#but dress them up in something better than puma though since puma is baaaaaad

[demibussie-too]

You know about the feud at Herzogenaurach in Bavaria? The 2 brothers Adolf and Rudolf Dassler made shoes there. One was a hardcore nazi (Rudolf) and the other was no less a nazi but much less enthusiastic. They got in a bad fight during the war because Adi may or may not have called his brother a filthy bastard while they were holeing down in a bunker during an Ally bombing.

Well, they split their factory and each of them took their business apart. Rudolf started Ruda (short for RUdolf DAssler, later renamed Puma) and Adi started Adidas (a somewhat similar name coining method). As business grew, employees of both rival companies took the rivalry to the streets: you wouldn't associate with a Puma gal if you were an Adidas guy.

Well, you won't see me wearing Puma or Ruda.

Anyways that's just an introduction to this meme i made, thanks for listening to my infodump.