#but also I like to think of the one duo spiderman meme

[hearts401]

cant stop thinking about michael i love him so much

[snootlestheangel]

SoapGaz

*cracks knuckles* They're definitely idiots to lovers but as in they're idiots and they become lovers, not as in "oblivious to the other's extreme attraction until a climatic moment"

Who was the one to propose? I want it to be Soap so badly but also think it'd be very on brand for them/their relationship if Gaz also proposed. I'm talking like the Spiderman meme where they point at each other when they realize and then they laugh and neither can even say yes, they try to kiss but they're both still laughing too hard. It's just such a beautiful mental image that I have right now :')

Who stressed more over wedding planning? Gaz. Gaz a thousand times over. Soap is experienced with weddings and wedding planning (he has so many in-law siblings and almost all of his cousins his age/older are married.) but Gaz doesn't have any experience with even being at a wedding, much less planning his own.

Who decorated the house? Gaz. He's got style and taste, but he a hundred percent uses a lot of Soap's artwork :)

Who does the cooking? Soap. He was taught and raised well by such a large family that food was just a staple of his upbringing.

Who is more organized? Hot take? Soap is the more organized one. He's a demo expert, yes, but those things are fucking dangerous! He may not be cleaner necessarily, but he knows certain things CANNOT mix, and he got so into the habit of putting things into separate categories that it just carried over into civilian living.

Who suggested kids first? Soap, jokingly. But in terms of who was serious when suggesting it? Gaz. Soap had made a comment about "what if we had one?" while at a MacTavish family event and pointing at a little niece/nephew of his as a joke. Gaz had to play along with it but internally he was flipping out. He brings up the conversation of kids as a serious topic a few weeks later.

Who's the cuddler? Both are very physically affectionate. But in terms of 'must be touching you at all times?' it's Gaz. Soap runs hot I feel like, so especially at night he doesn't really want cuddles but Gaz is like "too bad you're stuck with me >:) "

Who's big spoon/little spoon? Gaz is big spoon at night, but during the day when cuddling on the couch or something it's Soap

What's their favorite non-sexual activity? Museum dates. Gaz is such a little nerd and Soap loves art. Museum dates are perfect for them, cause it's something calm and beautiful, there's an opportunity for Gaz to get a new book or something, and for a desert afterwards.

Who comes home drunk at 3am? I wanna say Soap. He's just such a golden retriever that if a bunch of their friends are hanging out at bars, he's right there with them. Gaz is there, too, but he doesn't usually drink to drunkenness like Soap does.

Who kills the spiders? Gaz. It's not that Soap is afraid of them but he argues that it's best if he and the spider remain on opposite sides of the room. Gaz doesn't give a flying fuck

Who falls asleep first? Depends. If it's during a late-night movie in their flat, it's Soap. Gaz gets too invested in every movie they watch so he can never fall asleep first. But if it's right when they go to bed, it's usually Gaz cause Soap needs to do something like doodle/journal for a bit to calm his mind before he can.

A headcanon: Trying to decide if I want to keep this SFW or just go the nasty route... I'll keep it safe for now. They do pretty much everything together, especially on base. They just love each other's company so much and both thrive off social interaction so it's like a win-win. They'll workout together, they eat together, they go grocery shopping together. They're such an iconic duo it's hard to ignore the fact they're together. ALSO, I fully believe Soap is just whipped for Gaz's smile/laugh (aren't we all?) that he does everything in his power to see it/hear him laugh. Even if Gaz's 'laugh' is just a bunch of wheezing punctuated by laughing sounds, Soap still finds it so beautiful. Anything he can do to make Gaz smile/laugh was worth doing

Do they have any rituals? Gaz is the one with the most rituals, so to speak. He's got a whole skin care routine (that he dragged Soap into), he's got some pretty good oral hygiene. Soap has a whole morning ritual that is far too complicated for Gaz's understanding. It's about how he makes his coffee and it's one of the most bizarre things Gaz has ever witnessed.

Who has the most patience? Probably Gaz. Even though, in the field, they're both patient (they're both snipers and Soap is a demo man, both roles require a lot of physical patience), Soap is pretty short-tempered when it comes to most other things. Like, physically, he's patiently waiting for something, but when you listen to him talking to Gaz, it's just complaining about how bored/impatient he is. It takes a lot to get Gaz genuinely angry at something, which is not to say he's going from 0-100 in these instances. He's definitely showing he's annoyed at everything, but whether he actually acts on it or not is the determining factor of his patience.

A gif that describes their relationship: I actually really like this one. It's just *sighs* I don't know but it's SoapGaz in my heart

[merakiui]

Okay, I reached the part where the boys are fighting for you to choose what dorm is the best, and you are right! It made me giggle for such a dumb reason. I think what sold it to me was that Jamil was also seeking your "approval".

Another thing that I have to point, is Ace's comment about how remote the Sage's Island is. He said, and quote:

"They have to take a train from the nearest airport, transfer to a bus, broad a ferry, transfer to ANOTHER ferry, then another bus... Anyway, the point is, getting to Sage's island is a chore and a half!"

Okay... and let's remember in Scarabia book how both Ace and Deuce came to our rescue... Did they really spend all of the money that transportation alone takes, food expenses and I suspect they had to stay somewhere for the night if we take into account that you send the text half-way the book and from there three or two days pass for them to arrive at the end.

All of that, just to attend a call of you being trapped in Scarabia? It could mean anything! Unless they spoke with the other and took time to decided if this was an emergency. Although, I have the slight suspicion they went on their own, just to find the other at the airport like the Spiderman meme 😂

Don't forget how our Twisted Wonderland boys are: unless it benefits them, then they won't help, or ask something in return. But they didn't ask for anything...

Our duo seems to be quite attached to us :^)

That part caught me by surprise because it really did feel like a moment in a harem plot! I just love how invested the three of them are in getting the player's approval of their dorm.

YES!!! When he was saying that, I was just :o the entire time. It really is such a remote location. If you ever wanted to escape your twst yandere from either NRC or RSA you'd have to go through so many transportations, and that's only if you can even make it out of the campus. ^^;;;

I have to hand it to Ace and Deuce. To go through all of that trouble while not knowing the severity or the entire context of being trapped in Scarabia... True friends right there. :D I love imagining both of them in the airport because you know they'd try to deny their real reasons for coming back early. And then they realize they're going back for your sake and it becomes clear that they really do share the same brain cell.

Aaaa you're right! No one does anything just to be kind (unless they're Kalim). The characters can't even refer to each other as friends even though what they all have is an obvious friendship, so good, selfless deeds are rare lol. Ace and Deuce really do care quite a lot to do that knowing that it won't benefit them. The besties were worried. <3

[bluewillowedart]

hi :) can you talk about anything related to prsk you have been thinking about lately. literally anything even if it's 15 paragraphs about an au in your head or disecting a character or just a little headcanon i Will read it. also what's the flag in your pfp?

hello :)

ohhhbhh goodness theres so much i could talk about oh god oh god.

but first - the flag in my pfp is the agender flag but the colors were picked from touyas sdsc trained card! ((you can pick the aromantic and agender flags from them and it makes me so happy hehe))

but now. jun insanity moment time. ((warning. this may be long))

uhmm idk how much i will end up putting here since. im not the best with words but. magical girl au with the gamer quartet.

i just think. pink leader emu would be so fun,, im drawing a lot of dynamic and design philosophies from precure so thats where that decision came from. the cute tiney girl with the big ass hammer being the leader is so amusing to me listen. Listen.

also the progression of who joins the team is emu -> nene -> akito -> touya

i really like the idea of touya being the more. almost aloof one whos hesitant to join the team and would prefer to work alone. that sort of concept but not exactly if you will hehe. there is an interval between nene joining compared to akito and touya. the latter two are somewhat close to precure's late cure concept. slightly.

emu and nene are established as close friends from the beginning in the au anyways so that lends itself to make the dynamic easy to build from. im still trying to figure out how to fill the void in how this blends akito and touya with this starting duo. but i like to think that touya got his powers even before akito but. kept it a secret from him (which he wish he didnt have to but you know). so when the two found out abt each other having powers. just. woah?!?!? spiderman pointing meme or smth ig.

i also should add the designs for them in general was drawn from that cutesy space/cyber aes along with very vaguely. sea slugs.

its been referenced and shown on one of my posts but their partners. emu -> crocodile, nene -> owl, akito -> wolf, touya -> panda. all based off of the animals they chose in close game offline :) they are silly little friends and the team has to pretend theyre little plushies to avert suspicions hfdjs

and similarly for their weapons. emu -> big fucking hammer. nene -> laser sniper. akito -> serraded knives. touya -> thats a secret ;)

TBH touya is an interesting chara in this au very mysterious very funky. he is super powerful but doesnt have full control over his powers yet. i will leave it at that. augh.

they have to fight off the forces that are created from the build up of negative feelings drawn from sekais that are able to phase into the real world. these said feelings are ones that have gone haywire and all. for the most part the team can use their cellphones to detect these. monsters. and fight them. they typically arent seen by the normal eye but there are some who are so powerful that can override that.

overall this au diverges from canon and theres a handful of things drawn from said canon that ive altered for the sake of this au making sense but. its my silly au i get to make the silly rules and it means so much to me aaadhjksaaaaaaa

there is also a pkmn au that keeps going in and out of my head. and my bf and i created a team for touya. milotic, miraidon, ceruledge, lucario, corviknight, decidueye. this au doesnt have a lot to it as of rn but also. emu with tinkaton. its so necessary. that mon is Meant for emu. oh yeah and akito has amarouge to compliment touya. hehe. yeas.

i have. more aus. but theyre not super developed enough for me to talk extensively abt them but they sure exist in my head.

PLEASE do continue to pick at my brain for the magical girl au tho i love that one so badly hfusjkd

[koreanbibliophilegirl]

@greenbeany I thought the thread was getting a lil long haha

Maybe Ranboo as a [Point Blanc] student?? Like. [Point Blanc] could be just a school for rich kids not rich troublemakers. Ranboo's parents, after learning what almost happened, sends him(them??) to a normal comprehensive school in Britain and it just happens to be Tommy's school.

Homeroom teacher(Sam? Ponk? Grian cameo?): Class, we have a new student today. Ranboo, would you introduce yourself?

Ranboo: Uhh h-hi. My name is Ranboo Beloved-

Tommy, snapping his head up and bolting up, knocking his chair over: RANBOOB?!?!?!?!

Ranboo, who will now be known as Ranboob by the entire school until Tommy declares he is the only one allowed to call Ranboo that and threatens the other kids: TOMMY?!?!?!?!

Allium duo: *spiderman meme*

Tubbo: *silently snaps a photo*

So basically Ranboo was one of the kids at [Point Blanc] and he and Tommy were friends there. Tubbo of course knows about Tommy's "job", and Ranboo learned when Tommy was saving the kids there, so yeah they all become friends through the mutual secret.

Also consider:

Purpled 🤝 Enderwalkboo

Having Purple Eyes

Idk who Dr. Grief/Greif or Ms. Stellenbosch would be, maybe Hannahxxrose as the headmaster who cloned herself AND Punz the school dean? Instead of messing w the chromosomes.

BoomerNA as the head security guard

Eryn Cyberonix as one of the other [PB] kids

Aimsey too

Anyway

Jack Manifold aka Wolf(maybe his code name is Thunder?? Yknow cuz of the old username. OMG Niki as Arson): Oh God, I can't deal with kids...

Niki(ik Ben wasn't at Point Blanc in the books but let's say Niki is bc I like Niki): Thunder, we are literally only 3 years older than them.

(I'm thinking benchtrio and the rest at 16 and Niki and Jack at 19, idk how long SAS training takes but I don't think they could be 18. Also Aimsey is benchtrio's age just because)

[unsolved-marionette]

Whoops my finger slipped here's the lore for the swap au (I like to call it the Date with Destiny au lmao):

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

ONCE UPON A WONDER:

- Clown Tenma siblings but its Saki this time

- Kohane clown because in canon she's a fan of Phoenix Wonderland so I thought it would funny

- And the Mizurui duo 🤡 🤡

- Mizooks and Rui get permission from Emu and her family to use the stage

- And they become a super cool clown duo fulfilling Rui's middle school dreams

- They're like Percival and Jackson the Cost and Ho-Host 😍😍😍😍 (inside joke lmao)

- Kohane stumbles upon the stage while hanging out in the theme park

- Saki also finds out while hanging out at the park, bcs she wants to do lots of cool things now thats she's out of the hospital

- They literally all have one of those rotation schedules on the wall or smth on who has to test Rui's inventions next 💀

- But I know for a fact the first time they had to Saki volunteered first and she like nearly died or smth

- And then they found out she was recently in the hospital and they're like "WHY TF DIDN'T YOU TELL US" "AAAAA I NEARLY KILLED SAKI"

-And she's like "I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN!!!"

-Its canon now I don't make the rules

- A lot of their shows center more fairytale-like themes of magic and hope and whatever bcs I love fairytales and their designs just turned out that way

- Princess Saki real I love her

- Tsukasa comes to all their shows bcs he's a good brother

- This is where he meets Rui it all works out in the end see

- Ruikasa nation is fed but only bcs I ship it more than I do Mizurui whoops 

- When Kohane first joins she's literally so nervous

- But hey she's the cool ringleader now also bcs I designed her outfit that way

- Also bcs I love Kohane

- Slay queen be confident keep all the clowns in check

- Ringleader Kohane real she keeps track of all the technical stuff and writes their plays like Tsukasa except less crazy <3

- Ans then Mizuki is literally like Rarity or smth all their cool costumes come from them

- Mizuki so talented

-Rui is still the cool director with all his cool robots

- Tobey from Wordgirl who? William Afton who?

- And then I hear Saki gets into composing and whatnot I think but even tho it might not be actually canon it is now

- Slay Saki music piano queen don't let the piano man get you

• • •

STARS LOST TO TIME:

- Discord gang woohoo

- Tsukasa emo Tenma sibling 😔

- Mafuyu is. Mafuyu.

- Shizuku sad arc

- An chills with them of course

- They've each got their own stories to relay when they're with each other

- Shizuku talks about anything and everything really, but sometimes tells them about when she was an idol

- Tsukasa goes on and on about theater bcs he's still a theater kid how could he not be

- An tells stories of these funky group of kids who come by the cafe every so often and seem to be great friends (guess who)

- And Mafuyu doesn't really like to talk at all

- Before their main story, they all think the sekai is theirs alone

- Tsukasa would gift plushies to the virtual singers

- Shizuku had books to bring

- An brought cool music for them to listen to

- And Mafuyu was the one who would visit the most, having many conversations with the virtual singers and just spending time with them in general

- When they saw what new gifts the others would bring they would be like "oh cool where'd you guys get that"

- "idk it probably manifested from ur feelings?"

- Miku and Luka don't snitch 🤪

- They would all visit often at their own times and somewhere never came across each other

- Until one of them sent the wrong music file on the server and they all clicked on it and ya yeeted themselves in

- They all collectively thought "OH NO THEY'RE IN MY SEKAI"

- "wait"

- It became the Spiderman pointing meme

- An: "bruh Hoshi guess who I met at the Cafe today

- "who"

- "ur childhood friend"

- tenma tsukasa takes about a few minutes to rember who. He has the worst memory ever bcs this is how it rolls around here.

- "OH WAIT U MEAN TOUYA-"

- ok so within lore of how they all got to here

- mafuyu is still mafuyu

- tsukasa is well.

- cmon u guys he's perfectly angsted up as is he just needs a little... shaping

- he takes a few moments to have a brain instead of going "HAAHA UN A STAR OF COURSE IM MENTALLY OK"

- horse man. ARE you ok?

- Shizuku is also perfect she's just her but sadder and on Discord here

- even if she's horrible with tech

- she always has the worst call quality of the four

- ans then an is like. Idk actually this shall be figured out someday

- but today is not that day

[babymagi]

Magi characters meeting Orient characters who would get along the most, who would hate each other the most, which one would be the most chaotic?

Would you be surprised if I said I've literally thought of this scenario at least a dozen times? (you shouldn't be)

Musashi and Kojiro would think Sinbad is super cool until it's explained to them everything he's done and then they'd be like :|

Tsugumi and Morgiana would get along incredibly well, they have similar traumas and experiences and I just think they would be good friends

I've said this before but I completely and fully believe that Kojiro would think that Judar is really really hot and get very flustered around him

Takeda and Sinbad.... now that's a power duo I really would not want to see, the world would probably implode

Tsugumi would probably also think that a lot of the women in Magi (especially the Fanalis women) were very attractive and want to be around them a lot

Shiro: You're dressed like a slut Judar: Bitch, at least I didn't get rejected by a fucking GOD

Takeruhiko being like "Mm, yes, these are my people"

Alibaba and Kojiro doing the spiderman meme at each other

[rosecoloredwriting]

Best Friend Tings~

A/N: This idea came to me and then boom! This might be a whole series of headcanons i got so many ideas bro!!!! 

Summary: Sometimes in life having a best friend is better than getting a s/o 

Pairings: Izuku Midorya x GN!Reader(Platonic), Katsuki Bakugou x GN!Reader(Platonic), Shoto Todoroki x GN!Reader(Platonic), Hitoshi Shinso x GN!Reader(Platonic)

Izuku Midoriya

We can see from the show he didn’t have any friends before u.a(katsuki doesn’t really count)

So boy must have been lonely before ua like todoroki

He nerded out by himself, no one else to talk to other than mama inko

So meeting you made his life better

he’s up to date on meme culture too

You slide in one vine reference during a convo ONCE when you met and he responds back subconsciously with his own

Instant connection

Like lightning strikes and you both just do the spiderman pointing at each other meme

Vine might be dead but that won’t stop you

Both of you start turning into beams of light

He gets sparkle eyes when you both don’t stop with the vine references

Numbers exchanged and you both find out to be major nerds for certain shows

Late nights are spent sending each other memes/videos and the next day you both are holding in fits of giggles

When the dorms are put in place pure chaos

Yall are inseparable 

There’s a lot of sneaking around because guess what you’re doing instead of sleeping 

watching✨✨TikToks✨✨

Or watching those Russian car crash videos

You go into a youtube deep dive at 3 am together

One brain cell is shared between you two ok

Deku squad are the vibes ok

Ilida can’t believe how 2 of some of the smartest people he knows can turn the exact opposite

“Ilida can you do us a favor? Would you be willing to run while holding us like balloons?”

“What are you talking about!?”

“Ilida me and (Y/N) thought of having Uraraka join us by making us float and have a rope tied around us with you running around!”

“As your class president I will not allow you to do such a thing-!” Cutting him off you turn to Izuku

“I told he wasn’t gonna say yes.” Sighing in disappoint.

“Should we try Kacchan?” 

“I’ll do the talking got it!” You leave behind a dumbfounded Ilida wondering why his friends can be so smart yet do such stupid actions.

Do not be fooled though

You call out izuku when necessary, you both may be chaotic with one another but like hell!!!! you’ll let him slip up because you’re besties and actually have brain cells(sometimes)

From the glare you’re sending him he feels like a disappointment because he caused his bestie trouble and worry

In conclusion: Yall are ride or die

Were talking the strength of the pillars of those temples in Greece

Katsuki Bakugo

It kinda just happened before the classes eyes

Like no one gets how bakugo manages not to blast your eardrums everyday

He just somehow sees you’re genuinely trying to be friends with him and get to know him

At first, he thought you were some extra following him like the rest of Baku squad at first and somehow saw that you don’t see him godly or anything you just really enjoyed being around him

Slowly you both understand one another

He’s kinda scared cause I don’t think bakugo has ever been like close close with someone before

So it’s slow like his friendship with Kiri

Speaking of Kiri cause this is a package deal if your friends with bakugo

You both will just watch him when someone pisses him off 

“Someone tried to test him right,” you said while passing Kirishima a water bottle. Coming back from the vending machine.

“Yeah he did” he replies deadpanning at Bakugou’s antics

You may be mostly a duo but its also a trio sometimes

So when he gets captured there’s a 50/50 chance that he will come to you

you managed to get knocked out during the attack so seeing one another safe really just lifts the blanket of fear off

So when the dorms come in he will barge into your room and start up your console and play

This distraction won’t last long cause at some point he just sits there stuck in his head

He holds back tears but you just help him through

Really just strengthens your bond

From then on he comes to you and he’s very vague on details but you just comfort him

somehow you both from this experience learn how to read what the other is feeling

If you have something going on the perceptive as ever bakugo will see and somehow do the thing that just gives you a boost, he’s not either an intimate or verbal guy

He’s trying his best alright

The same goes for you in bakugo accept your just a tad slower and use your words instead 

Best friend soulmate ✨✨tings✨✨

One of your past times is either playing fighting games or just relaxing in his room

Like you both will lay on the ground, speaker blasting, taking turns putting on songs

Feeling the vibrations 

Its how the aggressive boy cools down/relaxes

Being angry all the time is tiring

One time you were in a room with someone as they insulted bakugou

Right in your face not only did you defend your best friend but you also whooped some ass that day

Conclusion: the best friends that just get each other 

Shoto Todoroki

(If you’re an endeavor stan I don’t know what to tell you for this one)

Now hear me out on this

You find Endeavor hilarious

He is just the funniest person to you

Like just looking at him makes you cackle

So when todoroki fights midoriya and he used his fireside everyone was shocked because no one has seen him use it yet!!

But when you see endeavor on the other side of the stadium scream “SHOTOOOOO!” you burst out full-on laughing!!! WHEEZING IF YOU MAY!! Like do you not see his face

When he came back to the stands you just turned to him holding in a laugh

“Hey, Todoroki how are you so serious all the time with your dad looking like that all the time?”

“I beg your pardon?”

Don’t get me wrong he was pissed because like baby just had a mental breakdown but this type of comment is new to him

“Don’t you see how ridiculous he looks with those flames of him like damn. Of all the places! Why his fckin calves!!!!! Like what kind of egotistical man does that”

Todoroki hates his dad so you bashing him really opens up doors for you

Now to me, I think todoroki throws insults at everyone without even knowing himself

Like under his breath he will say a comment you will catch it and hold in a laugh

So you bashing his father made you an a+ in his book

And so the duo begins

Since todoroki does insult people without knowing you are there to be his audience

You will stifle and hold in giggles and laughs as you stand right next or behind him

Once he realized this he subtly increases the amount he says on the daily(These arent basic insults either but they aren’t harmful, plain fun ok)

One time your laughing got to the point Aizawa threatened to separate you two

But still, you helped cracked the boy’s frozen heart

Lots of hugs though cause the boy needs it

Once you’re close enough in the friendship you jump and hug the boy in surprise

Gets a little startled but loves the gesture cause guess what yall are besties

Opening his door, Todoroki meets the sight of you holding a pile of food. Ready for movie night. Quickly placing it down on the coffee table you jump and give him a hug. He stumbles a moment before he wraps his arms around your waist.

“Why are you hugging me? We saw each other all day.”

“Just thought you needed it.” Mumbling a thank you you go to the coffee table. The surface spilling with bags of snacks.

“I have my soba and more if you want any. I even got those candies you like.”

“Really! Thanks Sho-kun! I also got those chips you really enjoyed the last time. So you ready?” With a hum you both sit down opening the food you'll be eating for the rest of the night. Grabbing the remote Shoto hits play, the screen lights up to show the Disney logo.

Many movie marathons and binge-watching nights because you need to show him so much

When these hangouts happen you have hardcore munches together

You both will have a buffet of food because boy does he love his soba and you love to do to bring an entire pile and bag full of food

Just appreciates you and all you do for him

Will definitely sneak in really expensive gifts to you

Loves to watch Disney movies with you 

Conclusion: you are the best friend he needs, he wouldn’t have you any other way

Hitoshi Shinso 

Both of you met in gen studies class

At this point, everyone in the class knew one another names and stuff and when word got to you of his quirk oh boy

He was minding his business sitting in his desk

Slightly wishing he was dead or wanting to vibe at home

But here you come strutting on over and say hi to him

He was kinda nervous cause everyone knew his quirk and just got all those villain comments

You just talk and say how cool his quirk is and he’s like ‘aw shit here we go again’

Instead, you just ask why he isn’t in the hero course

Like his quirk amazing for that shit

He’s shocked alright

So you both just stick together

You are his wild friend taking him on adventures as he complains saying he would rather watch a movie or do something

Low key in on your plans 

He trusts you with his life so don’t take advantage of that

Teases you on a regular basis

Is the type of friend where if he makes fun of or teases you 

You’re his friend

at the sports festival, you treat him to lunch because he deserves it!!!!

He made it to the last round

And fought MIDORIYA!!!

“You don’t have to do this you know.” Dragging Hitoshi around the food stands he tries his best to stop you from doing this. Even if it’s your treat he rather pay himself.

“Hitoshi I swear if you don’t just pick what you want for lunch I’m fighting you.”

“I’m being serious you don’t have too. I didn’t even win against him.” You come to a halt both hands on his shoulders. Looking him in the eye you reassure him.

“You may not have won but you made it to the 3rd round. Do you know how amazing that is! A general studies student made it that far! You did that! You showed everyone we might as well be just as good as the hero course students! As your best friend to, I must treat you for this accomplishment.” This time he grabs your wrist. Pulling you around until he sees a food stand that peaks his interest. A soft smile on his face happy to call you his friend and to have someone care for him like you do.

He is the reason why you're an insomniac now

When you blame him for your sleeping schedule he just says in the deepest and seductive voice “it was part of the plan”

Makes you want to punch that handsome face of his(but you wouldn’t you love the boy too much)

Sometimes you guys sneak cats in like your dorms just somehow manage to have cats in them

The fur is everywhere but their you fur babies

You both spend your time playing board games and sometimes inviting the deku squad cause Hitoshi has a pretty chill relationship with Izuku(plus their too social for their own good)

So things become waaaaaaaay more lively

Both of your social batteries though are completely empty

There is late-night cuddling though as weird as it sounds

when you take turns slipping in one another’s dorm you both manage to hug like it’s super platonic and just find it comforting waking up to one another

the bond so strong that you protect one another even when you sleep

Conclusion: the besties that mess around one another but are like this🤞

[fatgummybear]

Hi! I've just discovered your blog and I already love it! If you're not too busy may I request Bakugou, Hawks, Kirishima and Tokoyami with a s/o who has a cockatiel as a pet? My bird is a very talkative, loud, lovable lil bastard who loves kisses, scratches, being out of his cage, scaring people that show fear around him and doesn't like being alone. His name is Harry but I usually call him little chicken mcnugget. Hope I'm asking right. If not, please feel free to ignore this! Have a good day!✨

you most definitely can!! thank you for all the support you’ve shown my little corner of tumblr, i really appreciate it^-^ goodness me, please give harry all the scratches and kisses he wants, he sounds so sweet!!

Bakugou, Hawks, Kiri and Tokoyami with a s/o who owns a cockatiel:

Bakugou:

harry is loud you say??:D

automatic brownie points in bakugou’s book

at some point they will just have a moment making loud noises at each other, please record it

they will just make each other feral

please never leave them alone together

i am convinced they will commit arson im not even joking

im thinking that if anyone in the bakusquad is gonna be scared of birds, its probably denki, like i see him being swarmed by pigeons or smthn when he was younger T-T

bakugou will eat this uppppp and have harry scare denki with him

oh gosh hawks would love the lil guy

he would put funky music on and sit with him and do the birb vibe™️

would absolutely help him preen and groom himself to help them form a bond

them sharing bird seed on movie night nO T-T

so ive said it before ill say it again, hawks is a whistler

and i do believe he will try his hardest to teach harry funny little tunes so they can whistle and vibe together

cutest duo, will perform a full concert for you one day ^-^

Kirishima:

harry doesn’t like being alone? no worries, kiri wont let him even know what alone means

he’s sat on the sofa eating fruit? harry is sat in his shoulder eating his fruit

he’s playing games? harry is sat with him while he explains everything thats going on

he will give harry all the attention and love he could ever want

and he will brag about being best friends with harry at school and show everyone photos

is probably the most wholesome bird dad out there, solid 30/10 for this fellow

Tokoyami:

im thinking that spiderman meme where theyre both looking and pointing at each other

oh gods and sir harry having a bit of a grudge with tokoyami when you first bring him home because “excuse me why another bird in the house??”

and then tokoyami scratches him in the good spot™️

and hoo buddy its all over they are now best friends

imagine them just communicating in bird talk, just chirping at each other

also tokoyami gently introducing harry to dark shadow

dark shadow would 300% call him chicken mcnugget with you

[charlietheepicwriter7]

Ruche and the Miraculous Order

So, I love zoe-onee-sama’s Scarlet Lady AU as much as the next person, but I couldn’t help but think...

What if Chat Noir didn’t want to be the responsible partner? 

It makes sense why he does so in Scarlet Lady, since he’s paired with Chloe of all people for a Ladybug, but... Canon Adrien uses Chat Noir as an escape from his responsibilities. It’s his freedom. Plus, he did kinda enable Chloe for most of their childhood--certainly, he didn’t know how she was like at school, but wouldn’t he have seen how she treated her butler? Any other children around them (like Felix)? Hell, maybe even Sabrina? He didn’t call her out on her behavior until school, and while he probably doesn’t know better, it still happened and is still bad. 

So, what if he doesn’t want to be the leader of the Miraculous Team?

First, Paris would be in chaos. Not every day, no stop to the panic chaos, but akuma battles would take hours, because Coccinelle (I don’t want to use Scarlet Lady since that is zoe-onee-sama’s thing and seriously, read her comic, it’s great) and Chat Noir keep goofing off and getting caught. It’s an outright miracle that their miraculous haven’t been taken yet.  Coccinelle doesn’t say a heroic speech to Hawkmoth’s floating head at the end of Origins, so Paris doesn’t really have a lot of faith in Coccinelle and Chat, but there is no one else to rely on and they still technically get the job done, so that’s what matters, right?

(Nevermind that the two just hide or give up during a few of the less destructive akumas bc they don’t want to do anything, so Hawkmoth just calls back the akuma). 

Second, there’s no guardian in this. Mostly because I don’t like Master Fu, but also because there’s no reasonable explanation why he wouldn’t take the miraculous back once he saw how these two were behaving. So the miraculous are just... floating around everywhere. 

Third, Chloe and Adrien totally know each other’s identities. Chloe would have demanded after Origins (after harassing poor Ivan) so they know. This gives Chloe leverage over Adrien so he doesn’t end up making friends with most of the class, since Chloe threatens to out them every time he misbehaves. This allows Adrien to be sympathetic while also still allowing him to be a minor antagonist. 

Yeah, I said antagonist. Because Marinette is the protagonist (and I’m a sucker for villains to lovers).

So, Marinette is still trying to fight back against Chloe. She doesn’t have her miraculous, so she’s not as confident about standing up for herself, but that’s helped by best-friendship-pals, Alya and Nino. They’re a trio who supports each other. Mari doesn’t get her crush on Adrien, since Chloe is keeping him directly under her thumb, but she does pity him, like she does Sabrina. Mari gets akumatized pretty early on in this ‘verse, probably because Chloe used Coccinelle to harass her and she snapped. That fight was the worst the duo ever faced, nearly killing both heroes, and it was only because Alya filmed the starting incident that Chloe didn’t manage to get Mari thrown in jail. Still, the rest of the school thinks she’s snap any second now... everyone but Bustier’s class, anyway. She’s low-key a punk now.

Alya still has her blog, but it’s centered around the akumas rather than Coccinelle. It’s called the Akuma Report and is the only blog out there with a built in alarm feature warning about akumas (since fights are hours now, a lot of people get footage). She is also the only blog that can criticize the miraculous duo; Chloe got her father to take down blogs for fake libel accusations and SLAPP suits to then drag it out into court and waste everyone’s time. The only reason the Akuma Report is spared is because Alya’s got Max as a co-creator on the sight. 

Nino, since he isn’t friends with Adrien in this AU, so he mostly hangs with Alya and Mari. He still has his crush on Marinette, only to get another on Alya, so he’s now crushing on both his friends at the same time (which could lead to poly!heroes, idk yet). He’s the mom friend of the group, since Alya and Mari build off each other’s chaos. 

A few months after Coccinelle and Chat Noir’s debut, Mari, Alya, and Nino start finding their miraculous. I considered other combinations, but I think Bee! Mari, Fox! Alya, and Turtle! Nino work best (originally I considered Turtle!Mari, but I don’t think Nino would clash well with the Fox. But just imagine Nino trying to put the Bee comb in his fuzz hair). They each find it one at a time--Mari finding the comb at a thrift store while looking to upcycle some clothes, Alya found the necklace at the lost and found at the Hotel, Nino’s was a gift from his grandfather (who could also have been a former guardian but is too old to use it anymore idk). The point is, they all get them independently from each other, probably Mari and Alya first with Nino coming a little later. 

Mari has no intention of coming forward to help the Miraculous Duo, since her anxiety convinces her that they’ll think she’s an akuma and attack right away (in fact, that was basically what happened in Volpina in this ‘verse), so she stays to the shadows. She goes out on patrol, since Coccinelle and Chat don’t and are only out and about when other people can fawn over them. So, she patrols and practices until she finds a fox-shaped person--Alya. 

They do the Spiderman meme, thinking the other is an akuma and tussle for a bit, not that Paris notices. Alya knocks Mari down and snatches the comb, what she thinks is the akumatized object, and surprise! It’s your bestie! And it’s not an akuma, it’s a miraculous. Alya detransforms and they have a little freak out that they wailed on their best friend. Until they realize--their bestie can fight. They have the means to fight Hawkmoth. They’re going to fight Hawkmoth. 

But there’s no akuma for a while, so they meet up in secret to train. Around this time, Nino gets the Turtle and learns from Wayzz that the Fox and Bee are active, so he searches for them. They think’s an akuma and, just like the first time, they wail on him until he detransforms. He’s kinda annoyed until he realizes that, hey, these are his best friends, holy cow. They tell him their plan to fight Hawkmoth and he joins in. 

The only problem is the Miraculous Duo. See, without the Ladybug Miraculous, they can’t fix the city and, like it or not, Coccinelle still occasionally uses Miraculous Ladybug. So they need to get the Ladybug Miraculous. 

It doesn’t make sense that only Ladybug and Chat Noir can purify/destroy an akuma, so I say all holders can purify akumas (but not fix the city) and until I figure out how each, they just eat the akuma. They eat the akuma and burp up a purified butterfly. That’s how it works now. 

So, imagine. It’s Hero’s Day, Coccinelle and Chat Noir are totally overwhelmed by the massive amounts of force being thrown at them, they’re about to die, when three figures come into save them. The three are a well oiled machine, covering each other’s weaknesses, with the Bee at the head. They manage to push back the akuma’s to get to Hawkmoth, the Bee delivers her hero speech about how they’re not afraid of Hawkmoth and how they’ll be the ones to defeat him (learning that the Bee is called Ruche, the fox is Rena Rogue, and the turtle is Carapace). They push Hawkmoth back, clearly saving the day to Coccinelle’s ire, and then, turning to the duo, demand: 

“Give us the Ladybug Miraculous.” 

[flashfuture]

The only time Kyle ever thought he might be the odd one out was when his cousins told him he was the only one who could be on baywatch because “he wasn’t pasty (like them)” and that was that. I do imagine Conn hearing that and just looking at him up and down and being “oh Kyle you are very emotional smart, but sometimes...head empty no thoughts.”

OLLIE AND KYLE USING THE SAME WACKY CATHOLIC IDOMS AND DOING THE SPIDERMAN MEME AT EACH OTHER! Ollie and Kyle having the same vibe of “we aren’t really religious,” they lose something and default to the Saint Anthony prayer lmao. Ollie hates that he and Kyle have things in common in the beginning but Kyle thinks it’s a bit funny. Since Ollie probably understands his English jokes he adopted from his mom and family.

YES TO CONN’S FAMILY! I think showing Kyle off to his family is another reason people were so sure Kyle and Conn were dating. I can’t believe Conn’s monk dad likes Kyle. Tbh? I can’t imagine Kyle being anything but respectful to Conn’s family outside Ollie but Ollie is a pay evil onto evil siduation. Also oof, Sandra and her husband sound like...gems to be around :/ (but it does speak to him and Kyle’s relationship that he would know them. Dc let Conn have his friends back and let Kyle have his friends on earth again, bring back the 90’s boys.)

Lol Kyle looking like none of his cousins or relatives and Maura going “Well your father was also Scottish so” and Kyle just goes with it while his cousins are like???

Also yeah like something goes wrong they get stuck in traffic forever while the whole family is going to the beach or something. And like in unison Ollie and Kyle go ‘sweet merciful Jesus let this end’ and they just immediately lock eyes. 

Yeah Kyle is so respectful. He was such a fan of Manter Jansen cause that dude was just the best. Master Jansen and Conn together was my favorite duo because he kept lecturing Conn about being a vegetarian and Conn was like “I know I know I am a vegetarian and you’ve been telling me these things for the past decade.” Kyle was also very polite to Sandra even if he wasn’t quite sure what to make of her. 

Yeah Sandra Hawke was something. She was as her father put it a hippie. It’s implied she was around 19 when she had Conn thought she wanted him and then well. She had a ton of money given to her from Ollie and she had properties all around the country. Conn stated that she often passed him off to friends and family and wasn’t around much sent him a lot of postcards tho. Again Conn was expelled from 7 schools by the time he was 13 before he went to the Ashram. His mom dropped him off and they didn’t have like any contact till Conn tracked her down years and years later. 

Armitage also keeps putting hits out to kill Conn. And Sandra is just like “boys will be boys” so not sure what her problems were. Only thing she couldn’t stand was her husband being racist. and I’m like Sandra babe you’re half black half Korean what are you doing?? But anyways yeah Sandra was something. She and Conn were never very close which is why Conn sort of fixated on Ollie and the Green Arrow being his dad you know an ideal he could look up to. 

Also, the Ashram is a place Conn considers home even more so than Star City, he goes back often. I think as well just Kyle would enjoy the calm on the farm you know. Just Nathan, the cattle, and Conn.  

Okay okay yes give Conn his friends back. Eddie Fryers for example was both Ollie and Conn’s friend. Eddie sort of took on a godfather-like role, mentoring Conn after Ollie died temporarily. 

Conn had a friend from Mexico City named Carlita too who was in the CNI if I’m remembering right she was fed at least. Plus Kyle and Wally were def his closest superhero confidantes. I hope they let him have his friends again too. 

[retvenkos]

“if you don’t get off my ceiling, i will hit you with a shoe.”

OKAY, FAM, GET READY BECAUSE WE ARE ABOUT TO DISCOVER WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE BFFS WITH THE LOVELY GWEN STACY FROM THE MASTERPIECE INTO THE SPIDER VERSE...

to start, you were friends with gwen way back when peter was still alive

and when he died?? you didn’t know all the details, but you figured gwen had to have seen something you didn’t

why else would she be so cold?

one day the two of you were friends, and the next you woke up and both of your best friends were gone

you saw her at the funeral and she didn’t even acknowledge you

instead she left early

and she never even gave a reason as to why she had to go

not to you, at least

she told peter

“...and i think you would approve of that, or maybe not. i don’t know what to think, anymore. but i won’t let anyone else get hurt, pete. i promise.”

and you swore you wouldn’t lose her

but she didn’t answer her phone

she wouldn’t answer her door

she transferred schools

and even though she was still a part of her band, she wouldn’t talk to anyone who showed up for her

she was a ghost

but you never gave up on her

she was your best friend

and you only had one, anymore

and months after everything, you see her walking down the street, and you stop her because you want answers

“please, gwen, you’re my best friend--”

“i don’t have friends.”

“i know that losing peter was hard, gwen. it was hard for all of us--”

“you don’t get it, (y/n)! you never can. so please, just leave me alone.”

“i won’t give up on you, gwen. peter would’ve never given up either.”

“you don’t know what peter thought of me.”

“yes, i do.”

“i’ll only hurt you, too.”

“i’m willing to take that risk, gwen. that’s what friends do.”

“i--”

“please.”

and she looks at you, and you stare back, determined

“okay.”

her voice is soft, almost not there

and you give her a hug

and she is stiff in your arms for a minute, until she melts against you

“i’ve got you, gwen. it’s okay.”

and she pushes back tears

and from there, it’s slow

she answers your texts

you show up at her house

you hang out at the mall sometimes

and gwen has always been terrible at keeping secrets, so it doesn’t take you long to figure out what is going on

it’s gotta be a spider thing

and one day you go to hang out with her, and her dad let’s you in, saying she’s in her room

so you go in

and she’s hanging from the ceiling

and you scream, and she screams, and her dad yells from the kitchen, asking what is wrong

“there’s a spider on the ceiling, dad!”

“sorry, sir!”

and she’s looking at you panicked, and you’re looking at her like she’s crazy and she beckons you in

“are you insane?”

“are you spiderwoman??”

“lower your voice!”

“lower yourself off the  c e i l i n g!”

and she jumps down, vvv gracefully and ohmygod gwen is definitely spiderwoman

and so the barrage of questions come

and both of you are whisper yelling at each other

“since when? was this why you’re such a terrible liar? i thought you were doing drugs or something!”

“did you know there’s a multiverse? i have almost died like three times this week-- wait, you thought i did drugs?”

“in my defense, you always said you had to go to the bathroom. and then you would have bruises and red eyes...”

“...yeah, i can see that. is that why you are always sending me those anti-drug commercials?”

“i thought it was better than telling your dad.”

“yeah, way better.”

and after that, you know you will take pictures in extremely dangerous places because gwen, think of the aesthetic

and the whole multiverse thing is your favorite

“maybe i can become famous by writing books that exist in other dimensions. they can’t exactly sue me for plagiarism, right?”

“go big or go home - do an entire animation company. make an empire.”

“this is why i keep you around.”

and you get to meet miles

and then tease her endlessly for the fact that he has a  h e l l a  big crush on her

“you two would be so cute together-”

“(n/n)...”

“you would be a sickeningly cute couple at day, and a  crime fighting duo at night--”

“(y/n)...”

“i can call your children spiderlings!”

“that’s it, i’m shutting you up.”

and then she webs your face shut

and unbeknownst to you, miles has heard this entire exchange (because dimension hopping is a new hobby of his - something you might know a little bit about because you’re a nerd and have played video games completely based on scientific facts)

and that also means that you get to lecture gwen when she takes dumb risks

because she sometimes has to lend her brain cell to peter b., let’s be real

which lead to arguments

“you’re not my dad, (y/n)!”

“and thank every dimension i’m not, because someone has to keep you in line.”

“my dad--”

“doesn’t know you’re spiderwoman??? yeah, that’s what i thought.”

but you’re also her number one (1) fan and supporter

and you know that you capitalize on spider verse memes

and even though gwen pretends to hate them, you know she makes them with you

“THERE’S A SPIDER MULTIVERSE???”

“yeah, i’m the murder mystery spiderman”

“yo soy el hombre araña, tambien.”

“i’m the computer animated spidergirl.”

“hey, guys, i’m the homeless spiderman.”

“aNd i’M a PiG.”

AND FLUFF ENSUES.

[dolphin-enthusiast]

Sdc squad headcanons of meeting their genderbent versions?

Jotaro:

- Absolutely terrified. Put that thing back where it came from or so help him.

- These two are like the spiderman pointing meme. They are constantly arguing over who's the best version. Honestly at first he thought it was some enemy stand fuckery.

- Both act tsundere and try to fuck up eachother until at some point where one of them saves the other and they come to terms. Most likely his genderbent version saved his ass and he tried to play it off but ended up thanking her in the end (all with a blush.) There's a start for everything, right?

Kakyoin:

- Lowkey fascinated. How did this happen? How is it even possible to begin with? He'd soon leave all the questions aside and try to interact with her.

- The two would surprisingly get along very well and they wouldn't try to fuck up eachother every damn second. He sees no point in trying to "beat" his female version since it's literally HIM d u h.

- They would basically be sibling goals. Rarely fighting eachother, always helping one another and teaming up and basically doing everything together. If anything they are the chillest out of them all.

Polnareff:

- Fucking c h a o s. The moment he spots his genderbent version he's already screaming about how "hot he is as a girl" and how "he'd totally fuck himself."

- Don't let these two alone in a room they can and WILL fuck everything up. They are the ultimate chaotic duo that will ruin everyone's fun and pull pranks 25/8.

- I mean at least they get along?? He doesn't see a reason to wage war against his female version. Quite the contrary, he absolutely loves her and thinks she's just as cool as he is.

Joseph:

- Spiderman pointing meme 2.0 Immediately assumes that he's being under attack by an enemy stand (like grandfather like grandson.)

- Soon realizes this is for real and screams his iconic O H M Y G O D (cue both him and his female version screaming it at the same time.)

- Surprisingly enough they wouldn't try to kill eachother. He does find it extremely b i z a r r e but hey it be like dat sometimes. They would actually team up and come up with plans and this would make them bond in no time.

Avdol:

- Is VERY shocked at first and thinks he's having visions. He is inclined to think that it is the work of an enemy stand, but he quickly realizes that this isn't the case at all.

- Much like Kak he tries to actually get along with his genderbent version and he'd grow fond of her in no time. He never knew living with a genderbent version of himself would be such fun.

- They are the brains of the operation and they solve shit together. They also are good partners in crime and when one is up for mischief the other joins in as well.

[feenyreadscomics]

Team Red visits area 51

So, this is my first attempt at writing a true team Red fanfic. Anyways, for context, all three have worked together before, but Peter dosent know who DD is (just that he's a lawyer) and DD only knows that Peter is in high school. Both DD and Peter know who Deadpool is. Deadpool doesn't know who Spiderman is, but knows who DD is. Slight change to what's in Area 51. First, theres what's actually in area 51 (spoilers, not saying here) but the meme of this universe is that's where the cryptids are (vampires, zombies, werewolves, etc.) Also, the group invading Area 51 features some inserts, because at least some people need to show up to raid Area 51. Gwenpool shows up and uses her powers, so it gets a bit meta, since for Gwenpool it is a super powers thing, not a mental illness thing. All glory to @morepopcornplease ,@smokeyloki @supesofherown for willing to be my area 51 squad

Matt was tired.

There were robots everywhere. Robots on the ceiling, on the floor, just...robots. They were difficult to track, and, more importantly, difficult to punch. Matt's knuckles bled. The suit helped, but not enough.

When did Hell's Kitchen get so wild? Matt wondered. Then suddenly, Matt's world blurred and flipped. He was hanging upside down by his ankle.

"Hey, Double D! Hope you don't mind me bringing in some reinforcements!"

Ah. Spiderman. And oh look. (Or not.) Deadpool. Daredevil gagged. The stench of decay was...distinctive.

Matt started tugging at the webbing around his ankle. It wouldn't unstick. Maybe he should start weilding swords. That way, he could cut himself free and escape while he had a chance.

Maybe he could get Elekra to show him how to use knives.

Deadpool jumped past him, dualweilding katanas. "Eyyyyy! Horn head joined the party!" Matt grumbled under his breath.

Deadpool and Spiderman fought side by side, Spiderman webbing down robots, and Deadpool either shooting or stabbing them. Meanwhile, Matt gnawed at his ankle. Eventually the flow of robots stopped. Deadpool cut Daredevil down.

Deadpool and Spiderman looked around, and fist bumped. Matt coughed loudly.

"I had it under control."

"Because that-" Deadpool gestured around them "-was in control."

"Could have taken care of it."

Deadpool walked over and placed his hands on Matt's shoulders. Matt wrinkled his nose. "Red, you were punching bare metal. With your fists. Let me see them." Deadpool went to grab Matt's hands. Matt pulled them away. Deadpool forcibly grabbed Matt's hands and took off his gloves.

"See? Perfectly fine."

"Ah yes, bloody knuckles are perfectly fine. Now, Webhead has a special mission he wants to invite you on. After that, you're gonna go home to your boy and he's gonna kiss your boo boos better."

"He's not my boy."

"He could be."

"He's married, I'm Catholic and I'm not interested."

"Suurree." Deadpool dropped Matt's hands. "If you are looking for someone else, you know where to find me." Deadpool wiggled his eyebrows, which caused his mask to shift a bit. Matt punched Deadpool. Deadpool laughed.

"See ya hornhead." Deadpool walked off.

"Catholic?" Spidey asked.

"Yep."

"Hmm, ironic considering..." Spiderman gestured to Matt, "...everything."

"Yeah. Ya got a question?:

"Oh yeah, wanna go to area 51 with me and Deadpool?"

"Spidey, I have a buisness to run. No."

"Oh come on! You should."

"Why?"

"Do it for the alien tech. Do it for the meme. Do it because we don't know what the government is hiding in there." Spiderman paused for dramatic effect. "We need to know if vampires really exist. You can't keep that stuff from people."

"No, and you're going to get arrested for it." Matt sighed. "Listen, if you're going to go, can I at least give you this?" Matt pulled a buisness card out of his suit, and handed it over to Spidey.

"Nelson and Murdock, attorneys at law?" Spiderman raised an eyebrow.

"Yeah. I have them on speed dial in case I get arrested. Call them if you need legal help."

"Got it."

--

Matt tumbled into Foggy's apartment. Foggy materialized from his bedroom, bleary eyed.

"Here for checkup." Matt smiled.

"Good. I'll bring you some clean clothes. What bandages do you need? Do we need to call the Night Nurse?" Matt and Foggy had this check up system in place so they wouldn't have to bother her with minor wounds and Foggy could sleep soundly, such as twisted ankles and jammed fingers.

"Nope. Knuckles just need bandaging."

"Good. Though it says something about our lives that you are hurt at all, and I'm saying its fine."

"I know, Fogs." Foggy started applying rubbing alchohol to Matt's knuckles. Matt hissed a bit. "I miss the old days. When there were fewer heroes running around." Matt paused.

"Not when we didn't need spandex clad idiots?"

Matt snorted and thought about it for a bit. "Nah. I guess we always needed them."

"What did the idiots do this time?"

"They want to raid area 51."

"You're shitting me."

"Nope."

"They really are complete dumbasses. Utter morons." Foggy paused. "They'll be out of town for it, right?"

"Yeah..."

"You know where they live, right?"

"Just Wade."

"You could prank him."

"Hmmm... would you help?"

"If you can make sure he doesn't murder me." Foggy finished bandaging Matt's hands. "You're good to go. Do you need a change of clothes?"

"Yeah."

Foggy retrieved some sweatpants and a tshirt. He also got a paper bag out.

"Okay, I got a change of clothes, and a paper bag."

"Thanks, Foggy. You're the best."

"Text or call me when you're home safe."

"Will do."

--

Peter was out in the New Mexico desert, and it was nice. Warm. New York was cold. Peter was cold in New York. All the time.

DD thought it was because something with the Spider bite giving him a few cold blooded drawbacks. Wade thought it was because Peter was too skinny.

Which was because the bite fucked up his metabolism, he supposed.

But for now Peter was in the desert, and warm. It was pleasant.

For five seconds, more or less. He heard chatting, and decided to follow it.

He found a group of four people camped out in the desert, discussing strategies for getting into Area 51. They were all some degree of sunburned, sharing water bottles, and arguing about if they could expect anyone else to show up. Peter waved at them.

"Hello!" One of them responded.

"Oh, hey Spidey!" One of them yelled. She waved him over.

"Glad you could join us."

"We have a chance now!" One of them pumped her fist.

"Smokey, are these your reinforcements?"

"Hi, so, you're obviously Spiderman, I'm V, and this is Smokey," V, apparently, gestured to someone wearing a fedora, apparently Smokey, "Supes," V pointed to a woman in a Superman tshirt, "and Popcorn!" V gestured to a woman wearing a tank top that had "The only iron I pump is the IRON WILL OF GOD" on it.

"Popcorn?"

"She ate all the popcorn!" Smokey complained. Peter tilted his head.

"Smokey did most of the planning, including rations." Supes commented.

"Okay... I should be having a friend meet me here soon!"

"Awesome! Is he in the raid?"

"Yeah."

"Cool. We should talk strategy, while we wait for him to get here..."

--

So they figured that Deadpool would charge into Area 51 as a distraction. Once the guards left to fight him, the group of four would try to scale the fence. While the fence scaling was going on, Spidey would crawl through the drainage pipe to grab whatever paranormal stuff he could find. Leading an army, Spiderman would free the rest of them, allowing them to return home safely.

When Deadpool finally showed up, he laughed at their faces.

"Spidey, you're smarter than this. This isnt gonna work. Besides, I'm expecting one other person. She will help you out. A lot."

"Hello!" A loud, high pitched voice yelled from behind them.

Deadpool and Spiderman turned to see the pinkest person they had ever set eyes on.

--

Peter had thought Wade was crazy. Wade had thought Wade was crazy.

This was nothing compared to Gwen Poole. She was pink and energy, and mostly talked nonsense. Something about this all being fanfiction, and a disappointing lack of panels. Also, according to her, one of the four "self inserts" was "the author."

Wade thought he could keep up, but no. Whatever the fuck voices were in his head paled in comparison to whatever Gwen had.

Like, Deadpool occasionally thought he was in a comic, but she seemed to be able to do something about it. Dead silent explosions because "I caught the otomotapeia," inexplicable escapes...

Cuz if there's real weird shit in there, she can handle it.

As is though, she kept calling one of the people "the author" and it was making his own head spin. That's... not normally how this went. But she'd be going with the four civilians in. She'd be able to keep them alive.

And so it begins.

--

The plan started to fall apart immediately.

Deadpool was doing fine, Spiderman was doing fine.

Gwen and V were in a heated arguement.

"What do you mean, you didn't write any scenes inside area 51?"

"I told you, I don't know what you're talking about! Besides, don't you have powers? Can't you do something about it?"

"Not in a fanfic! Not in normal literature! The format matters. I can manipulate comic panels, not THIS SHITSHOW."

"Uh, guys? I think the Feds are here." Popcorn piped up.

"Hands up!" A man yelled. They all slowly put their hands up.

--

Deadpool made it in. He found a cat named Goose in a cage. He picked it up and continued running through the halls.

He ran into Spiderman. Literally. They both shouted.

"Glad to see you're alive! Do you know where Gwen's squad went?"

"Yeah, I saw them getting arrested just before making it in. And look! I found a cat!" Wade proudly held the cat up to Peter. Voices shouted from behind them.

"WADE! WE NEED TO GET THEM!"

Oh. Right.

"So, any ideas?"

"Stop!" A voice called out behind Deadpool.

The duo ran through the halls, left and right, trying to lose the gaurds. Spidetman opened a door they found, a supply closet. Spiderman opened the cage, and sat the cat on Wade's lap. Spiderman threw the cage down the hall.

"What the fuck was that for?" Deadpool furiously whispered.

"Distraction," Spiderman whispered back.

The guards immediately opened the supply closet. The cat hissed. Then, he opened his mouth. Wide.

Tentacles shot out from the cat's mouth, wrapping around the guard. He let out a shriek, cut short by Goose swallowing him whole.

Deadpool and Spiderman looked at the cat, eyes wide.

"I like you," Deadpool declared, firmly.

--

The other five were in a metal truck.

"Do you have any way out?" Smokey asked.

"No. We're gonna be tried for treason." Supes commented.

"If only the others could get us out of here." V added.

"Wait. That's it."

"What do you mean, that's it?"

"I can get out of here. You wrote something just now of Spidey and Deadpool back at Area 51. I can go there now, let them know where we are, which is in a metal truck, headed to... damn. Don't know definitively, but it's a shot. Just give me a moment..." Gwen pushed on something, and floated up into the ceiling.

"Well, this just got worse," Smokey commented.

--

"Hey guys!"

Wade screamed.

"Woah, Gwen, how'd you get here?" Spidey sounded shocked.

"The writer mentioned you in Area 51, so I could come over to visit, through some medium manipulation. "

"Great job, Pinky. Now, where's everyone else? And do you know what the fuck is going on with this cat?" Wade held out Goose.

"No idea. The writer didn't bother informing the audience of their exact location, and two, the cat is a flergen. Now, let me think." Gwen started pacing around the supply closet, muttering to herself.

"Hmmmm.... wait a minute.... I got it!" Gwen shrieked and snapped her fingers. "Ma- DD, gave you a buisness card for himself. Give it to me, and I'll bring it to them, and they'll be able to call him to lawyer them out." Gwen held out her hand. "Gimme." Reluctantly, Spiderman handed it over. "Thanks, Webhead!" Gwen pushed upwards again. Then, she was gone.

--

Thud!

Gwen fell back into the truck, then grabbed for something.

"Soooooo, what's the plan?" Popcorn asked.

"Sit tight and get Matt Murdock to lawyer us out. He's a crack lawyer, and considering this is fanfic, I imagine he'll be great at it."

"M'Kay." Popcorn said, rolling her eyes.

--

Matt Murdock was a bit busy at the moment. He was busy saran wrapping Wade's pillows. Foggy was trying to cram a rubber duck into a shampoo bottle. Well, Wade's shampoo. Foggy didn't get why the guy had it (Wade was bald) but he figured he'd ask no questions. Just prank.

Matt's phone rang. An unknown number. He picked up.

"Hello! This is Matthew Murdock. Who is this?"

"Hello, this is Gwen Poole, friend of Spiderman, in need of legal counsel. Would you be able to help?"

"Where are you? Is Spiderman or Deadpool with you?"

"No. I'm with four other civilians. We are in New Mexico."

"Shit. I can't exactly make it over there."

"Shit."

Foggy yelped in surprise, then cheered. "Got it in!"

Gwen thought for a bit. "What if we book an airline for you to get here."

Matt thought about it. "That could work."

--

The next morning, Foggy drove Matt to the airport, grumbling the whole way.

"They're idiots, Matt, you shouldn't have to save them." Matt began staring (as best he could) at his hands.

"Its a Catholic guilt thing, isn't it?" Foggy sighed. "Fine, go be a lawyer hero while I singlehandedly keep the firm running. It's a good thing I'm the brains of Nelson and Murdock, while you're the beauty."

"I'm not the brawn of Nelson and Murdock?"

"No, that's Karen." Matt cracked a smile.

Foggy pulled up to the curb. "Keep me posted. Let me know when you're coming back and how it goes."

"I will." Matt got out of the car, and grabbed his suitcase.

He waved as Foggy drove away. Deep breaths, Murdock. You can navigate an airport and plane, he thought. Matt entered the airport.

--

A few hours later, Matt landed in New Mexico, where he couldn't get off the plane fast enough, then took a taxi to where they were being held.

He raised hell. He got everyone (except for Gwen) released that night. New Mexico state troopers had never seen the fury of a Matt Murdock scorned.

Apparently, since everyone was in the middle of the desert, and needed supplies, the threat of death by dehydration was enough to get them all off. Gwen, however, was stuck back in prison, because she was armed, and various other crimes due to being the leader of MODOK. As far as anyone could follow.

Everyone then boarded a plane back to New York.

"Did this just happen?" V asked. "This feels crazy.

"It it really is," Smokey agreed.

Something in the overhead compartment shifted. The stewardess opened it, and Gwen jumped out.

"Thank you!" She said to the stewardess. "Man, that was cramped. Good to be out in the light of day!"

--

Wade Wilson was looking forward to a relaxing night at home, after the craziness of the past few days. He had Goose tucked in his one arm. He opened his apartment. Little rubber ducks were everywhere. Over the counters, on the bookshelves. He opened the fridge. There was a rubber duck.

Goose meowed, then tentacled the duck.

"That's cannibalism, Goose." Wade put down Goose, then went to nap. His cheek hit saran wrap.

"Fuck you, Murdock!" Wade yelled.

Thanks for reading! I tried to have Gwen's powers make sense, but it's...difficult.