#but a serial killer is just in it for funsies and doesn't need to be provoked before deciding to commit murder!!

[mehoymalloy]

got any miscellaneous otohan headcanons?

Ya see my problem is that while I think about Otohan a lot, it's always in relation to stories I'm writing rather than miscellaneous tidbits like 'she's a side sleeper' (she's not; she sprawls on her back, legs splayed unnecessarily wide), or, idk, 'spicy food gives her acid reflux' or something equally random. So, in no particular order:

You in particular already know my 'Otohan is on the shorter end of average' headcanon (like 5'4" maybe? Basically an inch or two shorter than however tall Imogen is). But I also took Matt's "dancer's body" description and immediately chucked it out the window. He also says "hard to tell where on the spectrum of gender they lie" which leads to me believe they aren't particularly curvy anyway. Basically I like to think they have disproportionately broad shoulders compared to an otherwise straight and flat as a board frame. This woman has a flat ass because I say so.

She's not really an animal person. Not because she particularly dislikes them, but because they don't like her. Sort of how some dogs can sniff out a serial killer—they know she will never give scritches or treats (and she also happens to be a murderer) because to her, an animal is only as good as the purpose it serves, not the company they provide as pets. With that said, she's probably overall pretty neutral about less liked animals, like bugs and snakes and such. Like she won't go out of her way to kill a spider in her tent because it's incidentally doing her a service.

However, she absolutely dislikes children. Not loudly in the 'wow people who have children are so stupid' way but just 'can't quite control her facial expression if a baby cries too loudly in her vicinity' kinda way.

They view just about everything through a lens of efficiency and practicality. One example of this in action is that they're one of those types that defaults to viewing food as fuel. They eat to keep themself in shape and they really couldn't care less what gets the job done as long as it doesn't taste objectively bad. I'll say they do have a bit of a sweet tooth, tho, just for funsies; maybe they especially like dark chocolate or something.

Subscribes to the "respect is earned" belief, because when she was younger her unwavering loyalty and devotion to the Duskmaven didn't get her anywhere (I could also see that loyalty potentially carrying into her time as a solder for the Stratos Throne). But nowadays, she views everyone as equal or beneath her until proven otherwise. At which point she'll objectively respect one's skill (ex: how I envision her canon relation with Liliana going; a colleague that she has to admit does great work regardless of their differing opinions), or is given a reason to truly respect someone (ex: however Ludinus brought her into the Vanguard). At that point, I'd say she is then prone to slipping back into that loyal to a fault tendency, because she believes in the person/cause she's following so completely.

They do not need to be the smartest and most put-together person in the room, but they will make it known when they happen to think they are, usually with snark. (looking at her subtle needling of Zathuda back at the Fey Key in particular).

They're competitive but not a sore loser; more the type to grit their teeth and bear it as they concede defeat. I like to think of her sparring with Reilora juggernauts at the Tishtan site when she can't sleep.

Oh that's another thing: when they can't sleep, much like Orym, they exercise or fastidiously clean their weapons and armor.

They're not particularly possessive or prone to jealousy or envy.

She's kinda touch starved but in a really resentful way. She's overly-perceptive of both herself and her surroundings—constantly watching for trouble, has a high pain tolerance, is only ever touched when she's fighting (I just can't see her as the type to shake hands or clap someone on the shoulder)—so! Someone touches her gently and suddenly 'wtf was that, disgusting, why do I have goosebumps, what is this weakness.. do that again.'

And on that note, definitely a 'touch me not' type in the bedroom, though that's not a hard rule so much as a strict need for control and the desire to remain calm and collected at all times rearing its head.

Would ya look at that.. I say "I don't really have misc headcanons" and then I type all that extrapolated bullshit.

[meet-the-coffee]

TF2 Fucked Up-Au (or something)

I once started working on a totally odd as shit au that I forgot about, and I didn't even finish working on what the au's theme was, nor what each merc would be like to make it this a unique au????

DISCLAIMER: i don't agree with any of the weird shit these characters do in this au. But horror exists for a reason :)

Anyway here's what I remember:

Scout:

Is like a total stoner. Chill as hell. Piercings. Smokes cigarettes too. Fuckin dumbass. Comes to work high all the time. Doesn't give too much of a shit about much. Has ladies over often but never catches any feelings. Thinks Miss Pauling is just an object he wants to smash. He's an asshole. I hate him, he's a lil shit.

Pyro:

Actual serial killer. Tall as shit. Wide... Doesn't talk. Just breathes loudly and axes you to death or sets you on fire. Isn't as much of a "rainbow pyroland of unicorns and sunshine" as it is that he's complete and utter danger. A psycho. Tall and strong enough to michael myers-chokehold you with one hand against a wall.

Made up on a whim:

Sniper:

Total fucking sociopath. He's the crazed gunman with mental sickness that his canon counterpart in Meet the Sniper says he is NOT... yeah this guy doesn't snicker because he shot someone, or that he likes clicking on heads for the funsies, or for money... this guy loves all of that, but is a fucking creep while at it. He freaks people out. He isn't trying to be discrete while stalking people but he is so damn good at his interest - He is silent as death. He will stalk you home. He will watch you sleep through the window, preferrably snap a few photos or just find your breathing nice to listen to. He likes to feel warm blood on his fingers and loves that metallic smell. He's into weird shit. Don't be near him because he's unpredictable as fuck. He's manipulative, seem friendly, and then once you turn your back, you'll wake up two days later high as shit with a pounding headache, bound with your hands behind your back to an iron bar. He probably uses you for aim practice while drunk as hell. Do. Not. Turn your eyes. Away from him.

Spy:

Spy is anxious and emotional as hell, paranoid as shit and his worst-case scenario is The People finding him, especially if they find out Scout is his son. He does everything to push Scout away only because he doesn't want anything to happen to him. He's on a heavy dosage of medication to deal with it all.

Demoman:

He is so tidy. He's trying to remain composed and watches his friends get fucked up and he can't even do anything about it. He hates it. It tears him to bits when he's trying to sleep. But he likes to help, he listens to their rambles and keeps an ear out to pick up on his friends needs. He was raised by his mom and she taught him to be a kind and sensitive boy.

Medic:

I can't quite make my mind up on this guy. It's so cliché to just make him an utter lunatic but I don't feel him to be a soft guy either. There's a connection to his friends but I can't quite tell what it would be. It's a huge w.i.p.

...

Engie, Heavy and Soldier I'm don't know at all yet. And nothing is set in stone anyway.

Miss Pauling might just be an evil and fucked up gal who works like a puppet under the Administrator, idk,,

This is what I've got so far :')

[your-pal-nebula]

Info on the Horror AU

A while back, I made a post announcing that I was creating a WG Horror AU, and I have returned with some information on it! As I mentioned in the original post, yes, my OCs WILL be included.

My first thought for Twobrains was: make him act like a drug addict. Make him rob people to buy more cheese. Make him even get desperate and turn people into cheese, which, yes, does kill them instantly. At least it's quick and painless. Fuck it, he has a little gallery of his favorite cheese people.

The Butcher... is a cannibal. His name straight up already sounds like a serial killer. Wasn't that hard to come up with this fact. He's... just a cannibal. Who... prepares humans for eating. I... don't know what else you want me to say.

Chuck crushes people to death and makes sandwiches out of them. But he's delusional and doesn't even realize he's murdering people. He thinks he's just making normal sandwiches.

NOW ONTO MY OCS:

You know how Silver wears that handband with mouse ears on it? Fun fact, she intentionally covers her actual ears with her hair to make it look like those are her real ears, but canon Silver knows they ain't real. Well, Horror Silver is just blatantly fucking delusional and thinks that well, if her Dad got turned into an evil half-rat person, then she did too, and is fully convinced those are part of her body, and that she's also half mouse now like him.

Cori, in the Horror AU, is still Silver's best friend and sidekick. But, I need to explain something about canon Cori real quick: one of the reasons she became a villain was because she knew she could get away with it. Her parents are so neglectful that they won't give a shit. So, in the Horror AU, once, whilst on a crime spree with her delusional bestie, Silver Boxleitner, Cori accidentally killed someone. She kind of freaked out, but then realized... nobody cared. Her parents didn't. Silver even applauded her. So... why not keep murdering people? Just for funsies?

Okay um... really don't have a lot for Horror Alynxai yet. Other than, well... you know those horns of hers? Yeah, she totally uses those to gore people. For this reason, the tips are frequently coated in dried blood.

Yeah, folks, that's it. I will eventually return with more updates on the WordGirl Horror AU.

And by the way, feel free to make fanart of it! Not much lore is set in stone yet, so I'd wait on any fanfiction, but yeah! Fanart, go right ahead! You got any ideas, feel free to tell me!

So yeah... goodbye for now

[kronoose]

Info dumping about the residents of Luc's tower only one of which actually participates in the hunt regularly

Two of which had actual names I didn't write them down tho so they're still their nickname

Doc is getting his own post because he needs an bundle of extra tw and Milton is unimportant

Firstly we've got cooky friendly lesbian granny who can and will kick your ass for messing with her domain(the kitchen) she is a mom figure to Luc and the only one who can full name him they met shortly after he'd joined the Duke gang. She has a goth cottage core (look it up it's so pretty) girlfriend who's a florists she doesn't know cooky works for a serial killer but she does know the adults of the tower they car pool to the gay bar and kink club

Cooky was married to a gay man in her youth they couldn't conceive together due to fertility issues on both sides and very limited sex they split after he came out to her they're still friends in one au said husband is my teacher OC in that au they're besties like they're both incharge of a bunch of queer dumbass's and vent to eachother about their kids

She grows weed and makes adult treats on Fridays this has lead to many goofy lil bits in my fic she doesn't often join in the hunt but occasionally she will just to de stress

Next is Seth aroace sloth Boi they're non-binary

They wear lens less glasses like Connie in Steven universe

They killed their own father because he was a piece of shit this was very much hyped up by all the other named charecters.

They are the towers unofficial welcoming committee

They do not participate in the hunt they will participate in the pre and post hunt hype fest tho then he takes a nap

Seth can and will fall asleep in the most jump scare positions and places

Next the only OC I've never been able to pic crew

Ben the mom of the tower and everyones hype man. Ben is part bear and I believe he was once a bear in the 2sLGBTQ way but I couldn't find an answer conclusively enough if other people under the queer umbrella could use the term or if it was just gays so he's just the mama bear in the Physical sense

Ben is the second successful transformation Luc did they're child hood friends they briefly dated but realized they were just doing everything the same except with more kisses and we're like nah bro friends only

Ben is demibi ace

Ben is the only one I still use a face claim for

He was the one to bring Dani and Luc to the Duke gang

His dad 'vanished' the day after Ben came out to him it didn't go well Luc doesn't take well to his family being hurt his dad was doc's first live test for his skin

Ben is the only one who knows what happened to Luc's eye other than Dani

Next Jules the only named child in the tower

My brain was like what if the bigots got confronted with their child self as I was listening to Nightcore and I was like yes that anime person shall be them

Jules has a different name for each set of pronouns they use (he Julian/she Julia/they Jules)

They were born in the tower and home schooled there father was a werewolf mother was a shape Shifter

They were sent to normal school and promptly expelled for figthing and arson

The figthing was self defense the arson was for funsies

They can turn into child versions of people

They have not killed yet

Both of their parents fucking bounced so Jules was communally raised

Damian is Luc's demon who he summoned by accident the summoning was intentional he just got the wrong demon

Damian is kinda bassed off the black Butler demons

Damian is Demiace realizing both labels while listening to people gossip about their love lives and being like that's not me

[firelord-frowny]

i’m up in the middle of the night as per usual, and also as per usual, i’m freaking myself out by reading about morbid shit, and tonight it’s People Who Escaped From Serial Killers, and how fucking horrifying that must be, 

and what I did not know about the capture of Jeffery Dahmer was, in summary: 

(obligatory trigger warning for discussion of greusome murders omfg)

He’s out bein a creeper in typical serial killer fashion, asking random dudes to come home with him so he can ~take some pictures of them~ for money. one Idiot Dude is like “hellyeah, bro, i’ll let you take some pictures of me.” 

So they go into his home (apartment, I think?) and for some reason the Idiot Dude does not immediately leave upon discovering that the home literally reeks of dead bodies. And at some point, dahmer puts handcuffs on the dude and then he’s like “imma kill you for funsies.” and the dude is like, uh, could you NOT?? and Dahmer is like “nah imma do it, and also i’m gonna eat your heart.” 

Idiot Dude manages to get dahmer to let his guard down at some point, then punches him in the face and runs away! Woo! Escape of the Grand Idiot!

So, Idiot Dude finds some cops outside and he’s like “hi, a lunatic handcuffed me and said he was going to eat me, can you take these cuffs off of me, please?” 

and they’re like “ok sure” but then they discover that the cuffs use a different kind of key than the one they carry. So they’re like “well let’s just go find your lunatic friend and get the key from him.” 

So the cops and the idiot all go up to the apartment and dahmer is like “oh hello, you delightful officers, i see you have met my dear friend, Idiot.” 

And they’re like “yeah, can we get the key to uncuff Idiot?” 

So one of the cops goes to look for the key in the bedroom, and while he’s in there, he DISCOVERED PICTURES OF DISMEMBERED BODIES THAT WERE OBVIOUSLY TAKEN IN THAT VERY SAME APARTMENT???? 

So obviously they’re like “uh you’re under arrest for being an actual demon” and dahmer is fighting them as they try to detain him

and what is so FUCKING WILD to me about this is that THEY DIDN’T KILL HIM!!!!

They have an actual serial killer with PICTURES OF DISMEMBERED BODIES AND THE STENCH OF ROTTING FLESH IN THE HOUSE. They discover A FRESHLY SEVERED HEAD IN THE FRIDGE!!!! 

AND YET! THEY DON’T SHOOT HIM!!!!! 

THEY TAKE HIM ALIVE!!!!

A BLACK DUDE CAN BE STRANGLED TO DEATH EXECUTED IN PUBLIC AND IN BROAD DAYLIGHT FOR MAYBE HAVING DRUGS

BUT A WHITE SERIAL KILLER WITH A FRESH HEAD IN THE FRIDGE AS HE TRIES TO RESIST ARREST GETS TAKEN INTO CUSTODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GETS TO HAVE A TRIAL! GETS TO EXERCISE HIS RIGHTS!!!

AND IN THE END, HE WASN’T EVEN SENTENCED TO DEATH!!! HE WAS SENTENCED TO NINE HUNDRED AND FORTY ONE YEARS IN PRISON!!!! Which means Literally Nothing, considering humans don’t even fucking LIVE that long, like, wtf kind of useless, petty bullshit is that?? JUST KILL THE MOTHERFUCKER!!!*

That sick monstrosity of flesh would still be alive today if another inmate at the prison didn’t decide to do The Lords Work and beat that son of a bitch to death!! 

And I’m just???

kinda GENUINELY shocked and floored that nobody at the scene of dahmer’s arrest just fuckin snapped and killed him on the spot. AMAZED that no one evidently ~feared for their life~ in the presence of SOMEBODY WHO CUTS UP HUMAN BEINGS AND EATS THEM!!! Shit, I prolly woulda shot that sick fuck in the neck just out of sheer outrage!!! 

I cannot, CANNOT imagine anything scarier than suddenly realizing you’re in the presence of a serial killer who literally has a head in the fridge. Or i guess, the only thing that COULD be scarier than that is being serially killed. Bc generally, I imagine, if you become AWARE that you’re in the same room as a serial killer, the next thing that happens is usually that you get serially killed. 

But noooooo, they weren’t scared!

A black teenager in a hoodie is scarier than a white man with a severed head in his fridge! (bonus fact: the severed head belonged to a black man). A black man lying face down on the street is more of a threat than a white man who EATS PEOPLE AFTER HE MURDERS THEM!!!!

Oh! My GOD!!! 

[mayonakano-archive]

So, I bought the society mv outfit for Leo and put him in Eye with Madara and went "wow Leo looks like a rich kid" and my thoughts sort of spiraled from there hkahdjs

The basic idea is an au (maybe Leo's still an idol in this but definitely a composer) where Madara is a private investigator/contract assassin and his latest mission is to investigate this string of murders at a preppy rich boy college. He disguises himself as a student and meets preppy rich boy Leo who doesn't realize he's an assassin but knows he's looking into the murders and is like "seems fun and might give me inspo so lemme tag along". Madara lets him and Leo helps him by essentially throwing money at problems and distracting people by being himself and throwing music sheets everywhere.

Idk how it'll end or if I'll make the killer someone from enstars (thinking of mishka's serial killer Valkyrie) but I have this specific scene where Madara gets bloody saving Leo and they're at Madara's apartment cleaning each other and they do that cliche slowly leaning towards each other until they gently kiss

that's all I got so far but it's taken a hold of my brain and I need to reiterate that this all came from me buying one (1) outfit for Leo. Anyway thank you for listening to this ramble hkahdjs

HE DOES LOOK LIKE A RICH KID <- looked at the gif

god. that's??? so good??? leo can be a distraction aaaalll on his own <3 i love that scene btw. so good. gently cleaning someone only to have that oh moment... 🥺

pls tell me more if you get more im enamored with them. rich kid leo just here for funsies and mama with a purpose!!!

[owlf45]

A garbage take I saw that I wanted to share was "How can Deku look at Shigaraki and not help him?? He knows how hurt he is why doesn't he understand???" The post also implied that Izuku was too naive and if he was smart he would join the villains 🙄😑

oh hey! my first “bad take” ask! idk where this came from but thats! ridiculous! 

anyway yeah, honest to god i wonder what’s going on in the brain of some of these peeps. i understand liking the LoV a lot and appreciating their characters, or hell, even rooting for them even while acknowledging their logic is flawed, but some people treat them like they’re the real heroes or just “soft uwu bois who need to be saved” and deku is evil or stupid and honestly... are we really debating that. are we really doing that. 

also: “shigaraki is ENTIRELY blameless he is the result of all of society’s flaws he can’t HELP what he’s become he just needs to be SAVED by the heroes” and while I completely understand that’s been a drive to who he’s become, and shigaraki has faced a LOT of shit, he’s not “uwu im a soft boy i cant help my own actions.” and i find it painfully ironic that the same blogs who denounce people trying to “save” toxic people who don’t want to be helped or won’t change their actions also continue to argue just that with shigaraki. im honestly at the point where i just roll my eyes because hes killed, brutally injured, and kidnapped people (minors) for the funsies of it. buddy if you stab or kidnap an innocent minor for no other reason than “i felt like it”, then that’s on you, and there are consequences to face. it doesn’t matter if you’re “hurt”, you taking it out on other people is explainable, but not justifiable, which some hardcore-LoV fans seem to attempt to do. 

plus it’s not deku’s responsibility to save the same people who are trying to grind him to dust underneath their heels. im sorry but if a mass serial killer who’d brutally injured (+ kidnapped) my classmates, schoolmates, and teachers was in front of me i wouldnt show them a fucking ounce of respect or dignity, id fucking attempt to throttle them and rip them to pieces. the fact that deku showed concern for shigaraki in the recent manga chapters and attempted to help him(?) says leaps and bounds about deku’s character, because i assure you that any normal person wouldn’t show that same kind of concern. 

anyway, friendly reminder that deku is sixteen, he’s literally a kid, and if you blame him for shigaraki’s actions and for “not helping him” youre a fucking asshole thanks <3 id like to see any sixteen-year-old attempt to fight tooth and nail to just see himself and his friends scrape by to adulthood, and then be blamed for “not helping” a serial killer... who’s actively trying to murder his whole class and cause the destruction of the community that kept the kid going through his earlier depressive years. yeah, sure bud. 

[syubub]

SEOKJIN SOULMATE READING

~disclaimer: this is for entertainment purposes and simply my interpretation. Not to be taken as fact!

Seokjinnie seokjinne Jin Jin jinnie.

My very fine fellow sag it is your time now.

So for starters: energy color. Its honestly fascinating? I've never seen a more dynamic color? It gives off more of a feeling rather than a color and the best way I can describe it is like a spring sunrise/sunset? Its got a lot of colors but its very refreshing and warm at the same time. I could not for the fucking life of me find a picture on all of Google that looked anything like it but these two are the closest?

It's crazy really how cool that is to me.

Anyway. So things are normal, doo doo doo going up to his little platform, offer energy blah blah blah (Jin has a box of energy? Flowers? Idk but its cute, infront of a "wall" thing? Anyway I get past it) and ask him if I can do a read and stuff and so he connects.

Now. His soulmate shows up once we connected and connected to me as well? Its like I had two little energy connection strings attached to my forehead. His soulmates energy is cute af.

Anyway, I asked if there were any messages that they'd want to share and I shit you not I let out the most unattractive sound ever.

"I'm his better half"

Soulmate has jokes! Honestly so cute and hilarious.

Onto cards. For personality/signifier I pulled the empress. This is one heck of a cool energy. This is someone that has a lot of abundance, especially in their mindset! This is also someone with a very nurturing and caring personality but don't be fooled! They are not afraid to drop kick you to Mars if they need to. Most likely fire and earth energy (the wands and pentacle cards beside the empress) (probably some in Taurus in there tbh)

As for the other personality cards I drew daughter of swords, 2 of swords, fool rev. And 3 of swords. Now this shows that this person is very curious? This is someone who has a lot of new ideas and has a rather... unique way of connecting/communicating with people. This is someone who is likely guarded at their core and hard to get to know due to past heart ache. This person can also be a bit reckless and even directionless at times. A weird line popped in my head while doing this reading, "the line of morality isn't always a straight but rather a thin grey line thats been smudged at the edge." I'm not sure where that comes from or if it really comes from anywhere at all but to me this is really interesting. No, it doesn't mean that his soulmate is a serial killer. I think it means that this person is deliberate in their beliefs and doesn't take outside influence to determine their moral compass. This is so cool.

Now. Relationship. Protection, value your self worth, akasha, progress not perfection and stand strong in your faith. They have a very solid relationship! They take the time to support eachother and are very generous with their time together. They uplift eachother and help eachother grow. Definitely a confidence boosting couple. They also hold eachother accountable! Theres also a feeling that Jin gets really blushed around this person! Cute af.

Onto messages his soulmate has for him! We have, take time for yourself, figure shit out on your own and make it rain. I think this is his soulmate telling him that he needs to define himself by his own standards and treat himself like the fucking king that he is! He needs to work out his own shit without being told how by other people in his life! He needs to make himself happy. Enjoy the hobbies that he has and to live for himself. Do whatever it is he needs to recharge himself!

For character cards we have dilettante, addict and exorcist. This person might be a life coach or maybe an art/music therapist? Or at the very least the type of person that everyone goes to for advice because they just have a way of telling you straight up, "here is your problem. Fix it." This is also someone who dabbles in the arts for funsies. Likely has a billion hobbies and thus has at least a million skills!

Feature cards: dark hair, light eyes, purple, fashionable, funny, acts of service, gifts, younger, feminine and hard working.

For the other little cards I got: it will come, thinking of you and truth.

Now onto the last cards. We have: what do you feel and she sees, she knows. This is cute. These are both messages to seokjin. So from what do you feel, there's a line that says, "Do you know how unique you are? How your path is your path to be chosen, lived and created- only by you? Someone else cannot become the source of your decision making power without negative repercussions for both of you in the long run." There's another quote I like from this same card that says, "you are at a crossroads in your journey and the choices you make at this time-even simply choosing to do things a little differently, without much drama associated with the decision-are powerful triggers for some great magic to enter your life." Jin has a lot coming up for him in the future and his soulmate is saying that the choice is his. He can live how he wants.

In she feels she knows it says, "The situation you find yourself in right now might not be one of joy, but in time you will understand more of the bigger picture. You will come to see why things are happening as they are, and how you are being helped on to the next stage of your path-even though it may look like an obstacle right now." I think this means something to him in a lot of ways but specifically in terms of the state of the world and his impending military service. He might be down because he's not sure if he'll be able to perform for army in person before service. Theres a lot of thoughts in his head but his soulmage is saying that things will work out and its happening for a reason. Also there's a big chance of him realizing something really important about himself in this time!

Overall his soulmate is awesome? Definitely a force to be reckoned with.

Also the feeling of theor energy is so so so so so domestic and cute and fun! They have their serious moments together but they prefer to keep it happy and light and fun because they understand eachother so well that they hardly need to have "serious talks". One look conveys everything that needs to be said and they deal with everything accordingly!

I love love.