#but how tf are u shipping them of all people they’re literally BOTH GAY AHAHAH

[mandysgirlf]

saw a bunch of people shipping Adam x Amanda and i clutched my non-existent pearls with fear

[boyfriend-kisser]

Episode 5: 

> How fucking old is Glimmer jesus 

> Also yay Bow's there 

> "With She-Ra and a boat, we can conquer anything" bitch wdym just use She-Ra as a boat 

> JESUS CHRIST I FORGOT ABOUT HOW ANNOYING THE INTRO IS DONT JUMPSCARE ME LIKE THAT SKIPSKISPKSIPKSIPSKIP 

> Wow those boats float like, in the air those old boats DO float they're dope 

> Omg Bow is adorable he loves everything he's always so happy I love himso much if anything happens to him I will cut my ligaments off 

> Bow: No pirates? 

Glimmer: No pirates. 

Bow: *Sad arrrr* 

i love him 

> That green lump can sail? 

> Nvm they meant whoever he was arm wrestling with 

> Wow Sea Hawk is hot 

> Uh oh he's a narcissist 

> Bow is also feeling the gay vibes for him so Im not in the wrong 

> Sea Hawk dresses like Papyrus in that AU where sans dies instead of him?? Yknow?? And he's wearing sans's's' jacket and shit??? 

> Yes Adora, show him that he's retarded. Show him how retarded his sexy face is. 

> Bow grr I love you 

> AHAHAHAHA ADORA BEAT HIS ASS WITHOUT EVEN NEEDING TO USE SHE-RA 

> Oh yes, lay the sass on thick Catra 

> Omg Scorpia's hAIR I LOVE IT 

 > oMG SCORPIA'S A  BIG FRIENDLY GIANT AND SHE HAS LOBSTER HANDS AND LITERALLY ALL I'VE HEARD HER SAY IS "KITTY! JUST SO YOU KNOW, I'M A HUGGER" AND I ALREADY LOVE HER 

> HAhahahaha cat on boat 

> Scorpia's great nnn please tell me she stays being great forever 

> wTF Sea Hawk set his own boats on fire this DUDE I like him already 

> Okay updated favourites list: 

1) Bow (with or without flowers)

2) Catra (she got promoted back up the favourites list again but I'm still mad at her) 

3) Scorpia 

4) Flower princess 

 5) Sea Hawk

> SHANTY TIME HECK YEAH 

> Aw nvm

> OMG BOW IS ALREADY TYING KNOTS HE'S SO SMART LOOK AT HIM GO 

> GUYS BOW BLUSHED HE HAS A HUUUUGE CRUSH ON SEAHAWK GUYS HE'S SO CUTE 

> SPARKLE TELEPORTS AWAY he called her sparkle im crying 

> Adora fucking showing Sea Hawk who's boss by unfurling the jib by herself heck yeah 

> Sea Hawk's trying his best guys come on be nice 

> Omg Sea Hawk's singing 

> OMG HE'S HOLDING HANDS WITH BOW 

> BOW HAS A VIOLIN 

> Aw the song's over :( 

> Bow's so supportive of Adora as she beats Sea Hawk's ass AGAIN 

> *CRASH* 

Sea Hawk: aHA WE'RE HERE 

*CRASH* 

I love this show 

> Oh yeah adventures with Sea Hawk and WHAT THE FUCK GIANT OCEAN WORM 

> Lmao you can just hear "FOR THE HONOUR OF GREYSKULL" in the background 

> AWWW THERE WAS NO EPIC TRANSFORMATION SCENE :( 

> Omg she jumped off the boat wow epic hero moment 

> Lol she's dead 

> Sea Hawk isn't phased by this at ALL 

> HE'S SO MAD THAT SHE-RA'S COOLER THAN HIM 

> "adora GET IN THE BOAT" 

lmao I dont see how anyone could be scared of Glimmer 

Her name is fucking GLIMMER 

And she's so small and pink 

> Catra MAD WHY HAVE WE STOPPED 

> lOL SHE JUMPED ON HIM 

> There's a Force Captain Orientation???? 

> Also hi Scorpia I missed you and your lobster arms <3

> Catra's hot 

> Omg is Scorpia lesbian 

> I agree, very impressive captain yell 

> Mermaid land is PRETTY 

> AHAHAH Mermista (is that her name? fuck i already forgot) looks so fucking done with Sea Hawk I love it >I like Mermista's outfit tooo she's pretty wow 

> Please don't tell me she keeps that attitude for the entire show 

> SEA HAWK I LOVE YOU BUT STFU YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE 

> I'm TRYING to talk to my new friend Twinkle 

Glimmer: bITCH WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL YOU I'LL SHOW YOU A MOTHERFUCKING TWINKLE 

> No dont get rid of your guard or else... Aaaand Sea Hawk is sitting on your throne 

> Ok I like Mermista because she stood up and seems a little (lITTLE) more energetic and less bitchy now 

> S E A  H A W K  SHUT THE FUCK UP THE ADULTS ARE TALKING AND THE PLOT IS ADVANCING

> Don't sit in her lap that's rape 

> Why does Sea Hawk set everything on fire 

> Have I told you how much I love Bow yet? 

"That's Adora, she has a magic sword :)" 

> Oh yeah Adora, READ THE OLD WRITING 

> AWWW BYE SEA HAWK i actually feel bad he got flat-out rejected and like he's super annoying so i see why but still he just wants people to like him :( 

> THEY SKIPPED THE TRANSFORMATION SCENE AGAIN NOOOOOOO please say there's one later :( 

> Fuck yeah Mermista BE impressed bitch 

> Ffs Bow I love you and youre adorable but hushh 

> Tf Sea Hawk where u going 

> GLIMMER TAKE BOW WITH YOU SO HE CAN HELP YOU TALK TO SEA HAWK BC HE'S NICER THAN YOU 

> Sea Hawk's little scream made me laugh really hard 

> Aw, poor Sea Hawk feels useless (he kinda is but dont tell him that hes very fragile) 

> He charmingly set boats on fire omg I love him this is actually really sad 

> OK THANK GOD GLIMMER'S BEING NICE 

> When your powers are shparkles 

> NOBODY CAN GET HER FUCKING NAME RIGHT I'M CRYING GLITTER 

> Yes I knew Sea Hawk was one of my favourite for a reason 

> YAY THEY'RE FRIENDS 

> Aw he looked so happy 

> OK BACK TO SHE-RA LAND 

She's still using a sword like a gun to turn a hologram blue. 

> Hi Bow I love you 

> Bow why do you look scared??? 

> OH SHIT IT'S THE HORDE THAT'S A GREAT REASON TO LOOK SCARED 

> Oh it's Catra 

> AND SCORPIA 

> I love them both a lot 

> Holy fuck Mermista got a TAIL 

> Catra just wants to see her girlfriend 

> OMG BOW'S BOW CAN BE USED AS A GRAPPLING HOOK ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?????? 

> He's so cool living out his pirate dreams 

> FUCK THEY MANAGED TO MAKE ME BA ATTACHED TO BOTH THE PROTAGONISTS TEAM AND THE ANTAGONISTS TEAM AND I DONT KNOW WHO IM ROOTING FOR 

> Im rooting for Bow. 

> Half of this si just me screaming about my love for Bow 

> NO SCORPIA THREW BOW IN A BLENDER NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO 

>THANK FUCK SEA-HAWK SAVED HIM 

They're having a gay moment 

 >Set your ship on FIRE 

> Im excited for flmaing boat time

> HE LOOKS SO HAPPY ABOUT SETTING HIS SHIP ON FIRE IM GOING TO CRY 

> Catra and She-Ra are having a conversation I'm so happy (even if Catra's being mean) 

> Catra just sitting atop She-Ra's sword is so cute to me 

> Ouch Catra scratch 

> She-Ra's so TALL 

> NO CATRA DONT fIGHT YOUR WIFE THIS IS DOMESTIC ABUSE 

> Speaking of lebians, where's Scorpia? 

> MERMISTA'S GAY SHE'S BLUSHING OMG 

> Oh, THERE'S Scorpia 

> I wanna cosplay Scorpia 

> SEA-HAWK AND GLIMMER YAY THEY'RE GREAT 

> I kinda wanna cosplay Sea-Hawk as well 

> FUCKING FLAMING BOAT ATTACK I LOVE IT 

> Aw Catra in the water sad 

> Scorpia will rescue you Catra it's ok 

> Yay the gate's fixed and WOW yeah it's beautiful 

> OMG SEA-HAWK HIT THE JACKPOT HE GOT A REALLY NICE SHIP FROM MERMISTA THAT'S GORGEOUS WTF 

> Hes so happy :) 

>HAHAHAHAHA 

Merm: Don't set it on fire. 

Sea-Hawk: nO PROMISES 

> Aw Sea-Hawk's being useful he's actually kinda cute I love him 

> YES MERMISTA'S IN YESYESYESYES 

> sHE-Ra get's all the bitches (except Catra) 

> Is everybody gay in this show??? 

> oMG BOW'S SINGING A SHANTY ABOUT THE BEST FRIEND SQUAD I LOVE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH HARWEFYGYERWABFYIHHWUIFHIEWJNFBIHWQF 

> tHAT WAS a perfect ending to that episode Bow's so cute