#but actually imagine if this happened during the kristoph trial

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the sound of justice

[iridescentoracle]

nyquildriver: lol also, does phoenix get told about this, or does klavier (understandably!) not mention the peggy suing, only to not take advantage of the fact that of everyone he could confide in, this one dude might be the most inclined to believe some weird magic shit happened to him

iridescentoracle: lmao i was thinking the latter, bc we know phoenix has reason to believe him but i'm not sure how well klavier knows

nyquildriver: also imagine the conversation on phoenix's end. magatama locks up the wazoo and probably for weird or unexpected topics nyquildriver: like I kind of get the feeling that most people don't actually believe in spirit channeling despite it being used in a freaking court of law so many times and all of these times must be documented

iridescentoracle: like, i firmly believe apollo has researched every case phoenix ever took In Depth. if court transcripts are available to the public he's gotten ahold of them. even if he didn't already know about spirit channeling and magatamas from growing up in khura'in he would know about them by the time he graduated law school from Researching Phoenix Wright reasons. but klavier i get the feeling didn't know much about phoenix beyond "he's a hotshot defense attorney who apparently forged evidence" before the gramarye trial, and while he might have done his research after the fact (during the seven-year gap or after 4-1) due to Discomfort and Suspicions i can as easily see him doing the avoidance thing instead, and i think if he hasn't Done Some Research he probably only vaguely knows about and doesn't really believe in spirit channeling, never mind magatamas iridescentoracle: like i don't have actual canon to cite either way but just like. based on vibes i don't think he knows about phoenix's experiences with magic shit, and if he does know i don't think he knows all the details and therefore i don't think he believes any of it iridescentoracle: and thus i think he works very hard to Not Let On That Some Weird Magic Shit Happened To Him because it's not like anyone would believe him if he did admit it, and if phoenix wright & company start thinking he's delusional/having a mental breakdown they won't listen to him so he won't be able to save them, and then he really will have the mental breakdown he's desperately staving off by Trying To Stop All The Bad Things From Happening, so he's gotta keep that under wraps iridescentoracle: (phoenix, eyeing this kid's psyche-locks that have popped up over a completely innocuous question for the fourth time in the last twenty minutes: ) iridescentoracle: tbh i'm honestly not sure how klavier recovers from the breakdown i think he probably definitely has after kristoph still gets found guilty of murdering zak gramarye (though i think, for Narrative Resonance with edgeworth's not-entirely-dissimilar Issues and also the pre-peggy sue version of events, he might well take at least a year off prosecuting to go be a rock star, but i don't think that's where his recovery from All That starts) but like. i do think it might involve phoenix finally poking at his psyche-locks iridescentoracle: bc i can see klavier honestly being pretty good at Not Letting On What His Deal is—he's had a whole seven years as a rock star and a year actively working as a prosecutor whose brother either framed someone else for murder or was framed for murder and outside the au where he's got a Secret Magical Lawyer Superpower of his own he probably wouldn't feel confident which until the misham trial—but he wouldn't be able to completely hide that he knows a little too much about what his brother's first set of plans were for someone who can't begin to guess what kristoph's backup plans would be, and if zak gramarye's death really did break him like i kind of feel like it might, i think he'd probably let a lot of clues slip in quick succession iridescentoracle: like. really though. tell me klavier wouldn't feel like the worst person ever over it. and by the worst person ever i mean specifically kristoph gavin, because isn't seeing zak gramarye's death as a convenient means to an end exactly what kristoph did, twice iridescentoracle: and i just don't think klavier in that state of mind would be particularly able to maintain his nonchalant celebrity façade!

nyquildriver: I'm imagining this highly dramatic conversation where phoenix maybe presses a little and klavier is just so overwhelmed by everything that like nyquildriver: he's covered in psyche-locks, right. just. way more than five. it's the weirdest thing phoenix has ever seen nyquildriver: and I imagine he like. asks a fairly benign question, the same kind of benign question that doesn't make sense to have a psyche-lock about, and klavier just crumbles nyquildriver: and all of them open all at once

iridescentoracle: ooooooh that's good iridescentoracle: i was thinking something slightly different but i think i like your version better. my thought was—phoenix presenting his attorney's badge to people is a running joke, right? the playthrough i watched never actually presented anything that wasn't strictly necessary to move forward but i know from memes that it's a Whole Thing iridescentoracle: so i was thinking it would be kind of fun if that was literally the solution here. klavier's got a crazy number of psyche-locks and says he can't explain what's up with him bc "you wouldn't believe me if i told you" and the correct response is presenting phoenix's badge bc that gets phoenix to say "…you don't know much about my career so far, huh" iridescentoracle: i don't know how you'd actually like, follow that with something that would make sense for him to say in a game, and i think anything else would kind of ruin the effect, so i didn't have it fully worked out in my head anyway, but that was the direction i'd been thinking in iridescentoracle: either way though like. yeah. whole bunch of psyche-locks that all come down at once and klavier finally spills the whole story iridescentoracle: lmao. klavier like "fuck it fine at this point it's not like it matters whether you think i'm crazy or not. i accidentally traveled in time" phoenix: huh. admittedly time travel is a new one on me but [john mulaney voice] my career's already been so goddamn weird,

like. okay. all indications are that despite this world having some types of magic that are real, the kinds of magic appear to be pretty specific (spirit channeling, viewing psyche-locks with a charged magatama, apollo & trucy's perception, etc), and time travel in particular only exists as a figurative way of handling physical and emotional trauma, and otherwise it's probably just a very complicated scheme to get someone convicted of murder. the games have been pretty clear about all that. but god what i wouldn't do for a story where post-AA4 absolutely-drowning-in-guilt-and-self-hatred klavier accidentally gets himself peggy sue'd to the start of the gramarye trial

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For the headcanon game, please give your thoughts on Phoenix and Klavier? :D

Oh you’re just BEGGING for angst aren’t you lmao

(The last headcanon includes Klapollo! If you’re not into that, you can skip it! ^.^)

Spoilers for AA4! You’ve been warned!

Realistic Headcanon:

Klavier is the kind of person who easily just goes along with whatever’s going on. Trucy needs an assistant for her show? Klavier’s afternoon is free, so sure, why not? Apollo needs a ride to a place several hours away because of a potential lead for his newest case? Well Klavier has to know where this is going, so he will absolutely give him a ride. Phoenix and Athena are teasing Apollo? Klavier has no idea how this started, but he is absolutely joining in.

Phoenix is very similar, but only because he believes that he has completely lost control over his life and has simply decided to embrace the chaos (he adopted Trucy, after all). This could lead to many hilarious situations between the two, where they are stuck in some kind of wacky circumstance and both of them simultaneously are just like “ok sure, this might as well happen”. Bonus points if they are also accompanied by someone who is most certainly not okay with the situation (perhaps Edgeworth or Apollo?) and is very nonplused by their attitude.

(More Headcanons Below!)

Unrealistic (but Hilarious) Headcanon):

They were both theater kids! If there was a theater production in their schools, they were at least part of the ensemble, if not one of the starring roles. I’d like to imagine it’s a major point of bonding for the two, where they debate over the best numbers in certain musicals, gush over some of the less-known productions, and even sing together. And they are both VERY extra about it, using fake props and everything (much to Apollo’s chagrin).

Heart-Crushing and Awful Headcanon(s):

I know you probably want to know my thoughts on how Phoenix and Klavier reconcile, and I’m more than happy to share, so I’ll discuss that before giving you another sad headcanon that I adore.

I think it’s unrealistic that Phoenix never blamed Klavier. Law was his passion, his reason for living. It was an exhausting and trying job, but he loved it. He loved saving people and solving mysteries. It would be one thing if he had actually forged evidence and had his badge taken away rightfully, but the incident that lost him his job was clearly not his fault. And it’s hard, in situations like that, to avoid looking for someone to place the blame, even when it’s not their fault either.

But I’d like to think that Phoenix is a good judge of character. When he next sees Klavier, presumably not long after losing his badge, the younger man is a shadow of the confident performance he displayed in court. He acts just as stuck-up and self-absorbed as he was during that trial, but years of dealing with liars has taught Phoenix a lot. He sees the doubt weighing on Klavier’s shoulders, the hesitance that weighs his movements and decisions. He sees a kid, about the same age as Maya when he first met her, and he can’t be mad at Klavier, not really.

And then he meets Kristoph, and he learns who his enemy truly is.

Years pass, Kristoph is behind bars where he belongs, and Vera Misham opens her eyes. Klavier finally learns the truth, and it’s everything he feared. The roles have been reversed, where Phoenix has been an upstanding man this entire time, and he feels like the fraud. He can’t look Trucy Wright in the eyes anymore, and the mere thought of Phoenix Wright is enough to bring him to tears.

I can’t say exactly how long Klavier stews in his guilt. Probably a month after the trial, before Chief Prosecutor Edgeworth notices his behavior and practically demands that he takes some time off for his mental health. And then a few months more, when for the first time in his life, Klavier finds himself unable to play music.

Perhaps it’s Trucy who arranges it, who calls Klavier to the WAA when she knows it’ll only be her father in the office. Perhaps it’s Apollo, who saves Klavier from the darkness inside of him once again and challenges him to act. Perhaps Phoenix initiates the conversation, sending Klavier an invitation he knows he can’t refuse. Or perhaps Klavier goes himself, wanting to see Apollo for business or personal reasons, and encounters Phoenix alone by pure chance.

Either way, the end result is the same. Words are exchanged, many tears are shed, and a hug is shared. And for the first time in seven years, Klavier feels light.

And Another:

In the first case of the fourth game, Apollo learns that Phoenix tricked him into presenting forged evidence (although I have my thoughts about whether or not this evidence was actually forged, but I digress). His first reaction is anger, something so raw and powerful that his first instinct is to punch his former idol in the face.

When Apollo finds out that Trucy is his sister, and that Phoenix had been hiding this fact for years, anger is no longer his first reaction. This devastation runs deeper, because Phoenix was no longer a man he simply idolized. He was a mentor, a friend, someone that Apollo had gotten to know over the years. Someone Apollo had slowly learned to trust again, even after Phoenix had betrayed him.

And that trust had been broken again. This time, Apollo’s first reaction wasn’t to lash out. It was to run, trying to hide the tears running down his face as he tried to distance himself as far as he could before he got hurt again.

However, when Klavier learned of this, anger was his first reaction. And in a perfect mirror of Apollo’s actions during his debut as a defense lawyer, the first thing Klavier does when he sees Phoenix is punch him in the face.

It takes a long time for Apollo to forgive Phoenix, and it takes even longer for Klavier. And this devastates Phoenix, because as much as he hates losing Apollo, someone he sees as a son, he had also become extremely fond of Klavier. And after years of Klavier seeing Phoenix as a fraud, it hurt to see the rockstar prosecutor looking at Phoenix with distain once again.

Unrealistic Headcanon That Will Probably Never Happen:

Phoenix adores Klavier. Probably sees him as a son.

But no man will ever be good enough for his other son Apollo.

So hijinks ensue! Klavier tries to bring Apollo flowers? Uh oh where did they go? Phoenix certainly did not hide them before Apollo returned! Klavier wants to ask Apollo out to dinner? “Oh hey Apollo do you mind working overtime just this once? I’ll actually pay you this time!”

Bonus points if Trucy is working to get Klavier and Apollo together, meaning that she and her father are actively working against each other. More bonus points if they are both aware of what the other is doing, prompting snide comments and competition between the two (as well as a wager or two). Even more bonus points if, while the two are locked in this competition and completely preoccupied with undermining the other, Klavier and Apollo figure things out on their own and have a lovely, uninterrupted date.

Thanks so much for the ask! And sorry that it took so long!

Send Me a Character or Relationship (Platonic or Romantic) and I’ll Give You Some Headcanons!

[bodejustice]

Part One

"So we're finally here."

At Bobby's words, the disgraced lawyer finally lifted his nose from his book and made eye contact. He even smiled, amused, as Bobby turned the chair around outside the cell and straddled it like an insolent high school student--or, more appropriately, like a cop sitting down for a heart to heart with a suspect.

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"How is your husband? He doesn't seem to have the time to visit me. Too bad." Kristoph closed his books and uncrossed his legs only to cross them in the opposite direction.

Bobby grimaced slightly and gave no answer. Truth be told, his husband was in the hospital after being hit by a car. (And despite his broken ankle, he seemed to be enjoying the stay.) The detective adjusted his aviators and gave as cool and cryptic a response as he could. "I don't think Phoenix will be finding much time for you anymore."

Kristoph adjusted his glasses in turn--a light and dainty touch compared to Bobby's--and smiled, the corners of his lips curling like a cat who isn't in a cage. "That would be a pity."

Something about the words irked Bobby, just as pretty much everything about Kristoph had been irking him for years. But he did his best to brush it off. "You're the pity here, Mr. Gavin. The murder, framing Phoenix--betraying your student's trust. Why would you do this? What have you become??"

For a moment, Bobby thought he saw an angry facial twitch and a sudden tightening around Kristoph's eyes. A shadow of the coldly enraged murderer who had been dragged off the witness stand. But then the lawyer just shrugged.

"Were you a Boy Scout, Detective?"

Bobby paused for a moment. "Yes, but what does that have-"

"as I imagined. I know it may be... Difficult for a do-gooder, a self-made champion of justice to grasp this, but sometimes... Terrible things just happen." Kristoph marked the page I his book and closed it.

Now it was Bobby's turn to twitch a little. His worldview as a "do-gooder" doesn't make him naive; he's a homicide detective. He knows perfectly well that people do terrible things sometimes, especially to each other. "You make it sound like an unfortunate accident. You killed a man! Why?!"

"It was unfortunate, wasn't it?" Kristoph's gaze left Bobby, instead moving into the near distance of unoccupied space as if he was contemplating some great question. "An unfortunate man, and an unfortunate situation."

Bobby stared at the man resting in an armchair, looking for all the world like he could get up and walk away to get a drink without steel bars and a murder sentence hindering him. He looked as calm, collected, and steady as ever.

Except for those moments during the trial.

"I don't know why you spend time with that man."

Phoenix sighed and stretched himself further across Bobby's lap, pinning him in place on the couch. "Don't you think he's a nice guy? He reached out to me after I got kicked out of court. He's been nothing but nice."

Phoenix had changed in ways his partner had never expected since his disbarment. There was a slight drawl, a too-mild tone to his words about Kristoph, and the way he turned the question around made Bobby frown. "He's not the sort of person who actually cares about the misfortune people like you and me experience, especially in the law world. I can tell."

"He's a defense attorney like I was. We care about people's misfortunes." Phoenix turned gray-brown eyes up toward his boyfriend's face.

Bobby looked back into those eyes--sadder now, more guarded than ever even with those he loved--and paused for a long moment. "Maybe you're right."

Phoenix only closed his eyes again.

[farafeys]

friendly arrangements?

my second aa fic, written in august pretty much right after i finished spirit of justice lol

characters: Apollo Justice, Athena Cykes, Klavier Gavin, mentions of both Wrights and the cat Apollo takes in in the aa5 drama cd

1739 words; gen with strongly hinted at klapollo but mostly just awkward-nice conversation; big spoilers for aa6 and the aa5 drama cd, mentioned aa4 spoilers; 

two calls apollo makes while looking for a catsitter (link to ao3; fic under cut)

The second day after Dhurke's trial, when most of the Wright Anything Agency was back at home, after a long day of setting up paperwork and cleaning out years of mess from the Sahdmadhi Law Office, Apollo finally sat down and took a moment to unwind. Now almost used to the idea of living in Khura'in again, he remembered a problem that had slipped his mind in the chaos of the past week: there was no one to take care of his cat. After a moment of hesitation, and another moment to check the difference in time zones, he called Athena. She picked up at the third ring. "Apollo! What's up? Are you okay? Everything groovy with your scary new job?" "Hey Athena." His voice was considerably more level than hers. "I'm fine, we fixed up the office some and I talked a bunch with Nahyuta." Athena's peppy 'ooo' sounded tinny through the phone. "Cool beans! Were ya just calling to say how much you miss me already, then?" Her cheeky grin was somehow audible. "Ha ha ha. No, I had a, uh, favor to ask you, actually." Athena stayed quiet except for an expectant hmm, letting him continue. "I kinda, uh, forgot about it until just now but- actually, do you remember the circus case with the cat?" "Hmm? Oh YEAH, that fucker who framed Trucy! Why do you ask?" Apollo pursed his lips at her choice of words. "I never found the owner of that calico I told you guys about, so she's mine now I guess? And I don't know who's gonna feed her and stuff now, so..." Athena gasped at the mention of his cat. "Oh yeah, your girlfriend! How could I forget! Do you want me to take care of her?" "If it's not too much to ask... yeah?" Athena hummed for a moment. "I don't know... birds and cats don't get along, right? It would suck if Taka beat up your girlfriend." "Stop calling her that," Apollo said tiredly. "Right, I forgot Prosecutor Blackquill lives with you now... shit, I don't know who to ask besides you." Athena made a sad sound in the back of her throat. "What about Mr. Wright?" "Yeah, either he'd forget to feed her for a week straight or Trucy would want to try out her new combustion magic on living subjects." His tone was dry. Trucy had slyly suggested trying that particular trick on Apollo several times in the past month, and he was bitter. "Ha! Yeah, you're right, I guess."  They were both quiet for a moment. If Apollo weren't dozing off from exhaustion, he would've suspected the younger attorney of planning some wild idea. "Saaaaaay, Polly," her sudden sing-songy words made him jump a little, "why don't you ask your favorite prosecutor friend?" Apollo stuttered out a "Wh-" which was ignored as she continued, "You know, the handsome charming rock star one that you get worked up over whenever you talk about him? I bet he's GREAT with cats." For a few seconds all he said in response to her ingenious idea was some angry spluttering sounds. "What- why would I ask him that? What do you mean, good with cats??" Athena laughed loudly and said, "He just seems nice! And like he wouldn't mind doing you a favor, ja?" She waggled her eyebrows alongside her excellent impression of Klavier, despite Apollo missing out on the performance. Apollo spluttered into his phone more. The irritation had at least woken him up. "What's that supposed to mean?! Athena!" She giggled. "You said you don't have anyone else to ask, right?" She cut off Apollo's 'But-', continuing with glee, "and if you don't ask him then there's no one to watch your girlfriend, jaaa? Aaaaaand!!! If you don't ask him then I will!" Apollo jumped up from the couch he was lying on. "ATHENA." "Woah, turn down the Chords there, dude. Sensitive ears, remember?" She didn't sound particularly bothered. "Aaaaanyway I've gotta go over to the Prosecutors' Office anyway to get some stuff from Simon later so! You got until lunchtime to call your boyfriend, Polly!" Apollo was pacing now, a scowl on his face. "I feel like this is probably some kind of harassment. I'd tell someo- I'd tell Mr. Wright if I thought he wouldn't just egg you on." Athena gasped theatrically. "I'm just helping a friend take care of his cat!!! And going to have a chat with my second favorite prosecutor about his favorite absent defense attorney!" Apollo grumbled some curses away from the phone mic, then took a deep breath. "So it sounds like you're planning on talking to Prosecutor Gavin today anyway?" "Hmm, yeah! I've decided on it now, and I've never changed my mind about anything." "...Right. And I'm guessing that you're going to talk to him about me whether I call him or not?" Athena's responding 'Duh' was Chords of Steel levels of loud. "What else would we talk about? The weather? Music? Junie? OH!!! Junie... Anyway! Yeah, I'm a gossip machine, Polly! It's a great way to practice analyzing emotions, you know." Apollo ignored her and poked a finger to his forehead as if he were nearing a breakthrough in court. "So if I do call him now, I'll get the leg up on you with whatever you're gonna say!" "Huh?" "Got it. I'll call him right now. Nice talk, Athena." "Uh, yeah! Have fun fixing a whole court system." Apollo hmphed, said a quick goodbye, and asked her to pass on his greetings to Blackquill and the Wrights. He hung up, found Klavier's number in his phone (Trucy had given it to the fop about a year ago, and he texted Apollo periodic congratulations on cases, well-wishes for holidays, and other ridiculous frustrating things), and gave himself a minute to get a glass of water before calling. He picked up after the first ring. "Hallo? Herr Justice? To what do I owe the pleasure?" Apollo bit back surprise at the use of his actual name and irritation at Klavier's smooth voice. "Uh, hi, Prosecutor Gavin. I don't know if you've heard, but I'm not going to be in the country for a while." Klavier hummed in response, "Ja, I heard about the trial in Khura'in through Herr Edgeworth. Sounds like you and Herr Sahdmadhi have had quite the week!" "Uh, yeah." Apollo lost his train of thought for a moment. "A-anyway I have kind of a big favor to ask, and I wouldn't be calling you but Athena can't and I don't know who else I could ask and SHE said to ask you-" Klavier cut him off before his rambling picked up enough speed and volume to rival a freight train. "Woah there, Herr Forehead, what exactly is this momentous task for me? Nothing illegal, I hope." "Of course not!!" Apollo's voice broke, turning louder and squeaky from indignation. "It's just my cat, I don't know who's gonna take care of her and I don't think there's a way to get her to Khura'in any time soon." "Oh! I did not know you had a cat!" He sounded enthused, much more than earlier in the call. "What is the little one's name?" Apollo winced. "Uh. That's kind of a weird story actually, I found her with a collar and at first I was just watching her until I could find the owner, but I never did and I never actually... got around to naming her?" Klavier's voice betrayed an amused smirk. "Then what, pray tell, do you call her, Forehead?" "Uh... Kitty." Klavier muffled a laugh that didn't match up to Apollo's memories of him, shoulders shaking, tossing his head prettily while mocking him from behind the prosecutor's bench. "Kitty! A fitting name indeed! I imagine, then, your favor is simply to take care of the feline Fraulein, ja?" "I... yeah. Is that ok?" Apollo was only half expecting to get this far. The conversation was far more painless than the ordeal he had expected. "Of course!" There was a smile in his voice, a wider more genuine one than his typical pasted-on rock star grin. "I am very fond of cats, after all, and Vongole could use the company during the day." That name sounded old and familiar to Apollo. "Vongole? Wasn't she Kristoph's dog? I... I hadn't even thought about what happened to her." Klavier hmmed. "She has been my dog for quite a while now, and seems much peppier for it." Apollo was for a moment at a loss for words. It had been a very long two days, and he did not feel at all equipped to handle thinking much more about Kristoph. However, Klavier interrupted his anxious reverie: "But! Even the most charming, coolest yellow labrador gets a bit lonely! I'm sure she'll be great friends with Kitty for however long we house her." Apollo startled, both at the offer and at the conversational lifesaver. Ugh, this guy was cool. "R-really, you're okay with this? Just like that?" Klavier hummed a lilting sound like a shrug. "Ach, surely your Kitty is more a blessing than a burden." He paused for just about a second. "And thisis the sort of thing one does for a friend. How should I go about retrieving Miss Kitty, then, Forehead?" Barely resisting the urge to throw his phone across the room or slap himself in the face from the out-of-the-blue declaration of friendship, Apollo said, "I, uh- you can use the spare key to my apartment and just pick her up, I guess? Athena knows how to get there, she said she's going to your office later." "Ah! Fraulein Cykes is always a delight." "Ha, yeah. Um, Kitty doesn't need any special food or anything, she's got her shots and stuff, I found her outside but I keep her indoors 'cause it's safer... Oh, the spare key is under the doormat!" "Cool, cool. I look forward to meeting the little lady." Apollo thought he could hear him smiling again. "She's a great cat! She's only met, uh... Clay and Athena but she's really friendly with strangers! ... Uh, thank you for this, Prosecutor Gavin. It's a lot to do at this kind of notice." Klavier snorted. "Ach, it's nothing! And, the title is a bit much now, ja? Just Klavier is fine." Apollo chewed the inside of his mouth for a second. "Klavier. Thanks."

[hermitcraft9]

idk how much you know about ace attorney but usually the True Villain ends up having been your rival prosecutor. so i think it would be funny if we just cycled through the cast.

tommy has main character syndrome so hell probably end up being our protag. and i imagine wilbur as his mentor but i also imagine wilbur as a prosecutor so i think it would be sort of an apollo justice situation where youre training under the villain. except kristoph gavin wasnt a prosecutor.

but basically i think wilburs a prosecutor mentoring tommy whos also training to be a prosecutor. but then some shit happens with High Prosecutor Dream regarding his position and he has his little downward spiral. and because ace attorney is Fucking Insane i dont find it too over the top at all that hed rig the courthouse to explode.

anyway he hides that but everyone eventually finds out it was him during another trial and then HES tried and hes found guilty and ohh ohhhhh jts so dramatic.

WAIT. i was gonna say rhat after all that tommy would be like "ohh ohh idk if im on the right path im gonna be a defense attorney now" but i think it would be cool actually if he stayed a prosecutor to spite wilburs legacy. because then tubbo could be his rival defense attorney and they could have a klavier & apollo type beat

ace attorney au

[blooming-blooming]

Klavier Gavin and Mizael!!!!!

two of the several terrible blond bishounen who have destroyed my life 

KLAVIER GAVIN (how did i know you were going to send me him)

K: How do you know when you’ve upset them? You probably don’t; he just internalizes his feelings and goes on as if nothing happened. Look at how calm he was over the stuff with Daryan and Kristoph.

L: What is their favourite board game? Clue; it was Fraulien Peacock in the conservatory with the revolver, ja. He treats it like real trials and I actually want to die imagining him snapping his fingers as he explains his theories.

A: What are/were this character’s best subjects in school? Music and German. I headcanon part of why he studies in Germany/keeps his German facade up is that as a child he was homeschooled with a focus in those subjects. Meanwhile, Kristoph was raised learning French and literature.

V: What’s the easiest way to annoy them? Being uncooperative and obnoxious. He’s probably really passive aggressive and just plays with his hair until you get the hint. (Which is also why he doesn’t mind Ema; for as much as she shits on him, she still does her job and isn’t too unbearable in her snark.)

I: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do they love themselves? 10 on the surface, 6 in reality. He seems full of himself, but after the amount of abuse he has endured from more than one loved one, he’s very self critical and feels like here has to be something wrong with him that would cause more than one person to take advantage of him. (This, obviously, is not the case. He couldn’t help being born into a family with an extremely emotionally manipulative man as his brother (and probably abusive parents to boot), and Daryan is just a fucking asshole.)

E: How are they with children? KLAVIER LOVES KIDS!! Being a multi platinum rock star definitely attracts tons of idolizing children, and he always knows exactly what to do to make their day when he meets one. 

R: What are their hands like? Big, rough, and calloused, but still somehow comforting and warm despite that.

G: How do they flirt?

N: What do they usually eat for breakfast? Something quick and simple, because all his time in the morning is devoted to his looks.

MIZAEL

M: What is their favourite dessert? Crepes. Mizael’s definitely a health nut and probably isn’t much for most sweets, but he likes the fruits in desert crepes.

I: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do they love themselves? During canon: 4, he knows he’s going against his beliefs and he hates himself for it. Post canon: 2, he sees the full impact of going against his beliefs and hates himself even more, also PTSD from his memories of literally dying do not help. (He gets better tho)

Z: How do they sleep? Lightly and restlessly, even if he’s doing well. He also has several blankets on top of him because he gets cold far too easily.

A: What are/were this character’s best subjects in school? History, literature, and physical education. He has more than one admirer for how cool and mysterious he seems because he’s so athletic but always has a book in hand.

E: How are they with children? He can be nurturing to small children if the situation arises, but otherwise he’s next to useless if your name isn’t Haruto Tenjo. The one year he was forced to spend in middle school was absolute hell for him because he had no idea how to talk to all of these people several years younger than him and he couldn’t connect to any of them. He’s better when he’s a parent.

L: What is their favourite board game? Do I even need to say Dungeons and Dragons, because, like, duh.