feel sorry for you lol

i love how io sakisaka has been giving so much back story to all of these characters like it makes me love them all SO MUCH MORE

chapter 27

i love that he was replaying the song over and over again that ninako was humming the other day!!!!!!!!

ok...............mao.....................is back..........................

i hate her already go away go back to middle school

FUUUUUUUUUUCK REN ADMITTED IT

HE TOLD ANDOU

HE LIKES NINAKO KINOSHITA

mao overheard oh geez wtf are you gonna do

“this is just my pathetic personality, stupid ren” i love andou

mao fucking spilled the beans on my fucking LORD go away YOU GREMLIN

NOW THAT..... ren KNOWS his feelings..... is ninako going to reject him because now she knows that the reason andou and him drifted is because of a girl,...and she doesnt want that to happen again because andou likes her.......

chapter 28

fuck you fucking mao fuck you you fucking fuck oh myfuck i fucking KNEW IT

she’s gonna try some shit isnt she omg OMG

i have the stupidest grin on my stupid face

andou and ren are both gonna battle it out for my precious ninako

oh my god

“how can i surpass ren? how can i love you? how should i love you? to make you fall in love with me?” DAMN

she told him!!!!!!!!! a lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she told andou!!!!!!!! she no longer has feelings for ren!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ninako you butt munch!!!!!!!!! i know youre being considerate but you butt!!!!!!!!!!

YOU CANT JUST GO CRYING TO THE DUDE THAT CALLS YOU A BEAN

chapter 29

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK THIS BITCH

mao youre so annoying do you know how annoying you are

can she fucking let it go can she just LET REN GO JUST STOP

ren i fucking love you omg he stood up for ninako and caught her like a princess

kinda

ren is worried ninako and the yelling guy are at school together having sex OMG “i’m so dirty�� OH GEEZ

ninako is confiding in the yelling guy OMG what is he gonna say

chapter 30

DING FUCKING DONG

HELLO GACCHAN YOUR HARD WORK HAS PAID OFF

REN LOVES NINAKO

ok sorry this chapter was just wordy but  good wordy

i love the yelling guy

chapter 31

REN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 HE GOT JELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OF THE TEAM LEADER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE GOT OFF THE SUBWAY OMG OMG

gacchaAN YOUR PLAN OF REN REALIZING HIS FEELINGS FOR NINAKO WORKED BUT YOU RUINED THE MOMENT BY FOLLOWING THEM LMAO

REN IS PLANNING TO CONFESS AFTER THE SPORTS FESTIVAL

OH DEAR WHATS GONNA GO WRONG

fuuUUUCk

MAO likes  andou ?????????????? oH SHIT okok this is THE WORST PART TO LEAVE OFF ON BUT I HAVE TO

FUUUUCKKK

ANDOU NOOOOOO

DONT GO BACK TO HER I WILL KILL U