#but because he just is so earnest and cares SO MUCH about omega obi-wan it makes him ridiculous

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(1/2) i've had this really specific scene in my head that takes place in an omegaverse canon au and i'm sharing it with you in the hopes you like it as much as i do. but basically alpha!anakin and omega!obi-wan, only anakin doesn't realize obi-wan is an omega. obi-wan has been on suppressants for ages, after all, and is very good at suppressing his instincts. but this isn't stopping anakin from being just. stupid in love with him.

(2/2) obi-wan is completely oblivious, but anakin is in their quarters reading, like. guides on alpha/alpha and alpha/beta relationships and courting rituals and overall just doing the Most because he does Not care what obi-wan's secondary gender is (because obi-wan is His no matter what) but he Does care about presenting himself as the best possible mate. meanwhile obi-wan is finding all this research strewn about and he's like huh. padme's an alpha, is anakin trying to impress her?

Honestly I do love stories where Obi-Wan is an omega and hides it for some reason (guilty pleasure is that he was beta/unpresented until Qui-Gon dies and he has to take care of Anakin) so Anakin doesn’t know and is completely blindsided and has no idea what to do with his suddenly omega master.

Especially if he’s already made peace with the fact that he’s in love with someone whose designation doesn’t match his. Even if no other beta or alpha turns his head, he’s really and completely in love with Obi-Wan. So love that part!!!

Also imagine that same dynamic and alpha/beta relationships are actually pretty common on Stewjon because omegas are rare, so Anakin reads that and is like “oh look at all these courting practices from his home planet he will definitely recognize my interest if I present him with a Folack leaf in the light of the full moon!!” and Obi-Wan (woken up in the middle of the night by his enthusiastic former padawan and grouchy about it) is like “anakin what the fuck”

(Both the Folack leaf and the alpha wilts a bit at this)

(But the alpha rallies at least)

I do adore miscommunication like this (the kind where nothing was communicated in the first place), but god I feel like there has to be some sort of resolution where Obi-Wan gives anakin his blessing to search for his mate (that they’re both convinced he’s already found) outside of the Order with whoever he wants, another alpha or a beta, and do whatever makes him happiest, he has obi-wan’s permission

And anakin takes that as permission to try and bite obi-wan, to which obi-wan rears because because what the fuck!!! He meant another alpha or beta??? And anakin is like yeah!!! You!!!

And obi-wan splutters out “???? But I’m an omega???!!!” And anakin takes like 2 minutes to reboot but when he does he’s like “OMG!!! I’ve been doing the wrong research!!!! I don’t know the first thing about courting omegas!!!! I harvested SO MANY FOLACK LEAVES THEYRE USELESS NOW I GOTTA GO RESEARCH” and takes off to the archives