#but here w/ it being just the vocals (bless the first take y’all) & with how beautiful this arrangement is

[ayoyoungg]

Jolin Tsai - Womxnly on THE FIRST TAKE

[ofmargos]

chicago’s very own margo rosas has been spotted on madison avenue driving a mercedes-AMG G65 , welcome ! your resemblance to camila mendes is unreal . according to tmz , you just had your twenty-third birthday bash  . your chance of surviving new york is uncertain because you’re distrusting , but being passionate might help you . i think being a scorpio explains that . 3 things that would paint  a  better picture of you would be lipstick stained kisses on mirrors , doing vocal warm-ups five minutes before top of show , popping bottles of bubbly to celebrate buying a new pair of shoes . ( my biological dad paid off my mom to keep my relation to him a secret ) & ( cis-female + she / her  ) +  (  lia , 20 , she / her , cst )

whAT is up my dudes ! i’m lia & i lowkey missed wealthy & writing for my bbygirl margo so i’m rlly excited to be here !!!! if you know her from before i’m sorry lmao i’ve tweaked her background a bit but everything else is p much the same ig ?? she’s fun , she’s a dumbitch , & she’s here to make things harder than they need to be probs . but if you wanna know more , i wrote a novel below so plz enjoy that . if you wanna plot then LIKE THIS & i’ll slide in your im’s.or if you prefer discord hmu @  𝐛𝐛𝐧𝐨$𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥#1904. i look forward to writing with y’all ! <3

S T A T S ↴

-- * FULL NAME : margaret lucia rosas -- NICKNAME(S) : margo ( preferred name , started introducing herself to people as “margo” back in like the 7th or 8th grade ??? who’s margaret ? we don’t know her ) , mar , mars -- * AGE : twenty-three -- * D.O.B : october 31 -- * ZODIAC : scorpio -- * GENDER : cis-female --* ORIENTATION : heterosexual heteroromantic -- * HEIGHT : 5′2″ -- * NATIONALITY : american -- * BIRTHPLACE : chicago , illinois -- * OCCUPATION : broadway performer -- * TRAITS : passionate , creative , dramatic , distrusting , outgoing , ambitious , fun-loving , loyal , daring , sarcastic , stubborn , overconfident , impulsive , hard-working , petty , secretive lowkey

B I O G R A P H Y ↴

( TW : BRIEF MENTIONS OF ABORTION, ALCOHOLISM, AND DRUG USE )

   first things first , i’m just going to say it-- margo was an accident . and her story begins with her mother , stassia , who was born and raised on the wrong side of the tracks in chicago , illinois . although she was born into poverty , she had big aspirations for herself and wanted a better lifestyle . her ambition and work ethic were unmatched , and that’s how she managed to get into columbia university ( thank you scholariship $$ ). stassia was in the middle of struggling through her college years when she met her future baby daddy . he was older , going through grad school , and the sole heir to a billion-dollar company . the sparks between them flew instantly despite their differences and they messed around for the better part of a year before the unexpected happened . stassia found herself taking a pregnancy test in the bathroom in between finals ( #justcollegethings , amirite ) and swore she was going to pass out when she noticed the double lines . and let’s just say that her baby daddy did NOT take the news well . a lot of horrible things were said that day . too many hurt feelings for the relationship ( that apparently was never that serious to homeboy ) to carry on . ( TRIGGER WARNING !!! ) so he cut all ties with stassia-- but not before giving her a crazy proposition : get an abortion and never talk to him again OR keep the baby but tell absolutely no one it’s his and never talk to him again . they both seemed like shitty options to stassia , who was actually tragically in love w him , but when he even offered to PAY HER a hefty sum ( i’m talking millions of dollars ) to keep the secret .. well-- it seemed like a blessing in disguise . she’d finally have the funds to live the life she always wanted . even if there was now a baby she didn’t plan for in the mix . so she took the hush money , had the baby in secret , and ran off to completely reinvented herself . ( TRIGGER WARNING END )

    although margo’s mother was born into poverty , margo certainly was not . by the time she was born , margo’s mom was ramping up to graduate college and join the high society in the heart of chicago . she got a good job , a lavish place to live , and never told margo about her past . margo grew up completely disconnected from her mother’s side of the family and had no idea of the lies she was being fed over the years . early on in margo’s childhood , her mother met a man through work who she would later go on to marry . that man is the only dad that margo has ever known . he and his daughter were a welcomed addition to their little family , making margo’s home life feel complete in some way . she was provided a good life with the dual income adding to the millions her mother kept . the life her mother always wished she had growing up . in a way , everything she did was for margo . she never wanted her babygirl to struggle like she had to .

   as she got older , margo went to all the best schools but only made average grades . she was never too concerned with academics and instead focused on her poppin’ social life and extracurriculars . during her middle school days , she developed an affinity for the performing arts . when everyone had to pick an elective , margo found herself in the theatre class and absolutely loving it . and she was good too . she had excellent stage presence and took every role she got in school productions in stride -- literally the best tree number 3 you’ve ever seen in your life . as she moved on to high school , she rose in the ranks of the theatre department until she was pretty much landing every single lead by the time she was an upperclassmen . acting was her passion , and she figured why not turn being dramatic and talking a lot ( her two most notable personality traits ) into a career . to really hone the craft , she trained herself to be a triple threat : actor , singer , and dancer ( sutton foster , eat your heart out ) . honestly truly had rachel berry in early seasons of glee vibes-- she knew she was the best around and wouldn’t stand to let anyone take the spotlight from her . her peers hated to love her talents because she acted like such a bitch to them offstage / out of character . not that margo really cared for what others thought of her anyway . self absorbed as ever , she told herself she didn’t need friends and generally pushed away any one that dared try to get close to her-- save for her sister . though somehow , someway she managed to get sucked into a small group of friends that would change her for the better ( s/o to ky and gio , sorry they had to put up w bitchy hs margo , rip )

   after graduating somewhere in the middle of her class , margo followed in her mother’s footsteps and went to columbia university . she was really only able to get in because she was a legacy and her parents made a considerable donation to the school , but we don’t talk about it . and to say that margo’s college years were transformative feels like an understatement . on one hand , they were some of the best years of her life : she got a true taste of independence , met some of her best friends ( s/o oliver and claudia ), and felt fulfilled to be in the city she had romanticized for so long-- new york baby ! but it was also a very low point for her . back in her high school years , she felt like a very big fish in a teeny tiny pond . she was hot shit , the top dog in her department , and all her hard work and effort to remain leading lady had paid off . however , at columbia she was just one in hundreds of talented people . some with more or less talent , or more or less connections , but they deserved a shot at fame just as much as she did . margo felt like she was fighting for her chance in the spotlight every single day and it was both parts exhausting and humbling for her . she had a amy march mentality “i want to be great, or nothing” and considered throwing in the towel . temporarily thrown off by the pressure to be successful , she took a small tumble from grace . ( TRIGGER WARNING !!! ) turning towards alcohol was her coping mechanism of choice . losing herself in the party scene and surrounding herself with other people that prioritized getting drunk or high over going to class and getting good grades had an obvious effect on her academic performance . ( END TRIGGER WARNING ) she almost lost her place in the BFA Theatre Program during her junior year due being on academic probation . it took a little bit of intervention on her close friends and family part to get margo clean and pull herself together . but by her senior year , she got back on track to graduate on time and participated in various shows at local theaters to build her resume . after almost losing everything she had ever worked for , a fire was lit under margo that had her determined to push herself hard than ever before and make a name for herself in the theatre world . 

   after she graduated from columbia she moved to new york permanently so that she could fully submerge herself in her work . not long after graduating , she was lucky enough to book several gigs including her big breakout role as lydia in beetlejuice the musical ! it really skyrocketed her into broadway stardom which is cool . a life long dream that once seemed unobtainable was suddenly a reality and she couldn’t have been more elated . with her sudden ( and well deserved ) success , she got a lot of media attention . soon she was getting verified on twitter , instagram , gaining a whole bunch of followers , and getting asked to be on talkshows and stuff to promote the show . honestly , truly a dream ! but her new-found fame gained the attention of another group of people .. her mom’s long lost family . one of her aunt’s ( that she previously didn’t know existed ) reached out to her through social media . and at first , margo honestly couldn’t believe that she had family that her mom never told her about . but after some thought it sort of made sense . in hindsight , her mom had always been evasive whenever margo asked about the other’s childhood or her side of the family .

   when margo told her mom about her aunt reaching out and how she wanted to meet her , her mom shut it down quick . stassia told her there were a lot of reasons that she didn’t talk to that side of the family and that was that-- PERIODT . but margo was #rebellious and went to meet with her aunt anyway . and that’s how she found out about her brazilian roots and her big ol’ loving and supportive extended family . that whole experience made margo reconsider what other things her mom was keeping from her . and boy oh boy was that a rabbit hole she shouldn’t have gone down . when margo started to demand her mother tell her the truth , it caused their relationship to grow tense . stassia eventually cracked and told her about her bio-dad and all the things she went through for margo . with the truth finally being exposed to her , margo started seeing things in a new light . like her whole life is kinda a lie and why didn’t her father want her ? where was he ? does he know who she is ? why did he never try to contact her ? has she ever walked past him in the streets and never knew ? it was all too much for her to think about so she just kinda ... shut it all out . she acted like nothing was different , even if her “ what if ” thoughts keep her up most nights . 

   if you just ignore the abandonment issues , insecurities , and her inability to handle emotions and focus solely on her success in material terms : margo’s doing really well ! she’s been living in new york full time for two (2) years now . she’s one of broadway’s most popular rising stars . having completed her run as the original lydia deetz on broadway , she’s moved on to take on the mantel of janis in mean girls on broadway . she’s learning , growing , and thriving . just trying to have a good time all the time with her friends and live the dream , baby !

P E R S O N A L I T Y  &  F U N  F A C T S ↴

margo is super fun-loving and down to clown 

will try anything once and it’s gotten her in trouble more times than she can count

also cannot stand to be bored , so she’s always looking for the next big adventure 

although she can be really ridiculous sometimes , she’s very serious when it comes to her work . she’s super hard-working and doesn’t let anything or anyone stand in the way of achieving her dreams : even herself

margo’s a very sociable girl and will talk to anyone and everyone . she’s the type that will hold a conversation for 2hrs with a stranger at a party and then when you ask her “who was that” she’s like “i don’t remember their name but i do know their entire life story so that’s cool”

has a way of making people feel like they know her really well when really she’s only letting them see 1/8th of her

keeps her personal life private normally unless you’re super good friends w her

i wouldn’t recommend pissing her off , bc she is petty as a mf and will lit rally never forget how one’s wronged her . this causes her to start fights sometimes . she’ll just bring up old shit out of no where and , since she’s nosy af , she makes everything her business and confronts people on their bs

she’s a whole liar bc she claims she’s a “retired party girl” but really party girl margo has never stopped , will never stop , can never be stopped

studied theatre in college but minored in mass communications just in case she needed a backup job

is v bad at being an adult !!!! like ... can’t cook , often forgets about her responsibilities until the last minute or needs to be reminded like 20 times , stills calls her parents to be like “how do u use a washing machine plz help” , y’know the drill . yet somehow she manages to act as a mom friend to the people that are closest to her ??? v much a “do as i say not as i do” type of hypocrite lol

she has a tiktok and posts dumb shit on there all the time w her friends and like vlogs her backstage experiences in the theater and does the stupid dances and all that stuff hehe

is learning portuguese after meeting the brazilian side of her family

self-proclaimed dancing queen and it’s not because she learned ballet , jazz , and tap whole dabbling in other styles but because when she’s drunk you will in fact catch her dancing on tables !!!!!

i cannot stress enough how bad she is at dealing with her own feelings . like ... instead of dealing with them head on she just ... shuts down . runs away . will ghost on someone she really likes just bc she’d rather leave first than get left and i hate her for it

have i mentioned how big her ego is ???? pHEW . she rides a v fine line between self confident and OVER confident . but tbh it’s just a cover up for how much she rlly hates herself , there i said it

loyalty is EVERYTHING to margo . if you got her back , she’s got your back . but if you screw her over or mess with anyone she loves then she’ll likely try to make your life a living hell IM SORRY

undiagnosed insomniac . nights she spends alone in her own bed are the hardest for her because it’s when all the bad scary thoughts creep up on her and no matter how much she wants to shut them out and just close her eyes and fall to sleep , she can’t . so she’ll often roam the city looking for a distraction or hit up her friends and bother them for some spare company

she’s doesn’t like to be alone ( not like in a romantic relationship sense -- she actually likes being single bc she’s afraid of letting ppl get close enough to hurt her ). hence why she’s always had a roommate even after she moved out of her parent’s house . if she’s not attached to her roommate / best friend kylie’s hip then she’s definitely hitting up her sister or her other friends to see if they want to hang out , even if hanging out is laying around doing nothing or running errands together . margo wants to tag along just for the company

notoriously known for coming up with terrible ideas or following through with other people’s terrible ideas without question bc #YOLO

she’s her pr agents worse nightmare simply bc she has no filter and will not change herself or what she posts just bc she has a big audience ( follow margo on social media and you’re gonna see the good , the bad , and the ugly she does not give a FUCK )

always has good intentions ! her execution / way of showing those intentions is just poor !

she is a rich girl that could not survive not being rich and doesn’t even realize how spoiled she is . spends money like it’s nothing

a mob boss ( this is a joke but also kinda not a joke )

WANTED CONNECTION PAGES HERE 

[hillbillyhippiemusicreview]

Post #51–Lance Dubroc, Sunny Days

Do you ever feel like a part of you is missing something? Like something you’ve never known before but you just know you need? That’s exactly how I felt when I first heard Lance Dubroc’s melodic voice on a song he and a good friend of mine co-wrote—I’d never before heard it, yet it was exactly the soul food I had been craving. When my friend played me the song, I instantly told him I had to hear more and to have Dubroc contact me so I could review his record and share it with all my readers, because it’s simply that delicious. So, y’all forget Mama’s collards, cornbread, and black-eyed peas on a beautiful Sunday and dig into Sunny Days for a little nourishment that’ll fill ya right up, every day of the week!

My tastes in music are as eclectic as I am, as are the artists I review for this blog. Dubroc possesses a sound similar to, yet simultaneously so unlike anything I tend to listen to in my regular rotation. He hails from Louisiana, and that soulful bayou flavor the region is known for can be heard sprinkled throughout every note on the record. At the same time, every bit of influence and grandeur held by the infamous Muscle Shoals infiltrates his music, too. It’s a fabulous mix of all of DuBroc’s musical influences, from soul and R&B with a dash of country and rock, to sounds reflecting his roots from the Cajun and Creole areas he was raised in. And that voice—with notes of everything mentioned prior slathered with copious amounts of gospel, Dubroc will take ya to the church grounds with that soul food he’s feeding you. Being a writer and songwriter, I’m much more of a wordsmith than a musician. So, I enjoy dissecting each piece for its lyrical meaning more so than reflecting on each instrument utilized in production. However, on this record, there’s not a deep meaning that has to be discerned—it’s light, easy, and every bit of feel good that it sounds like. Dubroc lays each tune out for listeners in a way that lends to easily connecting with the lyrics whilst getting lost in the dreamy music. By nature I like to drown myself in the sad songs, but I can totally vibe with this and bask in the love-filled sunshine of Sunny Days all of my days. So, let’s get to the songs, shall we?

The record begins with the first single released, “I Don’t Want to Lose You, Anna.” It’s a soulful R&B number about a man who can’t fathom losing his woman. He was lost until he found her, and home simply wouldn’t be the same without her love. Although Dubroc’s writing here doesn’t contain extreme depth and require intense thought, he is skilled in the art of lyrical portraiture, rendering quite the vivid image with phrases like “Barefooted in your cotton dress, Cajun moonshine silhouette, I can smell magnolia in your hair, I fell in love right then and there.” I can mentally insert myself into the moment he’s singing about and I fell in absolute love myself. And when he starts singing in another language? S W O O N. Dubroc possesses such a beautiful voice already, but that left me longing for more! ‘Tis quite the romantic tune, and a solid first single.

Still on the topic of love, the second track, “Small Town Talk,” focuses on the notion of the rumor mill interfering with a budding relationship. I was particularly drawn to this song due to the stark truth in its lyrics paired with a bit of an upbeat number. It describes the typical cyclical method of negative talk in small towns, circles, industries or any situation where lives overlap and its effect on people’s livelihoods. People may claim to mean well, such as with the southern statute “Bless your heart,” when in reality, they’re out to bring someone down. Whether due to jealousy or boredom, most just simply cannot stand to see others doing things they wish to do. So, they talk. And talk. And talk. Often so without realizing it it’s them, the gossipers, who are sinking in contrite conversations doing more damage to themselves than the ones whose character they try to diminish. If you’re struggling with situations such as those, pay attention when Dubroc sings “We’re only two people trying to live together, Trying to make something work, Who are we to judge one another, That can cause a lot of hurt.” In other words, don’t let small minded sentiments ruin something amazing in the making—whatever that may be in your life.

Continuing to sing of love, albeit in a much less merry way, Dubroc comes in strong with a heavy dose of longing and heartache with “She Sure Felt Good Last Night.” Based on the title, it doesn’t take much effort to surmise what the tune is about. Featuring the quintessential tale of the late night drunken phone call between former lovers, Dubroc relays the story of a man hoping he can change the mind of the woman on his doorstep because “she got to thinking about the only thing [he] ever did right.” Ah, a tale as old as time. It’s hard to let go of endeavors of the heart and someone is always left hanging on a very thin thread of hope, leaving the lines of goodbye quite murky. The song is very descriptive giving the subject matter the perfect sexy air it needs to sabotage your feelings, whether you relate more to the male or female character, or both interchangeably. Dubroc is certainly a master of his art form.

That mastery is quite apparent in “Mary Jo Brown.” In a way, it continues the thematic presence of love woven throughout the record; however, the song focuses more on self-love after years of Mary losing herself to a man blind to her misery. She stayed, perhaps because she felt it was the right thing to do or that she had no choice. Until the day that she realized she did in fact have a choice and left nothing but a long-overdue goodbye note with her husband’s coffee. When I listened, I felt as if Dubroc was singing my story, though fortunately I saved myself long before the timeframe Mary liberates herself in. Music that you can relate to—that’s what it’s all about. By this point in my dissection of the record, I have truly become fascinated at times with the way Dubroc at times utilizes the English language in his songwriting, and the chorus is exemplary of that. “The manifestation and liberation of Mary Jo Brown.” What a line! And so full of truth—it takes time and strength to manifest your freedom from the binds that tie you.

Dubroc reverts back to happier times down the rivers of love, with “I Do” and “I Can’t Wait.” In “I Do,” Dubroc is singing about a man longing for love—to fall deeply in it and live everyday loving the same person, which is quite the concept for a world that no longer appears to value relationships and marriage. It touched a forlorn part in my heart that one day hopes to find that for myself. Those feelings that “I Do” conjures up blend perfectly into the context of “I Can’t Wait,” which is the first song I heard by Dubroc, when my friend played it for me. It was the one that impressed and hooked me, well before I even knew what other magic I’d hear on the record. When I think of soul, R&B, and the Muscle Shoals sound, I think of smooth, sexy, romantic music—i.e. my favorite Alabamian who ever opened his mouth and blessed the world with his vocal chords, Anderson East. Dubroc channels those kind of vibes on “I Can’t Wait.” It’s a love song detailing just how much the man loves this woman he never expected to find, and is so descriptive it gave me heart palpitations, putting me in the mood—as in the mood to find a fella I can say “I Do” to and croon the words “I’m gonna take my time making up for all the time I spent without you.” I don’t know what it is about his music, but he may just be melting this tin-woman’s heart a bit with each listen. Perhaps this record needs a warning label: “If you’re running from love, listen with caution!”

The title track, “Sunny Days” is reminiscent of a place we’ve all been in the throes of a relationship, or life in general. Dubroc bemoans all the rainy, dark days that feel as if a flood of tears have washed some of the love away. I adore the hopeful air this song. With the addition of the intermittent whistling, it brings forth a reminder that things won’t always be this blue, and the sunlight is ever shining through the darkness. It’s a reminder we all need to take to heart in these uncertain times. There is light at the end of the tunnel—and it begins with you devouring this record. It’s soul food, remember? For me, it was like some unusual concoction of food added to my typical palate that I was so glad I discovered and joyfully stuffed myself with. I hope y’all feel the same.

Be sure to give Dubroc a follow on Facebook and on Instagram at @lancedubroc to keep up with all of the happenings surrounding the release and show announcements. If you’re interested, the record can be purchased at http://muscleshoalsrecordings.com/shop/.

Side note—if you’re well versed in our scene here at HHMR and you take a close look at the cover art, you’ll feel right at home as one of Appalachia’s favorites, Abraham Partridge, designed the fabulous artwork.

I hope to see y’all down the road, windows down, blaring this record, while chasing some sunny days.

Oh, and don’t forget: ✌🏻💙🎶

—Lyssa

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*This is an independent review. The Hillbilly Hippie Music Review was not compensated for this review.

*The opinions expressed are solely that of the author(s).

*These images are not our, nor do we claim them in any way. They are copyrighted Lance Dubroc/Abraham Partridge.

[caratau]

Dad! Jeonghan.

Y’ALL HIS SMILE IS CATCHING ME OFF GUARD HELLA BAD

BUT YEAH

you guessed it bitch

you is pregnant

with this man’s cHILD CONSIDER YOURSELF BLESSED

honestly tho jeonghans family would be so fucking PRETTY AND BEAUTIFUL LIFE IS SO UNFAIR

ngl he’d set a certain amount of kids to have

won't follow it lmao you guys have too many sexy times i laUGH

has a good 3 or 4

only wanted 1 tbh

lovES THEM ALL EQUALLY THO OK

GUYS HONESTLY IM HAVING TO SCROLL DOWN SO THAT I DONT SEE JEONGHANS SMILE ITS ACC HURTING MY HEART

AND IS REALLY DISTRACTING

but yeAH

ngl he’d also be low-key stressed when you tell him you’re having the first one

it would happen during when SVT’s active as shit so he's all like ‘will thE BABY EVEN KNOW WHO I AM?!’

you're an emotional wreck when he drops to thE FLOOR IN STRESS LIKE GDI JEONGHAN NOT REALLY SHOWING A POSITIVE ATTITUDE

he sits there for a good 5 minutes

you start to cry and turN AROUND AND I TOLD Y’ALL THIS WAS GONNA BE ANGSTY HERE BITCH

he just holds you back by your legs

like

is literally hugging the back of them

you turn around and look down and he literally is an angel

he has this hopeful smile and somehow that itself is enough to stop you crying

“i know that I'm busy with my job but nothing will ever top my current priority that is you and our child.”

you cry

hell even I'm fucking crying

he ends up pulling you down into his lap and you cry for a good half an hour and I'm sorry for making you such an overemotional person but just for the sake of the au ok I'm sorry ILY

boy whispers a ton of sweet nothings into your ear and you're hella reassured that he isn't gonna go anywhere

my heart is acc in pain

i feel as if jeongHAN WOULD BE the good ass liar when you’d be pregnant like you’d ask ‘babe am i fat?’

‘you’re carrying a proof of our love, sweetie, you’re only full of our future :))))))))’

he’d have a savage partner during the time of pregnancy bc hormones

‘dino you're not my baby anymore’

dino: *is relieved and thanks you bc he’s tired of his hyung’s shit*

wilL take you anywhere and everywhere w him bc he only trusts himself

s.coups: “jeonghan, we’re only practicing, whats y/n doing here?”

jeonghan: “she was bored :)))))))”

you in the corner: “LIES”

its also cute in a way bc during breaks from practice, he’ll squeeze his head on your lap (the space that isn't covered by your bump) hella carefully and shit talk about being a better singer than all of the vocal unit

woozi exiles him

you get all cute and motherly w vocal unit too like they always have something or the other prepped for you whenever they’re told that you're coming along

seungkwan will sing some fine ass song to the bump and jeonghan pushes him to the side and overlays seungkwans voice w his bc ‘its mY CHILD BITCH, FITE ME’

joshua is shaking likE ‘JEONGHAN STOP SWEARING YOUR KID WILL PICK IT UP

but yeah seokmin always has a tea or cordial juice prepared and y’all are the acc only normal pair w no drama like he literally just asks if you and the baby have been doing ok and its like a literal mothers meeting 

on the DL whilst jeonghan is busy, the bump has exclusive access to the songs that have been picked for the comeback by uncle woozi like he’ll extend the earphone head thingy and he’ll just hold it to your bump and I'm writing more about svt than jeONGHAN FFS

i forgot to say that even tho jeonghan was dramatic at the announcement of his first child

boo you better know now that this guy’s laid-back as shit

even tho he has a band on your back at all times

would carry you in his arms if he could

he acc did like one time it rained and he waS LIKE NO I CANNOT LET YOU SLIp and y’all were also on the way to the clinic for an ultrasound so this extra ass boy literally carries you bridal style ffs i better have me a jeonghan when I'm pregnant

acc turns out to be more stressed out than you when you're in labour but doesnt show it like he knows he gotta be calm for his boo otherwise it'll all turn into a shit show and he’ll be screwed

gET YOUR HEAD iN THE GAME

he’ll honestly be a worry wart in his head whilst you're actually giving birth like he’ll regret making you go through all this pain just to give birth to his child and

once he hears that shrill little cry of a baby, he tears up

he kisses the hell out of your perspiring face and just thanks you a shit ton bc your babys finally here and he's just so damn thankful

lmao not when your baby ends up screaming at 4 in the morning for some milk

y’all had a girl btw, she grows to be aphrodite bc well her dads basically a gOD W THAT PRETTY FACE OF HIS JEONGHAN YOU HURT ME

jeonghan will honestly be the dad version of that one mum who will brag the shit out of their kids

not about achievements, about how good looking his children came out to be

remember when i said y’all have four kids at the beginning???

they all inherit thAT BEAUTIFUL SMILE IN THE GIF YOU BETTER FEEL BLESSED OK YOU GOT ANGELS COMING OUT OF YOUR SOUTHERN DISTRICT

BUT YEAH

will have a cuddle/sleep night from a long day of making that money

he's like in the middle of the bed and your litter of children just snuggle up to him 

that picture stays on the living room wall for even your grandkids to see

so cutE I CRI

will bless the childrens ears from birth with his heavenly voice

instead of brushing their teeth, dad!jeonghan stands behind his litter and raises his voice by each octave, his children following his lead w their toothbrushes at the side of their mouth

he and joshua shit talk about vocal unit and their kids

not in the mean way tho lmao they'll do that thing where they’ll be at the svt family reunion and will emphasise about how the rest of vocal unit are whipped for their kids (lmao as if they aren't already)

seungkwan cackles in the bg as jeonghan follows one from his litter bc apparently dino’s kid denied the fact that they were their baby

will most likely be the dad to have all types of connections if their child wishes to go into a certain career path

“you're sure you don't want me to call this uncle up? they have some great things that they can offer-” “daD NO” “fine.”

will also be shut down by his kids quite a lot w savage remarks

will not bow down to the spawn that he helped create

it becomes a war of savagery where relations are forgotten

his kids will also learn to cheat a lot

jeonghan gets a taste of his own medicine in monopoly

“how daRE YOU CHEAT I DIDNT RAISE YOU LIKE THIS

jeonghan’s partner: “jeonghan you literally cheat right in front of them and tell them tricks and tips on how to do so i’m-”

also

with such immense beauty comes immense confessions of love

you better think right that when a bf of his daughter’s comes home for the first time that he’ll be whistling like he's in no ones business and simply swinging a kiddy bat in a circle

jeonghan’s partner: “jeonghan he’s literally 8 and here on a play date”

jeonghan: eXACTLY, emPHASIS ON ‘DATE’”

that little boy also happens to be one of seungcheol’s kids so its not really coincidental that when baby cheol goes home, its at that time that jeonghan receives a call from cheol

“stOP THREATENING MY BOY” “IT WAS A KIDDY BAT” “STILL CLASSIFIES AS A WEAPON YOU A-HOLE” “OHMAGAAAAAAD”

oh yeah 

will sooooooOoOoOoOoOo be the dad that all the girls and even some boys crush on in high school

expect a sexy ass montage clip with the window rolled down and a hand going through his freshly dyed hair bc jeonghan doesnt believe in grey ones

15 year old bb girl jeonghan rolls her eyes and thumps her dads head before exiting the vehicle

“the disRESPEKT”

i feel as if this is shorter than dad!seungcheol but yeah, for years to come will jeonghan be boasting about his children going on to become great things

THE END :)

[kisipie]

My Got7 Chicago Fanmeet Recap (W/ Hi- Touch)

Aye! It’s Kisipie and I’m finally home from Chicago safe and sound~ Now let me drop this thot7 tea for yall before I knock out again lmao 

Alright so @coconutheadjawbum Ken and I arrived on Tuesday morning and had a chill ass time in Chicago. I mean we didn’t get to see the city the way we wanted to but lowkey Chicago is definitely a place I’ll be visiting again the people are extremely nice!. 

Now the day of the concert!

Since our hotel was literally across the street there was no need for us to stay outside and wait to get our wristbands. However some fans had been there since 9am I believe (Y’all hella dedicated for that my ass would’ve been freezing at 12pm lmao). Once we got our wristbands we decided to stay in our hotel for a while. Now from our room we could see the fans outside lining up and a few others were waiting at the back entrance(....Hm trying to give that lowkey succ to thot7 or nah? lmao nah I’m just messing around any small glimpse of the boys is worth it~) Anyways it was really fun to watch so many people already lining up and hyping themselves up to see the boys! 

Once it reached 6pm we were finally ready and headed down to the venue to go inside. Now I don’t want to sound conceited but Ken and I were killing it we really weren’t playing around with our outfits at all. Especially Ken she had her blue fur coat on ready to kill! However, I understand some fans decide it’s better to dress down but that doesn’t mean you have to give weird looks at those who’d rather try something different and dress up. I mean, at the end of the day we’re all there to have a good time, there shouldn’t be any form of ‘competition’ between us IGOT7s just saying~

As we got inside Ken and I had to split up because she had P1 and I had P2~ It’s was fine though I still had a good spot at least.

ONCE 7:11PM HIT SHIT WENT DOWN!!!!! 

The boys came up on stage and started to perform ‘Let Me’ and I was already on cloud 9. They all sounded so good and of course my man Jackson was glowing~. Once they finished performing the host came out and introduced himself (Forgot his name damnnnnn lmao) then the boys came back out and did the same. All of them are so good looking and have the nicest voices I swear I could listen to them talk all day. But one person specifically who got me doing a double take was......MR. DOUBLE B!!. 

Like y’all I don’t know what happened since July 5, 2016 when I last saw them but BamBam seriously had my ass shook the minute he walked in. Jackson still my main but if bambam about that life and wanna go at it real quick....I mean....

Now Imma skip to when they performed BOOMX3. I knew that shit was coming because as soon as Jackson hit his chest a bitch was already screaming. Once the beat dropped I shit you not I was with my ‘I got my fresh brand new kicks on...feeling like a G6!!!!′ 

No one could tell me nothing at that point I was already rapping along with my man and he was delivering them lines to the gods! I swear Jackson has such an amazing presence on stage I could feel myself shaking a bit every time he would sing/rap. Like ‘Yasssss!!!! There he go!!! There he go!’ 

Onto the games! GOT7 ARE A BUNCH OF BIG ASS KIDS THAT DON’T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO RAISE THEIR FUCKING HANDS! They were so cute trying to guess the songs and I think Youngjae was the one who failed the most (Aww it’s okay sunshine you’re still number 1 to me!). Then it was time to bring the fans on stage. Now I’ll admit I was a bit salty when my number wasn’t called but then I realized the game they were playing and I couldn’t even be able to pull it off due to my skirt and heels. God was truly looking out for me and was like ‘Don’t play yourself out in these streets’ so I was chilling while Jackson and his partner were the absolute cutest!!! BUT YUGYEOM’S TEAM WON AND WERE THE CUTEST PAIR OF THE NIGHT IDC WHAT ANYONE ELSE HAS TO SAY. 

OH SHIT I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT ‘PROVE IT’ JB and those notes could turn me into a skeleton right there and I would be 100% okay with it. I love each and every song the boys performed but Prove it and Boomx3 was the shit!!! My two favs from the album. And of course when ‘Just Right’ came on a bitch was dead after that followed by ‘If You Do’ to bring me back to life. 

HI-TOUCH TIME~~

Now before I say this Ken had group photo so I saw her go on stage and she was in the first group. And let me tell y’all the next time she spots JB I’m going to have my popcorn ready because those two were going back and forth with each other but once it came to group photo JB and his little ass hands wanna act all shy lmao

But you know what? That’s JB, he’s a push/pull type of guy but at the end of the day he’s a sweetheart that deserves all the love. 

After group photo was done I was up for hi-touch and around that time I met up with a lovely follower @va-va-rouge Ashley, She’s so sweet and beautiful and her heels were so dope! Now when we went up, Ashley was in front and thanks to both of us wearing heels we took a little extra time and created a small little 3 second window from the group in front of us. Y’ALL WHEN I TELL YOU MY SOUL LEFT MY BODY THE MOMENT I SAW YOUNGJAE I SWEAR I WAS WATCHING MYSELF FROM ABOVE BECAUSE THE VOCAL KING CHOI YOUNGJAE JUST SENT ME TO HEAVEN BECAUSE HIS SMILE WAS SO BRIGHT! I WAS TRULY BLESSED. 

Jinyoung was next and it was a quick little smile and head nod. lowkey was getting those fatherly vibes from him because he’s just so well put together like damn that man fine as hell up close and looks like he just wanna save a hoe one time before he goes lmao. 

NEXT WAS FUCKING JACKSON AND I ALMOST CURVED HIS ASS BECAUSE I THOUGHT HE WOULD BE FURTHER DOWN THE LINE BUT AS ALWAYS BIG DADDY WANG PULLED YOUR GIRL BACK BY LEANING CLOSER WITH HIS HAND READY SO I WOULDN’T MISS HIM!

I was so surprised to see him being third in line and when I hi-fived him, our hands.....Y’ALL OUR MOTHERFUCKING HANDS LINGERED A BIT TOO LONG WHILE HIS EYES STARED INTO MY SOUL.I honestly think he leaned a little back into yugyeom because the hand after his only skimmed mines briefly. Jackson probably knows my name, social security number, email address, my dog and cat’s name and the last meal I had because he was really looking at your girl like he knew what the fuck I was about! 

Honestly no gif of him in this world could compare to seeing his cute ass smile up close in person. Like the way he’s able to connect to his fans on a personal level is just so amazing and I’m so happy I had the chance to meet him again. He will always be my ideal type and he probably knows it too because I played myself and was like ‘Jackson~....’ my brooklyn accent coming out to play once again whenever I see him. But he was so sweet about it and gave a smile that I can’t even put into words how amazing it was...y’all I’m gone this man done killed me. It’s alright I’m typing from 6 ft under the wifi lit down here lmao. Also his hands are so soft and his fingers Y’ALLLLL THOSE FINGERS TIPS ARE GOLDEN! IDK WHAT IT IS ABOUT HIS FINGERS BUT THEY FEEL SO NICE!

Next was Yugyeom I believe but to be honest I can’t remember because anyone right after Jackson I couldn’t notice lmao. BUT YUGYEOM ON STAGE!!! HIS SHOULDERS HAD ME SHOOK! LIKE I WANT TO LEARN CHOREOGRAPHY FROM HIM!!! HE’S SO AMAZING! I LOVE HIM!

Then BamBam followed with that beautiful ass Platinum Blonde hair and skin glowing like he just dipped himself in a pile full of highlighter! BamBam is my bias wrecker! JB done lost his place to the Dab King. How did this happpen? IDK!!!! 

BamBam just got that vibe about him I can mess around with and I lowkey love him so much so I’ll allow this to happen.

Jb was after I think and it was a short and sweet hi five with his nice smile. I was about to stop and be like ‘So you really gonna play my girl ken like that? Really? You know you about to catch these hands after the show right?.’ But I didn’t let myself to do it because Ken got something coming his way soon enough best believe that! 

MARK!!!!! OMG MARK I’M SO SORRY I CURVED YOU LIKE THAT I DIDN’T MEAN IT! Y’all I really walked past him about to leave before I noticed his hand sticking out. So real quick before the staff told me to leave I took a step back and gave him a quick hi-five and he smiled like ‘Yes bitch you better notice my ass the fuck?’ lmao nah he just laughed a little and smiled at me. 

AND THAT’S THE END OF MY FANMEET EXPERIENCE! AS ALWAYS I LOVE THESE GROUP OF YOUNG MEN SO MUCH I CAN’T BELIEVE I WAS ABLE TO SEE THEM AGAIN. WHEN THEY COME BACK TO AMERICA I’M GOING TO TRY TO GET P1 BUT P2 IS JUST AS GOOD~