#but every time he comes up to tobias like

[kooldewd123]

list of other human inventions I think ax would enjoy:

- lawnmowers. of course, with humanity having much denser cities than andalites, it makes sense to create devices that can capture grass so they can share it with people who have less room to graze. what he doesn't understand is why humanity would invent something like this when they don't even eat grass.

- rubik's cube. stereotypical, i know, but it's too good a mental image to not mention.

- baking soda volcano. he'd have a good laugh at the idea and then when he realizes they're being serious he'd explain that andalite children make, like, nuclear batteries or something in school instead. then he'd try to drink the vinegar.

- those gag glasses that turn your vision sideways or upside down or whatever. he's used to having four eyes, so they don't faze him in the slightest. in fact, he thinks it's amazing that humans invented something like this to overcome their disability of only having two eyes, and he doesn't understand why everyone doesn't carry one around all the time.

- one of those giant jelly belly containers with every single flavor in it. i mean come on, this one's obvious.

- the bible. hear me out on this one: it's the most popular book on the planet. surely that means it would be a great way for him to learn about human culture (he thinks). of course, without context, he just ends up even more confused than before, but at least there are a lot of old-timey words in there that are fun to say. like "parable." or "byzantium."

[jewishpangolin]

#bonus idea that doesn't make it into the post:#he asks cassie for a birdwatching guidebook because he thinks it'll be a good bonding activity with his shorm#but every time he comes up to tobias like <i saw a cooper's hawk in the forest today :)>#tobias just starts complaining about all the other birds#<yeah that bastard's been scaring away all the mice. i haven't had a decent meal all week>#unfortunately i don't think it's quite in character for ax to get into birdwatching#but i needed to get that scene out of my head

list of other human inventions I think ax would enjoy:

- lawnmowers. of course, with humanity having much denser cities than andalites, it makes sense to create devices that can capture grass so they can share it with people who have less room to graze. what he doesn't understand is why humanity would invent something like this when they don't even eat grass.

- rubik's cube. stereotypical, i know, but it's too good a mental image to not mention.

- baking soda volcano. he'd have a good laugh at the idea and then when he realizes they're being serious he'd explain that andalite children make, like, nuclear batteries or something in school instead. then he'd try to drink the vinegar.

- those gag glasses that turn your vision sideways or upside down or whatever. he's used to having four eyes, so they don't faze him in the slightest. in fact, he thinks it's amazing that humans invented something like this to overcome their disability of only having two eyes, and he doesn't understand why everyone doesn't carry one around all the time.

- one of those giant jelly belly containers with every single flavor in it. i mean come on, this one's obvious.

- the bible. hear me out on this one: it's the most popular book on the planet. surely that means it would be a great way for him to learn about human culture (he thinks). of course, without context, he just ends up even more confused than before, but at least there are a lot of old-timey words in there that are fun to say. like "parable." or "byzantium."