#but chuuya also has an iron grip so prying his arms off takes effort

[anticidic]

Dazai and Chuuya sleeping in the same bed is such a funny concept to me because they'd terrorize each other so badly until someone took the couch

we have Dazai: chronic insomnia, needs his eyemasks, the room has to be totally, completely pitch dark or else he can't sleep, and he's a light sleeper

then we have Chuuya: hogs the bed, wiggles a lot and thrashes in his sleep, snores, likely to accidentally slap or kick Dazai in his sleep. or even just straight up bullies Dazai out of bed by rolling over onto him

Dazai would now need earplugs, he'd probably wake up for the fifth time in a night frustrated and reach over to plug Chuuya's nose so he's startled awake, a few pillows get tossed at each other