#but at the same time being fucked up physically and emotionally from q sam and wil

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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT WREN AND WILBUR'S DYNAMIC!!!!!!!!

Agsibwisjakshi I want to know more please!!!!

HDJSJSSKSK OKAY OKAY— spoilers for Penpal below and warning it’s… fucked up a bit? I think? (Nothing too far but it’s Wilbur-)

So Wren meets Wil at some point. Actually in the chapter I’m writing she almost goes to his limbo and Schlatt stops her since he knows that Wilbur really isn’t the best person to be around from personal experience. So she doesn’t see him but her and Schlatt have a tense conversation about it :3

But because god (XD) think he’s hilarious at some point during Wren and Dream’s unethical experimentation she does meet Wilbur! And uh— it’s something!

Wilbur can already tell she’s something else- but he doesn’t know how close she is too Dream and Schlatt. So when he sees a new face he’s distant but very intrigued. But the more she talks and explains he puts the pieces together and gets fully unhinged about it.

On one hand, he’s fuckin livid as all hell that she’s associating herself with Schlatt and how Dream is focusing on her being revived over and over again instead of being the one coming back

On the other hand- she has direct contact with Dream, and he can use that

he hides that bitterness and befriends her—

So their dynamic would be.. really bad tbh.

The entire time she’s there in his limbo he’s very patronizing to her to tell Dream to bring him back, and she denies him at first and he gets a bit more… forceful. And he tells her everything that Dream did— from his point of view of course- and is basically like “listen you WILL help me or every time you come back here I will make it worse but hey we’re friends now right :)”

He’s basically using any weak point she has and making her feel very vulnerable- and that’s only their FIRST meeting

She does meet him again, and he’s true to his word on what he does and goes as far as to make sure she doesn’t get pulled back to her body when Dream revives her after a few times

So she stays in limbo for like three days irl time when that happens and Dream gets even more fucked up from that since he thinks he truly went too far with the revival this time.

It’s really not a pleasant experience but Wilbur desperately wants out and he doesn’t really know (or believe) that Dream doesn’t have much capability to revive Wilbur back or if he does it might be… different since he’s in another dimension.

But yeah very toxic! Very toxic friendship and Wren does get fucked up from it

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SFW  alphabet - Gabriel (Supernatural)

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Gabe’s a sweetheart, never ashamed to show you how much he cares for you, even with the Winchesters and their disapproving looks are around. He shows affection through a mix of hugs, little gifts and little nicknames he gives you, but the main one is the hugs, PDA clearly not an issue in his mind. Whenever he’s around, there were hugs, arms wrapped around you from behind with his head resting on your shoulder while you’re doing research for Dean, waiting in bed with open arms for you to collapse into after a long day, and throwing himself at you and never wanting to let go after a long hunt, really anything where he can be holding you.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Gabriel doesn’t have many close friends, finding the actions of a trickster tend to drive people away more often than drawing them closer, but the friends he does have he holds dear to heart, struggling to express his affection for them but feeling it very strongly.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Gabe LIVES for cuddles, he wants to be snuggled up to his s/o whenever possible. He can have a tough exterior when he needs to, but when he’s alone with the one he loves all he wants to do is wrap his arms around you and cuddle, wings tucking themselves around you. 

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

In the back of his mind Gabe knows he wants to settle down with the one he loves, but he also knows that with his being an archangel and your line of work it would put the two of you in danger, so he happily settles with a non-domestic relationship

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

He would be holding back tears as he spoke, knowing it would be best to end things in person instead of hiding behind a phone screen. He doesn’t want to break up, desperately longing to stay with you but knowing you would be safer without such an intimate connection with an archangel, and all he wants to do is protect you. He loves you, so he had to let you go, holding himself together until you had gone, only then would he break down in tears.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Gabriel didn’t see the point in such things before meeting you, not understanding why anyone would choose commitment over hook ups, but once you came into his life all that changed. He knew long before you started dating that if he had the choice between committing to you and a lifetime of one night stands, he would choose you without hesitation, and once the two of you were dating, he was sure you were the one he would want to marry. He knew of course that marrying you would be difficult and out you at more risk than he was willing to allow, so he settled happily with dating.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)\

Gabe’s the most gentle being on the planet when he’s around you, giving you nothing but love and affection, but when something happens to you, even something as little as Dean lashing out at you in frustration over a hunt, he goes dark fast. When Gabriel's protecting you, he’s mad, and when he’s mad, he’s goddamn intimidating. He doesn’t get physical unless absolutely necessary, instead favoring to shout at whoever hurt you until he feels that he got his point across. 

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Like cuddles, Gabriel goes batshit for hugs. He always wants his arms to be wrapped around you, his wings sometimes coming to curl around you to join in the moment, his heart swelling every time you smile against his shoulder or lean into the embrace, and loving it the most when you’re the one to throw your arms around his neck, pulling him into a tight hug and pressing your lips to his own.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

He didn’t think much of it the first time he said he loved you, having known his love for you from the day you met and wanting to express it in as many ways as he can. Gabe was planning on telling you after a romantic night out, hoping that it would be the perfect end to the perfect night, but instead it slipped out one evening after a hunt. The two of you were snuggled up to each other on a creaky old motel bed, cracking jokes about the x files rerun playing on tv at the time. You had said something particularly funny, and Gabe had thrown his head back in laughter, arm wrapping around your shoulder and pulling your body to his side with a chuckle of “lordy i love you, sugar”. You had pulled back in surprise, and Gabriel realized what he said, anxiety flooding his chest in the moment of silence, that luckily was broken as a huge smile crossed your face and you launched yourself upwards to meet his lips in a kiss, interrupted only by a mumble of  “I love you too” 

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

He avoids acting like the typical jealous boyfriend who doesn’t let his partner spend time around other guys, instead being happy for your relationships with your friends and understanding that you occasionally had to flirt your way out of a bad situation, but he can’t help feeling more than a little jealous when he sees people come up and blatantly hit on you at the bar, always stepping in at the slightest hint of discomfort on your face

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Gabriel loves to kiss you, with him, each hug came with a kiss, sometimes a soft peck on your cheek, sometimes little kisses along your neck, anything to make you giggle. His favorite was the slow, loving makeout sessions you had sometimes, the ones that didn’t lead to sex, but instead was a silent way of saying i love you, the type of kiss you could pour all your emotions into

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Gabe’s pretty impartial with kids, neither liking nor disliking their company, but doesn't like the idea of having or adopting them all that much, feeling very uncomfortable being entrusted to take care of a life so much smaller than his own.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Most mornings you’ll wake up with your limbs entangled with Gabriel’s, soft touches stroking your hair and wings cradling you against his body, but some rare mornings you’ll awaken to the smell of your favorite breakfast cooking, moments later feeling the bed sink next to you and opening your eyes to find the archangel settled down beside you with a tray of food and a warm smile on his face.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

When Gabriel has you to himself for the first time in a while, nights are usually kicked off with passionate lovemaking and ending with you passing out on top of him, thoroughly fucked out. In contrast, most nights with Gabe are spent watching TV or going over the details from a hunt together, the archangel having to pull you away from whatever activity you were invested in and remind you that you need sleep, pulling you into bed to cuddle until you fell asleep.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

He started telling you little things before your relationship, trusting you enough as a friend to share his secrets, and trusting you even more once you began dating, telling you little things about himself sometimes when you asked, more often unprompted. The more upsetting things from his past, he always checked with you to be sure you truly wanted to hear it and were in the right headspace before telling the stories, never wanting to overwhelm you.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

You were surprised at how patient Gabriel is with you, knowing he has a bit of a short temper with most of the people he encounters. You found that the biggest thing you could do that would upset Gabe is to put others in front of yourself to the point it began hurting you. He hated to see you struggle, and when your selflessness goes too far and you stop taking care of yourself, he can’t help but get upset.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

Gabe’s memory always makes you laugh, it reminding you of all the jokes you see being made about how dads can remember that their kid borrowed $0.50 from them 10 years ago but can’t remember the name of the kid’s friend they’ve known all their life. Gabriel, similar to the dads, never forgets the little things he learns about you, like your favorite candy or your favorite karaoke song, but somehow manages to forget the name of your sibling.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

Gabriel’s favorite memory of you is when you first met, when you were stuck in the time loop. You caught his eye the first time he put Sam through the loop, transfixed by the way you moved, spoke, everything about you, really, but kept his distance, not wanting to mess up what he had with Sam. He was shocked when you noticed him, even more shocked when you came over to talk. You didn’t know about the time loop, so Gabe knew you were genuinely interested in getting to know him, and he thought it was wonderful, but assumed it was a fluke, that you would return to the Winchesters the next day. To Gabriel’s surprise, though, you found him, again and again, not in the way the loop had affected Dean, having him say the same thing every day; you had come to the trickster a different way each day, each decision unprompted. Even after years had passed from that incident, the memory of how you had chosen Gabriel day after day makes him smile.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Gabriel feels the most secure while holding you against him, finding the warmth of your body against his own calming, and you felt the same way, finding your way into his arms during a tough time. 

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

He’s always leaving his s/o little gifts to find, your favorite candy here, a rose there, anything to make you smile

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Gabe’s terrible at cleaning up, organization seeming to be a foreign concept to him, which makes hunting with him difficult, as you more often than not would return to the bunker or motel to find a disaster of your notes on the creature you’re after and whatever the hell else Gabriel had brought out, which at one point in time had been a blanket fort that took up half the motel room.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

He spends ages on his hair in the morning, choosing to do it by hand instead of using his grace, but aside from that he’s generally unbothered, knowing he looks good

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Gabe struggles to be away from you, having latched so strongly to the one he loves. There’s always a little part of him that feels empty when you’re gone, that doesn’t go away until you’re together again

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Gabriel knows every ABBA song by heart and is ridiculously proud of it, belting out the lyrics to Mama Mia as he wanders through the bunker, singing Dancing Queen with his toothbrush as a microphone and just beaming when you sing along to Our last summer with him in the impala, much to Sam and Dean’s annoyance.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Not having a sense of humor is a pretty big no for Gabriel, he would struggle not being able to good around with his s/o

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

Angel Gabe doesn’t sleep, instead choosing to cuddle with his s/o while they sleep, holding you close and keeping you safe through the night, where human Gabe tucks his head under your chin, curls up against you and passes out that way.

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OTP Questions Meme

Round 2

Since I originally wanted to fill this out for my modern Death Stranding AU but changed my mind and did it for my Uncharted OC instead, I figured why not give it a go in my free time? Here’s round two of the OTP q’s meme filled out for the couple(s) in the disconnect//reconnect verse!

Ship(s): Sam Bridges/Jade Morgan, Higgs Monaghan/Jade Morgan. 

DISAGREEMENTS

Who is more likely to raise their voice? 

Jade, but it’s rare.

Who threatens to leave but never actually does? 

Sam and Jade don’t make threats like that, but will shut themselves away instead.

Who actually keeps their word and leaves?

Higgs is guilty of this, except he doesn’t say anything. He just leaves. It’s a way for him to calm down and come back with a clear head but since he doesn’t give any warning, it started to get to Jade after a while.

Who trashes the house? 

None of them.

Do either of them get physical? 

Never. Not one of the three would ever forgive themselves if they hurt their significant other in anger. Besides, Higgs past means he’d never be able to bring himself to do so even if the thought occurred to him.

How often do they argue/disagree? 

Not too often. Jade does argue with Sam a few times, mostly when they get together and things start to get complicated. Higgs has had his fair share of arguments with Jade as well.

Who is the first to apologize? 

Jade is... overly apologetic sometimes and it’s even worse if she’s argued with someone so she’s almost always the first. Higgs/Sam aren’t afraid to apologize when they know they’ve messed up, they just take a while to get to the apologizing part.

SEX

Who is on top? 

Higgs or Sam, depending on who she’s with.

Who is on the bottom? 

Jade. I mean, she could try being on top if she really wanted but she just always ends up underneath whichever person she’s with so there’s not really a point.

Who has the strangest desires? 

I don’t think they have any desires that are too strange? Though Jade may or may not have a predator/prey kink (she’s the prey) in addition to the ones listed below.

Any kinks? 

Jade likes being bitten during sex, preferably on her neck or shoulder— but only hard enough to be felt/leave a mark. She also kind of likes the idea of being choked but more so in a “can feel the pressure but still breathe” way.

Who’s dominant in bed? 

Usually either of the guys. Jade was dominant with Higgs once and it worked a little too well as a turn on she ended up beneath him not even five minutes later.

Is head ever in the equation?

It is and all three have done it.

If so, who is better at performing it? 

They all have their own skill when it comes to that particular act. which is my way of saying i have no idea lol.

Ever had sex in public? 

Yes, in numerous places.

Who moans the most? 

If I had to rank all three of them from most to least: Jade, Higgs, Sam.

Who leaves the most marks?

 It’s a tie between Higgs and Sam. Higgs knows Jade’s weak spots, so he’s more apt to leave bite marks everywhere. Sam, on the other hand, figures out the biting thing and goes for it, but also adds in hickeys and some accidental bruising (he’s got a bit of a tight hold sometimes).

Who is the more experienced of the two? 

With either relationship, the guys are more experienced. Which isn’t to say Jade isn’t experienced— it’s just she has less experience than they do. In fact, Higgs was her first.

Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? 

Both. Fucking if their mad at each other or have to be quick, making love if it’s a softer situation emotionally or if they can take their time.

Rough or soft? 

Depends on the mood, honestly. More often than not, no matter who she’s with, it’s soft. Higgs may like to rile her up every now and then but above all, he wants her to know he cares about her in all things— so sex with him is usually ridiculous levels of soft. Sex with Sam, when they get to that point, is also on the softer side but if they’ve argued? Rough all the way.

How long do they usually last? 

Average time, I suppose? Unless they’re doing a start/stop sort of thing to purposely drag it out.

Is protection used? 

Jade has the implant but prefers her partner use condoms too.

Does it ever get boring? 

I’d like to think both guys can keep things pretty interesting and Jade can be pretty spontaneous regardless of which relationship she’s in, once she gets more comfortable.

Where is the strangest place they’d have sex?

 Higgs and Jade might’ve gotten very creative in regards to a trip they once took on his motorcycle— but you didn’t hear that from me. As for Sam and Jade well... let’s just say they thought they were being sneaky when they disappeared into the coat closet at Cliff’s but... they fooled absolutely no one. Cliff’s reaction, after finding them absent from the dining room, was to stop, eye the closet for a minute, smirk, then backtrack for the wine and excuse himself to the other side of the house.

FAMILY

Do they plan on having children/or have children? 

Sam’s not sure about trying again after losing both Lucy and their child but it’s something that could change in the future.

If so, how many children do they want/have? 

Jade would like to have at least one child, but has a “if it happens, it happens. if it doesn’t, it doesn’t.” mindset.

AFFECTION

Who likes to cuddle? 

All of them. Sam takes a bit to warm up to the idea but eventually he and Jade just end up snuggled up to each other one day and he decides he’s okay with it.

When Higgs and Jade are involved, he loves having her close. Whether it’s having her in his lap, cuddled up against his side with his arm around her, etc. (They aren’t tangled up in each other every single minute, but Higgs prefers to be touching whenever he can.)

Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? Higgs.

Who struggles to keep their hands to themselves? Once again, Higgs. He likes to be touching more often than not. Though he has been known to get handsy in inappropriate places just to get a rise out of her.

How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? 

Who gives the most kisses? 

Higgs. Even after Jade and Sam become exclusively involved, Higgs still wins in that category. When he and Jade were together he practically couldn’t keep his mouth (or hands) off her.

What is their favourite non-sexual activity? 

Jade likes to listen to her significant other talk about their day as well as just getting to do things together, regardless if it’s cooking or just being in the same space while they each do their own thing. Higgs likes spending time with his partner outside, whether it’s going for a walk through town or a ride through quite areas on the bike. Sam likes being able to do things together and the simplicity of doing a shared activity that doesn’t require both parties to talk the entire time.

Where is their favourite place to cuddle? 

For Higgs, anywhere he can. Jade likes cuddling in bed or on the couch if she’s watching a movie with her significant other. Sam kind of shares the same stance on cuddling as Jade.

How often do they get time to themselves? 

For Higgs and Jade, not often enough. It’s a part of why they break-up in the first place and isn’t until after they split and Jade moves into Sam’s that they have actual time to see one another again. For Sam and Jade, if’s she’s not working she’s at the house so they get to spend time together a lot even before they get together.

SLEEPING

Who snores? 

Sam, on rare occasions and providing that he gets any sleep in the first place.

If both do, who snores the loudest? 

See above!

Do they share a bed or sleep separately?

Higgs and Jade share a bed when they’re involved, Jade and Sam initially sleep separately but eventually share.

If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? At first, Sam and Jade stay as far away from each other as possible— as in, if either of them moves they’ll fall off the bed. Once they get more comfortable with each other and are finally regularly sharing a bed, they tend to start off apart but always end up cozied up to each other.

When Higgs and Jade were together, you couldn’t pry them apart if you tried.

What do they wear to bed? 

Sam usually wears pajama pants, Jade’s a fan of big t-shirts though she occasionally wears actual pajamas, and Higgs either wears sweatpants or boxers.

Are either of them insomniacs? 

Sam is.

Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? 

Only by Sam’s. He has them but doesn’t take them often.

Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? 

With Sam, he and Jade start off that way until they get more comfortable with each other and then they usually end up wrapped around one another. With Higgs, he and Jade where always tangled up in each other.

Who wakes up with bed hair? 

Jade. Curly hair.

Who wakes up first? 

Nine times out of ten, Jade. Unless Sam’s had a bad night in which case he’s been awake forever and wins hands down.

Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? 

Neither of the guys have ever managed to get up with enough time to do so before Jade and she’s not sure either person would like whatever she could find ingredients for.

What is their favourite sleeping position? 

Sam sleeps on his side, Jade sleeps on her stomach, and Higgs sleeps whichever way he feels most comfortable in at the time.

Do they set an alarm each night? 

Jade does.

Can a television be found in their bedroom? 

There’s a tv in Sam’s room across from the bed, but the other two don’t have one in their rooms.

Who has nightmares?  

All of them. Sam often dreams of Lucy and the day she died, Higgs sometimes has nightmares about his childhood, and Jade has random nightmares depending on how stressed she is.

Who has ridiculous dreams? 

Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? Higgs is very tall, so he would take up a fair amount of space if he stretched out. However he usually koala clings in his sleep to whoever he shares a bed with.

Who makes the bed? 

Jade always makes the bed if she’s sharing with someone, unless they get to it before she can. If they’re still sleeping, she’ll make her side. The guys make their own beds.

What time is bed time? 

Jade tries to be in bed by 10:30 but never falls asleep until anywhere between 11:30 at night and 2 in the morning. Higgs is usually in bed between 11 and midnight. Sam goes to bed whenever.

Any routines/rituals before bed? 

Jade is guilty of laying in bed and scrolling through her social media on her phone and answering texts usually from Higgs when she should be getting ready for bed. Higgs usually does whatever he needs to/remembers to do before bed, then reads whatever’s caught his attention for a while, and sends texts to whoever he feels like talking to that night. Sam has trouble sleeping most days so his routine varies. If he’s having a bad night he tries to keep things he can occupy himself with nearby in hopes he’ll eventually drift off. If it’s a good night, he crawls into bed and is out like a light.

Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? 

Jade. Not really a morning person.

WORK

Who is the busiest? 

It varies, but usually Jade as she has a lot of shifts at the diner.

Who rakes in the highest income? 

Sam, by far.

Are any of them unemployed? 

Eh, technically not? Sam’s on leave from work but still employed.

Who takes the most sick days? 

None of them.

Who is more likely to turn up late to work? 

Possibly Higgs but only in an emergency.

Who sucks up to their boss?

 None of them.

What are their jobs? 

Jade works as a waitress at a diner, Sam is/was a detective, Higgs is a mechanic.

Who stresses the most? 

Jade.

Do they enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? 

Jade doesn’t hate working at the diner but does wish she could find something else. Sam is indifferent. Higgs is more or less fine with his job.

Are they financially stable? 

For the most part.

HOME

Who does the washing? 

Higgs would do their laundry on occasion when he and Jade were together, but Jade made it a mission to do it before he got the chance after the third time of him dangling whatever new thing he’d found in the laundry basket in front of her and asking her to try it on. Sam and Jade do their own laundry until they’re officially together, though they do wind up with the other person’s articles of clothing in their laundry somehow.

Who takes out the trash? 

Higgs takes out his own trash. Sam & Jade take turns.

Who does the ironing? 

None of them.

Who does the cooking? 

Jade! She likes to cook in general but baking is her favorite.

Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? 

Sam. There’s a reason Jade usually cooks and tries to teach him to cook.

Who is messier? 

Probably Higgs.

Who leaves the toilet roll empty? 

None of them.

Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? 

Jade is very guilty of this but usually picks them up after a day. Higgs is also a little messy.

Who forgets to flush the toilet? 

None of them.

Who is the prankster around the house? 

Higgs when he and Jade live together. 

Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?

None of them.

Who mows the lawn? 

Sam, as he’s the only one with a lawn to mow.

Who answers the telephone? 

None of them. They all have cell phones but no landline in Sam’s house or in Higgs apartment.

Who does the vacuuming? 

Jade. She doesn’t mind cleaning and if she’s feeling anxious, the house or apartment will be spotless.

Who does the groceries? 

When Jade was with Higgs, they usually did the shopping together. Sam and Jade usually trade off and occasionally shop together.

Who takes the longest to shower? 

Jade, hands down. She likes to be warm and the shower is the best place to warm up quickly.

MISCELLANEOUS

Is money a problem? 

Not really? All three of them have income and Sam asks very little of Jade when it comes to rent/bills when they’re just roommates.

How many cars do they own? 

Jade has one car, Sam has one car, and Higgs has a motorcycle.

Do they own their home or do they rent? 

Sam owns a house, Jade has an apartment before she meets Sam but rents the guest room in his house from him before they become romantically involved. Higgs rents an apartment in the city.

Do they live in the city or in the country? All three of them live in the city.

Do they enjoy their surroundings? 

What’s their song? 

What do they do when they’re away from each other? 

Where did they first meet? Jade met Sam while she was at work when he stopped in on his way to a session with Dr. Unger.

Who spends the most money when out shopping? Probably Jade. She keeps it under control pretty well, but if you let her loose anywhere that decor all bets are off.

Who’s more likely to flash their assets? None of them really.

Who finds it amusing when the other trips over themselves? Jade would be lying if she said she didn’t find it a little funny when it happens to Higgs.

Any mental issues? Not sure if this counts but all three of them have some abandonment and self-esteem issues. Sam struggles with self-worth issues, as does Jade.

Who’s terrified of bugs? Jade isn’t overly fond of bugs, but Higgs has an even stronger dislike than she does.

Who kills the spiders around the house? When she was with Higgs, Jade ended up killing the spiders (despite also being scared of them) because Higgs wouldn’t. Sam kills them for Jade when they live together or tries to take them outside.

Their favourite place? 

Higgs has many favorite places but the main two are the park he and Jade met at and the wooded camping area he stopped at with her on a ride once. Jade’s favorite places are wherever she’s most comfortable, so it’s a tie between her room once she moves into Sam’s house and the coffee shop not too far from where Higgs works.

Who pays the bills? 

Higgs pays his own bills, Jade and Sam split.

Do they have any fears for their future? 

Jade worries early into getting to know Sam (& during the new stages of their relationship when they get that far) that he’ll never be completely ready to move on from whatever it is that’s holding him back and that if they do talk about the issue that his response will be to kick her out and she’ll be left with nowhere to go.

Sam worries that he’ll lose her like he lost Lucy (& their child) and that Jade will view him in a different— negative— light when she finds out the truth of why he meets with Cliff so often. Fear that he’s not meant to have anyone in his life is also a concern and he worries that if he lets the bond with Jade grow, she’ll eventually just up and leave.

Higgs knows he’s not perfect and he’s aware he screwed up in regards to his relationship with Jade in the past. He’s thankful that they’ve managed to become friends after the fact but fears that, even though he knows she still cares for him as he does for her, that he’ll lose her to someone else.

Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? 

Jade. She generally leaves dinner for Sam after they start living together, so when they get together officially fancy stuff becomes a thing on occasion. Sam does his best and sometimes the results are good.

Who’s the tallest? 

Regardless of the ship, both Sam and Higgs are the taller ones.

Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?

While Sam and Jade eventually reach that point, it’s very rare for them to do so. Jade & Higgs, on the other hand, would do so frequently but usually before/after work to conserve time.

Who wanders around in their underwear?

 Higgs is the only one who could do this without care as Jade’s seen him in less and they lived together at one point. Sam will wander around in just pajama bottoms or jeans sometimes but never in his underwear. Jade crashed into Sam quite literally once wearing naught but a towel and still hasn’t quite recovered so wandering around in her underwear is something that could only potentially occur once they’ve been together for a bit.

Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? 

Jade but only when she thinks she’s alone. At first she gets embarrassed when Sam catches her doing it, but he ends up singing along too and it kind of becomes a thing for them as well as another point tipping Sam’s feelings into the romantic side of things.

What do they tease each other about? 

Jade teases Sam a tiny bit about his inability to cook and, once certain things have ensued will tease about that if she’s feeling flirty. Higgs on the other hand, will tease about all manner of naughty things any time he feels like it but also teases Jade about Sam. The teasing about Sam has a more important role, however, that of Higgs gauging her reaction as a way to test if he has competition. Higgs is her ex-boyfriend, but he wants her back quite badly.

Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? 

In either relationship they’re generally okay with the other’s fashion sense. The only exception is Higgs trying to get Jade to work increasingly more frilly/ruffly things into a specific section of her wardrobe which he really only does because she hates those things and he thinks the look on her face is funny every time he suggests it. (He’s always joking when he suggests it and would never want her to wear something she didn’t feel comfortable in.)

Who crushed first? 

Higgs basically saw Jade, went “she’s cute. I should say hello.”, introduced himself and was then immeadiately smitten with how flustered she got. Sam takes a bit to come around to the idea of being involved with Jade romantically, so she definitely crushed first. & Jade’s reaction to meeting Sam for the first time was very much “OH NO he’s hot”.

Any alcohol or substance related problems? 

Nope, all three drink on occasion but it’s not a constant thing and none of them do any substances.

Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? 

Higgs. Jade very rarely drinks and the one time she does drink around Sam ends with some in vino veritas— to their combined embarrassment. Sam holds his liquor pretty well, so he’s usually more buzzed than drunk.

Who swears the most? 

Surprisingly, Jade. Drops something? Swears. Burns herself while baking? Swears. Late for work? More swearing. Honestly, Sam’s pretty sure he knows every single swear known to man simply because she does it so often.