#but he;s shirtless‼️ cover them up man!!!!!!!

[i01-xcl]

[b100k]

‼️‼️‼️ SPOILERS AHEAD ‼️‼️‼️

abstinence camp! I've been told this one is v good

Corey your voice >>>>>

BRYCEEEEEE

STEPHANIE LAUTER?!!! MY BELOVED?!!!?!!!?!

Angela why are you at a 90° angle

That is a Large Cigar

Mariah your makeup is killing it I must say

Low-key obsessed with the virginity rocks shirts

TED! i forgot this wasn't Joey's Pete, TED SHUT THE FUCK UP

woah a Monster

Ew Gendered T-shirts

'fuckin raisins? fuck this place' he's so me

Grace you motherfucker

I can't be mad I love her little clips

EHAT US THIS SONG

RIPPING THE SHIRTS TO SHOW MORE SHIRTS I LOVE IT

play 🙂 purpose 😌 and prayer 😘🙏

Girl Jeri I Think you need to calm down

why do they refer to eachother as Boy Jerry and Girl Jeri

ew GROSS

I OUGHTA COVER YOU IN SYRUP! GO MAKE A WALLET

someone get that boy some chocolate YES STEPH YOU READ MY MIND

LAUTSKI <333

HES A CHEMISTRY NERD LIKE ME

THAT LUSTFUL SHIRTLESS ANIMAL? SMOKEY THE BEAR?

rip gabe

SKINLESS???!?!!!

"Yep! I'm headed straight to hell!"

STEPH SEES THAT HE'S ACTUALLY KINDA CUTE

5 missing kids? What is this? Fnaf?

Steph what was that you just said

She really went "JK! JK!! ...unless?"

LUMBERAXE DON'T RUIN THIS

Lol Greenpeace girl reference

oopsie daisies they got caught

Boy Jerry you're a dick

LOCK HER IN?

SOLITARY CONFINEMENT?????

HUH?? BOY JERRY JEALOUS MUCH????? THE MAN DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH

I OUGHTA PUT YOU IN A CANOE

I OUGHTA LET A BIRD WALK ALL OVER YOU

"Out in the woods, it's happening again."

the awkward kissing I cantttttt

oof ouch

Pretty sure that's illegal, locking kids up

I can't look at Boy Jerry without thinking of I OUGHTA PUT YOU IN A CANOE

girl Jeri screams, boy Jerry says 'ah shoot'

This is some freaky shit, Max Jagerman was right

"oh yeah, that"

LMAO PETE MADE IT SOUND LIKE TED WAS DEAD

boy jerry that's a bit extreme

LUMBERAXE don't RUIN this

Girl Jeri why would you raise a child in the WOODS

Both Jer(ry/i)s need therapy

You're gonna give the poor guy a heart attack, Steph

CASUALLY PICKS UP A TREE

grace!!! saving the day!!!

"Little Jerry" what the hell

THEY FORNICATED!!! IN YOUR WOODS!!!!

ouch! that's gotta hurt! (being split in two)

ouch! that's gotta hurt! (being punted into a tree)

Grace don't kill them

OH GOOD

"or else"

THAT WAS GREAT I LOVED THAT SO MUCH

Ok I'm about to start nightmare time 2 wish me luck

[jjuzoir]

Random Kageyama Tobio HCS

Word Count: 1851

Warnings: just... me being in love with a m*n other than masumi 😔 also! these are my headcanons as in,,, what i personally i think he’d be like ‼️ also me projecting my ideal man into him (as if he wasn’t it already 😋)

A/N: i... i love tobio so much it’s literally unreal... i couldn’t wait for a request (i’m still working on the remaining 4 too lolol) so take me projecting my love for tobio >:(

— Kageyama normally wears loose fitting clothes or athletic-style clothing. His favorite go to outfits tends to be a loose tee, some loose pants with an obnoxious Nike logo he swears are super cool but look like two garbage bags sewed together, and running shoes. Throw a hoodie in there for colder weather, even then he still manages to look good.

— He takes very good care of his hair, like freaky good care, because of Miwa. Once she enrolled in cosmetology school and she saw Kageyama use the same baby shampoo from when they were kids she freaked out (if she’d been any later he’d start using 3-in-1) and chewed his ear off about hair care. His hair is super shiny and there’s literally no freeze, he uses nice smelling shampoo and conditioner too. Ugh, I love him.

— He has a very sensitive nose but it gets clogged easily so he doesn’t notice much unless it miraculously unclogs itself and he’s complaining about everything.

— “Eh! Hinata, why’d you smell like a fucking axe bottle?!” “Why does no one say anything about Tsukishima smelling like strawberries?” “Yamaguchi smells like... milk.” “Hah?! Sugawara smells bad-?!”

— He says he’s a picky eater to appear cool but as long as you don’t say what’s in the food he’ll down it. He’ll say he doesn’t like carrots but if you give him a salad with carrots he might even say “it’s the best salad he’s ever had”.

— He’s a hot sleeper, and not in the “oh he’s sexy” type of way. I’m talking, he’ll sweat buckets if he sleeps with anything other than a flimsy white t-shirt and his underwear.

— Might be me projecting my love for bunny teeth but he has bunny teeth, his front teeth are a bit bigger than average (not to the point it’s super noticeable but it’s still something Miwa teased him about), his aunties probably squeezed his cheeks and called him “baby bunny” when he was younger.

— He doesn’t go to sleep later than 9PM, he thinks if he does it’ll ruin his schedule (which it will) and fuck up his body - he’s seen Miwa screw up hers after she pulled a bunch of all nighters in her third year in high school and has been afraid since.

— The type to forget people were coming over and come out of his room shirtless asking for his clean underwear.

— His sister forced him to let her cut and style his hair which led to many questionable hairstyles. Tsukishima is genuinely so grateful to Miwa, especially when she was first starting - he’s got some pictures of Tobio with the shortest most embarrassing bangs ever saved in his phone in a file for blackmail if the need for it ever presented itself.

— Likes pissing people off on purpose sometimes, during one of the training camps he probably walked into the bath with socks on and was made fun of but out of spite he just… never took them off. Said he’d done it on purpose and all too. Tanaka cried out of fear for like a hot minute when he saw him standing under the shower with Iron Man socks on.

— He’s so petty too, if you make fun of him for messing up he’ll remember until you embarrass yourself to make fun of you. And when I say he remembers, I mean it - he can’t for his life remember when to use make and do in english but he remembers when Hinata made fun of him for wearing different socks back on their first year and yes he will bring it up on their second year when he did the same thing what are you going to do about it?

— Probably got scouted for a modeling agency once and began running away because he thought they were trying to kidnap him.

— If he had Tiktok… he would’ve gone viral after posting a video of him practicing, he posted for a while for fun and to flex on people that he was hot but then he saw a comment saying they wanted to drink his milk under a video of him drinking milk and he deleted his account, he can’t buy from that brand for a while.

— He’s got a video of a gorilla walking in two legs saved on his phone for when he’s feeling down and watches it whenever he’s not going well. People think he’s texting his S/O but no, he’s just watching a gorilla walk like minecraft Steve.

— He can’t pose for pictures to save his life, his default pose is an NPC stance with his arms stiffly hanging down and his eyes wide in surprise, don’t ask him to smile or else he will look like a serial killer.

— He’s got a bit of baby fat on his cheeks that won’t disappear no matter what. It’s become a pre-game ritual to pinch his cheeks. He’s also got dimples you can really only see when he smiles naturally but he doesn’t know and he’d get shy if he knew and try covering his face so don’t tell him, that’s a fact he told me so himself.

— Cannot dance to save his life. He’s so long (?) his limb control is non-existent, it appears in game and vanishes when he steps out of the court. He really just bounces on his heels and moves his arms like a t-rex, don’t ask more of him.

— Buys his clothes one size bigger just in case and Miwa teases him saying he’ll need them when he gets old and fat.

— Gets asked out often but always rejects, then has the audacity to complain he’s never dated anyone like he hasn’t turned down half of the school's population.

— Can’t sing. He’s got a nice speaking voice but ask him to sing and he’s out of tone, out of sync, out of breath, and out of the room in 5 seconds.

— Sugawara joked about having him singing as his alarm clock and Kageyama actually believed him, probably sent him a new recording as a gift after he annoyed him during practice.

— Surprisingly funny when he wants to but most jokes fly over people’s heads since he seems so serious most of the time, it annoys him to no end. Yachi still struggles differentiating when he is and isn’t joking because his tone literally doesn’t change at all and she doesn’t want to offend him.

— When he was younger he liked to collect rocks, not even the pretty ones he’d pick the most average, raggedy rocks off the ground and clean them up and tuck them to bed because he saw Miwa play with her barbies like that. Still owns his first rock, he named it “Johnson” after Dwayne Johnson, aka the rock (he’s had to explain it so many times he’s exhausted).

— Accidentally drank expired milk once and didn’t notice until his stomach began hurting and he thought he became lactose intolerant and he was inconsolable for days until he realized it had expired like a month ago - he went on a milk shopping spree and the milk sales that week saw a 20% rise from the last few months.

— Tobio had bad handwriting until he was in Junior High because his teachers couldn’t understand him and had him practice calligraphy, his handwriting is now one of the prettiest ones in the team and he’s the official inker of the VBC posters (as designated by Goddess Yachi Hitoka herself).

— His biggest fear for a long time was getting eaten by piranhas because he saw it happen so often in cartoon shows he genuinely thought it was going to be a bigger deal than it turned out to be but for like a solid 6 years of his life he avoided suspicions puddles just in case.

— Kageyama has a habit of rolling and unrolling his sleeves when he’s deep in thought, it soon made way to a habit of checking his wrist watch (he absolutely has a wrist watch, you cannot change my mind on that) but not actually reading it.

— His nails are very pretty, like most setters, he takes very good care of them. They’re filed down to a perfect length and he puts oils and creams, his hands in general are so nice. He takes a lot of pride in them, you know his cuticles are pushed back and trimmed and he could absolutely be a hand model. Kags’ hands are calloused, he’s a volleyball player of course they are, but it’s not to the extent of Ushijima or Daichi’s hands.

— Talking about hands, it’s probably one of his favorite features on people. He loves holding hands with his S/O and tracing the wrinkles in their palm, being able to interlock fingers with them and feel the bumps in them.

— Mumbles to himself when in thought too! Very nonsensical if you’re not informed on what he’s thinking about, if he’s thinking about you he’ll mumble your name or something like “pretty eyes”.

— Has a very healthy diet, like extremely healthy and thought out. He won’t eat anything too sugary or that could throw off his body, but he does have cheat days (which are rare but exist). He also doesn’t drink much soda or alcohol (once he’s of age).

— Things like smoking are a big no, he takes so much care of his body he wouldn’t even touch a cigarette or be near a smoking area, lowkey paranoid of ingesting the smoke too.

— When he’s older I can see him having a dog and a cat, the dog would be a big dog; if they stood on two paws it’d be the same height as you, he’d name or something like Tobias and think he was super clever and funny, the cat would probably a small cat he’d name Milk (it probably would be a black cat too but he does not care).

— Probably tried baby formula because he heard it was a substitute for breast milk. No further comments on this.

— I feel like he doesn’t listen to music, but if he had to choose something he’d pick instrumental music - not orchestral music or anything like that - but more of a chill, no deep meaning just guitar and piano track. I could see him listening to Shego Sekito or Joe Hisashi on occasion, he might even listen to some 2000’s pop if he wants something to pump him up during training (he works out to Brittney Spears’ “Womanizer”).

— A cuddle-bug when he’s sleepy, he’ll throw himself across his S/O and not move at all, he just wants to stay there and not move ever again (or at least until he’s not feeling like passing out). He’ll like to wrap himself around them and cuddle their neck, he’ll attach himself to their arm like it’s a lifeline.

— In other words, Kageyama Tobio… b-boyfriend material.

[hellavision]

liveblogging mama 2017

so here we are again

3rd time's the charm everyone i'm back and i'm better

let sgoooo

day6 are finally at the mamas, three years in the making and three years after me asking for it and they look. so good

wonpil, sweetie, who owns my heart

HANSOL go off babie !!!!

hansol sweetie :(((((

my boy

our boy !!! we love !!

i'm so glad he got to perform with dynamic duo i'm really proud of him !

grasp the mind ,??? artistic legends taemin and sunmi

fatal temptation ???? they didn't come to play

TAEMIN is hooked up and shirtless i don't know what i'm feeling there's just a lot of it

king of being. blindfolded

he's so talented !!!!!!!

he's so ethereal i want to bathe in his mind my guy

oh they lift him !! honey

this gal covering her eyes . me too

the light sticks

the blue lighting !! it's so beautiful

taemin is so beautiful

jongin. !!!

door is such a good song

SUNMI

i'm not ready. i'm not ready for sunmi and taemin to hand my ass to me

oh BITCH

she looks so good !!

this wo maaaaaan

choaaaa

can't nobody stop me now nAooo try me

glare into my  soul

this dress oh man

jongdae's lol smile

oooo there's a pause

TAEMIN

classy king

k i l l me

the point and shoot at each other and the glare WHO DO I LOOK AT

they're doing it for the bisexuals

what do i do

who am i

who are u

what the FUCK happened to namjoon's head

he looks like a damn fool

i'm so so happy spring day won i love it so much

yes cherry bomb

taeil jaehyun and doyoung look ffffine

taeyong n mark are v festive. nice

RED VELVET i am alive. i am breathing. my sinuses are open

they're so magical !! they're a dream

I WAS VITAMIN D DEFICIent until i heard red flavour

i've been saying heize wrong this whole time

i've been saying high-zz

heize looks so beautiful

first woman in four years to win that category i'm so happy for her !!

taemin !!!!!!

the fistbump awh

move was choreographed so beautifully and executed just as well i'm so happy he has recognition for that

the umbrellas are really really beautiful

come through soyou

the hat pushing chanyeol's ears forward !!!! he has my heart

soyou is a real life angel

ailee is another real life angel

i don't really go there but bolbbalgan4 seem really sweet and their vocal are really unique i'm glad for them

exo ls and army's are fighting ,,, why can't weeee be frieeeeends

guys like. i ult both exo and bts do you know how FUN it is get into it !! ur missing out !! i'm having such a good fucking time have some fun let loose enjoy urself it's just kpop x

i mean don't stan if you don't wanna stan i'm talking about the people who just hate one or the other for no reason

congrats to nct !!!

wow. i didn't know much about hyukoh at all but now listening to them , wow !!!

they're like ,,,, incendiary

definitely am going to listen to their entire discography later this performance was absolutely incredible it wa s so magical and powerful it really struck a chord (eh x) they're so good !!

this medley !!!! play it at my funeral !!

red velvet !!!!!!!!!!!

they've worked so so so hard this year and it's paid off i'm so proud and so happy for them aaaaa

truly what they deserved

i'm not letting bts accept the best asian style award when namjoon's head looks like that

it's peak

the rest of them though 11/10 solid yes x

wait

wai t

EXO

whaaaaat

OOOO

OOOOOOOOOO

JONGIN

i'm. overwhelmasfd

ohhhhh my goooood

baekhyun !!!!! kyungsoo!!!!!

my stream is starting to lag a tiny bit and NOW IS Not the time stay strong

SHIMMY SHIMMY ko ko bop

awoooooooooooo

jongin is so naked i'm overwhelmed

minseok !!!!!!!

break it down now

aaaa

we don't deserve exo or their dabs

OOOOOOOOOOOO

when jongin entered the light

he is so talented !!!!! he has total jurisdiction over this ass

:0 taemin !

kim jongin has rocked my world

take my house !! take my car that doesn't exist !!

i'm feeling every single emotion. i have transcended emotions

OH BITCH !!!!! power ?,, It's a party

power makes me so happy when i tell u i have a good fuckin time watching them perform it

‼️‼️ we take shots ‼️‼️

not @ kyungsoo's bolo tie. yeehaw

the exos own my heart

who flexed. who was it

oh nvm it was all of them

got7!!! 2young have my entire heart

jongin hugging sungwoon !!! bear !!

tuned out during wanna one and sujus performances to play tetris i'm sorry

oh bitch. it's time 4 bullet proof boy scouts

water earth fire air long ago the four nations lived together in harmony then everything changed when the fire nation attacked only the avatar

OOOOOO

i haven't heard not today in centuries

oooo !!!!!!

look at hoseok go !!!!

pop it lock it and polkadot it king !!

taehyung how daaaare u

now listen. jungkook , has a good face

yoongi's annoying ass is so hype i'm excited for cypher skskjsk

this is so cool

oh mic drop oh boy oh man o boy

big fat yes to these suits HOO

this TUDE from hoseok

namjoon looks like a goddamn clown i love and respect and appreciate you but the glasses and hair are not only ineffective but counterproductive to ur aim x

this .... d ance break

oh BItCH

bitch !!!

biiitch

well

i am. exhausted

:0 daesangs

what's happening what day is it

i'm still reeling

............

wEll

jimin taemin and jongin !! awhhhhh

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

they've had the most incredible year i'm so happy to see them smiling and hear them all talking they deserve it so much

:((( yoongi

"peace"

last year they were all so emotional and it's really nice this year to see them all so happy and excited and like. content u know

this is such a happy time like !!!

and now we wait to see how long it takes for someone to dig out the 19/03/2013 teamwork makes the dream work tweet

album of the year ! album of the year !

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa the exos !!!!!! our boys !!!!!

the war is SO good i'm so happy for them !!

junmyeon

wait. pcy is crying ???

oh noooooo don't cry :(((

did jongin just whisper in his ear ??? so much is happening

sehun is laughing what is going on

chanyeol tried to talk i :(((((( pls

babieeee

give him a hug

w ait is minseok crying ?????

he hasn't cried since 2013 i !!!!!

:(((

i'm gonna have an aneurysm

i'm so happy and so proud of and so full of love for exo !!!!!

our loud disney prince jongdae skskkskska

sehun is holding that man from suju's hands :(((( a giant babie

today is such a happy day !!!! daesangs for exo and bts i'm so proud of them both trials and tribulations lead to love and celebrations am i right chingus x

honestly they deserve it so much and i'm just so happy and content !!!

last year i said “[shinee] don’t even need to be at mama to end it. bye can u imagine how good kibum would have looked. what stops he would have pulled out. a shame”

this is all still true

until next year everyone , it's been real

(soz if i made no sense, im very deliriously sick lol)