#but at least Isabella was in her pink attire in the movie

[galaxina-the-pyro]

I had the weirdest fucking dream last night (and by "last night" I mean an hour ago while I was napping).

So, like, it starts off in this hotel place, and there's a musical number about these gang members outside, and they're telling ME and the Red and Yellow M&M mascots that we need to run because the mafia wants us all dead. I'm like, "RED, the fuck did you do?!"

And Red was just, "I'm out, peace" and ran away. Me and Yellow went after him and stuff, till we realized we were just...running around different areas of the hotel and not actually leaving ANYWHERE. So Yellow was like, "Why don't we just...go somewhere else?"

And I'm like, "Oh, what a BRILLIANT idea, why did I think of that."

And he was like, "...are you mocking me?"

And suddenly we're in some...Alice in Wonderland place and I'm like, "YAY, I teleported us to safety, they can't find us here!"

But Yellow was gone. I think I left him behind...may he RIP, the mafia probably ate him. And if they got Red...screw Red, this was somehow all his fault.

But yeah, I eventually got bored with THIS dream, and I "changed the channel" so to speak to a lost Phineas and Ferb episode/movie (thankfully not the creepy, Candace is crazy one), about Perry having ran away from home for...some reason. And everyone, including Dr. D, was looking for him. And I'm like, "OH YEAH, this was the movie that just came out, but I don't remember any of this...what was the movie called again?"

So while I "watched" this very fake movie, and skipped over stuff, I saw Doofenshmirtz talking to Perry and having a heart-to-heart with him (apparently something happened to Perry where he was convinced that ALL the good moments he had with Doof and even his family were nothing but a buncha lies and THATS why he left - I couldn't tell if Perry was amnesiac in this "movie", or a total moron), and Perry could actually TALK, but every time he did, it would cut to some weird black and white cartoon of a bunch of talking candy, that would be saying exactly what Perry is saying to Doofenshmirtz.

THEN I skipped to the finale song of the movie, and everyone was dancing with Doofenshmirtz, and I was laughing really hard because it looked kinda ridiculous, they were running an absolute marathon while they had this musical number, they were running through what I can ONLY assume is a sewer, and then danced on this raft, and then these yellow submarines, it was weird. Then I apparently was able to see a deleted scene, all in storyboard form, about a joke that Dan and Swampy were apparently not allowed to make in the movie for some reason, and it went down like this:

Phineas: I know, let's pass the time by telling jokes! Think of something that's low energy and low budget to make-

Buford: PINKY AND THE BRAIN!

(Everyone turns to Buford with confused expressions, as described by Dan and Swampy, who are kinda talking over each other)

Phineas:...what?

Buford, with confidence: Pinky and the Brain, duh.

Isabella: Don't you diss Pinky and the Brain in my presence, peon!

And then I woke up. And I remembered the movie was called "Candace Against the Universe" and was confused why that movie was actually all about Perry and Doof, before I realized NONE of that actually happened and I had SOMEHOW dreamt a very drug-induced sequel.

[krat395]

A Sweet Snorting Lizard Scientist (Chapter 1)

This story serves as a sequel to my lengthy previous story, “How To Make A Lizard, Ghost, and Robot Laugh.” Taking place two days later, Chara and MK go to Alphys’s house to spend their Friday night with the lovable nerdy lizard girl herself before Undyne returns from a short vacation with Gerson the following day. It doesn’t sound like there will be anything out of the ordinary on this particular night, but we’ll just have to find that out for ourselves. ;)

 NOTE: You don’t have to read “How To Make A Lizard, Ghost, and Robot Laugh” first if you don’t want to, but some of this story’s material might make more sense if you do. :)

 Undertale© Toby Fox.

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Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

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A SWEET SNORTING LIZARD SCIENTIST

Chapter 1: How To Make Another Lizard Laugh

 It is a Friday afternoon at Alphys and Undyne’s house and MK and Chara have just finished school and are on their way to visit Alphys. Last Tuesday, Undyne left to go on a short vacation with Gerson and she won’t be back until tomorrow. Undyne really loves spending time with Gerson and the two of them actually planned this vacation about a month in advance. With Undyne gone, Alphys has been occupying the house by herself. And right now, she is waiting for Chara and MK to arrive. Chara and MK made plans last Sunday to spend tonight with Alphys to keep her company as she waits for Undyne to return home from her vacation with Gerson tomorrow. And both Chara and MK are looking forward to spending time with her very much.

 At 3:30pm, Chara and MK showed up on Alphy’s doorstep and MK used his key to get himself and Chara into the house (Chara has a key as well).

 MK: *yelling* Alphys, Chara and I here!

Alphys: *in the kitchen* Coming MK! Just a second!

 Alphys then left the kitchen to greet her two guests.

 Alphys: Hi you guys.

MK and Chara: Hi Alphys.

Alphys: How did your exams go today?

 MK had a science exam earlier today and Chara had a math exam earlier today.

 MK: Oh just wonderful Alphys! I aced every single question, including the bonus ones! *gets his exam out of his bag* See for yourself! *hands his exam to Alphys*

Alphys: Wow! MK, that’s so awesome!

 Upon seeing MK’s exceptional exam score, Alphys gave MK a great big hug and lifted him off of the floor slightly while doing so.

 Alphys: I just knew your hard work would off in the end! *stops hugging MK* And how did you do on your math exam Chara?

Chara: I think I did really well Alphys. I’m not sure what my score was because my mom didn’t exactly have time to grade exams during the day like MK’s teacher did. But she’ll let me know yet tonight.

Alphys: Oh I see. Well, you’ll at least get to find out sooner than many of your fellow classmates. That’s a perk to being related to the teacher after all.

Chara: It sure is.

Alphys: Now how about you two take some time to make yourselves at home. I’ll order us some pizza in the meantime. Got any preferences for toppings?

Chara: *joking* How about anchovies?

Alphys and MK: ......... *both of them have WTF looks on their faces*

Chara: ......... (Well this is awkward.)

Alphys: …Yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s not an option Chara.

Chara: Pfft. I’m just kidding Alphys. Just get us what you usually do.

Alphys: Great! Consider it done! :3 (I know she was just kidding, but I do hope she knows enough not to say anything like that in front of Undyne!) It should take at least twenty minutes to get here. Feel free to take your things up to one of the guest bedrooms while we’re waiting.

Chara and MK: Sure thing Alphys.

 While Alphys ordered some pizza, Chara and MK took their things up to one of the guest bedrooms and officially started getting settled in. MK lied down on one of the beds with his legs and tail close together and Chara stood idly by his bed after placing her things on the opposite bed.  

 Chara: Well MK, here we are spending a Friday night with one of our dear friends. It’s gonna be so fun.

MK: It sure will. And after school’s done, there’ll be even more chances to hang out with our friends.

Chara: You got that right MK. These past few weeks of school have been pretty rough. But this final week should be a cake walk in comparison.

MK: Chara, don’t say cake walk! All that does is makes me hungry for cake! I LOVE CAKE!

 MK’s love for cake is just like Chara’s love for chocolate. Just the mere mention of it is enough to make his mouth water. MK loves many different types of cake, but his absolute favorite is black forest cake garnished with chocolate shavings, whipped cream, and maraschino cherries. :)

 Chara: I know you do MK. But I also happen to know something else you love.

 As Chara was talking, she grabbed a chair from the corner of the bedroom and placed it right next to the foot of the bed where MK’s feet are currently resting.

 MK: You do? What?

Chara: Foot rubs! *starts rubbing both of MK’s feet*

MK: *moan* That feels nice. Actually, I didn’t expect you to start doing stuff like this so early Chara.

Chara: Are you kidding? These adorable feet need all the attention they can get. Maybe consider this first foot rub as part of your reward for doing an amazing job on your science test.

MK: *moan* Can’t argue with that!

 Two days ago, MK and Chara discovered that they have something in common. That being, they both have strong foot fetishes (Chara’s is stronger than MK’s). Up until that point, MK never knew that Chara had a foot fetish. And in turn, Chara didn’t know that MK had one as well. But rather than telling MK about her foot fetish, Chara unintentionally showed him by doing foot fetish-related things to his feet such as licking them, sucking on them, and sniffing them. The same day, Chara and Frisk tickle tortured MK and then Blooky and Mettaton showed up and got involved in a “tickle war” with the three of them. And then later that day after MK had a very relaxing nap, he and Chara told each other about how their foot fetishes began.

 MK’s foot fetish began around the time the monsters started school on the surface (last October). MK likes female human feet the most (40% of the faculty and students at Toriel’s school are humans), but he also likes monster feet that look similar to that of humans (Undyne’s feet have some similarities to human feet). MK sees bare feet on a daily basis because all of the female human students in his class wear sandals/flip flops during warmer months and many of them often take off their sandals/flip flops and show their soles (his favorite parts of a girl’s feet) while sitting in their desk chairs during classes. And MK’s friend, Izzy (Isabella), just happens to be one of those girls and her attire, hairstyle, and toenail polish make her feet all the more appealing to MK. Izzy is an attractive 11-year-old girl with long straight blonde hair and when not wearing her dancing outfit, Izzy is often seen wearing a pink and blue striped sleeveless top, a pair of dark blue baggy jeans, a pair of pink flip flops, and blue toenail polish. MK tells Izzy practically everything but one thing he hasn’t told her about is his foot fetish. MK wants to tell Izzy that he likes her feet in addition to who she is as a person but he just doesn’t know how. The reason for this is because he’s got a good thing going with her and he fears that telling her about his foot fetish might possibly ruin their friendship. If only he knew that Izzy wouldn’t care if he has a foot fetish or not.

 And as for how Chara’s foot fetish began, there really isn’t much to say. It began when she was about 10 years old and she’s had it ever since (even after returning from the dead). Chara likes both male and female monster feet the most (She likes human feet too) and after seeing them on a daily basis for roughly two years in the Underground (She arrived there a few months before her eighth birthday), her feelings towards feet changed drastically. And then afterwards, she somehow managed not to tell any of the monsters how much she liked their feet for the last two years of her first life. It was a secret that she took to her grave. But then after returning from that grave, she managed to keep it a secret for an additional seven months until she inevitably lost control of herself by worshipping MK’s feet in front of Frisk and Blooky. How she managed keep her foot fetish a secret up until two days ago, she will never know.

 Fifteen minutes later…

 Chara: Alright Lizzy Boy, I think it’s time we head downstairs. We did come here to spend time with Alphys after all.

MK: *while wiggling and splaying his six toes* You’re TOEtally right Chara! *giggles at the pun he just made*

Chara: *friendly teasing* Hey now, leave the jokes and puns to Sans! And you better not be teasing with me with those cute toes of yours! Because every time you do that, it just makes me want to do this! *teasingly tickles MK’s soles*

 Chara doesn’t mind it at all when MK wiggles his toes and makes silly puns. She was just looking for some excuses to tickle his feet. ;)

 MK: AHAAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEY!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! STHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP THAHAHAHAHAHAHAT!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!!!! PLEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEASE!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Chara: Ok, at least I know your manners work. *stops tickling MK’s feet* Let’s head downstairs, shall we?

MK: *a bit giggly* Heeheeheehee! Yehehehes! Heeheeheehee! Let’s! Heeheeheehee!

 As soon as MK’s giggles went away, he and Chara headed downstairs. By the time the two children got downstairs, the pizza had arrived. And then the two children and Alphys were able to spend time together as they intended.

 The first thing the three of them did was watch a movie together in Alphy’s living room and enjoy some pizza while doing so. And while watching the movie, Toriel sent Chara a text regarding her grade on her math exam. She got a 91% and Alphys and MK were very proud of her. And because she did so well, Chara believes that she deserves a reward. For her reward, Chara wants something from MK and MK, being the sweet lizard boy that he is, will be happy to provide that something for her later tonight.

 Two hours later…

 As soon as the movie was over, Alphys got up to stretch her legs and then Chara and MK got ready to initiate some special plans for Alphys. Chara and MK came up with these plans in private last Wednesday night. And it was all Chara’s idea.

 Alphys: So, what did you kids think of the movie?

Chara: It was really good Alphys. Thanks for suggesting it to us.

Alphys: *while smiling* You’re very welcome Chara. I knew you guys would enjoy it. After all, MK couldn’t stop laughing over there.

MK: *while thinking about a really funny scene from the movie* Hahahahahahaha! It was so funny! Hahahahahahaha!

Chara: Oh MK, you sure to love to laugh, don’t you?

MK: Hahahahahaha! I sure do!

Chara: What about you Alphys? Do you love to laugh?

Alphys: Of course I do Chara. Why do you ask?

Chara: Oh, just wondering because…

Alphys: Because why Chara?

Chara: *has an evil grin on her face*

Alphys: *nervous* C-Chara?

 As Chara left Alphys in question, MK creepily walked towards Alphys and made her even more nervous in the process.

 Alphys: C-Come on you two. This isn’t f-funny. W-What are you g-going to do to me?

Chara and MK: This!

 At that moment, MK latched onto Alphys’s sides and Chara dug her fingers into Alphys’s underarms. What followed immediately afterwards was loud adorable laughter and constant snorting from the lizard girl. (That’s right! Chara and MK made plans to tickle Alphys tonight! :D)

 Alphys: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!! *SNORT* GEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!! *SNORT* MUEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE!! *SNORT* GUHUHUHUHUHUYS!!! *SNORT* DOHOHOHOHOHOHON’T *SNORT* DOOHOOHOOHOOHOO *SNORT* THAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAT!! *SNORT* I’M VEHEHEHEHEHERY *SNORT* TIHIHIHIHIIHICKLISH!! *SNORT* WEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!! *SNORT*

Chara: Oh my god, it’s even better than I imagined! Your laughter is SO CUTE Alphys!

Alphys: AHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHA!! *SNORT* NOHOHOHOO *SNORT* IT’S *SNORT* NAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAT!! *SNORT* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!! *SNORT*

Chara and MK: Yes it is!

 A few seconds later, Alphys fell to the living room floor while continuing to laugh and snort from the tickles. Shortly afterwards, Chara resumed her ticklish assault on Alphy’s underarms and then MK positioned himself over Alphys’s legs and rapidly skittered his robot fingers all over her soles. And then after that, MK stuck his tail underneath Alphy’s shirt and used it to tickle her sides, belly, and ribs. Alphy’s sides, belly, and ribs are her most sensitive areas and with a scaly tail constantly rubbing, wiggling, and poking those areas, Alphys’s already large smile got even larger to the point that she was unable to grit her teeth.

 Alphys: MEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!! *SNORT* WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!! *SNORT* GUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUYS, *SNORT* WHY AHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHARE YOOHOOHOOU *SNORT* DOOHOOHOOHOOHOOING THIHIHIHHIHIHIHIS?!!! *SNORT* MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA!!! *SNORT*

MK: Because we wanted to find out if your laughter is adorable Alphys! And it is!

Chara: Yeah Alphys! And because it’s so adorable, we want to hear more of it! And FYI, this was all my idea! *lies to Alphys* The only reason MK’s helping me is because I told him I would tickle torture him if he refused!

 Two days ago, MK also told Chara about the day he tickle tortured Undyne under her bed and all of the negative feelings he felt after doing so. And just as Frisk predicted, MK cried while talking about that incident with Chara. The whole experience was such a huge eye opener for him and it’s one that he’s not willing to repeat anytime soon. Right now, MK’s being as playful as possible with Alphys and he’s having massive amounts of fun doing so. Like Chara, MK thinks Alphys’s laughter is very adorable. And also like Chara, he doesn’t understand why Alphys doesn’t think her laughter is adorable. Undyne sure thinks it adorable! And Chara and MK just can’t get enough of her cute snorts as she laughs. :3

 Alphys: *SNORT* YEHEHEHEHEHHEEAH RIHIHIIHIHIHIHIHIHIGHT!!! *SNORT* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!! *SNORT* EEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!! *SNORT*

 Two minutes later, MK found out that the dead center portions of Alphys’s soles are the most sensitive areas of her feet. Undyne often refers to these as Alphys’s “sweet spots”. ;)

 Alphys: *squeak* NOHOHOOHOOHOOOHO!!!! *SNORT* DOHOHOOHOHOHOHHOON’T *SNORT* TIHIHIHIHHIHIHIHICKLE ME *SNORT* THEHEHEHEHEHHHEHEEEHEHERE!!!! *SNORT* MUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!!!! *SNORT* MK!!!! *SNORT* STAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAP IT!!!! *SNORT* WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *SNORT* EEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!! *squeak* FWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! *SNORT*

Chara: Way to go Lizzy Boy! Keep up the great work!

 For one minute, MK focused entirely on the dead center portions of Alphys’s soles with his robot fingers while continuing to use his tail to tickle her belly, sides, and ribs.

 One minute later…

 Chara: Alright Lizzy Boy! I think it’s time to slow up the tickling. Keep going, but go easier on her.

MK: Sure Chara.

 MK then did as Chara asked and slowed down his tickling by a large margin. He is now scribbling his fingers very lightly all over her soles and is wiggling his tail very slowly against her belly. In addition, Chara began wiggling her fingers lightly against Alphys’s underarms.

 Alphys: *squeak* BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!! *SNORT* GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *SNORT* MEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!! *SNORT* FWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *squeak* WOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!! *SNORT*

Chara: *has a WTF look on her face* What… the… hell?!

MK: *continues tickling Alphys very lightly* My exact reaction Chara!

 Chara and MK have just discovered that light tickling is actually more intense for Alphys and the two children are very surprised upon discovering this because up until now, they never knew that light tickles can actually be more intense than rapid tickles. It just depends on the person/monster.

 Chara: We didn’t know light tickling makes you laugh harder Alphys! If we had known that, we would’ve started out with light tickles and then switched to rapid tickles.

MK: Should I stop what I’m doing Chara?

Chara: No, keep going MK! She can deny it all she wants, but deep down I know she’s enjoying this! I mean look at her! She’s not even trying to fight back!

 Chara is right! Alphys is enjoying being tickled very much! :D She just isn’t telling the children that she’s enjoying it, at least not right now anyway.

 MK: Ok, if you insist Chara! *continues tickling Alphys*

Alphys: NOHOOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHHOHHOOHOHOHO!!!!!! *squeak* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!! *SNORT* EEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!! *SNORT* MUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!!!!!! *SNORT*

 After about two minutes of light tickling, MK pulled two electric toothbrushes out of his pants pockets, turned both of them on, and then used both of them to tickle Alphys’s sweet spots on her feet. In addition, he pulled his tail out from under Alphys’s shirt and wrapped it around all six of her toes (not in between her toes) to prevent Alphys from wiggling her feet while he focuses on her sweet spots.

 Alphys: WEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEHEEHEEHEEEEEEHEEHEEHEEE!!!!! *SNORT* MAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *SNORT* NAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAT THE *SNORT* BRUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUSHES!!!!! *squeak* WOHOHOHOHOHOOHOOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *SNORT* AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAHAHAA!!!!! *squeak* STAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAP!!!!! *SNORT* WAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *SNORT*

 Since Chara and MK made plans to tickle Alphys, she definitely made sure to bring her rainbow feather with her. And a few seconds later, Chara pulled out her rainbow feather and used it to tickle Alphys’s belly. What followed was even more sweet and adorable laughter from the lizard girl.

 Alphys: MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAA!!!!!! *SNORT* NAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAT THE *SNORT* FEHEHHEEHHEHEATHEHEHEHEHER CHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHARA!!!!!! *SNORT* FEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHOHOHOHOHHOOOHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *squeak* OOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOOEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!! *SNORT*

Chara: And just when I thought your laughter couldn’t get any cuter Alphys!

Alphys: *squeak* AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!! *SNORT* MY *SNORT* LAHAHAHAHAHAHAUGH IS *SNORT* NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAT CUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUTE *SNORT* CHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHARA!!!!!! *squeak* EEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!! *SNORT*

 Alphys is such a joyful bundle of ticklish nerves right now. She’s pounding her fists, shaking her head and tail frantically, and is squirming very heavily. And on top of all that, pure angelic laughter is constantly spilling from her mouth. She REALLY likes this, but she doesn’t want Chara and MK to know that just yet.

 6 minutes later…

 Alphys: WAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!! *SNORT* BLAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! *SNORT* GLAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHA!!!!!!!!! *SNORT* YEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHAHAHAHHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!! *SNORT*

Chara: Ok, time for a break!

 MK and Chara then stopped their ticklish assault on Alphys to give her a much needed breather and then Chara, believing that Alphys might try something funny during the break, placed her hands on Alphys’s sides to get ready to tickle her if she does something out of the ordinary (Asriel did the same thing last Saturday when he and Chara tickled Toriel). But Alphys appears to be too worn out from all of the tickles to try something funny, so it doesn’t look like there will be any problems.

TO BE CONTINUED...