#but eh who gaf

[hyperlaser]

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ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛs ᴏɴ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴛᴀʀɢᴇᴛᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴋᴀᴛᴀɴᴀ ᴏɴ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴘʜɪɢʜᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜᴇ's ɴᴏᴛ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ ?

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fuck that guy.

[cent-scratchnsniff]

hoptal

[javierduffy]

self insert stuff

basic info + awful silly sketchbook stuff under the cut :3

[crow-man9000]

coach z coach z 1 2 1 2!!!!

[linkneol091]

Some doodles of petermj in my spider man au x jojo ( this petermj are so different from ogs that they’re their own characters at this point)

[puumaja]

your misogyny was shining calling her "sweetheart." women aren't sugar, spice, and everything nice, pink, frills, caring, domestic. kys

cant even say sweetheart anymore... because of woke...

[wedbetter]

my best tip btw if any of you gaf. is uh laying on your back. bend your knee tightly and use the sole of your foot to hold in your vibrator. also okay real talk who else is like addicted to the slightly ticklish super horny feeling of light vibration against the sole of your foot. like is this bc i have oddly intense erogenous foot feelings or is this standard for everyone. is my foot thing part of it. am i just rambling for so long this post is a waste of time. maybe so..

[allpromarlo]

me when i did one pull on my 2nd acc out of pure boredom and ended up pulling tribbie

[martitheevans]

Nothing more humbling than drinking too much and being sick

[lexydakitten]

its a sandwing :D

Mostly yellow hivewing with a tail stinger in the scorpion den wearing a big cloak and pretending they are a sandwing. End of post

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[humanmorph]

today i caved and turned on both the unlimited stamina AND invincibility mode for tunic because i got sick of being stuck. if theres an option for this in the menu under accessability youre damn right ill just do that

[flowersintheimpala69]

Not to be a hater but I can not STAND when people give characters internalized homophobia for plot or whatever especially when it’s so ooc.

Like Will does NOT care that he’s in love with Hannibal (a man) I think he’s actually more preoccupied with the CANNIBAL thing.

Crowley and Aziraphale are literally billion years old genderless beings. I’m sure they do not care or worry about them being queer. In fact the demon vs angel thing is DEFINITELY more pressing.

Also with destiel I can see Dean having internalized issues cuz toxic masculinity and all that but cas would not care. He’s an angel. He transcends gender. He doesn’t have a strict option of sexuality.

Newtmas too. Like. They sorta have more pressing issues yall.

Satosugu as well. Like I GUESS it’s plausible cuz it’s Japan and like they were in school in the 2000s but also like. There are so much more interesting things to write for them that internalized homophobia is like. Eh.

Okay sorry ranting but I keep seeing “why not?… I wish u were a girl” videos on TikTok with characters who would NOT gaf and I feel like there are better ways to add angst that aren’t like. Queer trauma porn.

[your-nanas-house]

what if the reader is a spy inside the blinders and has been doing a really good job of keeping a secret and just BARELY slips. tommy finds out. is impressed so they hookup like he doesn’t gaf😭

Took me a moment to find a fitting plot, hope you will like it!! 💗

A juicy bad apple

◇ Pairing: Thomas Shelby x Spy!reader

◇ Warnings: angst, anger, lust, SMUT, denied orgasm, rough sex, Tommy using Y/n's cunt, cold/mean Tommy

◇ Summary: Tommy finds out who the bad apple in his business was

◇ Note: Sorry for the mistakes and the English. Thank you @mrkdvidal1989 for your advice!

Tommy was sitting at his desk, his head low and his eyes focused on his papers as his hand kept writing down, when Y/n walked in just like he asked her to.

There was silence, she had knocked two times before his low voice allowed her to walk in, his eyes glued on the papers as soon as he glanced at her, moving his hand gesturing her to sit down on the guest chairs.

So she did, she walked carefully there and sat down, as she simply waited to finally know the reason because her boss wanted her there; her eyes kept following his movements even when he simply took a cigarette from its box and placed it between his lips, letting it hang lazily before lighting it to take a few long pulls.

He rested slowly against the chair back, blowing slowly out the smoke in an almost hypnotic way, his eyes finally stopping on her.

"I bet— you know how Peaky Blinders was formed and…after all the time you've worked for us, I bet you know all too well our dynamics and how we deal with things" Tommy started, eyeing her up and down, humming as she nodded to let him continue

"There have been... issues within the Peaky Blinders. We heard word that there may be traitors among us, some who wish to undermine us and cut off our roots— I never thought we'd have moles within our ranks, but it seems there are always a few bad apples and I will see to it personally to weed them out" he continued, his eyes staring intently at Y/n who was looking back at him, listening at every word he was saying

"After all....family is important, and it is what we are built on. Family means everything, eh".

Thomas words kept swirling inside of Y/n's head, she knew that she was hiding something and she had this bad feeling that kept telling her than Thomas knew it too, she didn't had proofs so she had to keep her act going and don't break under his icy stare.

"I'm not sure why you are talking with me about this, Mr Shelby" Y/n replied, watching him blow out the smoke from his nostrils before replying with a teasing smirk on his handsome face

"why not?" he simply said, getting carefully up to be able to stand now in front of his desk and lean against it, his eyes never leaving her.

Tommy could clearly see the tension in her body, which betrayed her for a split moment, before she managed to hide it behind her mask again, her jaw tightly closed.

When he opened his mouth again, his tone was low, almost teasing but still firm and dominant

"Is there something you want to tell me, luv. Perhaps something you've been keeping from me? Or maybe you are indeed as innocent as you seem, eh?" the gangster murmured the last part as he approached her sitting form, allowing his hand to grip her chin softly, stroking in slow motions her skin

"I don't know what you're talking about, sir—" Y/n quickly replied, playing dumb, making Tommy smirk, a hint of amusement in his icy cold eyes.

He moved slowly away, circling her as if he was a predator and she was his prey, his hands caressing the fabric of the chair Y/n was sitting on

"Your eyes betray you, luv" he simply said, causing a reaction out of Y/n who was more than aware of her leak of ability of hiding her emotion from her eyes.

She quickly got up, attempting to leave the room after whispering under her breath "Fuck—" Thomas reflects where faster though, his rough hand grabbed her shoulder pulling her in a sitting position again, there wasn't anger in his eyes but more like amusement.

Not that Y/n could know since he was standing behind her.

"Where do you think you're going?" his voice brushed her ear shell, making her body go still in fear

"Mr Shelby—" she tried, her heart beating fast against her chest, if there was someone she didn't want to face it was Thomas Shelby.

His grip on her shoulder tightened a bit, making her flinch, his breath was warm against the back of her neck and his voice got lower sending shivers down her spine

"Let me ask you a question, luv...Are you my little problem? The bad apple I need to take care of?" he asked softly, knowing already the answer for his question, which didn't came since Y/n was too afraid to say it out loud, fearing the consequences of her actions.

Thomas made her stand up as he continued to surround her while he walked, his eyes staying on her body and face the whole time, his breath getting heavier while his mind wandered at taboo scenarios

"You know what we usually say?" he murmured, standing again behind her, taking a step forward so that their bodies were pressed together and she could feel something poking her from behind— probably his gun she thought.

"Don't fuck with the Peaky Blinders" Tommy replied to his own question, his breath getting heavier against the back of her neck

"Guess that we can make an exception, eh" he murmured with a raspy voice, pushing her down on his desk, her face pressed hard just like her body against the wooden surface

"It's yer lucky day, luv. You really impressed me with your antics and it would be really a waste to get ride of a pretty face like yours, am I right?" he murmured as he unbuckled his pants, doing a quick job to open them and free his leaking cock.

The tension in the room was palpable, Tommy hunger was nearly suffocating while Y/n fear started to turn into arousal.

A small whimper left Y/n's mouth as soon as Tommy pushed her back down after she tried to peak at what he was doing, earning a harsh slap on her ass

"I really feel like rewarding you, luv, after all you have done for us even if you were working for someone else— but I have to punish you too, can't leave yer go like this without doing anything, right? I have a reputation after all" he murmured in her ear as he worked on her skirt and underwear, pulling them both down to expose her sex to him.

The young woman let out a small whimper, taking a deep breath at the sound of Tommy using his big hand to pump his hard cock a couple of time, opening her pussy with his thick fingers before spitting on it so that he could now thrust his leaking cock inside

"You like this deal? You take the punishment and I keep an eye on you but you can keep working for us, or better for me now on, luv. Yes?" he asked, rubbing the tip of his cock against her folds, lining it with her entrance— thrusting only in when she agreed.

His thrust was rough and harsh, just like the other ones that came after it— he was holding her hips as he kept fucking her with no care, ignoring her whimpers and whines, just focusing on reaching his own peak.

"So fucking tight, luv" he praised between clenched teeth, pulling nearly out completely before thrusting back in, letting all his frustration and anger leave his whole body like that.

"Fuck— Taking me so well" he murmured again, biting harshly the skin of her shoulder blade as he continued to thrust, reaching slowly his climax.

His breath getting heavier and heavier as more moan and grunts left his mouth till he finally pulled out to stroke it and shoot his load on her back with a long sigh of pleasure, his body shaking and finally relaxing.

Thomas caught his breath before slapping her right ass cheek to make her move from his desk, fixing his pants before sitting back at on his chair, ready to continue with his work

"Go clean yourself, I will expect you tomorrow in my office at the same time".

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[untoldstar]

gn! vampire x gn! reader who doesn’t gaf

Vampire who’s honestly sick of humans at this point.

An encounter with a human is just insulting to them. They’re a bloodthirsty predator who have been feared for centuries and now when they corner someone to drink their blood instead of a look of fear they get..pure delight?!

Peoples minds have been so washed by movies that they have lost any sense of self preservation. Instead of screaming for help they get giddy and excited. They’ve even encountered one person who purposed an arrangement of combining sex and feeding.

They obviously killed them after that and they didn’t even get their fill. After hearing such a thing you kind of lose your appetite.

One night they stumbled across you. Walking all along in the dead of night. No passing cars no witnesses..it’s almost too easy.

Eh they’ll try their luck. If you turn out to be annoying they’ll just snap your neck.

They drop down on you and corner you in an alley way smirking when they hear your heartbeat picking up. They force your head to the side and bare their fangs, their breath a chill fanning across your exposed neck.

“Silly human..Wandering around so helplessly, it’s almost as if you want me to feast on you.” They pause waiting for the usual breathy excited response.

They’ve come across people who go to deserted areas late at night on purpose hoping to stumble upon a hungry vampire. Those idiots don’t realize there could be humans who are far- far worse than vampires lurking in the darkness.

You sigh and their ears ache as they remember all the responses they’ve gotten over the last decades

“Can you not? I literally just got laid off my job. On a night shift too! Couldn’t fire me before I spent an entire night there?” You huff “I just really can’t do this tonight.”

Their eyes widen and they whip their head up with complete bewilderment all over their face “..What did you just say?!” That..was the last thing they were expecting to hear from a human.

Yes they always expect the usual excited responses. Of course there’s the terrified ones and even though they’re few and far between that doesn’t mean they’re completely crossed off the equation. But this..whatever it is you’re doing right now they weren’t expecting it.

What they didn’t know is that similar to themselves you were honestly done with the bullshit of everything. You couldn’t give a single shit what happens to you anymore. The economy sucks, the planet is dying, people have become desensitized and apathetic. Honestly either you go first or the planet does whichever goes quick.

But tonight was just really not it.

You wince “Also, I wouldn’t recommend my blood.” Valerians frown only deepens “My bloodwork is terrible. Honestly, I think it would have the opposite effect on you, I’m only saying this for your safety.” Valerian hisses “My safety- What are you blabbing about human?” They sneer “My immortality does not mean I am patient.” You huff and look around before going to pull your phone out of your pocket “Wanna reschedule?”

Valerian have never had an encounter as strange as as this one. How refreshing~ Perhaps they’ll run into you again, until then..they have to find their next meal.

part 2

How valerian was looking at reader the entire conversation:

[unnamed-proxy]

Peak into my ramblings

The poppy playtime brainrot is hitting so hard today hold me back hold me back HOLD ME BACK-

[manic-sapphic]

ok so, been wanting to mention -

catra's ears. omfg. who doesn't love em? i mean, i'm sure some people don't, but i've never talked to em rofl cause tbh, i'd prob rather not -

i would need to do a rewatch in full & pay close attention to say for sure, but i'm fairly certain, much like the addition of melog, s5 puts catra's true feelings on blast w her sweet lil ear cat-reacts more than the first 4 seasons combined.

the ears drooping -

the ears perking up -

wtf lol - cut it out!

she got rid of her kinda youthful lil hackles (that she'd had since the earliest years we see her in their childhood memories) after shadow weaver conned catra while they were in her jail cell - catra visiting her, & sw sorta twirling one of the cute lil tufts near her hackle hair -

hoping to manipulate catra into doing what sw wanted her to by this alignment deadline... & i think she spends s1-4 actively suppressing her cute cat-ear-reacts cause of the the way they'd give away her feels. but by s5 after prime? :/ pretty kitty can't help it; she's too traumatized to walk around w any kinda façade anymore.

and of course, catra had already done what sw asked of her. but honestly, i hate any comparison that likens sw to being catra's "mother" cause that would make her adora's too & i've seen antis hitch their argument against them on this insane idea that it somehow makes their relationship incestual (are u fucking kidding me?)

and eh - sw simply just isn't a mother. like, never was for either of them. they were not daughters. they were pawns.

sw was a caretaker at most, and hordak straight up calls adora & catra both sw's "wards" - look up the definition if you need to, but it sooo does not imply motherhood in the slightest. "mom stuff" is the most sw ever did, & all that was just the middle of a venn diagram where some qualities in a military guardian and a mother might overlap. which may make her the closest thing they knew to some sort of parent growing up - but angella was more a mother to adora in her short time around her than sw ever was.

cause teaching someone how to tie their shoes doesn't make one a mom. anyway...

catra leaves the cell smiling, and sw turns to her tray of slop food and gasps -

cause she told catra she was tired and to "come back later" (knowing she absolutely would) but has now seen - that cat don't needa come back. and sw did not gaf if catra did.

ever. and i mean like - ever.

fuck off forever, shadow weaver.