#but anyone can rb

[svftpup]

I want to sit in his lap while wearing a skirt without underwear

[littlest-nightingale]

It's always "your evil caregiver is evil" and "they kill people" but never "your evil caregiver looks so cool" or "is your evil caregiver fun they look fun"

[wolfsbun]

Nothing is hotter than them info dumping and showing you videos while also controlling the vibrator inside of you

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

[zekuto]

i was obsessed the first time i saw someone post leon on that stupid panda rocker but i was never able to find raw footage of it lol, so i decided to compile leon with all the playground interactions because i love him <3

[meloartist]

"i simply do not see it. i am looking away"

[aritany]

make me want to read your book in one sentence.

[the-king-of-lemons]

has anyone posted about the minecraft live update leak on here yet?

[lookatlavender]

cuddling that turns into me grinding on you that turns into you pinning me down to the bed and pounding me that turns back into cuddles

[goomyloid]

yea

[anotherhornyselfshipper]

i mean sure, i’m living in a world where i’m not being stuffed full of my f/o’s cock, but he’s also living in a world where he doesn’t have access to my pussy. so i guess we’re both suffering.

[blueskiesandstarrynights]

shout out characters who would lose their shit over realizing they're fictional characters. shout out characters who would punch their creators in the face. shout out evan kelmp. shout out conner bailey.

[ph-cutie]

the dialogue abt evrart repeatedly personally visiting roy still mystifies me. from the moment you meet ev he starts building this narrative: he doesn't get out much because they move him with the crane, he knows everything because hes got eyes and ears feeding it to him, if the negotiators can't get into the harbor thats their problem, but you need to be helping him send Messages, to be carrying his tasks OUT of it, outside of his "fortress", as he calls it. Except that's evidently not fucking true because the month ago (or whenever) he was personally showing up to the pawnshop to be a bother. It contradicts so much of what we've been told about him but it doesn't really matter, because roy wasn't having it and doesn't want to talk about it. Evrart apparently just does that sometimes

[gayest-classiclit]

Classic Literature Sexyperson Tournament; Round 1

propaganda:

Mercutio:

has an article

watch the baz lurhman movie. that's the propaganda.

He is absolutely full of Gender and chaos and frightening narrative awareness for a guy who seems to think (hope?) he’s in a comedy until the minute he dies. I love a guy who can prophesy the deaths of his friends while consistently being comic relief.

i mean come on.

I feel like Mercutio fits exactly into the sexy person category. He’s a prince, he’s a fighter, he may ambiguously be in love with his besties, hes a silly guy, he dies tragically.

Carmilla:

Um. Vampire. Seductress. Sapphic

[frongle444]

[BREAKING NEWS: GREAT ASTRONOMICAL DISCOVERIES]

teehee you may have seen this coming :3 i love these sillies especially margaret you go girl

(btw i havent listened to the ghosts of antikythera yet so no spoilers plsplspls :3 tyy)