#but for those unfamiliar they are a soft pretzel place and a smoothie place
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thunderheadfred · 10 months ago
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Why would my partner utter such cursed knowledge in the presence of my uterus
#YOU MENTION SIMPLE CARB?!!??#BABY DEMANDS SOFTE BREADY GOODS#YOU WILL BRING TRIBUTE#I don’t know if these companies exist outside the U.S.#but for those unfamiliar they are a soft pretzel place and a smoothie place#both of which have been top pregnancy cravings of mine#sorry my brain is just 95% food thoughts these days#4.9% Astarion#0.1% Dakota language#0% basic common sense and wellbeing
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