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just a couple of miqo'tes and a viera chillin out half naked in the thousand maws of toto-rok. as you do. it's a real tiddies out kind of place.
from left to right: @askaeristheflower @ficklepenguin me & @cutscenelogic
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#i marched in the pride parade with my queer country dance group today#i didnt think i still needed that#but apparently i did#becuase im a ball of emotion like#the good ones#:)
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decided to check I Am Sober which i dont do often but before i opened it i was like "i think its been like. 99 days. as a guess. oh no i feel like its been more than 3 months" and tell me how i was dead on the money. 99 days. skillz. what if im psychic have you considered that
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So, true story: some years ago, one of my best friends and I got roped into doing bible storytime for her mother’s (Anglican) church. (I’m a Jewish atheist and she’s a Norse pagan, so this is already a setup for problems.) We had a bunch of 8-9 year old kids in one week who, when asked what story they wanted, ended up demanding “murder, betrayal, death!” (yes, in those exact words, chanted repeatedly). According to them, David and Goliath didn’t count because Goliath was a giant so it wasn’t murder. I guess Cain just picked the wrong victim, by their logic?
(It also ended with me having to tell the story of David and Bathsheba to a bunch of kids while their teacher turned sheet-pale, but that’s not relevant to this. 🤣)
love david and goliath being like one of the main bible stories for kids. like yeah you might be small but with god on your side you can kill someone with a rock
#kids are wild#seriously tho#i have no recollection of how i sanitised it#but apparently i did#and then i almost murdered my friend after#because it was her suggestion
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People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ
#anyway I'm sad#I even offered to move it myself yesterday and was told they couldn't find him#and then this morning apparently they did find him and just killed him immediately#it's just a little snake! he was outside!#they aren't venomous!
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*whiny* i'm not queer! i'm just high! gimme a break.....
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contracts written in blood
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#dungeon meshi#aj art#chilchuck#comic#I was thinking about it#chilchuck was not the first person to the experience of almost being used as bait#it was apparently a very common practice#and so I’m like. He definitely has known people in his community who ended up meeting this fate#who didn’t get out on time the way he did#i dont think he formed the whole union over just his own experience#Anyways shoutout to meijack#Experiencing the trauma that is seeing your father cry#beabell#Chilchuck backstory stuff#Clemjo
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S h i n y
#Bubble buddy bill apparently KDJDHHDHDJD a lil doodle as my mind threatens me with another art block#gravity falls bill#gravity falls ford#bill cipher#ford pines#billford#Blue da bo dee da bo dai#Intermission post perchance#Gravity falls#how did I miss that one-
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*you opening the love letter* what does your damijon look like, pls pls pls pls pls pls pls, i know it would be so cute, i just know it 🙏🙏🙏
here you go! thank you for the ask, this was a lot of fun to do! they're working on a case together ^^
#ask#super sons#jondami#damian wayne#jon kent#batbabyart#after getting this ask i couldn't stop thinking about older Damian outfits 😭#just based on comic artists throughout the years Damian's got a fairly decent range of style it was hard to choose but v fun!!#Jon's wearing a bunch of layers to cover up bulk while Damian's layering to give off more bulk LOL#i decided to lean a bit into Cizmesija's recent look for him and contrast Jon's more colorful casual wear#didn't want tooo much Batman 666 vibes so i tried giving Damian another color option thru A but i still liked B more lol#also every time i draw older Damian his hair keeps changing sdfgh that one poll apparently did not help me decide haha
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buckle up lads we're going BACK INTO THE BOOK
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#(the origin of halloween huh) (oooh)#why yes i did wake up way too early to watch the stream and will have no memory of drawing this later#anyway THE MAGIC BOOK IS BACK TO EAT US ONCE AGAIN!!!!#this does make things make a lot more sense if it doesn't have to. y'know. actually take place in the established world#like how jack and sally are apparently just gonna be THERE as themselves WHY NOT#i'm certainly not complaining mind you#scully looks like he's gonna be super adorable and i love him already#spooky scary skeleman who just goes :O a lot and is excited for halloween#he seems like he might actually be more of a fusion of jack and sally? or maybe i'm just reading too much into it#still getting jazzy vibes off of him though. is not scully j graves an incredible jazz musician name.#does this open up the possibility that the last time we went into the book there was a sexy anime boy stitch just offscreen the whole time#...maybe some things are best left uncontemplated#god everyone in this event looks fantastic i'm so glad i saved up some keys after all#a little sad that there's no lilia but you know what the fact that a halloweentown malleus exists is still pretty dang good#and sebek's hat is SO tall#the biggest hat for the loudest boy#i hope oogie is here too i need him and jamil to meet#i need jamil to be faced with a guy who's just a bunch of bugs standing on each other's shoulders in a trenchcoat#i am not coherent right now i just needed to get this out before i go pass out again
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Behold, the truth.
#did you know that omega is shorter than Mario? I’m going to cry.#apparently mario is the only mario character with an official height#so people just use him as a measuring stick lol#(don’t make fun of me for not being able to draw the mario bros I tried my hardest 🥺)#sonic the hedgehog#miles tails prower#mario and luigi#mario and sonic at the olympic games#mario bros#I don’t know like any of the Mario tags lol#my art
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the pearlescent moon
#quick paint that i did while listening to the new minecraft ost#this is apparently how the vibes of most of that ost look like to me#pearlescentmoon#pearlesentmoon fanart#my art
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i had interesting ideas as a kid
#wishy speaks#my art#makeaterriblecomicday2024#is probably not as funny in comic form.. but it is still funny#i asked my mom for stuff i did as a kid and apparently i wore a tiara and tiger hand puppet EVERYWHERE
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corvidae
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#yuji itadori#itadori yuuji#blood/#yuuji#im not tagging this as spoilers idc sue me . iykyk but i dont think it's obvious enough at all 2 warrant the tag#idrk what this is sorry ive been having a hard time drawing n feeling inspired lately :'>>> so it goes#i find i tend to default to drawing birds when that happens ???#did it with gojo did it with shiro and now it's yuuji's turn ig#sometimes it's helpful to just . mess around with a whole bunch of brushes until something looks ok#and birds and feathers lean soooo well 2 playing around w brushes theyre very forgiving#flowers also kind of so i threw in some camellias bc i figured why not add More Red#i think they mean something that's probably relevant but i was more looking fr the shape of the petals#th rounded tops blend rly seamlessly with the way i rendered th feathers so i am like!!!! nice#just checked also apparently red camellias just mean love and devotion lmao should have guessed#'perishing with grace' also hm hm hm that's kind of wild with th crows#anyway i didn't put too much thought in2 this one so i won't talk fr ages about the symbolism it's all pretty much right there#anyway ty fr being patient with me im sorry draws have been slow :<#ill come out of it ill bounce back!
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Ollie is 8 weeks old tomorrow and we have made an important discovery:
HIM LIKE BOWLING
#I couldn't figure out why he kept puffing up and coming back#Thought he was angry or scared so I had to look it up#But apparently kittens puff up when playing out hunting or fighting activities like tag and such#Which is something I did not know#Anyhow after a bit he stopped coming back and decided to play with a potato#So I'm glad I filmed it#Ollieposting#Gift
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Violence!
#fuckin... what did i name this#weary struts under bright sparks#apparently#well i mean it sounds alright so ig that's the name i'll give this crossover from now on#if i keep drawing it. idk.#you 🫵 that's right you 🫵 should draw ur fav with a slugcat NOW#idk if anyone will but if you do pls tag me i love scug#maccadam#transformers#tf sentinel prime#slugcat#rain world
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