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varians-goggles · 1 year ago

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the reason ive become an extreme wet cat hugo truther is because back then i was still reading on wattpad and all the 7k fics depicted varian as a shy uwu flustered boi who turned into a tomato when hugo called him a babycakes pookie pie smth smth i forgot. with hugo being a muscular alfa male. and it didn't sit right with me but i wasn't gonna hate on it obviously.

but now the truth(/hj) is reaching us and it's that hugo's a sopping boyfailure wet cat and varian literally committed more crimes than he did at 14. it has fullfilled me. the edits that blur hugo's face and add a tw at the beginning and stop putting him on this "hot badass" pedestal. he has been microwaved to hell and back in people's brains. couldn't be happier.

#yall dont take this seriously i wrote this while having a FEVER.#vat7k #tts #varian and the seven kingdoms #tangled the series #berry's shitposts #sometimes people treat varigo not as an actual ship with it's own special dynamic and characteristics #but as this way to make hugo this badass smart hot thief and varian this y/n shy nerd #plus - varian has committed more crimes than hugo has not to mention he's just as gifted at alchemy #so what this post means to say is: i appreciate the people who depict hugo as more flawed human and pathetic and give more credit to varian #instead of treating either of them as this sort of self insert and also ignore nuru and yong

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