#but also like techum . do you get it .

[beepboopappreciation]

[Frantic typing sounds as I open Google Search]

why are computers so pretty

can you be in love with a computer

how to stop crushing on a computer

[hornyhunie]

you're scrolling around on your favorite porn site to- well what else- get off some steam and relax a little. usually all of those ads are about milfs and penis enlargement pills, some even funny, but today the only pop-up ads are these writhing tentacles and various dumb puns about getting laid. absurdity aside, the sight is a bit more intriguing than any advertisement youve seem before, you figure your anti-virus software will keep you safe so you go ahead and click on one of them.

suddenly youre taken to a site full of videos of people laying eggs, dates and times with a general timezone on each video, none of them with sound but you could only imagine the moaning. before you know it youve found yourself wandering to a video or two, unable to notice the way your computer has started to whir- as if the simple single tab on your browser was taking up everything it had to run. you feel hot, your heads spinning, your hand between your thighs and working at your own skin, just distracted enough that when wire-woven tentacles settle onto your office chair you don't even notice.

you just cant stop looking at those eggs that are in the videos, every one of them the same as the other. was this some mass marketing stunt you missed out on? what sex store was leaving you out of the loop with this beautiful execution of mass-egg laying? suddenly, that tentacle wedges its way between your legs and knocks your hand out of the way, something already embedded in your mind that it belongs there. you spread open further to accept it. it pushes into you, hot and heavy, your eyes follow it to its source- your computer tower. you'd dreamed of it, honestly, but never thought of it becoming real. it sprouts more and more wires to hold you more places, to fill every hole that it can with its wires, to make sure you stay calm while it pumps you harder and harder. something, wider then normal then wider, pumping into you. you'd seen enough to guess what whats happening, the heavy feeling in your stomach growing moment by moment confirming it all.

you were getting pumped with eggs, and you couldn't even do a thing to stop it, you couldn't even make a sound around the bundle of wires in your mouth. weirdly enough, they were smooth and slick, not wet, but synthetic and rubber and perfect to slobber around. not to mention the one inside you, your poor desk chair, the roommate that could be coming home any time soon.

by the time its done with you, wires retreating and letting you take a look at your ever so slightly distended stomach, you realize another wire is approaching. this time, not from your tower, but your monitor, more specifically, the camera embedded into its frame. how long were those videos again? you couldnt remember, and why would you care? your computer would take care of you, after all, it seems you're a part of something bigger than you can understand now, and your computer should handle that sort of stuff anyway

[a-spark-of-queer]

☆Intro!☆

Hello! Yall can call me click! (see what i did there)

I am queer, 22, autistic and I love robots!Welcome to my blog of fawning over tech galore!

Mostly ai from fiction such as Edgar from electric dreams, AM, Glad0s, kinito pet, ect. However ill also gush about older model computers and generally most vintage tech with a screen and buttons or keys.

Disclaimer; I do not personally identify myself under the objectum or techum label as I don't feel comfortable identifying myself as it, however I will still tag my posts under it for the sake of simplicity.

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