#but I’d still like to see him the costume.. 🤤
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To continue on from my post from yesterday.. sorry for this I cannot stop. Gross warning ig
Dale having you strapped down to something.. a medical table of sorts maybe. Thick leather straps tightened around all your limbs. Big shiny table of sharped tools right in your veiw on purpose. Running the cold hard metal of giant blades down your exposed flesh, or even better having you blindfolded so all you can hear is the clink of steel and having no idea what he’s about to do or where he’s going to put it and violently shaking in anticipation.
I need him to hurt me SOOO bad and look at me covered in blood like the interrogation scene. Pretty red to contrast against all the white. Rip my guts out while I’m conscious like the repo man so I can watch!!!
Sitting with him watching your missing report on the news with his nails raking against your flesh while he whispers to you all the ways he’s gonna abuse you!!!!!
Being in public with him would be awful he’s in your ear the entire time trying to get you as worked up as possible. Absolutely no shame, groping you whenever he feels like it. Now you have to be seen walking around with him while he’s hard and he would not even try to hide it.
#longlegs movie#dale kobble#longlegs#maybe I should stop writing and just go to therapy#he could never be the repo man it would make him hard#but I’d still like to see him the costume.. 🤤
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i just think johnny in a modern setting as ghostface… i’d fight him but god i’d fold so bad
He'd be so intimidating too. 🤤 His height, thick arms, and—as someone who often admires the way Johnny walks—swagger would make him the sexiest Ghostface ever.
I don't know if Johnny would fit the mold of being a horror movie enthusiast, however. As someone with a superiority complex, he'd likely be so pissed at the plot holes and obvious mistakes that killers make he'd struggle to enjoy watching.
Also, I believe Johnny doesn't want to cover himself. He likes people he kills to know he's the one killing them. To see his face as the last thing they ever see (hence how he spins the victims around to face him in all his executions).
But still, the idea of a man like him being under the costume is undeniably hot 😍
#johnny slaughter#johnny sawyer#texas chainsaw massacre game#tcm game#texas chainsaw game#tcm#texas chainsaw massacre#ghostface#johnny slaughter headcanon
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Song of the day but after I woke up at 6am then went back to sleep and then it’s a new day again after I woke up past noon because recovery matters song-of-the-day. My feet are tingling from yesterday’s sprint /walk. There is no ache. My body ate that machine because it’s so hungry. 🤤
*folds in mouth to prevent myself from laughing*
I do it for karma.
-Ruckus
-Morecock (satire of every D&D fan but no I don’t want more cock as a severed clause. I’m abstinent as hell)
-fist clench to nostril
AnHarchY buzzwords
Dang I didn’t know Ariel pink featured on this track. I went to a TOPs concert but my ex got tickets because I hired him for free to buy tickets of artists on my bucket list. I hate Tops specifically after her top songs I guess…and Part Time didn’t show up and I got blistering mad but hid it. They said it was a Part time header and then Tops headlined at that small venue in Orlando. I was about to slice her at her thighs. Your audience is 24ish which was my age at the time but she was in her mid thirties. I hate fat bitches with bangs who wear Urban like that.
But I saw how she’s working on it and her flute 🪈 cameo was super ok. But my ex was about to fantasize and he was super ugly but every indie girl’s type for no reason after I gave him a makeover. I am over itt
Because Tops was working on it I didn’t get as mad.
24 was a weird playlist of Babe Rainbow but I ditched my ex after he took my hippy indie music taste to get some probably as in him not me and so I just compacted that era into Raspberry Jam by Allah Jas I listen to from time to time. I don’t wanna go back to those dayZ.
Yo that song is so *kills a mini fly with fast as fuck Sand y Cheek reflex*
*continues*
that song is soooo sLicK! Raspberry Jam’s back grooves with the sexy cello sounding bass fuck it up then *flips table* instrumental. *folds in mouth to prevent myself from laughing so that I can say these things to my new friends without smiling or flinching as I hone in on groovy core*
Oh. I’ll find them 🧐. *posts up at a coffee shop as a face paint artist and they let me* then I’ll go outside during my five minute they give me a break because I’m working like an employee with a line of siblings as in the siblings of creepy older brother parka wearing 28 year olds…so during my 5 I am seen leaning against the wall in my sexy Timbaland crop corduroy jacket xs fit and hold up a hand to light an organic cigarette that’s holographic or something but so then the fit would be sLicK like NICHE outfitters but my face would be painted like a clown but my hair would be a flared out wolf cut. That would shock someone like the time I saw Neon Indian…yo…taking a cigarette break after Polish Girl performance or track during that concert I was fucked up sober but fucked up sad because I thought they were all role models but it was equivalent of seeing Mickey Mouse taking off his headwear or costume to take a drag. He did that drag outside of his tour bus like a rich jerk who doesn’t need to do what he does.
I never saw Polish Girl the same way again or heard.
That song is still good though and preferred that Alan did that to let me know he’s a bad person so I don’t go to another concert. I’m not happy with that because that was a Parental Advisory logo he is missing on his tracks.
Bystander almost laughing but snaps into groovy core immediately and does not react or laugh except for a fist clench to nostril and nod: she’s got that right!

I wouldn’t ever wear this glitter dress. High neckline shit only including tank polo white button ups. Indie is conservative. That’s why there are cardigans. Let’s keep that in mind okay(?) yes I’m talking to you fat bitches in animal print with shit bangs and black box dyes.
But no I’d rather just leave earlier than expected and laugh in my car on the way back to my mansion, alone. I’d make friends and they would think I’d invite them over but I never would or will. That has always been my energy as an artist.
No I think I would hold it until I took my second five minute break in the bathroom and then I would laugh.
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