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ungarmax · 3 months ago
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just a couple of miqo'tes and a viera chillin out half naked in the thousand maws of toto-rok. as you do. it's a real tiddies out kind of place.
from left to right: @askaeristheflower @ficklepenguin me & @cutscenelogic
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cactusandfir · 1 year ago
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comfycozycrossfox · 11 months ago
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decided to check I Am Sober which i dont do often but before i opened it i was like "i think its been like. 99 days. as a guess. oh no i feel like its been more than 3 months" and tell me how i was dead on the money. 99 days. skillz. what if im psychic have you considered that
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myalchod · 2 years ago
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So, true story: some years ago, one of my best friends and I got roped into doing bible storytime for her mother’s (Anglican) church. (I’m a Jewish atheist and she’s a Norse pagan, so this is already a setup for problems.) We had a bunch of 8-9 year old kids in one week who, when asked what story they wanted, ended up demanding “murder, betrayal, death!” (yes, in those exact words, chanted repeatedly). According to them, David and Goliath didn’t count because Goliath was a giant so it wasn’t murder. I guess Cain just picked the wrong victim, by their logic?
(It also ended with me having to tell the story of David and Bathsheba to a bunch of kids while their teacher turned sheet-pale, but that’s not relevant to this. 🤣)
love david and goliath being like one of the main bible stories for kids. like yeah you might be small but with god on your side you can kill someone with a rock
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longsightmyth · 7 months ago
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People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ
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quotelist · 3 months ago
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*whiny* i'm not queer! i'm just high! gimme a break.....
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ciderjacks · 5 months ago
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contracts written in blood
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clownsuu · 3 months ago
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S h i n y
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batbabydamian · 10 months ago
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*you opening the love letter* what does your damijon look like, pls pls pls pls pls pls pls, i know it would be so cute, i just know it 🙏🙏🙏
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here you go! thank you for the ask, this was a lot of fun to do! they're working on a case together ^^
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egophiliac · 2 months ago
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buckle up lads we're going BACK INTO THE BOOK
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#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#(the origin of halloween huh) (oooh)#why yes i did wake up way too early to watch the stream and will have no memory of drawing this later#anyway THE MAGIC BOOK IS BACK TO EAT US ONCE AGAIN!!!!#this does make things make a lot more sense if it doesn't have to. y'know. actually take place in the established world#like how jack and sally are apparently just gonna be THERE as themselves WHY NOT#i'm certainly not complaining mind you#scully looks like he's gonna be super adorable and i love him already#spooky scary skeleman who just goes :O a lot and is excited for halloween#he seems like he might actually be more of a fusion of jack and sally? or maybe i'm just reading too much into it#still getting jazzy vibes off of him though. is not scully j graves an incredible jazz musician name.#does this open up the possibility that the last time we went into the book there was a sexy anime boy stitch just offscreen the whole time#...maybe some things are best left uncontemplated#god everyone in this event looks fantastic i'm so glad i saved up some keys after all#a little sad that there's no lilia but you know what the fact that a halloweentown malleus exists is still pretty dang good#and sebek's hat is SO tall#the biggest hat for the loudest boy#i hope oogie is here too i need him and jamil to meet#i need jamil to be faced with a guy who's just a bunch of bugs standing on each other's shoulders in a trenchcoat#i am not coherent right now i just needed to get this out before i go pass out again
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verocitea · 4 months ago
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Behold, the truth.
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applestruda · 6 months ago
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the pearlescent moon
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kidfur · 5 months ago
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i had interesting ideas as a kid
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hinamie · 16 days ago
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corvidae
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teaboot · 6 months ago
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Ollie is 8 weeks old tomorrow and we have made an important discovery:
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HIM LIKE BOWLING
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seafoamsol · 20 days ago
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Violence!
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