#but dealing with a car dealership is making my brain short circuit

[captain-lonagan]

people are like

if you arent super nice we'll kill you quickly and the only warning is we'll glare at you, glaring is when our eyes do a Thing and sometimes we frown too but it looks different on everyone. if you dont get really good at guessing what anger or annoyance looks like on people, we'll kill you. you need to be so nice and calm, you need to say the right thing at the right time or we'll kill you. you need to smile more but not like that, that looks weird. we dont tell you what the right thing to say is, you need to look inward to find that. why arent you looking me in the eye. why are you looking me in the eye. dont look away from me when im talking to you. you need to be more nice. you need to be less of a push over. you need to be assertive. you need to be more aware of other people's feelings. you talk a lot. why did you get quiet? i didnt mind you were talking. why didnt you read the room about what was annoying me about your behavior? this is my annoyed expression. this isnt my annoyed expression. i dont like the tapping sound when your foot moves like that. its rude to ask someone to chew with their mouth closed if you dont like the sound.

and i mean what the fuck is going on