#but ben would rather dive headfirst into a tank of sharks tyvm

[honorhearted]

kiss richard woodhull or bradford

Go on anon and suggest someone for my muse to kiss, and see their reaction! Or give them two names and ask who they’d rather kiss! / @bonnie-barstow-of-flag

To say that Ben was unamused was an understatement; he was downright severe as a he glowered at her, a hint of agitation shining behind his tired blue eyes. "It's a rather vexing question," he grumbled, "and one that I don't think deserves an answer. Unless you'd enjoy a comparison of how both men are utter asses in their own right?"

What was she thinking? Even if this was merely a game, it certainly wasn't funny.

"An old goat and a t.reasonous snake are not part of my romantic repertoire," he grumbled. "To be frank, I would rather tongue-kiss a vat of boiling tar than ever give in to either option."