#but honestly I could see mainly soap becoming a lot like Laszlo

[clementine-thedestroyer]

What we do in the shadows, except instead of Nandor, Laszlo, Nadja, and Collin Robinson, we have Price, Soap, Gaz, and Ghost.

Instead of Nandor, we have Price- who’s some old soldier who’s made it a point to fight in every war since being turned. Still head of the household, but likely not as old as Nandor would be, and no where near as crass and lewd. The 37 wives are still cannon, although the 37 wives weren’t acquired in the same way as Nador’s were.

Instead of Laszlo and Nadja, we have Soap and Gaz, who both end up just as lewd and crass as Laszlo and Nadja are. Specifically, I think Soap would better fill the role of Laszlo, since out of all of them, he is by far the most likely to start a pornography career- which has been one of Laszlo’s many jobs.

And finally, instead of Collin Robinson (my favorite character in the show), we have Ghost- who is still and energy vampire like Collin is, but is not rejected by Price, Soap, and Gaz like Collin is by Nadja, Laszlo, and Nandor. I can’t even begin how perfect of an energy vampire Ghost makes.

If you want to make this x reader, obviously the solution is to make reader take Guillermo’s place as the groups familiar (well technically Price’s familiar, but whatever). The shenanigans the will ensue will be priceless.

(Also, Shepherd is Baron Afanas, aka that one freak that lives in the attic, because I think it would be funny)