#but i am older... by just 2 years. maybe thats intimidating???? he doesnt seem intimidated by me tho. god idk

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Could we get some headcanons/more background on Abbey and Doyle’s kids? 🥺👉👈 I love the premise of this AU

YEEEEE (im just gonna ramble a bunch about the backstory i have so far but ill put it in bullets so its easier to follow lol i apologize for it being long as fuck-)

OKAY SO,,, first of all,,, doyle and abbey timeline,,,, [i am looking respectfully]

in this au, they get back together and have a sort of ‘lovers pretending to be enemies’ chaotic on again/off again hookup thing off to the side just between the two of them thru like Most of the final season, they try to keep it a secret (especially doyle who doubts the saturdays would be hAPPY if he was seeing her again) but in the end, saturdays ofc find out, probably are unsure about it at first, but she gains enough of their trust to be there for the big finale battle in the weird world mansion.

when shit goes down and argost becomes the vessel for the two opposing kurs (regular kur, and the anti kur from zak monday) and they like. explode his matter or w/e, i imagine instead of kur just completely disappearing, the ‘anti kur’ gets shot back to its universe, while original kur gets forced into a new vessel in this universe... the closest of which happens to be the unborn child abbeys unknowingly carrying. basically, what if the two kurs just LOOKED like they evaporated but actually did what happens when you try to like tape two same sides of a magnets together and they YEETED-

So thats how we have Parker, their firstborn daughter! and this... also implies ‘Parker Monday’ exists which. 8^) i havent thought about yet so forgive me on that but hoo, 

they dont know parker is kur, they got no idea and rly just assume kur is gone for good. but after they find out abbeys pregnant (which is a huge emotional trip for both of them in its own right) they do eventually sort of agree they dont want their kid exposed to that whole world of mystery. like, ik its a vital thing to the whole family, and ik these two people were probably voted least likely to ‘settle down’ in high school, but i cant imagine they didnt escape the kur/zak situation without a LOT of trauma, so while the saturdays stay in the cryptozoology field, doyle and abbey slowly pull away from the mystery and mercenary stuff, and also instead of going for big dollar lifestyle settle with ‘independently wealthy’ parenting.

also, neither of them really . grasp the concept that theyve even started a family, and are ‘together’, and that this is REAL, until around when she gets pregnant with their second daughter, Kendall. and then theyre like. oh nooo wait are we actually like boyfriend and girlfriend EWW-

when kendall is born parker is 3, and the next like 10+ years are pretty smooth sailing. as far as what the kids know/see, they probably know the cryptids when theyre little but. (tw animal death sORRY TO BE DARK I JUST??????) idk,, how long komodo dragons live/how old komodo already is and i definitely dont know Anything about giant prehistoric birds and am not even sure if science knows that lifespan, so. im not sure how long they could really be in each others lives??? i almost imagine parker would have memories of them that she assumes she remembers wrong, like “oh yeah they used to have a lizard and a bird... my imaginative little kid brain thought they were a komodo dragon and a dinosaur”, and as for fisk im still working on it but i . actually kind of imagine he might have a much longer lifespan (since lemurians are like ancient or w/e? and also if hes by dna like a gorilla cat or w/e gorillas at least live long af) and also feel like once he got older and settled down a bit he might live somewhere in the woods, maybe even his old tree? and the saturdays see him ALL the time obviously, but hey zaks gotta go to college eventually, a gorilla cats gotta eat bugs in forest, we all have to grow up and leave the nest sometime,

so idk the last time parker has actually seen fisk and she might assume he was an imaginary friend or smth but, 1. if i do write a fic they absolutely have to meet again, 2. overall the vibe is they know the saturdays are cryptozoologists, like, the same way josh gates does destination truth, seeking answers and studying, they dont really. know that theyre REAL. to them its like, a hypothetical science. (this is also part of why they dont realize parker is kur, she isnt around cryptids and therefore whenever her powers would actually show up they wouldnt be recognized) anyways parker isnt embarrassed or put off by it but just thinks its a little wacky, meanwhile kendall is obsessed with the world of mystery/paranormal/cryptic lol

speaking of the girls personalities;;;

parker is like. not really normie/preppy, even if she seems it at first glance, shes nice and has a good head on her shoulders but also is a teenage girl (inherently unhinged) and shes THEIR teenage girl (+5 feral) so despite her success and charm shes also very witty/crass when she wants to be, and deep down shes closer to the kind of person that would on pure inexplicable instinct put something random in your mouth when you’re yawning so you bite down on it afterwards. or like. that video of the girl singing in the bathroom while her friends curl their hair and she grabs the curler to use as a microphone before realizing its burning hot??? shes. the voice of reason, but the voice is usually shrieking in fear, making a cursed joke, or half the time whatever shes saying is actually smart. she kinda wants to go to college and travel, but struggles with indecisiveness and anxiety, so she has no idea where to go, what to major in, etc. and is again kinda just livin thru the typical teen life in that regard

kendall on the other hand is like. weird kid culture, the kind of kid that believes they are secretly a new supernatural creature each year (mermaid phase, werewolf phase, alien phase, etc), probably completely accidentally starts cults or witch covens at school (didnt realize teaching peers how to become ‘blood brothers’ and ‘make potions’ from puddles and stolen school supplies would be taken so seriously by parents) , very into emo/scene/punk/alt culture but not rly in an overtly dark/edgy way, more of a having fun and expressing self way. she wants answers for everything, really loves mysteries and being open minded, and definitely a rebel/adventurer at heart, even if she gets naive or in over her head sometimes.

the girls get along well! parker is not dismissive of kendall she just. isnt really into the same stuff/is more freaked out by it most of the time, but she would tag along on certain adventures, especially if it was to keep her safe. and kendall definitely directs gentle mockery towards parker a lot but does see her as a good role model and guiding figure, their bond is really strong!

other details !

doyle and abbey prob decide to say fuck it and get married after kendall is born, they probably have a few rough patches but nothing is more important to them than the kids now and in the end they understand each other better than anyone else so . canon tension idk her! family ftw! power couple! they intimidate the teacher during parent teacher conferences together hand in shady little hand !

their parenting style is exactly what one would imagine, 70% fun and sass and controlled chaos where theyre the bigger children than their children, 15% ‘this is how you hack the government and dual wield swords-- i was not supposed to teach you that im sorry’, and 15% actual guidance / emotional depth / etc. flaws might be overcoming their own immaturity for the first few years, and then being lowkey overly protective (while claiming they arent, but just bc you semi jokingly tell parker she should join the football team doesnt mean you dont actually hide 60% of ur life from her and check that her bedroom windows are locked every night and have 24 people listed in her school emergency contacts and used to cut up her food till she was 7 and-)

so abouT THE BABY BOY (Phoenix), 1. his middle name is leonidas bc im gay and i love emotional turmoil babes , 2. fully unironically the idea behind such a late pregnancy is abbey would be mid fourties when hes born right. so like. [has two kids] ‘ok birth control time’ [when theyre teens many years later] ‘ok im old enough to stop taking this’ [the hyperfertility curse that plagues many women rears its ugly head with one last hoo-rah]

and finALLY a very quick elevator pitch of what id write an actual fic to focus on;;; kendall sneaks into the attic to look for old shit bc they BOTH know their parents have been hiding stuff over the years, she finds things like a cryptopedia (now offline), the claw, maybe even a piece of the kur stone, and ropes parker into the long haul of figuring out what all this stuff is. and ofc the second they ever find the naga relic and parker comes face to face with it, [rest in rip] time for mom and dad to find out and all this kur shit to start ALL over again-

[camcllis-blog]

it’ your gurl ro back with another trash child ! bc i have no chill i guess and barely lasted a day before picking up another muse why am i like this

* ( ░ is that DANIEL SHARMAN? oh, never mind, it’s just CAMERON ELLIS the CISMALE demigod staying in the HADES cabin this year. he’s been a camper in half-blood for SIXTEEN YEARS and alive for TWENTY SEVEN. i also know them to be LEVELHEADED, DEPENDABLE yet UPTIGHT, STANDOFFISH. 

a super dependable guy actually. responsible, level headed, excellent leadership skills. always strives to make the rational decision 

that being said - he became a leader out of a sense of purpose and duty. aside from that he has no interest in being in charge or even socializing in general. he may be good leading and making decisions but he doesnt necessarily like it

more of a brooding grouchy hades kid then an aggressive or conniving one tbh. before they meet him people always seem to think he’ll be some kind of mafia boss or motorcycle gang member and he’s just like wtf? no?

definitely an introvert. you can usually find him alone or curled up with a book somewhere; will probably do his best to be unapproachable and ward off any unwanted attention. commands a kind of quiet and stoic sort of respect. standoffish af, has a solid resting bitch face down. 3000% done with everyone every moment of the day. he’s not mean tho, he just wants to be left alone (until shit goes down and he sucks it up and takes charge)

but lowkey has 0 FUCKIN SOCIAL SKILLS? lmao if you actually manage to corner him into conversation he’d probably get flustered in like 0.2 seconds. he’s just kind of awkwardly stiff and uptight and just??? a total dork. the bitch face is totally all posturing. he’s just not good with people man and has 0 interest in learning how to be good with people so thats why he avoids them as much as possible. he’s all bark and no bite. giving orders and making plans? cool no probs. making small talk? literally his worst nightmare  

a life as a child of the big three - especially hades - and all the shit he’s seen and done has left him kind of cynical? or at least resigned and maybe a little pessimistic

as grumpy as he is, he’s still got your back man without a doubt. very compassionate - which people always seem to find surprising given his parent - and has this weird sort of self imposed duty to protect others? kind of a bleeding heart under all that grouch? if you asked him for a favor he’d be all “ugh fine okay whatever blah blah blah i’m so put upon” but help you without even a second of hesitation. probably watches cat videos and cries

the older annoying big brother you never asked for

quick to love but also quick to hold grudges - he’s tried to be better but it kind of runs in the family. thanks dad

certified dork™ would rather sit around and read comics all day then kick ass in the arena (not that he isnt good at it). find him curled up in a giant sweater rereading tolkien for the umpteenth time, not taking out hits on people or commanding armies of the dead or whatever else it is people think he does lmao

a hufflepuff!

tl;dr: he’s an awkward marshmallow who hides behind a grumpy exterior lmao

+ levelheaded, dependable, hardworking, responsible, compassionate, reserved, kind, practical

- standoffish, uptight, grumpy, awkward, isolated, cautious, pessimistic

appearence

always looks kind of vaguely unimpressed or with a just kind of neutral expression? has a serious air to him 

unassuming; even at a whopping 6′2″ he goes unnoticed a lot of the time if he isnt actively trying to gain attention

soft spoken in tone but definitely not in words or backbone. he’s quiet yes but firm and confident in what he says (the boi definitely thinks before he speaks)

actually needs reading glasses but doesnt fucking wear them ever bc they take his look from kind of unapproachable and aloof straight to the fluffiest least intimidating dork ever lmao

like this to plot i guess and i’ll slide into your dms? i need like... someone who’s aggressively trying to befriend him and he’s not having it. or like some legit friends who know his not grump side. or enemies, exes, lil sibs, anything in between!