#but e/R is THE capital-R-Romantic tragedy

[tragic-ships-tournament]

this propaganda is just in the tags because it was too big to screenshot on my end

Tragic Ships Tournament Round 3

Propaganda under the cut!

Tenrose:

"Oh my god they're so. ugh. they mean literally everything to me. From the wiki: 'They frequently bring out the best in each other, supporting and uplifting the other person, comforting them, and sometimes just acting totally giddy to be in each other's presence. They both display their trust in the other person's capabilities on numerous occasions, and seem uncommonly matched.' HOW CUTE IS THAT 😭😭😭😭 . BRO HE LITERALLY SAYS I LOVE YOU TO HER AND THEN FLIES AWAY. OH MY GOD. BEING THE DOCTOR PREVENTS HIM FROM MAKING ACTUAL CONNECTION BUT THAT DOESNT STOP MY BOI. OGH AND ALSO " “I made my choice a long time ago. I'm never gonna leave you.” ROSE WTF"

Enjoltaire:

"Okay so the whole thing with them is that Enjolras is like the leader of the Les Amis; he believes in the revolution in his heart and soul and his being. He is a shining beacon of hope like Victor Hugo calls him Apollo in the book. He believes in freedom and in the future and that beyond the barricade, there's a new tomorrow waiting for them. Grantaire, on the other hand, doesn't believe in anything. He's a drunk and a cynic and he doesn't believe in that new tomorrow. If nothing had something to offer, Grantaire would stop believing in nothing. When he offers to do something to help the Les Amis, he gets distracted and drunk and I think he ends up playing dominoes? It might have been cards. Anyway, that's Grantaire. BUT Grantaire believes in ONE thing. And that ONE thing is ENJOLRAS. No matter how cynical and pessimistic Grantaire is, he believes in Enjolras. If Enjolras is Apollo, Grantaire is Icarus flying ever closer to him. And then at the end. When their revolution has failed and they are facing down the barrel of guns. Grantaire gets up and stands next to Enjolras and asks if he can hold his hand so that they can die together, and they do. It's heartbreaking and heart wrenching and Icarus brings the sun down with him as he falls."

[alsjeblieft-zeg]

109 of 2022

ABC Survey

A What’s your age?

32.

Are you planning on seeing Alvin and the chipmunks in theaters?

I’m not planning on anything movie-related, but something tells me that this survey is outdated.

Do you know anyone who has a birthday in April?

Quite a few of people.

B Do you have any brothers? If so, what are their names?

I don’t have brothers, although I wish I had an older brother.

What day of the week were you born?

Wednesday.

What letter of the alphabet does your name start with?

J.

C Have you ever been caught doing something sexual?

No.

Ever had a run-in with the cops?

Neither.

What kind of car do you drive? If you don’t have your own car, what is your dream car?

Renault Clio.

D Last time you got detention?

Never?

What color will your wedding dress be?

I’m a man, are women the only people who can take surveys? Besides, I’m already married anyway.

What day of the week is it?

Thursday.

E Did you vote in the last election?

It’s mandatory to vote in my country, so I had no choice.

Is there someone who means everything to you?

Yeah, my husband.

Do you ever used the word ‘epic’?

Not in speech, and this question has a weird syntax.

F Do you say ‘fuck’ a lot?

I do, but in Dutch.

Who is your best friend?

My husband and some others.

Ever thought you would be with someone forever?

It’s likely on my side, I’m more loyal than people around seem to be.

G What is your grandma’s name?

One was Sofie, the other is Stephanie.

What grades did you get in middle school?

Average because there were some really boring subjects.

Would you ever dye your hair green?

I did several times, no problem.

H Ever rode a horse?

No, and honestly, I’m not interested.

How many hours do you work a week?

40, but currently I’m on a sick note.

How often do you smoke?

Never did in my life.

I Favorite ice cream flavor?

Boring questioon, pass.

Do you like ice skating?

No, I hate it.

Do you like the way Ivy looks?

Who on earth is Ivy??

J Did you join any clubs in high school?

Some of drawing, it was fun.

Do you know anyone with a jeep?

Not in person.

Do you like the name Jack?

There are worse tragedies.

K Do you knock on the door or ring the doorbell?

Only idiots knock if there’s a doorbell, unless it doesn’t work.

Last time you used a knife?

Today, to open the package.

Ever kicked a guy in the balls?

Sure, because I know how it hurts.

L Ever been in love?

Twice, but was it romantic? I can’t tell.

Is there someone you’re lusting after currently?

Lust doesn’t exist in my dictionary.

Do you care about looks?

No. I love it when a man has beautiful eyes, but there’s personality that decides if I like him or not. If I like his personality, then he’s beautiful to me, no matter how he looks like.

M Last person you were mad at?

I don’t remember.

Do you like the misfits?

Isn’t it a band? I’m pretty sure their name is written in capitals.

Give us a meaningful quote:

I’m not a quote collector.

N   What’s one thing you’ve never done but would like to try?

Play the violin, but it requires two good hands.

What’s one thing you need to do?

Rehabilitation of my hand.

Do you like day or night better?

Days, especially nmornings.

O   Do you like Opera music?

I don’t mind, but I wouldn’t choose it.

Do you like oranges?

No, but I like orange juice.

Do you open up easily to new people?

No. It’s typical for my nation not to open up to others.

P Do you pee in the shower?

I’m pretty sure lots of people do, but no one talks about it.

Do you like the name Penelope?

It’s not bad.

Ever had a panic attack?

Twice or so.

Q How quick can you type?

Now quite slowly, because my left hand has limited range of movements, particularly in fingers.

Can you be quiet for the entire day?

Typically when I’m alone.

Do you ever replace G’s with Q’s?

Does anyone do that?

R Are you in a relationship? If not, do you want to?

I’m married.

How old do you look and how old are you really?

People usually give me anything from 20 to 25, and I’m 32.

How fast can you run?

I don’t run, I was paralysed once.

S What’s one stereotype people always assume about you?

That I’ve only had good grades in school.

Ever had sex?

Unfortunately more than once.

Stupidest person you know?

You want a list? Give me your email.

T Favorite TV show?

I don’t have particular favourites. I will watch any, as long as it’s not overly romantic.

What time does school start for you?

I don’t go to school.

Do you have any hidden talents?

Probably, but how do I know when they are hidden?

U Is your dress style normal or unusual?

Rather unusual, even though I mostly wear hoodies.

Do you type ‘u’ or ‘you’?

U is formal you in Dutch, so I do type it in official emails.

What color is your underwear?

Black or so.

V What are you doing for Valentine’s Day?

Nothing, it’s a day like every other day.

Do you ever do the ‘V for victory’ or peace sign in pictures?

No, it’s childish.

What are you very excited for?

Seeing the man I like, hopefully tomorrow or so.

W Do you approve of war?

Does anyone approve of that?

Do you own any weapons?

Do kitchen knives count?

What’s your mom’s name?

Ellen.

X Do you know what the word Xanthous means?

Probably geel. Yellow.

Do you know anyone named Xavier?

A few people. One is a French man who used to work with us, one is my friend’s teenage son, and the other few I don’t remember.

What is your favorite XXX site?

Porn is boring like hell. I can’t bring myself to watch it, even for lolz, because I cringe sooner or later.

Y What’s your name?

Joeri, nice to meet you.

Do you drink orange juice?

I do sometimes.

Why did you last yell at someone?

I don’t yell.

Z Do you have any zits?

Not at the moment.

Do you know anyone named Zack?

No.

Last time you were at a zoo?

30 years ago.