#but fr thats looks so good agh the ARMS-

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women indeed

women

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA last post

SON OF A BITCH I KNEW IT

thats beyond creepy. im so happy hes presented in such a horrifying way the way that dorothy fr just brought out a gun as well.. literal queen. shoot this bitch to the ground but it might frame her. agh these kinds of people will honestly never be satisfied. theyll always want more even if they do achieve a level of what they want the person theyre with will forever be haunted by what was done to get it its so messed up. if you really loved your wife you wouldve stopped. anyway THE WAY IT POV SWITCHES?? AFGH anyway holy shit. noel honey sugar gravy my world please are you alright i cant tell if its just stress or something more serious i love how more genuine ashe looks his eyes are less exaggerated and same with his mouth. its nice to see

IS THAT HIS LITTLE SISTER OH GOD HES SUBCONCIOUSLY RELATING HIS LITTLE SISTER TO NOEL’S SITUATION,, ashes caring for noel........... MY HEART. its just really sweet in general when serious stuff isnt happening i really like them

THEY!!!!!!!!! STAR SHAPED CARROTS?? HELPGFHDSFGHDSHFSH THATS SO CUTE,, the thank you ashe with noel....ahgghjhhkjhoihejoieu21o3iu21093u2132 hugs it and keeps it in a little cloud forever this made me way too happy but at the same time kinda sad

seeing ashe’s thoughts >>>>>> i wish we’d see more  he’s pointing this out but he’s not insulting it. more just a mess of feelings i guess I KNOW I SOUND COMPLETELY CALM IN TEXT BUT AGSJFHGDJSHEKJE TJHAT INTERACTION MADE ME SO GIDDY ITS JUST SO,,,,,  ma n THIS IS PROBABLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE CONVERSATIONS TBH :D SEEING ASHE ACT SO,,,,,,, GENUINE?????? AND STUFF WHEN WE HAVENT THE ENTIRE GAME IS JUST NEW BUT THE GOOD KIND OF NEW IM BAD AT EXPLAINING AND REPEAT MYSELF A LOT BUT HRHHRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG rolling around on floor okay back to pointing guns i guess

THE AMPOUNT OF SADNESS I WAS RGHT AWAY PULLED BACK TO DONT DOP THIS TO ME THIS IS SO BAD IM HAPPY SHE GOT TO AT LEAST HUG HIM BEFORE SHE DIED BUT WHATLL HAPPENED TO SIRIUS NOW PLEASE DONT HURT THEM EVEN MORE HTIS IS SO  SIRIUS SEEING ALL OF HIS PARENT FIGURES IN HIS LIFE DIE HES SEEN SO MUCH AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE IM SURPRISED SEEING LADY DOROTHY DIE LIKE THIS DIDNT ABSOLUTELY DESTROY HIM OR LEAVE HIM WITH REALLY BAD ABANDOMNET ISSUES AND SAME WITH LADY DOROTHY TOO SHE WS JUST IN SO MUCH PAIN AT THAT MOMENT BUT DECIDED TO WRAP HER ARM AROUND SIRIUS EVEN STILL IM 

i just put the keysmash through a translator and nothing showed this is so messed up. but i feel bad for the monster in a way. it didnt seem to rip her apart more just consume her or something

SIRIUS. HURT. COMFORT. RIGHT NOW  HE DESERVES SO MUCH LOVE GODDAMNIT NONE OF THIS WAS DESERVED claires horrified blank reaction. yea claire crying. yea so the monster was actually patricia? did they send her down as that? hgjhkg

everybody here gravely needs a hug. like right now. the witchs heart really just drives everybody insane

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE NORMAL AFTER THAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA actually had to step away this is fine wilardo story wilardo story wialrdo sotry

guy has had his antenna since he was born wilardo is so weird,, it reminds me of checkers thanks old man <3 found family real the way they all have these as dreams it must not be nice I REALLY WANNA TASTE ASHE’S COOKING ISTG IT DOESNT HELP IM HUNGRY RN TOO sweets r my favorite thing

[vigilvntes]

hi im ready and here for the ship thing…… i just opened tumblr i am aware this is like 5 mins after you posted🤭🤭 lol anyways ok so

im istp anddddd i prefer being indoors and doing quiet things like reading, gaming etc and i LOOOVE cold/rainy days when u can stay at home and watch all ur fav movies again. i like quiet music like lamp and duster(ew) if thats relevant..??? im super introverted and everyone says im funny so i must be funny right haha…. right…. i also like driving around at night with no actual destination just driving around town then going home. i am sorry if this isn’t enough to go off😭and can i have dc and dano movies pls……. thank u i love ur writing

AGH hi first ship anon let's goooo!!!!

dc: rick flag

LISTEN. this man spends his time surrounded by loud, wacky characters. he probably deals with weird, random bullshit on the daily. it would be a pleasure and privilege for him to come home to someone like you,, someone who doesn't expect him to be this big character who leads the team. he'd LOVE to sit with you and just ,, fucking exist outside of the task force. sitting quietly and reading (probably some government document but !!! it's still reading !!!) with you in a quiet, relaxed environment would definitely give him a sense of normality for once in his fucking life (this man needs a break good lord). and like ,,, imagine him coming home and laying his head in your lap while you play video games and him just making little comments about whatever you're playing like ,, yes 😵‍💫 also kinda hc that he's very good at video games like he'll claim not to be because he doesn't have much time to play but give him the controller and he'll fucking destroy it !!!! like movie days with you would be the best fucking days of his LIFE fr just lazing around and doing NOTHING with you in his arms like ,,, man. he'd love that. he's so used to the crazy, stressful lifestyle and just being allowed to exist and be normal and do quieter things with you would be so good for him !!! and like ,,, this mf must be stressed so like !!! nighttime drives!!! going everywhere and nowhere would be perfect for him!!! he'd definitely just pick up the keys, tell you to put some shoes on and the two of you would be off!!! where?? i don't know and neither does he but he's with you so !!! he doesn't care !!!! also he would find you funny!!!!!

dano movies: klitz

look. you sound cool. so you get klitz. i think the two of you are very similar in personality with both of you being introverted. and like, a lot of klitz's humour comes from his natural reactions to the situations he's put in during the movie,, like he's not INTENTIONALLY funny but the things he says and does are funny. i'm not an introvert myself but i have loads of friends who are and y'all are the funniest mfs ever just because of how you react to things and your little comments get me ROLLING. so yeah ,, klitz is the one for you. the two of you would be the ultimate pairing at a party and i'd love to sit with y'all because it would be SO funny,,, anyway you're cool

yakuza: ichiban

listen i know you don't know yakuza but you're getting a yakuza ship because !!!!! i think you and this dumbass would get on like a house on fire!!! he's ultimate extrovert (just like me fr!!!!) but i feel like the two of you would balance each other out nicely. he's a gamer and a movie enjoyer so !!!!! he'd love to spend all day playing video games and watching movies with you!!! and he'd laugh at all of your jokes or comments!!! he's just a sweetheart and i think you'd get on well

anyway thanks for playing my ship game !!!!!<333

[poems-of-a-lover]

WE'RE BACK BABY. I NEED TO FINISH THIS MOVIE KJAHGKJAHGKJSHLGK

alright peters. breaking in. to connors house. KJHGKJSHGKSJ house? office? office.

OH SHIT HI CONNORS jumpscare

also peters school uses tracks which i dont understand but its whatever

peters asking about lizards and reptiles which isnt obvious at all

this conversation is so. like curt is not hiding anything very well right now. and peters just not saying like anything so he doesn't lead onto anything. smart guy

police timeeee peters now at the station to talk to mr stacy

hes trying to convince this man that this scientist is changing himself into a giant lizard which is the truth cmon it sounds completely bonkers when u hear it

the way he says "he lost one arm and hes trying to grow it back" is the EXACT SAME DELIVERY STYLE as when harry says "you submitted designs for the grid and now you want them back" in the second film and it was completely unintentional and just how they read the lines or something but i make the connection every time i watch these bc theyre so similar and it makes me sad anyway back to the plot

even tho mr stacy acts like he doesnt believe peter he still runs a background check on connors just to be sure and i think thats such a good call sakjfhsjk

WHY IS CURT WORKING IN THE SEWER i know why but its just hilarious still

okay peters in the sewer to catch this lizard guy and hes in this weird intersection thing of the paths and he shot webs into each of the pipes to feel vibrations of each one and now hes chilling in the middle of his web playing bubble blaster jksdhfkjsdf me fr

TINY LIZARDS TINY LIZARDS

ive always wanted to at least like hold a gecko or something NOT THE POINT PETERS BEING KILLED BUT STILL

owwww he just sliced peters chest i have such a low pain tolerance id be sobbing my eyes out dude

peter getting beat to shit then just falling in thru gwens window is so real

this scene is EXACTLY what i mean when i say men covered in blood are attractive. i wanna look like him.

CAPTAIN STACY IS A GOOD DAD AND ILL SAY THIS FOR THE REST OF MY DAYS

"easy, bug boy" "what did you call me?" THEYRE SOOOOO

peters just. argh. the man u are, andrew garfield. he was honestly probably my gay awakening bc jesus christ

oh yeah peter says he created lizard but. all he did was give him the equation bc he thought that he was helping a man grow his arm back. agh.

"its what my father had been working on secretly. now i know why he kept it a secret. JUST U WAIT MR PARKER

okay theyre out on their date i love petergwen

ANYWAY. CONNORS IS GOING INSANE. AND HE KNOWS WHO PETER IS.

"would you give it all up after all you know you can do?" if i had a nickel for every spiderman villain who heard voices in their head encouraging them to do what they do. jesus.

oh yeah. connors shows up to the high school. to kill peter. lovely plan my guy.

peters plan to get him to stop is the whole "look into my eyes doc this isnt u ur better than this" and it is NOT working peter pls just hit the man

GWEN LEAVE GIRLYPOP WHAT ARE U D O I N G

nvm peter throws her out the window shes fine =]

like shes swinging on a web out there still so shes fine but he still threw her out the window

THIS STAN LEE CAMEO IS SO GOOD hes there in the library with headphones on and all we hear is classical music while lizard and peter fight to the death behind him

connors is goneee off he goes back to oscorp

that one shot of flash sitting outside the school alone while everyone else is being tended to makes me so sad

PETER FOUND CONNORS LITTLE SEWER LAB this can only go well

again. if i had a nickel for every time peter found a secret video diary from a man he looked up to explaining their secret works. id have two nickels. (one as of where we are chronologicaly but still. two.)

connors is at oscorp lets see how this goes

okay yeah so essentially he made this formula into a gas that hes gonna spread over the city to turn everyone in nyc into giant lizards

peter says mother hubbard and i love him for this

AND THE POLICE ARE STILL AFTER PETER. LEAVE HIM BE.

like they shot him with a tazer gun and theyre gonna arrest him this is so stupid

but guess what. skjfhksjh peter reveals himself to mr stacy and tells him that gwens at oscorp so he'll let him go (which she is i just forgot to mention that part)

AM I GONNA BE ABLE TO FINISH THIS FILM IN THIS POST. PLEASE.

oh yeah peter still gets shot in the leg either way love that

the fact that connors doesnt attack gwen or anything when shes right there is so interesting. like he just leaves her.

OH OH the guy whose kid was the boy peter saved on the bridge? he works in construction and him and his buddies use cranes to help peter get to oscorp bc hes injured its so incredibly sweet

gwen is so worried about peter that shes like almost in tears telling her dad to make sure hes safe they mean so much to me

okay peter and lizard are fighting. again. its been such a busy day for these two.

not much to say rlly its another fight scene and peters trying to put the antidote into the gas machine thing and lizards trying to stop him

"poor peter parker. no mother, no father, no uncle. all alone." "[INCREDIBLY LOUD GUN COCKING IN THE BACKGROUND FROM MR STACY] hes not alone!"

so yeah mr stacys stabbed but peter gets the antidote in the machine in like the last second so everythings fine

lizards back to being human so thats chill, everyones back to normal, all that stuff shfjksdf again not much to say

stacys dying forgot about him for like a split second sjdhfs theres no way hes getting out of this

"you're gonna make enemies. people will get hurt. sometimes, people closest to you. so i want you to promise me something, okay? leave. gwen. out of it." so guess if peter does that .

AND PETER. PETER DIDNT GET THE CHANCE TO PROMISE IT. BC HE DIED TOO FAST FOR PETER TO RESPOND. SO HE JUST SCREAMS. AGHKSJGHKJHG.

yippee everyones back to normal! also peter gets home. after a citywide evacuation and a monster attack. walks up to may without a word. and hands her a carton of eggs. bc he forgot to get them last time. then just melts into her arms and hugs her like shes all hes got. these two.

he also doesnt publicly go to mr stacys funeral bc he was told to stay away from gwen so he hides on top of a building to watch instead

FLASH WAS AT THE FUNERAL gwen shows up to peters house to ask why he didnt come and he just says that he cant do it. he cant see her anymore. doesnt say why doesnt explain anything doesnt say sorry. just pushes her away completely. bc thats easiest. and then she just "he made you promise, didnt he? to stay away from me? so that id be safe?" no response. she just leaves.

"what a pretty girl." "yeah, thats what uncle ben said." I LOOOOVE HIM AND MAY DUDE

ugh this conversation makes me sooooo emotional

"im just no good for her." "peter parker, if theres one thing you are, its good. and anyone who has a problem with that can talk to me." YESSSS QUEEN I LOVE HER

I FORGOT ABOUT THE GOD DAMN VOICEMAIL FROM BEN FUCKING CHRIST

my senior quote came from this, its "you owe the world your gifts, you just have to figure out how to use them"

PETER AND FLASH ARE FRIENDS NOWWW JSHKJGHSKGJ THEY MEAN SO MUCH TO ME

"dont make promises you cant keep, mr parker" "yeah, but those are the best kind" YIPPEE HIM AND GWEN ARE GONNA BE FINE

END OF THE MOVIEEEEEE WE DID IT. ON TO. MY FAVORITE FILM IN THE WORLD IM SO EXCITED AJKGHKJADHGKLJHALGKHALGJ

nick watches spiderman (cont.)

im gonna make another post bc i have a feeling im close to hitting the text limit on my other one but we're still on the first movie!! im gonna try and get thru this movie soon bc i HAVE to get to the second ones before my demons get me

okay where we are rn ben just died and peters in his evil era tryin to find the guy who did it

like hes just goin up to random dudes and beating them up bc he thinks its The Guy when its not

and every time i watch this movie i forget if they find him or if the plot point is abandoned bc peter has bigger problems by then KJGSHLKGJHSKH guess we'll remember together

peter falls thru a roof and these guys just let him go. like they leave him there. to be fair what were they supposed to do but still.

this is where we get the inspo to make a suit!! he sees a wrestling poster and is like "that could be me =D"

agh i wanna look like him so BAD bro i wish that were me

shoutout to him STEALING FROM OSCORP to make his web fluid thats so funny

this handstand moment is apparently judged by a lot of fans as him becoming spiderman but theyre SO wrong that doesnt happen until later in the film in my opinion

like thats just my opinion but other ppl can be wrong ig /lh

also how did he get this police radio. how do any of the spidermans get their radios. did they take them from officers. can u buy them. whats goin on here.

omggggg its captain stacyyyyy he'll be important later

like. incredibly important. GKJHSGKJSHGKJ we'll get to him in a minute.

"spandex.....spandex.......everything.......spandex......" i love peter so much

HE'S MAKIN THE SUITTTTT HES GOT THE SUIT NOW!!!!! THE SUIT OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!

i love this suit sooooo much its so textured and i love the logo its so fun

this car thief scene is rlly the scene of all time i love it

so many good peter lines from this scene

"seriously? u rlly think im a cop? a cop in a skin tight red and blue suit? yknow, u have got the mind of a true scholar, sir" PETER PLEASE BE NORMAL

this head tilt. the peter head tilt. in this context its kinda menacing but hes so me coded bc i also do the head tilt thing KHGSKJDHGKJ

the first time i saw this scene and for a while after i thought he told the cop "i just TOOK 80% of ur job" after he took the gun but he actually says "i just DID 80% of ur job" bc he webbed the criminal and i was so disappointed bc i rlly thought he was making a solid dig at the police force but hes just being petty KJGHSKJGHKSJ

ugh him talking to may here makes me sooooo sad. "u dont have to wait up for me, yknow" "yes i do" SHE LOVES HER NEPHEW PLEASEEEE

shes so worried for her nephew. seeing him hurt just destroys her. this boy is all she has. she lost her husband, her brother, her sister in law, and seeing her nephew come home at god knows what time just beat up and wounded must be so heartwrenching and she cant do anything bc he wont talk to her. i love tasm may shes so interesting.

"aunt may please, please go to sleep." "i cant sleep! dont u understand? i cant sleep! peter, listen to me. secrets have a cost, theyre not for free. not now, not ever." SOOOOO TRUE QUEEN. I SENSE A THEME.

AND THEN HE JUST WALKS OFF. LEAVES HER THERE. AJHGJSKGJAGFSJHF

oh yeah they're pushing curt to start human trials when they cure isnt ready, oscorp is so incredibly corrupt and its done so well in both films

"people die. even norman osborn." AKJGHKJSAGH SOOOOOO TRUE. YES. I HATE NORMAN SO MUCH.

also sorry for just quoting this movie so much it has so many good lines that i could talk about for the rest of my life

oh yeahhhhh this guy wants to start human trials??? at the veterans hospital?????

ugh theyre talking about plot that we dont learn until like the second film so its not important yet but its such a cool thing later on

PETER AND GWENNNNN I LOVE THEM

she really cares about him and it makes me so happy

shes inviting him to dinner!!!! with her family!!!!! its a family hes never met eating a meal hes never heard of but still its with the girl he really likes so hes gonna just deal with it and show up anyway

ugh normans doing things /neg

hes doing human trials. on himself. lets see how this goes HGKJSDHGKJL

oh hi peter. dinner date time.

he brought gwens mother flowers???? KWHGKSJGHSKJHGK theyre a little messed up bc they were in his bag while he was swinging but still!!! he brought flowers for this girls mom hes so sweet

"you must be peter" "dad this is. peter." thank u gwen

oh yeah i failed to mention that the captain of the police department is gwens dad if u didnt catch that from his last name

curt has his arm back!!! the cure worked!!!! hoping and praying that nothing bad happens and he just gets to live a normal life and be happy from now on

he has to go catch the one guy that i forgot the name of (edit its dr ratha) from going to the veteran hospital but the cure is backfiring so hes like. goin thru it. lizard moment.

anyway peter cant cut fish corrcctly

hes never had a fancy meal like this!! hes a little dumb!!!

uh ohhhh theyre talking about spidermannnnn yikes

this is what it feels like to talk politics with relatives

"if i wanted the car thief off the street, he wouldve been off the street" "so why wasnt he then?" PETER. CHILL. UR TRYING TO DATE HIS DAUGHTER PLS BE NICE

"its called strategy, im sure ur aware of the term strategy? maybe u learned about that in school?" MR STACY U ARE ALSO NOT HELPINGGGG

"i think he stands for what u stand for, sir. protecting innocent people from bad guys." banger line right there skajfhksjd

peter still apologized and said that he didnt mean to insult mr stacy but still ksajdfhkjsd cmon peter be nice

BIG PLOT HOLE HERE. peter webs gwen and pulls her closer and she goes "youre spiderman?" before he kisses her. HE HASNT GOTTEN THAT NAME YET. NO ONES CALLING HIM SPIDERMAN YET. WHERE DID SHE GET THAT.

ugh it gets me every time like where did that come frommmm

peter pulling away completely and turning around when her mother catches them is so funny hes trying to be respectful

uh oh crime time

HE JUST JUMPS OFF THE ROOF. BYE.

so yeah curt connors is now a giant lizard monster thing trying to find dr ratha and?? kill him???? okay yeah kill him he just threw his car off the bridge

peter has this moment of either going after lizard or helping save this mans son and he goes to save the kid and i love peter so much

hes also very very good with kids. he convinces this little boy that his mask has special powers to help the kid get out of the car safe and its so sweet

like this kid is terrified and honestly so is peter but hes staying calm and convincing this kid that this mask will make him stronger so he can save him. THIS is the moment i was talking about. this is when peter becomes spiderman.

the moment he gave that kid back to his father alive and safe is when he became a superhero. thats also when he coins the name. but this exact moment is what made him into the actual hero rather than just having the name. he gets home and he stares at his mask bc now he knows he has an immense responsibility to save peoples lives and keep them safe.

i love this movie

oh yeah mr stacy issued an arrest warrant for spiderman after the bridge attack thats so silly of him.

more petergwen lets goooo

"does it scare you? what you can do?" "no." "...youve got to lay low." "no, cant do that." "youve got to. i mean, why?" "because of last night. those people on the bridge. whatever was attacking them wouldve killed them. so i gotta go after it." "thats not your job." "maybe it is." SUCHHHHH A GOOD CONVERSATION. UGH.

OKAY IM GONNA. LEAVE THIS ONE HERE. ive finally got motivation so im gonna keep it going in a reblog like right away but im gonna stop this post here before it gets too long skjhfksjd