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neverpathia · 5 days ago

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i love how most designs for opportunist are extraordinarily polished. a neat suit, a perfect tie, not a single patch of grime in sight. meanwhile, we have this unkempt creature covered in lint from your sock drawer: the witch

#slay the princess #stp #stp voices #stp princess #voice of the opportunist #the witch #it's kind of funny though #the contrast is too fitting. but also hilarious #although oppy certainly isn't afraid to get his hands dirty #but he definitely wouldn't dirty that perfect manicure and those rings and those ironed cufflinks and immaculate sleeves for no reason #meanwhile witch is fresh from rolling in a dumpster.#hot take. i'd appreciate more dumpster-diver looking thorns #but clean thorns are also very very cute #she's in rehab. it could go either way

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