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[valentinexbomber-blog]

💣STATISTICS

𝙸 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚊 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚏𝚝.   𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚔𝚗𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚕𝚎𝚜   𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜.  

𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚊𝚏𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚎.

BASIC INFORMATION.

Full Name: Valentine Segreti (no middle name)

Nickname(s): Val, Bomber, Bomb. Tiny to very, very, very few in his past.

Age: 41

Date of Birth: Feb. 16th, 1977

Hometown: Dertosa lol. He’s never left.

Current Location: Dertosa, oh boy. This is depressing.

Ethnicity: Sicilian. There’s something else, too but God knows what. Guy’s a mutt.

Nationality: American

Gender: Male

Pronouns: He/him

Orientation: tragically het/het

Religion: Agnostic. You get a fist to your head as many times as he has and try to tell him there’s a God.

Political Affiliation: That’s laughable.

Occupation: Head of Security at Forbidden Vices

Living Arrangements: He lives on his own in a small apartment not too far from Vices.

Language(s) Spoken: English

Accent: He’d say he doesn’t have one. The inflection of his voice is very rough, though.

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE.

Face Claim: Jon Bernthal

Hair Colour: dark brown

Eye Colour: dark brown

Height: 6′3″

Weight: 210lbs

Build: Fit, athletic. Despite not having boxed in years he’s in the gym keeping it tight and right because that’s the only life he knows.

Tattoos: Val’s arms, legs, and chest are covered in a variety of odds and ends, none of which are particularly meaningful to him. His tattoos mostly consist of the type of flash pieces you see hanging on the walls of tattoo parlors. Eagles, playing cards, pretty women, panthers, crosses, etc.

Piercings: No piercings.

Clothing Style: Val dresses in what’s comfortable and practical for him. He’s no fashionista, but he dresses okay. A typical outfit for him would be boots, denim, a white or black tee, and either a leather or denim jacket.

Usual Expression: Relaxed, contemplative.

Distinguishing Characteristics: Val’s nose, which takes over his face in a unique way. It’s a product of years of being broken and healed over and over and over again. He got lucky though, in that he’s still got a pretty good looking mug, unlike the rest of those underground boxing fuckers.

HEALTH.

Physical Ailments: HAHAHA shit Because of the nature of his past “occupation”, Valentine’s body is fubar. His joints click. His shoulders frequently pain him from past lacerations that weren’t healed properly. The same goes for his knees. His hands swell in the night when not in use. Basically, if you name a part of his body he can tell you something that’s wrong with it. Aside from the important parts, wink wink, nudge nudge.

Neurological Conditions: Mild memory and cognitive issues due to multiple concussions.

Allergies: Does bullshit count? None.

Sleeping Habits: Val goes through phases of sleeping really well or not sleeping at all.

Eating Habits: He’s a human garbage can. He will eat almost anything that’s given to him. He loves home-cooked food, but he’s not a good cook, himself. His diet basically consists of whatever he can grab quickly and doesn’t have to think too much about. That being said, he does eat often, and loves to snack. He’s almost always hungry.

Exercise Habits: Valentine goes to the gym daily and spends the majority of the daylight hours there. He doesn’t have much else to do in the daytime besides sleep.

Emotional Stability: Despite having plenty of demons and sorrows of his own, Valentine is a pretty stable guy considering. The only thing that throws him out of whack is when someone tests him hard enough to make him snap, because that is when he switches gears and can become extremely hostile.

Sociability: Val prefers being around others. When he’s alone he has too much freedom to start thinking, and when he starts to think he starts to become depressed. For this reason he is rarely by himself, but rather out in public.

Body Temperature: Val is very hot-natured. He’s always warm, but he doesn’t feel warm, himself. He’s like a human heating pad lol.

Addictions: In the past he was addicted to a number of stimulants. It wasn’t the drugs, themselves, that he was addicted to, but rather the action of taking them because of his own mental issues that he didn’t know how to handle before getting sober.  

Drug Use: See above. Cocaine and speed were big factors in his addiction.

Alcohol Use: After he was dumped by his coach and the underground boxing crowds, Valentine became an alcoholic to deal with his bodily pains and the fact that he had nowhere and no one to turn to. This ended when he was taken in by the drinks, specifically with Drink #2.

PERSONALITY.

Label: The Loyalist, The Ghost

Positive Traits: Adaptable, easygoing, faithful, loyal, powerful, straightforward, tough

Negative Traits: Detached, impatient, indecisive, moody, stubborn

Goals/Desires: To protect the Drinks and Vices to the best of his ability. To not fall to addiction again. To open up enough to let others close to him.

Fears: Addiction, drowning (he cannot swim), ending up all alone.

Hobbies: He keeps a pretty mean fish tank in his apartment. The sound of it helps him sleep. He also collects auto magazines, but that’s just a fancy way of saying he’s a hoarder and doesn’t want to throw them out. Sometimes he will coach hopeful young boxers at the local gym he works out at if he’s asked. It’s not exactly a hobby, but sometimes Val will drive out of Dertosa to the outlying desert just to see something that big. He never goes much further than that.

Habits: Val is almost constantly cracking his knuckles and various joints in his body that pop. He snaps his fingers at his sides sometimes when he’s thinking. He likes to whistle. He can never sit in a chair quite right; he’s either leaning back or stretched out, never upright. He clenches his jaw frequently. Like any good Italian, he’s prone to gesture with his hands when he speaks.  

FAVOURITES.

Weather: He loves when it rains at night and you can see steam rising off asphalt.

Colour: He doesn’t have a favorite, but he’s partial to red.

Music: Classic rock, mostly. He likes hiphop, rap, and some of the trap stuff that’s been released lately even though it all sounds the same.

Movies: Action films. He doesn’t keep up with Hollywood or recent films, but he loved the Fast & Furious series.

Sport: MMA, Boxing, Wrestling

Beverage: Arizona brand fruit punch in the 99 cent can.

Food: Oh god anything. He loves a good burrito or bowl of pasta best.

Animal: Dogs. Jesus Christ he loves dogs so much.

FAMILY.

Father: Who?

Mother: Her name was Marianne Segreti, but she went by a different name on the streets. She died in ‘97 when he was 19. He doesn’t like to talk about it, or her.

Sibling(s): None? Honestly he probably has some half-siblings out in the world somewhere.

Children: None. He always did want a daughter though. He’s just never had the opportunity.

Pet(s): He has fish. They’re all named Fish. He wants a dog but he doesn’t want the responsibility.

Family’s Financial Status: He was dirt poor growing up. His mother had no extra money outside of what was used to rent motel rooms for her and Valentine to sleep in at night. He wasn’t wealthy, but he became moderately affluent during the height of his illegal boxing career, but that was short lived. He does okay now.

EXTRA.

Zodiac Sign: Aquarius

MBTI: ESTJ

Enneagram: Type 5 - The Observer

Temperament: Phlegmatic

Moral Alignment: True Neutral

Primary Vice: Envy

Primary Virtue: Humility

Element: Earth