#but he also begged my brother for his spaghetti because he thought it was wet food lol

[puppppppppy]

the cat seems to like being dragged across the floor that he goes still as im hauling him across the kitchen. he is a little too easygoing it scares me

[gillianthecat]

Fahlanruk - episode 7

I don't know if the show is getting better or my expectations have dropped, but I'm enjoying Fahlanruk more. Maybe it's just that it's the perfect sort of trash television to watch in bed while sick. I'm still not that interested in the main relationship, or even either of the main characters especially. But that's ok. It's the kind of show that depends on the couple's chemistry, and theirs isn't that interesting to me, but it's also stopped bothering me. Its relaxing, in a way, to watch a show where I don't really care about them. I am still invested in 💙PingTap💙, however.

A selection of reactions while watching:

Fah's death glare at Ping and Tap when they crash his date. And Ping's response - we just want to be around you when you're happy. Aww. I (and Fah!) can't be annoyed at his nosiness after that.

This sensual slow motion cooking scene! This is hilarious. I don't know if it's supposed to be sexy, but it's hilarious.

Is spaghetti carbonara the meal you cook your date to impress them in Thailand? I feel like I've seen it in a few other shows too.

Sick boy + caretaking + sensual wet white towel. This scene actually succeeded in being sensual. Although that position didn't look to comfortable for either of them. I love that Gaga translated the verb as "wipe"

Ok. I was intrigued by Pai at the beginning, but now I'm just annoyed. All of these outside characters trying to interfere are annoying. I'm not even that invested in Fah and Sher's relationship, but I wish everyone (even the twin brother) would leave them alone to figure it out by themselves.

Speaking of which, Sher looks too happy this episode; he's going to get his heart broken soon.

Tle! Already broke up with the new guy and had returned, trying to win back Fah. Ok dude. I had some sympathy for you before this for dating a cheater, but now I think I just don't like you. Although you are pretty.

If I went to a school this gossipy I think I would throw myself off a cliff. Or at least run away to the woods and never interact with another human being again. Fah, Sher and Tle are three meters away from you guys. They can hear every word you're saying 🥴

Who choose "ratchet" for the translation?!

Aww, here come Gear and Prince. I was wondering if they'd show up this episode. I admit I'm not particularly invested in them, but I hope they get their happy ending.

Yay Anna! Unfortunately every time we see her Pink and Tar are there. I want to like you two, you have the potential to be cute together, but every time we see you you're being awful in some new way.

Why is Prince upset about Gear asking him if he and Sher were dating? Was there some implications to the question in Thai that got lost in translation? Is he just annoyed because people keep asking him that? To me it seemed a reasonable question for people as close as these two, especially since he knows Gear is interested in him.

Is this grocery store a sponsor? Is that why there's such a focus on shopping and cooking? (Ingredients did it better. No offense.)

Aww this whole coffee/water bit was cute.

Ping you adorable disaster child. I love you. You didn't want Tap to think you cared so much so you pretended to go to the tennis match (despite his begging you to stay), except that you didn't want to be far so you went to a cafe nearby so you could be close if Tap needed you, except then you fell asleep so you didn't do either. And now you're finding out the results of the tennis match so that you can pretend you went to it instead of sleeping in a cafe all afternoon. My favorite disaster.

Do we recognize this house (Sher's? Fah's? It looks like the living room from where Fah was talking about his dad, but I thought they bought groceries for Sher's place?) Is it one of the commonly used locations that keep popping up?

Oh it is Fah's place. They just stopped there first for some reason.

Aww. Sher knows he's starting to care and is worried about what will happen when Fah gets bored of him. (He even sort of says it, in the guise of talking about stuff to do at his house.) Which, I don't blame you dude, I suspect Fah of the same thing.

Apo? 👀 Who are you? I would have guessed an ex that broke Sher's heart and made him scared of intimacy, but Sher looked just as confused as me. I guess I'll find out in 15 minutes, as soon as I move my laundry and start episode 8.

[londonfog-chan]

Narancia Ghirga x Reader Part 2: Giorno

Y’all already know I’m up in here taking a hammer to the canon.

...

No one could ever love Haruno more than you, except for Narancia.

You’re so amazed, he has very quickly bonded with the little boy almost since the first few seconds he’s been in his new home. When you brought the baby home the first night, shivering and making soft whimpers in your neck, Narancia ran to the both of you and plucked the baby out of your arms. Haruno panicked at Narancia’s desperate attempts to take care of him, only reassured when you stayed right by his side.

It feels as though the events of the past never happened. Being with Narancia and the other boys he hangs around with, it’s like this is where you and Haruno have always been. The others have opened up to you when they saw Haruno in your arms, and the baby is a welcome addition to the home they’ve all built together.

“Haruno! Do you want some salami?”

“Can Haruno try a bit of spaghetti?”

“Haruno! Who’s that! Is that your sorella? Where’s sorella?”

Half the time he doesn’t know where to turn when there’s affection in all directions. Buccellati smiles and wraps the baby in his strong arms whenever you need to get something for him. Mista will watch him no questions asked. Stoic, abrasive Abbacchio smiles whenever the little one is placed delicately in his lap. Fugo is calmer when he helps to tutor Narancia, it definitely helps that Fugo has taken to balancing Haruno on his lap while he works with your boyfriend, and it’s amazing to see the love of your life understand the work for the first time when he’s got a young listening ear to explain everything to. When Narancia explains the problems to Haruno, a light goes off in his brain and he’s able to solve them easily. Haruno’s eyes widen when Narancia lifts him in the air, smiling and happy as he’s never seen someone be before.

So it’s no surprise when the little boy lifts himself off the blanket one day, and toddles towards an approaching Narancia who is laden with armloads of groceries for everyone.

“Hey! Look! He’s walking towards me! He chose me, he loves me more than you amore! Hahahaha!”

He teases you about Haruno loving him more without truly meaning any malicious intent, and he’s not above picking up the little boy and showering the both of you with kisses to prove it. One of many things that made you fall in love with Narancia is his heart. He has so much love to give, taking in a child that doesn’t really have any blood attachment to either of you and treating the baby as though he is the most precious treasure in the world. It’s even more amazing to see Haruno respond to this abundance of love. For the first few nights he wakes up and shivers silently in the darkness between you and Narancia, and you both start staying up late to make sure Haruno doesn’t wake up alone. After a while, he’s gotten better at communicating his needs. He starts crying when he’s wet or when he’s hungry. He’ll reach to Narancia while you’re feeding him, or if Narancia is changing him he will reach for you, taking your fingers in his tiny hands.

“Who gave him that stupid ass name, Sposina?” Narancia whispers.

It never fails to make you purr in pleasure when Narancia calls you his little wife, but you must be silent. Haruno is finally asleep. He smells sweet and clean, the clothes that Buccellati bought for him are warm because he just exudes heat, kicking off his new baby blanket as he dreams between the two of you in your warm bed. It’s been a long day, full of love and fun and delicious things to eat and beautiful things to see, and Haruno falls asleep quickly when you and Narancia are there to tuck him in.

The rash is gone, Buccellati took the child to the doctor at the frantic insistence of Narancia, and your boyfriend had taken over any administering of medications. You knew why he wanted to care for the baby, and it only endeared you more to your lover instead of making you jealous. Haruno couldn’t have fared better if another family had taken him in. They wouldn’t have been able to match that love.

“His mother.” You grumble. “I know… I hate it too.”

“She wasn’t Italian?”

“No.” you rub your hand softly over your brother’s soft tummy. “Really Haruno is my step brother, his mother is Japanese and she married my father when he left for a month.”

Narancia remembered that month. You’d been left behind with not much money, wandering aimlessly and trying to buy something simple for yourself with next to nothing. Counting coins left over in a line and almost about to walk away when he told you he’d like to treat you to something. It was when you both sat down together, his favorite pizza between the two of you, that he noticed your scarred arms and the sallow face. You were almost lost to a depression that had been building for sixteen years before he tore you away from that life.

“I think it’s a stupid name.” Narancia’s violet eyes sparkle with hate in the moonlight.

Calloused hands meet yours on Haruno’s tummy. With such tender love and affection, Narancia takes your fingers to his lips and kisses them. A loving gesture. One that relaxes you when Haruno is in the room and the both of you must be mindful of the noise.

“I’ve got a better one for him.” Narancia’s voice pierces the silence gently.

“Oh?”

You look up at him. There’s a mile wide smile on your face. He flutters his beautiful long eyelashes at you, and it brings such a sense of security to know that the beautiful young man laying across from you and your brother will never leave you two. Throughout the relationship, the first you’ve ever been in, he has been nothing but sincere and loyal to you. Narancia too knows the pain you both have endured. Back before Haruno came, when you and Narancia would be at your most vulnerable, he would hold you tightly against his chest, running a soft touch along the scars on your skin that had long since faded away. He used to tell you those scars were his, guiding your hands along his scars and telling you those were yours. Whispers that you both are one, will always be one, because the cuts and bruises will fade. But your love will always stay.

“Giorno. We’re going to call him Giorno from now on.”

Your heart feels like it will fly away. Propelled by love.

It’s a special name for him because that’s been the name he’s always wanted to give to his firstborn. If he’s told you once, he’s told you a million times: he wants a family of his own, and he wants it with you. The way he describes the life he will give you is so dreamy and makes your heart warm, he will show you pictures of gardens in magazines or books that Fugo brings him from the library and he’ll tell you the kinds of flowers he wants planted in the garden he will make for you. Sometimes when the two of you would walk hand in hand down the streets, he’ll point out the color of the buildings and tell you that’s going to be the color of the house he will build for you.

Of course Buccellati has taken extreme measures to make sure you and Narancia don’t become parents too early. Both of you are, to be frank, dumb ass teens with little more than your desperate passions on your minds, begging your Capo to let you both have kids when between the two of you, you maybe have one collective brain cell (that belongs to you the majority of the time). Stupidly you both thought that was the next step to take in a relationship when you were in love.

“Sposina?”

“Mm?”

He looks at you like he hasn’t been fed in months, but you know the look has nothing to do with food.

“Let’s make Giorno a big brother.”

A soft squeak catches in your throat, you can’t help it. He’s looking at you so intensely.

“Are you… Do you really want to?” you whisper.

“I’ve never been more sure of anything in my life.” He affirms. “Come here. Come to me. I’ve got everything I’ve ever wanted. It’s time we took this further. Vieni qui, sposina mio…”

How can you refuse him?

Carefully, mindful of your little Giorno, you move him to the warmth of your side of the bed and lose yourself to the languid kisses of your desperate boyfriend. This is also why you love him. His passion. His intensity. It burns you like fire and you have to really try to keep yourself quiet as his fingers toy with the hem of your nightgown.

The soft sound of a zipper makes your face turn red. No turning back now. Narancia has his tongue in your mouth and his kisses are heated and frantic. You reach down to take Narancia’s manhood in your hands, totally excited at the prospect of it being freed…

And you’re met with a strong hand around your wrist.

“Get back to your side, now.”

You open your eyes to see you’re suddenly face to face with Buccellati in his night wear. Narancia is gaping on the other side of his friend’s body. Buccellati is between you both, like a wall, while Giorno is blissfully unaware of anything happening around him. Without question you obey, scooting back to your sleeping brother while Buccellati slips in between you and Narancia. He acts as a barrier, placing Giorno on his buff chest while Narancia is too red faced to focus or protest, turning his back to his Capo while you burn in shame on the other side.

“Both of you go to sleep.” He hisses.

You both do so.

But you still can’t help but smile, thinking that you wouldn’t rather be anywhere else.