#but good hehe 😈

[silver-peel]

Happy end of Artfight!! Here's last batch of my attack🥰🔥⚔️

for @wildbasil, Popp_seed on af, @godlikeviolence and @midnightcrows !!!

insert 'it ain't much but honest work' meme

[2aceofspades]

🐱(cat emoji)

tbh u as you are, are not the most intimidating..... but i fear your power over angst and drama (。_。)

and that keeps me humble xD

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🐱 for moderately intimidating

Eeeee!! MORSE ANON!!

Sensible as always, my dearest morse anon 😌

Have no fear, I always use my talents and powers wisely, of course~

(:

[livealittleoc-cb]

✨: *wraps his arms around Minho’s shoulders* do a big family meeting or something like that~ *snorts* it works with the kids and I~

♥️: *blushes* shush I was rambling but very busy month! It’ll be so fun though, Cupid said that I could even come and celebrate Mardi Gras with his family! He said I could invite you too if you want to come along *smiles big* I know I want it to be red, pink and with little hearts I haven’t figured out what though

🍷: *raises a brow* why you look at me like that babe? *smiles and kisses his cheek* of course my moon~ I’ll indulge you in whatever you like, let’s go i have a warm bed with your name on it and two big strong arms *grins* is there anything else you want? Food? Drink?

Breakroom bullshit

🥃. *huffs and raises a brow*

🍷. *prolonged eye contact*

🍸. What... what is happening?

🥂. Seungmin sweetie, I couldn't tell you *he snickers* the cats are communicating~

[kibblemode]

hiiii kip ^_^ what does the world of gq look like! i see zachary & noodle & other chars are alkaliban. is alkaliba a planet? is there space travel in gq and is it common? very interested to learn abt the universe lore :3

OMG HIIIIII im abt to write a novel on this post watch out

HONESTLY im still trying to figure out a like consistent Main Setting in the story....it kinda changes each episode between earth and alkaliba tbh. jsyk the main story takes place in/around boulder, co and grants, nm when theyre on earth, and USUALLY at the capital when theyre on alkaliba (i have yet to name all the major cities even tho its been like almost 10 years lol). also YA alkaliba is a planet ÷) i have an old as fuck map of the solar system that i need to remake BADLY here u go

space travel is actually not Too common but there Are 1 or 2 bridges between earth and alkaliba called stargates (OLDDDDD ass concept that i might rework someday, like early highschool years old) that link the 2 planets with the same kind of power tix uses to make his own little portals.a lot of the worldbuilding is Extremely old and kinda outdated and will probably be updated in the future BUT. basically there was a mass extinction of humans on earth like 8million years ago or so and everything just kinda. Started over lol (the main story is set in 2009 onwards, its like almost identical to the Actual 2009). alkaliba is a slightly more advanced planet than earth is but actually a few things were learned from earths culture like directly after the mass extinction happened. its basically like in this case earth is the inhospitable alien planet that eventually became livable again? its hard to explain now that im thinking abt it..space travel does Exist but its not really mainstream yet and its more of an upper class thing Or if u can make ur own things to do so, most ppl just use the stargates if they need to go somewhere. some alkalibans even live on earth primarily (zach does this lol). alkaliba is kinda separated into zones that can represent different countries/continents that are on earth (for example indie lives on alkaliba but is somehow inexplicably french, hayate and zach are japanese, noodle is mexican, etc, i like to think its just cartoon logic but its nice to have an actual reason lol), like i said old earth culture did contribute directly to modern civilization. there are quite a few different life sustaining planets in the story but most of them are Rarely mentioned/seen, but the stargates go to any of them. THIS IS SEMI RELATED BUT. what zones ppl live in also really decides what kind of biology they have, like zach is a mountain variant and noodle is a coastal variant, u get it. i have yet to make it but i Do have a very detailed thing explaining this in my mind.. i also need to do one for each zones specific cultures bc while they Are very very similar to what country theyre based on they Do have their own stuff too, also just the planet as a whole has a standard base culture too but i have to think abt it some more lol. i also still need to decide on what the actual landscape itself would even Look like. probably pretty similar to earth..i mean i do have 1 pic of it that i did but its basically just earth 2

also this is unrelated but it never snows on alkaliba bc it doesnt get below freezing, most alkalibans have very little cold tolerance and anything under -10F would be like a human in the middle of antartica with like just a coat and jeans, just like if earth ppl experienced a summer on alkaliba they would probably be very miserable since it can get to like 130F on average during the worst of it

[rosicheeks]

[ganondalfff]

I've noticed ever since I performed my partners fantasy on him, he does whatever I say now 😈

[jendoe]

better days are coming.

template | cyrus and willa belong to @risingsh0t!

[im-not-a-sheep]

I would totally cut my hair shorter I think

[prosk8r]

it's so funny having a full name but not going by it bc its like sometimes I'll think about my secret, longer, cool name and I'm like hehe that's how the Government sees me and then someone asks me my name and I'm like Anya! :)

[au-cafe]

Anyways decided to drop a bug bomb of text about my main character of the cafe, Bendy.

Basically, this boi had a rough life. He was born by two ink demon parents who were brought to Earth via a ritual, where his parents were abused by the one who summoned them, an animator. Eventually his parents escaped, but forgot him, and Bendy was only 5. Years later, Bendy escaped at 8 and was adopted by Clyde at 10

Then he lost Clyde due to assassination at 16, and he stayed alone until 25, when he met Dexter.

This is just a small part of Bendy’s life, because of many different reasons. More will be explained in the future. :)

[rinhaler]

Good morning !! I woke up earlier but I went back to sleep lmao

[kikker-oma]

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!

Thank you so so much to everyone who participated!! I truly wasn't expecting so much engagement in this. I didn't think many people would care haha

I'll get working on Sky Fall pt 2!!!

Links to all the comics!

Sky Fall

Hallucinating Wild

Sky Isn't Ok

Four is Having a Bad Time

[absdoll]

drug dealer! ellie!! reader’s brother is a usual customer of hers but he’s busy or whatever so he asks reader to go pick it up 😈🤭

cw: car sex ♡ , kinda player!ellie , mentions of weed & smoking it , strap sucking (e!rev) , strap sitting (r!rec) <3 that’s it !

also songs are linked throughout this , just to add to the dealer!ellie hot car sex ambiance hehe ♡

“dude, can you stop being such a fucking baby and just go?!” your brother hisses at you, frantically packing for his soccer match. “if i get home from this game and i don’t have anything to smoke, i’m beating your ass.” he rolls his eyes as he walks out of the door, “i’ll text you her address and let her know you’re coming, don’t fuck this up.”

ellie. ellie williams. ellie auburnettetattedsofuckinghot williams. the scrawny masc you’ve had a crush on since junior year of high school. you’ve maybe said 5 words to each other, in passing when she glares at you with her hazel eyes, making you squeeze your thighs together. “sup?” she’ll nonchalantly throw at you, not knowing you go home and ride your fingers to the sound of her voice.

your phone buzzes as you’re about to get in your car, an unknown number.

8:29pm “yooo, u on the way? i got somewhere to be”

“ohmyfuckinggod” you mutter under your breath. you manically type a response, not even thinking before pressing send.

8:31pm “yeah! be there soon sorry!”

8:34pm “all good cutie”

the butterflies in your stomach are swarming. as if you weren’t already nervous to face your going on 4 year crush, she just … flirted..? with you? it’ll be a miracle if you even survive the drive over there.

you pull up to an apartment complex, the 3rd floor balcony lit up with purple LED lights. your phone buzzes again.

8:59pm “this u?”

you look back up to the balcony, now seeing a lanky figure in a black tank top, grey sweatpants, batman socks, and a black beanie leaning over the railing. she nods her head up at you, and you can just hear her silky smooth voice saying “sup?”, but this time you can’t relieve the pressure between your legs.

9:00pm “do i come up there or??”

it’s been 5 minutes since you sent that text.

before you know it, there’s a subtle knock on ur passenger window. it’s dark outside, no streetlights in the parking lot, but you knew it was ellie. you unlock the door, and she dips her head in, slouching down into the seat next to you.

ellie smirks, eyeing you up and down, noticing the way your thighs erupt in goosebumps at her stare. you’re wearing black denim shorts and a black tube top, ellie’s eyes immediately falling to your collarbones.

“it’s $35” she says in a low tone, handing you a sealed ziploc bag.

your fingertips touch her hand as you grab it from her, causing you to choke on your words, “c-cool, thanks” you smile at her, feeling like your nerves are gonna make you pass out at any second.

ellie’s so calm and collected, watching you nervously fumble with your wallet trying to retrieve the cash your brother gave you. and god, she smells so good. her scent is intoxicating. vanilla mixed with musk and sugar and leather.

all of a sudden you feel her hand fall on your thigh. “nervous or something?” she teases. she grabs at the jelly flesh with one hand and pulls a joint out of her pocket with her right hand. you audibly let a big sigh fall from your mouth when her hand leaves to light her joint. ellie passes the burning paper to you, and you don’t smoke so you’re just holding it, contemplating to make yourself look cool by taking a puff. she’s adjusting her sweatpants — and that’s when you notice it. the thick bulge outlined in her pants, her eyes fluttering up to yours.

“wanna sit on it?” she chuckles, grabbing the joint from your hand. you can’t tell if she’s serious or not, so you just giggle back.

“open up.” ellie takes a long drag, yellowish smoke filling her mouth.

you’re confused, but in an effort to not embarrass yourself, you open your mouth. ellie’s face now inches away from yours, her eyes staring deep into your nervous gaze. she blows the thick smoke into your mouth, “inhale.” she whispers.

within a minute, your nerves have subsided and you feel lighter. ellie watches as you shift in your seat, putting your hands under your thighs. “are you cold? i’m cold. do you care if i turn the a/c off?” you ramble at ellie. she smirks, “first time smoking?”

you roll your eyes at her, the car quieter now without the buzz of the air conditioning. “you ever heard of a hotbox?” ellie says, shifting her body towards you. you shake your head ‘no’ and ellie just giggles. “c’mere” she motions for you to sit on her lap.

“w-what? why?” you spit out, embarrassed immediately.

“your eyes haven’t left my crotch since you noticed my cock that’s tucked in my pants. if you want it, jus’ c’mere.” she hits the joint again, blowing smoke towards your face.

she adjusts her seat, making room by her feet for you sit on the floor. you’re on your knees, looking up at her with reddened eyes.

“go ‘head, take it out” she lowly mutters to you, not even looking at you, she’s preoccupied by trying to connect her bluetooth to your car speaker.

your shaky hands move to the band of her sweatpants, sliding them down just enough for her purple, curved, silicone strap to plop out onto her lap.

her eyes dart to yours, grinning at the look of amazement on your face.

ellie uses one hand to wrap around the back of your neck, guiding your head closer to her crotch, the other hand twisting the volume nozzle up, speakers blaring. “open your mouth angel” she breathes out. as your lips part, she swipes her thumb across your bottom pout, slipping the tip of her cock towards the back of your throat. her hand moves up to grab a fistful of your hair, “gooooood, good job baby” she praises.

as ellie bobs your head up and down, you start moaning around her girth. “mmm you like this baby? like my cock deep in your throat? dirty girl.” you nod up at her, causing her to throw her head back.

ellie’s one hand atop your head, other hand typing on her dimly lit phone screen. “gotta make this quick, told you i had somewhere to be.” she throws her phone into the backseat, moving both hands to the back of your neck. her thrusts are quick and steady, grunts falling from her chapped lips.

“mm fuck, you’re drooling b-baby” she half chuckles and half stutters, the base of her strap striking her clit. “uuuuuhhh fuuuuuck” she breathes out.

“f-fuck, get on top.” ellie grabs you by your hair, hands moving to your hips, setting you down slowly on her long, wet member.

“o-ooh s-shit-uuhhhh” you moan out, the feeling of her thickness sliding deep inside you. her hands still groping your ass, slamming you up and down on her length. “bounce on it baby.” she grunts out as she pulls your tube top down, revealing your fatty tits.

ellie moves her hands to behind her head. watching as your boobs slap against your chest. your moans barely audible as the rap song fills the car, “lemme hear you, l-louder” she’s doing little to no work, her hips every once and awhile bucking up into you, which causes you to yelp and ellie lets out a chuckle.

“mm-ahh ellieeeeuuhhggh” “f-feels s’fucking gooduuuhhh” you’re practically screaming at this point, ellie’s eyes filled with darkness and lust, just watching as you fuck yourself on her cock.

your legs start to shake, inner thighs sore from relentlessly pounding your pussy on ellie’s strap. “need help baby?” ellie wraps her arms around your waist, lifting her hips up. she stops her movements, grinning as you whine from sudden lack of friction.

ellie stuffs her cock deep inside you, watching her girth move in and out of you, agonizingly slow. “m-more ellie p-please” you’re whining and she takes it as her cue to vigorously thrust up into you.

“ommm-mm-g-go-god-dduuuhhh” with every slam of ellie’s hips, your moans get louder.

you start cumming all over ellie’s cock, her dark red bush covered in your slick.

your high is dizzying, you open your eyes in a tired, fucked out state to see ellie, again, typing a text on her phone.

she pats your ass, “that was hot baby, but i gotta go.” as you slide yourself off her lap, falling into your seat and pulling your shorts back up, ellie goes to open the car door. “tell your brother you’ll pick up for him more often.” she tuts with a grin.

you feel your whole face start to burn as she slams the door and walks away.

did that just happen?

a/n : hi hi ♡ i’m well aware this isn’t the best , i’ve mentioned i’m struggling to write lately & it shows ! i’m proud of the concept & whatnot , just bad writing gdjdhjsjs . anyways i need to bounce on ellie’s strap rn u don’t understand .

🌙 @whore4abby @enbesbians @hersweetheart 🌙

[attic-club-sandwich]

You made that look so easy.

I'd be stewing on that for hours 😂

-😈

Trust me it wasn't I don't know how i did it 😭

But I think i'm just that down bad for Mams that the other 2 options were (slightly) easy 😂

anyway.

It's my turn.

Fuck/Marry/Kill

Leviathan, Satan, Lucifer

[youremyheaven]

Astrology of Sex: 🥵🔥🍑🍒💦🍆

my asks have been looking thirsty lately and i thought😌its about time i made another post about sex lmfao. MINORS LOOK AWAY AND DNI. NSFW CONTENT BELOW.

We've already discussed a little bit about Yoni animals and sex but I wanted to discuss certain random observations I have made hehe.

Elephant yoni men?? they are THE most sensual lovers??

I think Elephant Yoni (be it Revati or Bharani) creates partners who are extremely sexually passionate. They live to please their partner. Just think about how protective and loving elephants are and now think about how aggressive they can be if they're mad. Elephant yoni men (in my experience 😜) have always been sensual but slightly aggressive but in a good way 😈😈

2. MOON DOMINANT MEN ARE FREAKY NASTY BITCHES, i said what i said

if you've never had sex with a lunar man, WHEWWW them dudes be FREAKZZ, they'll be doing acrobatics with you in bed 😭😭😭idk how to explain it but yk when you're having sex with someone for the first time and you're all polite and semi formal?? wellll lunar men are not gonna be like that. they'll get right to business and fck you like you owe them pu$$y

3. Purvashadha men are kind of sadistic

i mean Hitler had Purvashadha moon, so this is not entirely surprising but Venusian naks are all in some ways cruel and i'd say Purvashadha is the PEAK of this energy

they're selfish, they're extremely hard on themselves, they dont care about others, they're VERY self centred and yes, they fuck in a really brutal way. they'll literally fuck you like you're a whore. aftercare? never heard of her

4. Rat yoni men or men with a small yoni animal in general can fuck for hoursss and not get tired. im talking 4 rounds or 5 rounds

5. Rahuvian men 💀💀will bust in 5 seconds but they'll go crazy with foreplay tho 🥰

6. MARTIAN MEN GIRLLL, they're so rough and live up to all the stereotypes .. like you're NOT making love over here, you're getting FUCKED.

7. I feel like Lunar women are lowkey asexual ,, their sex drives are just ?? occasionally there but often not there. the type to have sex just to please their partner. THIS NEED NOT APPLY TO EVERYONE, PLS DONT COME FOR ME

8. Jupiter dominant men have crazy sexual appetite but either they have really high standards or they fck everything in sight (depends on how much they've emotionally evolved)

[fellshish]

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